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Bed time with the Akatsuki was actually a lot more fun than Chaos and Brise had thought it'd be.

Tobi all about flipped his shit when he saw what an air mattress was. He insisted on blowing it up and asked about fifty million questions about it. By the third question, Chaos was already groaning on the floor and ordering people to shut Tobi up. Brise, on the other hand, thought it was cute and decided Tobi and she made a great pair when it came to annoying Chaos.

Brise had found a few extra pieces of wood and a pocket knife (she pulled it out of the vase in the living room, much to Chaos's annoyance) and told Sasori to have at it, since there wasn't much else to do at night until he learned how to use the laptop or TV, which Chaos had promised to teach him.

When Deidara realized that he got to sleep next to Brise, he faked being tired, which only made Chaos and a few others snicker. Brise rolled her eyes and told him that he could wait, much to his disappointment.

After finding Zetsu outside with the plants still, Chaos asked him if he needed anything and both halves replied no. After turning away, she stopped and looked at him as he started a conversation with her cactus. Chaos learned that her cactus is named Derek.

All of the Akatsuki found amusement in watching the 4'11, 107 pound Chaos pull out the sofa-bed and putting the sheets and blankets on it.

Pein and Konan were happy with the fact that the quest room was big. It was the second largest room in the house, nearly as huge as Chaos's. Konan seemed very happy that the room had a vanity mirror and a shower attached.

Kisame and Itachi seemed happy (well, one was happy and the other 'hn'ed) that they got the best room of them all. Chaos tried to make a little bed of pillows and blankets on the floor so they could have the bed (she was still worried about inconveniencing them, despite Kisame's reassurance) but that thought was stopped when Kisame tackled her onto the bed. He grinned at her before grabbing the pillow and blanket she'd set out on the ground and tossing it at her, telling her not to worry.

After everyone was aware of where they would be sleeping, Chaos made them gather in the living room to discuss house rules. She stood in her lazy boy with a pair of fake secretary glasses on, holding a blank piece of copy paper in her hand.

"Rule number one; you will not touch any of my shit unless I ask you to. Don't even think of touching Brise's shit because I'm not even aloud to do that. Rule number two; keep your fucking pants on. Do not strip for any reason. I don't care if you're on fire. Rule number three; do not wake me up at ungodly hours to complain. That's what Brise is for. Rule number four; if you leave this house without permission, I will kill you. Seriously though, literally everyone knows who you are. Unless you want to get attacked by rabid fangirls, stay inside. Rule number five; do not leave your shit lying around. I'm a klutz and will trip on anything. Then there's Brise, who wears heels all the time, and can easily break an ankle. Rule number six; I'm not paying any hospital fees if you guys were being stupid. Let's say Deidara tries to blow Tobi up and accidentally loses a hand, he's not getting it back. Rule number seven; no jutsu's, bombs, Sharingan-ing, eating people, sacrificing people, or murdering people. I'd rather not have the cops on my tail because my guests are idiots. Do I make myself clear?"

Tobi was recoiled in fear of the short girl, holding his pillow to his chest. The more emotional members of the Akatsuki stared at her in surprise while the stoic one's simply nodded. Brise and Hidan were trying to hold in their shits and giggles at everything she had said, both having to smother their laughs when she had mentioned rule two.

"Okay~," Chaos smiled and clapped her hands, something she did quite often. "Tomorrow Brise has a photo shoot at seven, so she won't be here. Since most people will be at church until elevenish, I think it'd be best to swing by Wal-Mart and stock up on food before it gets crowded. I planned on getting everyone some normal clothes because, let's face it, you can't wear that," she gestured to their cloaks, "everyday. Since the mall opens at twelve on weekends, we'll do random shit until we can get in. I usually wake up around eight and I'll make breakfast for everyone before I go grocery shopping. Now, go the hell to sleep." Everyone moved from their spots and began going to their rooms/makeshift beds. Tobi hopped over to his air mattress and fell asleep instantly, much to Chaos's surprise. Over the course of the day, the only thing they did was watch TV and eat chips and pop tarts. She didn't think he'd be that tired.

"Lead the way, oh blue one," Chaos said, trailing after Kisame up the stairs. He chuckled and pushed open her door, grabbing her by her arm and pulling her towards him. She let out a yelp of surprise as he jumped onto the bed, taking her with him. After laughing a bit, Kisame let her go and she rolled over so that her face buried into her pillow. He and Itachi took off their Akatsuki cloaks before Itachi climbed onto the other side of the bed, turning to face the door. Kisame lay next to Chaos and threw the covers over the two. He wrapped an arm around her waist, tightening his grip. She struggled to reach the light switch next to the bed. When the lights were out, Kisame rolled over slightly to get comfortable, taking Chaos with him. She groaned inside her head at his tight grip around her stomach.

This is going to be a long night.

x x x

By the time morning came along and Brise was gone (she sneaked a peak in Chaos's room and fangirled before leaving), the house was completely silent.

Or at least, was.

Apparently, Deidara thought it'd be nice to wake Hidan up.

By throwing a bomb on his face.

Chaos knew what happened when Deidara happily screamed, "Art is a BANG, YEAH!"

Chaos groaned when Hidan screamed in agony, rolling over to bury her face in her pillow. It took her a minute to realize her pillow was breathing, causing her head to shoot up. She stared down at Kisame with blurry eyes, not seeing clearly yet. One of Kisame's eyes popped open and he tiredly smiled at her.

"Hey, kiddo."

"Hey," she said softly, voice slightly scratchy. The other side of the bed moved slightly before the glowing eyes of Itachi glanced back at them. She smiled slightly before dropping her head back onto Kisame's chest, hoping to catch a few more minutes of sleep.

That thought ended when her door was slammed open.

Chaos groaned loudly, rolling out of Kisame's grip and over his body, falling onto the floor. Hidan marched over to stand in front of her, face contorted in pain and anger. Black soot covered his pale skin, fuchsia eyes narrowed dangerously.

"Good morning Hidan. You're looking lively." Kisame snickered at her bored tone, but Hidan didn't find it funny.

"That blonde bitch tried to blow me up! I thought you said that we weren't allowed to do that!" Chaos thought about that. In the end, he did have a point.

"Deidara, come here." When the house was silent in response to her command, she frowned. "Deidara, now."

"Fuck you bitch," a voice yelled from a distance away. "I don't have to listen to you."

"You do have to listen to Itachi, though," she yelled down at him. Said man casted her a glance before watching her raise a finger to her lips, telling him to be quiet. A mischievous grin came onto her face as she said loudly, "Itachi agreed to Tsukuyomi anyone who annoyed me. You know, in thanks for letting you guys stay with me. He's a sweetheart like that." Itachi quirked an eyebrow at her but didn't say anything. The sound of feet on the stairs was welcomed to Chaos as she smiled. I'm such a good liar. And even if she was a shitty liar, no one would want to go through Tsukuyomi.

Deidara peeked his head into the room, avoiding eye contact with Itachi. "…Really?" Chaos nodded, much to Deidara's annoyance. He looked towards Itachi, making sure to avoid eye contact, who glared at him, causing the blonde bomber to frown. "Fine. What do you want, yeah?"

Chaos gestured towards Hidan with her head, not yet getting up from the floor. "Apologize for trying to blow his face off."

Deidara scowled. "Why should I?"

"Itachi."

"Okay, okay." He sighed before turning to Hidan. He held an annoyed look on his face as he crossed his arms. "I'm sorry for trying to show you the true meaning of art, un." Chaos sighed.

"Let's go with it. Knowing Deidara, we won't get much more than that out of it. Hidan, if you would please," Chaos said, holding her arms out above her. Hidan grabbed her hands and hoisted her up. Chaos blinked before turning towards the men in her room. "Okay~ after I get ready, I'll start breakfast. You guys can hang out here or go down stairs. Just don't break anything."

They nodded in response. Chaos walked over to her dresser and pulled out a pair of jean shorts and a tank top before opening the door to her bathroom. She casted one last look at the occupants of her room. Deidara had gone down stairs to find Sasori and Hidan said something about hiding all of Chaos's knives, in case she decided to take her anger out on him again. Kisame was messing with her jewelry box she kept on her bedside table and Itachi was trying to figure out how her phone works. Ever since she let him on it the day before, he seemed quite intrigued with it. Chaos even mentioned getting him a phone, if he wanted, but he said no because he didn't want her to go through any trouble for him.

He's such a sweetheart.

He's always been her favorite character from the anime and manga. He was the most selfless one from the whole the whole story, and she loved that. Plus, she had an Uchiha fetish since the first time she saw Sasuke. Itachi was just icing on top of the cake. She loved the Sharingan, especially since red was her favorite color. Plus, he wasn't bad looking either.

About ten minutes later, Chaos emerged from the bathroom, steam wafting out of the doorway. She had her hair wrapped up in a fluffy, white towel and a few strands of pink trailed down her back, having escaped the towel. She sat down at her vanity mirror and fixed her face up a little. She then stood up from her vanity and walked over to the door. After a moment, she realized that Itachi and Kisame were following her. She casted them a smile and walked to Brise's room. Itachi changed directions and walked down stairs and Kisame followed Chaos like a puppy.

She thought it was cute.

Chaos threw open Brise's door and went straight towards Brise's closet. Kisame stayed out of her way as she rummaged through clothes, throwing random pairs of shorts, capri's, tank tops, and tee shirts onto the futon. He watched her, quirking an eyebrow as she gathered up the clothes.

"What are you doing?" he asked, following her to the guest room. She smiled at him.

"Since Konan and Brise seem to be the same size, I figured she could wear her clothes when we went to the mall today." Kisame nodded and leaned against the wall. Chaos knocked on the door, hoping the two inside were already awake. It seemed like the rest of the Akatsuki were already up, except maybe Tobi. She hadn't heard anymore yelling, so she figured the orange lollipop was sleeping in.

The door opened and revealed the wide awake face of Konan. Behind her, Pein sat on the bed, messing with the alarm clock. Chaos internally sighed in relief; happy she hadn't woken the two. Now, she hoped Pein wouldn't break her alarm clock. She smiled at Konan.

"I brought over some clothes. It gets pretty hot here, so I got a few pairs of shorts and shirts for you. Can I come in?" Konan smiled back and moved out of the way, letting Chaos through the doorway. Kisame pushed off the wall and went downstairs, leaving the three in the room alone. Chaos dumped the pile of clothes she had in her arms and told Konan to have at it while she turned towards the closet.

"Brise's dad left some of his stuff here last time he was over. Some of it might fit a few of you guys," Chaos said to Pein, opening the closet doors. She started throwing random pairs of shorts and shirts onto the bed as well. After she pulled out enough for most of the Akatsuki members (she doubted Kisame or Kakuzu would fit in Brise's dad's clothes) she started sorting through them. She noticed Konan had chosen a pair of clothes and disappeared into the bathroom, the sound of running water following her. Chaos grabbed a pair of shorts and a plain black tee shirt before handing it to Pein. She smiled at him.

"Breakfast will be ready soon. I'll call you and Konan down when it is." Pein nodded and watched Chaos shut the door behind her, pile of clothes in hand. She started to distribute clothing as she walked through the house, throwing the tee shirts and shorts at all of their faces. She snickered at their glares before turning towards the kitchen, ready to start breakfast.

x x x

"Holy shit! You know how to fucking cook!"

Chaos scowled at Hidan as he shoveled food into his mouth. Deidara and Kisame did the same, earning a look of distaste in their direction as well. The rest ate like civilized human beings. After talking with him, Chaos let Tobi sit in the living room to eat, so no one would see his face.

"I can only cook the basics. I'm not a chef and I don't plan on ever being one." Chaos looked at Sasori and frowned. "What's wrong? Are you not going to eat?"

Sasori scowled and rolled his eyes. "You're so funny. I'm dying with laughter over here."

Chaos smiled and ruffled his red hair. "I only tease you because I love you." She laughed at the disgusted face he made.

"Hey Chaos…" the group glanced at Deidara, who had stopped eating so he could talk. His brow was furrowed in confusion as he voiced his question. "If we're in a different world, how did you know who we are? How does anyone know who we are?" Chaos blinked at the question, seeing as it came out of nowhere. The Akatsuki agreed with his suspicions and stared at Chaos expectantly.

"Well…on earth, the Akatsuki are the main antagonist in part two of an anime called Naruto. Naruto is a pretty big deal in pretty much every country. Not as many people know about it in Arkansas, especially in Alma, but you're still bound to run into some fangirls. I happen to be a proud fangirl and know everything that happens in the series—err—almost everything. I have free time, but not that much."

The group stared at her.

"You mean…that blonde brat with the nine tails has a whole show named after him and we're in it?"

Chaos nodded at Deidara. "Basically. If you don't believe me, I can show you some of the less important manga and a few of the anime episodes."

Before they could ask any more questions, Chaos held up her hand. She was mainly worried that she'd let something she wasn't supposed to slip, and she didn't want to ruin their lives or the Naruto timeline, if they ever returned.

The group continued to stare at her, most having a face of shock. The less emotional ones (Itachi, Pein, Konan, Sasori…)simply stared at her, cocking an eyebrow in her direction. She could practically feel their level of trust in her dropping with every word she said.

She sighed. "I would tell you guys everything, but I have to go get groceries. If I'm going to feed nine criminals and Brise, I have to stock up. So, who wants to help?"

The group stared at her in silence, none of them offering to go. Chaos quirked an eyebrow before rolling her eyes. She grabbed her phone and walked towards the door, saying loudly, "Okay, I guess you'll have to starve…"

x x x

In the end, it had been Itachi and Sasori who went with her. Pein and Konan stayed home to watch over the children and the three left on their adventure to the great Wal-mart.

It was memorable, to put it nicely.

It started out with Sasori and Itachi staring at her Tahoe like it was Satan and quickly turned into Sasori asking if she was trying to kill them. Shopping was pretty uneventful, except for when Sasori shoved Chaos into a soup tower. They were able to get away before any workers got there, much to Chaos's relief. Itachi nearly lost Chaos's phone in a barrel of movies, Sasori got grumpy when Chaos said he couldn't have a 'puppet' (it was actually a Ken doll), and Itachi Tsukiyomi'd a chick because she tried to bitch slap Chaos (something about Chaos taking her boyfriend—she assumed the woman was high). By the time they had loaded all the groceries into the car, Chaos was ready to kill someone. The drive back was pretty uneventful for the most part, except for the fact that Sasori would make comments on her driving every thirty seconds (big words from someone who can't even drive).

In the end, Chaos made everyone else put the groceries up as she flopped onto the couch. Face first.

"Chaos-chan! Chaos-chan! Is Chaos-chan okay?"

Chaos groaned, rolling over until she fell off the couch. She hit the hardwood with a thud and groaned louder, burying her face into the ground. Tobi watched her curiously, head tilted to the side slightly.

"I swear to God, Kami, Jashin, Buddha, and every other God in this shitty world, I will murder the next person who speaks. And no, that was not a challenge."

Ah, but her words never work against those who do not die. Hidan looked at her from the other couch, grinning evilly. "Challenge excepted."

After finally getting Chaos to calm down and Kakuzu to sew one of Hidan's hand back on, the group gathered in the living room. Chaos had already explained to Zetsu and Kisame that it'd be best if they stayed at the house (one was half-black-half-white and the other was blue, for Pete's sake) and, after a short argument, ended up taking Kisame with her and promising to buy Zetsu stuff for a garden. She told Tobi that if he came with them, he'd have to take off his mask because normal people don't parade around town in bright orange, swirly masks.

He ended up staying home.

When it was time to leave for the mall and everyone piled into the Tahoe, Chaos found a problem.

Her white, 2011 Tahoe only fits eight, at most.

There were nine of them.

Chaos stared at Pein, who currently occupied the driver's seat. He was messing around with the stereo, clicking random things. Konan sat beside him in the passenger's seat and busied herself with folding an old receipt she found into a crane. Itachi, Kisame, and Sasori occupied the middle row of seats and Kakuzu, Hidan, and Deidara sat in the very back. Chaos blinked.

"This isn't going to work."

Pein looked at her, ringed eyes staring down at her. He looked at her hand, which was currently gesturing towards him. More importantly, where he sat.

"What do you mean?"

Chaos face-palmed before throwing her hands up in a way of saying 'I give up'. "This. There's nine and this piece of shit seats eight. You're in the driver's seat even though you don't know how to drive. I'm not even in the Tahoe, even though I'm the only one who can actually work it. And, most importantly, you're messing with my stereo. That's like murdering my first born."

Pein's eye's had narrowed. After a moment of silence and glaring, he noticed that Chaos wasn't faltering under his glare. He sighed and closed his eyes in annoyance.

"Hidan."

"Yeah?"

"Get out."

Chaos groaned and slammed her head against the side of her Tahoe. She listened as Hidan sputtered out a rant full of endless curse words and hoped no one decided to walk past her house at the moment.

"Hidan, there are children. So shut up and give me a second."

When Chaos had finally gotten everything sorted out, Pein sat in the passenger seat and Konan sat where Sasori had. Sasori sat where Hidan was, and Hidan sat in the very, very back. He cursed every time they turned a corner or Chaos hit a speed bump, but didn't say anything in fear of Pein. He'd already unleashed a God-rant on the whole car, along with more death-threats than Chaos could count. When they had finally made it to the mall and all of them had been emptied out of the car, Chaos set down some ground rules.

"There will be absolutely no fighting. No bombs, or mention of bombs. People here take a possible terrorist attack very seriously. There will be no killing or sacrificing anyone, no matter how annoying they are. You're not allowed to tentacle rape anyone, and there will be no human-puppet making. It's not okay to put someone through seventy-two hours of pain, no matter what. Don't give anyone a shit ton of paper cuts. No spewing water at strangers. Oh, and Pein," he glance up at the mention of his name, not expecting to be included with the rest of them in the list of rules, "Try not to go on a God-rant. Arkansas is full of Christians and don't take kindly to stuff like that. Also, if anyone runs off on their own, I will castrate you. Do I make myself clear?"

Kakuzu, Sasori, Kisame, and Pein were scowling. Itachi and Konan looked as if they couldn't care less. Deidara was muttering death threats and Hidan looked like he was plotting her end.

It was pretty funny, in her opinion.

"Okay~" Chaos clapped her hands together and stared into the group. "Let's go make me poor!"

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Fun Fact: Brise's parents got divorced when she was seven and remarried when she was twelve. In the five years they weren't married, they dated off and on. Brise thought it was dumb that they even got divorced in the first place but never voiced her opinion.

QotC (Question Of The Chapter): who is your favorite character from Naruto and why?

I feel like I should do more questions like this haha. My personal favorite is Itachi, because he sacrificed everything for Sasuke and his village. He truly was selfless, and I admire that. *whispers* plus he's total eye candy.

I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter. I tried to hurry up and write, but my family kept cock-blocking my creative flow. Haha.

-Chaos