This is a brand spanking new chapter for anyone who read the old chapters. It was so much fun to write this. I've really missed Chaos and Brise. Also, this story starts about mid July and follows time according to how much time passes in the chapters.
So, at this point, it's about early August. Just clearing this up for anyone that was confused.
I don't own Naruto, I only own Chaos and my hoe owns Brise.
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"No bitch is gonna see my motherfucking coochie unless it's my husband or Channing Tatum, so get the fuck out of my bathroom."
Brise stared at Chaos who was pointing at the door while trying to keep her towel up and weight off her ankle. Brise was annoyed, to say the least.
Chaos always had trouble when it came to accepting help from others. Now that she had a broken ankle and had to lug around a heavy boot as well, it was hard for her to realize that she was going to have to adjust and accept that she can't do things alone. Kisame had to carry her up the stairs the night before and she slept in her shorts and tee shirt from the yesterday because she wouldn't let anyone help her change and she couldn't do it herself. And, because of her boot, it was near impossible for her to be able to stand up in the shower without some ones help.
Brise, being the caring and loving best friend she is, offered to help her out until she gets the boot taken off. But Chaos is a "moody bitch who would rather stink than be caught in the fucking nude" (Hidan's words, not hers).
"I can't believe you really just said coochie," Brise deadpanned, resting a hand over her eyes. Chaos huffed and crossed her arms over her chest.
"That's how you know I'm serious."
"Is she still refusing to let you help her take a shower?" Sasori asked from inside Chaos's bedroom. Most of the guys had gathered in there, taking amusement in hearing the two girls fight with each other. Chaos was just happy that the door was shut; because she was sure she looked pretty damn pitiful.
"Shut the fuck up, toothpick. Would you be cool with Deidara seeing your dick? Didn't fucking think so."
Brise put a hand over her eyes before sighing and and hopping up on the bathroom counter. She pulled her phone out and started typing something in, making Chaos curious as to what she was doing.
"Hey. What are you doing? Hey. Hey Brise. Brise. What are you doing? Brise."
Brise shoved her phone in Chaos's face. Chaos backed up a bit, placing her hand on the phone to hold it steady. Her bicolor eyes grazed over the screen, reading the words printed there. On the screen was a how-to to take a bath with a boot on your ankle, instead of a shower. Taking a bath only required Brise helping her in and out, and Chaos figured she could cover herself up while that happened. After a moment, she let go of the phone and nodded her head.
"Seems easy enough."
x x x
"Brise," a voice called loudly from upstairs. The occupants of the room looked up, waiting to hear more. Brise had already made breakfast and cleaned up, and now the group watched the Law and Order SVU marathon that was on. A few minutes later, Chaos continued. "I… I think I'm stuck." The sound of water hitting tile followed after that, along with a muttered string of curse words. Brise facepalmed wile the group snickered at Chaos's misfortune. Brise kicked Deidara in the backside lightly to scoot him over. The blonde ran his hand through the small amount of a fishtail braid she was able to do before taking her spot when she stood up. The group watched her climb up the stairs and disappear into Chaos's room.
After a few minutes of silence, the room only filled with dialogue between Elliot and Olivia, the two main characters from Law and Order, a loud stream of profanities filtered through the air, making Tobi jump.
The rest of them called it.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow! That fucking hurts, Brise! You're gonna make my fucking shoulder break! Fucking shit, stop pulling my arms like that!" the sound of water spilling onto tile and annoyed sounds came from Chaos's room, making the Akatsuki wonder what in the world they were doing.
"Honestly, how does someone as small as you get stuck in a huge ass bathtub? This is worse than the time Vincent left the toilet seat up and you fell in." a few members giggled slightly at that, Chaos's social status with them lowering as the seconds went by.
"You both promised to never speak of that again!"
"We lied."
"You bitches having fucking fun up there?" Hidan yelled. He was actually paying attention to the show, and seemed pretty annoyed with the girls yelling.
"Why yes Hidan, we are. Would you like to come join our bathroom party? It's only five dollars to get in," Chaos called, annoyance and sarcasm evident in her tone.
"So not worth it," Kakuzu mumbled, flipping the page in his book.
"That's actually a good idea. Someone come up here and help me pull Chaos out," Brise said. Chaos immediately yelled in disapproval, not liking the idea of any of the murderers seeing her in the nude. "Oh shush. Do you want to be stuck forever or what? Anyways, they can cover they're eyes."
After a few minutes, Chaos replied. "Fine. Anyone but Hidan, come help me." Hidan growled but otherwise didn't respond, too engrossed in the TV. Some of the members looked towards Konan, expecting her to get up and help them since she was a girl. She held up her hands in a way to say "I'm out" before returning to her origami book Brise picked up for her.
When no one else made a move and no sound of someone walking met Chaos's ears, she groaned loudly. "Someone grow some balls and come help us." With a sigh, Itachi stood from the couch and made his way up the stairs, mumbling softly about how all of them needed to act mature.
He opened the door to Chaos's room, glancing towards the bathroom. The door was cracked slightly and a thin stream of yellow light filtered from it. He walked over and knocked on the door, signaling his presence to the girls.
Brise threw a dry towel over Chaos, much to the pinkette's disapproval. Chaos scowled, setting the one that had covered her previously to the side and tried to wrap the new one towel around her the best she could. She'd already drained the tub while she and Brise were trying to get her out, so she wouldn't have to worry about this towel getting soaked. She tucked the top corner in, securing the soft fabric. The door was pushed open slowly, Brise's way of telling Chaos she was coming in.
Chaos looked pretty pitiful, yet funny. Her wet hair stuck to her neck and shoulders, the color starting to fade out into her original color, a light blonde. Her face was a bit blotchy from washing it, but most of the color had started to fade out. With her leg propped up against the side of the tub and her other not even able to reach the tile floor, the scene was pretty funny. She kind of looked like a wet cat that had just been given a bath and was now pouting.
Brise and Itachi walked in, the latter having his eyes closed. With a huff, Chaos held out and her hands and waited for the two to grab them. Instead, Brise just leaned against the bathroom counter, telling Itachi when he was close enough. He grabbed a hold of her hands and in one fluid motion, pulled her out of the tub with ease. She let out a soft gasp and she fell forward, grabbing a hold of his biceps like her life depended on it. One of his hands rest on her shoulder blade while the other held onto her elbow, keeping her steady.
Her back popped as she tried to straighten it, using Itachi to help her. She groaned softly, pain flowing through her body as it tried to push away stiffness that filled it. She slowly found her footing, and kept on hand on Itachi's arm while the other moved to secure her towel. Her back still throbbed with a dull pain from being stuck in that position for so long, and her shoulders hurt from Brise's insensitive pulling.
Itachi was told he could open his eyes and he did so, glancing down at Chaos. She smiled softly up at him and he lifted an eyebrow elegantly. Brise pushed off the counter and the two helped Chaos in to her room, setting her in her desk chair. Itachi disappeared down the stairs and Brise turned towards Chaos's dresser to get her something to wear when Chaos stopped her.
"I want to go shopping."
Brise lifted an eyebrow and looked towards Chaos. "I thought you hated the mall?" Chaos scowled.
"I don't hate the mall. I hate the people inside the mall," she corrected. "Anyways, that's not the kind of shopping I mean. I want to go grocery shopping."
Brise snorted. "Why would you want to go grocery shopping?"
"It'll give me something to do other than sit around the house," Chaos said, leaning into the chair. She looked towards the door before whispering, "Plus, I'm hoping I can get Itachi to come with me. Alone time with him would make me one happy camper." Brise laughed and threw a bra and pair of underwear and Chaos before opening another drawer.
"Jesus Chaos. If you think you can handle moving around so much, then you're good to go. I can't really stop you, can I?" Chaos grinned happily. Brise rolled her eyes and threw her a tank top and pair of yoga pants, Chaos's usual day wear. "Have fun getting dressed by yourself," Brise said, laughing as she left the room, closing the bedroom door behind her.
Brise walked down the stairs, skipping the last step and walking over to her previous spot. Deidara goes to stand but stops when Brise lies across everyone the couch, rest her head in his lap. She grins up at him.
"Hello, oh blonde one. Fancy meeting you here," she said happily. He grinned and poked her in the cheek, leaning down to whisper in her ear.
"We heard Chaos confess about being a happy Uchiha-loving camper, un. She's really bad at whispering, hm." Brise giggled.
"I know."
"Wassup, ass hats." The group turned to look towards Chaos's door at the top of the stairs, seeing her wobble out using her crutches. Brise was surprised she was able to get her pants on, let alone put on makeup, fix her hair, and make it through her doorway. Kisame stood to help her but stopped when Chaos pointed at him. "Not today, shark boy. I've got this." She used her crutches to lower herself the the ground, then shoved them until they reached the bottom. She basically scooted her way down the stairs, using the banister to pick herself up once she was done. She grinned happily while a few of the members snorted at her idiocy. "See, I'm not totally useless."
Deidara snorted. Chaos scowled at him before sticking her tongue out at him. "The minute I get this cast off I'm fighting you."
He grinned, accepting the challenge. "Bring it, bitch, yeah."
Brise sighed, resting a hand over her eyes. "She's never gonna get that cast off."
The house filled with laughter.
x x x
Chaos parked the Tahoe at the Alma Walmart, and looked around.
After assuring her best friend that she'd be fine to drive the five minutes to the Walmart, she and Itachi made it to their destination. It was slightly packed, but not too bad when you took into account the size of the store. Chaos opened her door and so did Itachi, the latter opening the door to the backseat and pulling out her crutches. She smiled brightly and thanked him, the two making their way into the store.
They enter the grocery store, hearing the familiar (well, for Chaos, it is) hum of life. She smiles slightly. She doesn't get out all that often anymore, much to her disappointment. Though she does hate most people in Arkansas, she can't deny the fact that there are some really nice and polite people. The two walk towards the carts, Itachi grabbing a wet wipe and cleaning off the handle before grabbing one. Chaos smiled and together the two walked down the aisles, Chaos letting Itachi pick out whatever he wanted.
"Sorry about their Japanese food section. There's not many people here who eat that stuff," Chaos apologized, glancing over the packaged sushi, Japanese soda's, and assorted kinds of candies. Itachi waved it off and gestured towards a bag of candy, asking if it was okay if he got it.
When Chaos said yes, he grabbed the bag off the shelf. He looked happy about it, but at the same time upset because he didn't like having her pay for everything. Chaos had to keep herself from attacking him in the middle of the store.
He's so cute.
They walked down the aisles, Chaos stopping in the drink aisle. Itachi looked back to see her glaring heavily at the Arizona Sweet Tea's that occupied the top shelf. Even without her boot, Chaos still had to climb the rows to reach them, which was now impossible. Itachi chuckled lowly, reaching over her to grab a can of the tea. He smirked slightly at her while she pouted, but her pout turned into a smirk in return. The two walked towards the cart, Itachi setting the tea in the cart. Chaos bumped her hip into his—actually, more like his upper thigh because of the height difference—and grinned at him.
"You know, you really are my favorite."
He snorted softly. Chaos laughed at the sound and walked behind him, using her crutches to keep up with him. They turned onto the aisle full of rice, grains, and bread when Chaos caught sight of a familiar brunette.
"Coach!" she says, grinning wildly as she wobbles over to the taller woman. Coach looks up, wide eyes landing on Chaos as a smile lights up across her face.
She's slightly taller than Chaos, about 5'1. Her straight hair goes past her shoulder blades and tumbles down her back, ending in the small of her back. She's pretty young, about twenty seven. She's wearing leggings and a tee shirt, along with a pair of tennis shoes. She doesn't wear makeup, giving of a subtle but natural glow. Her skin's slightly tanned, complimenting her light green eyes nicely. She resembles Lana Del Rey somehow, but Chaos can't seem to put a finger on it. Her real name is Constance Martin, but everyone always just calls her coach.
"Hey girl," she says, giving Chaos a hug. Chaos happily returns it, having missed her old dance coach. The two pull back and coach's head cocks to the side, staring intently at Itachi. He stares back blankly, no emotion showing on his features.
Coach whistles lowly. "Good job Chaos, you managed to land you a hot one."
Chaos chokes on her spit, coughing violently. Itachi looks a little surprised but quickly covers it up, returning to his blank face while Chaos sputters out an explanation.
"No, it's not like that—I mean, I wish it was but—what I mean is—he's not my boyfriend!" she stuttered out, face a cherry red. "He's just a friend that offered to help me pick up some groceries, I swear." It seems to hit coach that Chaos had a boot on her leg, and she snorts.
"And what'd you do this time?"
"Brise made me run," Chaos says with a face of disgusts. Coach nods in understanding, internally making fun of the small pinkette.
"And how's our giant doing?"
"I'm constantly worried she's going to have Blondie's babies."
Coach cocked her head to the side, not understanding who Blondie was. Her eyes flickered over to Itachi, who didn't seem the least confused, and actually a little amused. Her lips parted slightly. "Explain." She said slowly, looking back towards Chaos.
Chaos laughed. "We have a bunch of company right now. One of them, Blondie, makes Brise act like a teenage school girl from all those dumb love movies," Chaos says, holding back a snort at her coach's weirded-out expression. "Plus, he shares a room with her, so I'm constantly in momma-bear mode."
Coach raised an eyebrow. "That must be harder now."
Chaos groaned, leaning on one of her crutches. "You have no idea."
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Fun Fact: Kangaroos cannot jump backwards. Also, Chaos has always wanted to ride in the pouch of a kangaroo.
QotC: who's your favorite character I've introduced so far? Out of Chaos, Brise, Vincent, Alex, and Coach? My favorite is obviously Chaos, though Coach is modeled after my first ever dance coach, who moved to Oklahoma the year5 after I joined dance because she got married TToTT
Hey sorry I disappeared for a couple weeks. Been trying to keep up my grades and not murder my mom when she's asleep. We're also in the process of selling our house, and we're moving into our new one in February, so that's cool. Anyways, I tried to make this chapter the usual length because the last couple were lacking by, like, 600+ words, haha. Anyways, I love you guys and I hope you're enjoying holiday break! I have two semester tests to take tomorrow, and then I'm home free, haha.
I love you guys!
-Chaos