I've rewritten this chapter so many times, I'm just done. It's boring and kills me. It's a "get from point A to point B" chapter and I fucking hate writing them, but it's necessary.
Also, No. 6 has fucking ruined me. So has AHS Freak Show, as well as the new Kuroshitsuji update. Plus Tokyo Ghoul Root A and Deadman Wonderland (I'm rewatching lmao). Fuck though.
Anways, try to enjoy this I guess ? ugh
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The two checked out quickly after their conversation with Coach and loaded the groceries in the Tahoe before setting off. Chaos had a large smile plastered on her face after her little reunion, practically emitting happiness. Itachi seemed content with the atmosphere and allowed his face to turn into a less guarded, more relaxed look.
"So," he started, voice cutting off Marina and the Diamonds. "You wish I was your boyfriend?" She could hear the smirk in his voice without even turning.
Chaos opens her mouth to retort but stopped after she registered what he said. Her cheeks dusted over with a light pink hue and she closed her mouth, pouting slightly. She thought over her response, not exactly knowing how to react to that. After a few minutes of opening and closing her mouth and rethinking, she settled for an old fashioned, "Shut up."
He chuckled lowly, the deep sound sending an involuntary shiver down her back. She grinned at the sound though, happy that she was able to make him laugh, even if it was at her own expense.
xxx
Chaos pushed open the front door, throwing a box of Cheez-Itz at a sleeping Brise. The box bounced off her head and landed on the floor, successfully waking up the raven haired girl. Her head popped up off the couch cushion, scrunched up expression on her face as she looked around with blury eyes.
Her eyes settled on Chaos and she glared at her, the arm hanging off the side of the couch, grabbing the Cheez-Itz slowly and hugging them to her chest as she flipped around to face the couch, falling back asleep. The group watched with amusement and Chaos cocked her head to the side, shaking her head slightly.
"Yo, bitchachos," she said, walking over to the recliner and settling in. "If you want to eat, go bring in the groceries." A few of them stood up and walked out the door, returning seconds later with groceries draped over their arms. The door closed after the last ninja filed in and Chaos told them where to put the food via yelling. She settled into the chair, watching the TV with slight interest. She tossed her phone over to Sasori for a change, allowing him to learn how to manipulate the device.
The group was quiet, settling into their own little activity to keep them busy. Law and Order SVU was on screen again due to the fact that it had marathons all the damn time and a few of them were engrossed in it, mainly Hidan. Pein and Konan were slent for once, the gingers eyes focused on the TV screen while Konan folded Chaos a new bookmark. Itachi flipped through pages of 50 True Tales of Horror, stopping every now and then to watch a few minutes of the show. Kakuzu was reading, Kisame was sleeping at the end of the couch that Brise had claimed, and Deidara was going through the laptops iTunes, listening through the head phones Brise probably gave him. Tobi found Chaos's old DS and was switching off between Pokémon and Legend of Zelda, and Zetsu was probably sleeping somewhere or outside. Chaos felt kinda bad for keeping him cooped up in the house and decided that she'd take him to the water parks trail one day and let do whatever he does (plus Zetsu bonding would be rad as fuck).
She curled into herself recliner the chair and leaning back. She closed her eyes, hiding the blue and green orbs behind pale eyelids. Her breathing slowed to a steady pace as she fell asleep, letting any stress fade away.
xxx
"I love naps," Brise said tiredly, yawning into her elbow. She blinked, trying to rid her eyes of the blurriness and turned her torso slightly, seeing as someone was sitting on her butt. She looked behind her and saw a blob of blonde, which made her smile tiredly. "Good morning sunshine. Having fun?" Deidara took out one the the headphones and smiled at her slightly.
"You guys have some pretty good music on here, yeah."
Brise smiled and laid back down. "Hell yeah we do." A comfortable silence settled between the two before the feeling of something hard colliding with her back made her turn around quickly. She looked at the small of her back where Chaos's phone sat and then to Sasori, who wore a bored expression. "What?"
"It shut off."
"Then charge it."
"What?"
With a groan, Brise dropped back down to the couch cushion. "That's right. You don't have phones and shit in your world. Why must you be so difficult?" She wiggled her butt from under Deidara, telling him to get off. She slid her legs over the side of the couch, careful to not wake the sleeping shark her feet had previously been on. She grabbed the phone and stood, rubbing the back of her neck as she walked up the stairway. She noticed the blonde blob take her spot and scowled slightly. After plugging in Chaos's phone, she made her way back downstairs and took the open seat next to Konan. She leaned her head on the bluette, sighing softly.
"So, anything special you guys wanna do?" She asked, looking over at Pein and Konan. They shared a look before Pein spoke.
"We were planning to have a meeting once Chaos and you woke up. If you two would like, you may join us."
Brise thought about it before shaking her head. "No, we're good. It's your business, not ours. I'll wake Chaos up so you guys can talk."
He nodded his thanks and Brise stood up, walking over to Chaos's recliner. She belly flopped on the girl, successfully waking her up. Chaps hissed in pain and turned towards Brise, casting her a confused look. Brise grinned and rested her chin on the smaller girls shoulder.
"They wanted to have a meeting and asked if I could wake you up. We're just gonna chill in your room until they're done, since it's their business and all," Brise said, slowly backing up and standing. Chaos was silent for a minute before she nodded, straightening her legs. She stood up and yawned in a very unattractive manner, stretching her arms back behind her head. The Akatsuki that had previously been asleep were slowly being awakened by the other members.
Chaos walked over to Kisame and latched onto his (now standing) form, burying her face in his chest. "You should carry me upstairs because I am very tired and don't want to walk." He chuckled softly, the sleepiness not completely gone.
"Not today, kid," Kisame said, ruffling her hair slightly. She pouts, unhooking herself from him and starting towards the stairs. "Kay. Have fun with your meeting. Don't break anything and don't plan a mass murder while we're gone." She waddled her way up the stairs, being closely followed by Brise, who smiled at the group as she disappeared from view. The group shuffled into the kitchen, filling in the chairs around the kitchen table, some pulling up chairs from the island.
After about thirty minutes of gathering information about the world they were now in, Hidan pipped up.
"So what are we gonna do with the bitches when we leave?"
The group turned to look at him, a few agreeing, also curious. Pein crossed his fingers, resting them over his lips. "When we find a way back, we will ask them if they would like to come with us. I don't want them to be forcefully torn from their lives here, nor do I want them deciding to go then being unhappy with their choice. We also need to think about the chance that their bodies cannot handle the effects of jutsu's, seeing as they are not ninjas or even civilians from us world. I don't know if you've noticed or not, but it appears that they do not have chakra," he says, eyes looking over all the members faces. Their expressions changed through his mini-speech, starting out slightly annoyed before turning into thoughtful and (for the more emotional) worry-filled.
"But if you think, do you really believe that the girls wouldn't like to see our world? They seem pretty interested in it," Kisame said.
"We could always test how they'll be effected by jutsu's, with their permission, of course," Itachi suggests. Pein nods slowly.
"That is true. If they do wish to come with us, then we can see how it effects them." He sends a sharp glare at those who sit around the table. "We will not mention this to them until we know our next actions. We will not guilt them into joining us, either. Do I make myself clear?"
The members nodded.
xxx
"My roots are coming in again," Chaos said, hands moving to part her hair. "I'm bored of pink hair anyways. I'll just go back to blonde. What do you think?" She turns to Brise, who was laying on her bed reading. Brise looks up at her boredly.
"Do whatever," Brise said, returning to her book. Chaos pouts and walks over to the bed, laying next to Brise. After a few moments, she notices the girls eyes haven't moved from the same spot and furrows her brows.
"What are you thinking about?"
Brise sighs and closes the book, setting it on Chaos's night stand. "What we'll do when they leave." She sets her cheek on her arm, looking at her best friend. Chaos gives her a strange look.
"Do you really think they'd leave us alone?" She asks. Brise shrugs.
"I don't know. It's not like they can stay here for forever. They're needed in their world, anyways." She frowns. "I really don't want to be the one to fuck up the Naruto timeline. But I don't want them to leave. I'm a mix between pissy and moody and sad right now."
Chaos rolled over, giving Brise a hug. "All will be okay, young one. We shall keep our intruders forever, even if it means kidnapping them. Blonde will stay with you forever, no worries." Brise laughed softly, hugging her back.
"You're so fucking stupid," she groaned. Chaos smiled happily.
"But that's why you love me."
"Yeah yeah."
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Fun Fact: Chaos is bad when it comes to icky feelings. Like, really bad.
QotC: Where do you live? I live in Arkansas, in a town close to Alma (my town doesn't have a school though ;-; ) and we have yet to get any snow. It's in the 70's lately and makes me want to cry because if hate hot weather. Cold weather is my shit, though.
Get the pitch forks out because I wrote another shit chapter.
I'm getting so many headaches and shit that by the time I get to seventh hour, I can't put my glasses on without wanting to cry because the pain is always right behind my eyes. Then I got a fucktard sitting next to me who's loud and thinks he's funny but he's fucking stupid as hell. I'm also required to do history day, and my best friend and I picked Kurt Cobain and I feel like I'm taking control of the project and feel really bad about it because it was her idea.
-Chaos