Hello it's Kimblee again. I'm rather happy with how this story is going. I'm not too sure as to how many chapters I'm going to make it. But one thing is for sure, there might be offensive language in the future. Enjoy.
Another Author's note: So I'm actually happy I'm getting positive reviews and constructive criticism along with it. I am learning to be a better writer along with entertaining people at the same time. Some things I will work on based on suggestions.
1. Making the chapters longer (Slowing down during the writing process and including more detail, atmosphere and emotion).
2. Having the centering to the left instead of the middle. To be honest I like it either way but I can see where having it all in the middle could be a bit problematic.
3. Lastly, along with the first goal, I want to add more emotion to my works. The two stories I am currently writing alongside each other are heavy emotion wise and I want to convey the correct feeling to my audience. Of course some people will enjoy mutilation with an almost morbid satisfaction but others will be a bit disturbed. But aside from that I feel as if I can add more context to situations and personal thoughts. Okay! I can only improve over time and I must thank everyone who comments with praise or advice or anything really. Negative comments show me yall are paying attention. It also gives me a chance to check over a possible mistake I might have missed.
Since this is the only way to communicate with everyone, I hope you can forgive me for taking up your time. Enjoy the chapter.
Naruto's Home
Naruto was having a pleasant dream. He was swimming in Ramen noodles. it was getting better and better. He looked down and discovered HE was a Ramen noodle! Pleasant is a light word to describe the ninja's dream.
In reality, Naruto drooled more than ever. He groaned in his sleep about being hungry, making an impatient Tayuya roll her eyes and attempt to poke him awake. Naruto, being a heavy sleeper, refused to budge, garnering him a few harder pokes and a shove.
Tayuya, getting into one of her very rare irritated moods, she grabbed a glass of water and dumped it on Naruto.
This got her at least a reply. The groggy ninja saying "Ramen noodles makes the world go 'round.'"
"Okay asshole, you want your ramen, I'll give you your fucking ramen."
10 minutes later, after many obscenities, the hot-headed sound ninja set a cup of instant ramen in front of the sleeping ninja. Like clockwork, Naruto opened his eyes and stared at the cup of hot ramen, stared at Tayuya with gleaming eyes, then downed the food in what Tayuya would claim to be the world's fastest time. She didn't even see him pick up the chopsticks.
Naruto, setting his cup down, leaned back and looked at the now unbound Tayuya.
"You're free from the chair." Naruto said, more of a statement than a question.
Tayuya nodded, unsure of what to say.
Naruto scratched his head, saying "..and you didn't run away?"
Tayuya blushed slightly, not saying a word.
Naruto raised his eyebrow, looking at the quiet girl.
"What the hell is with the sudden change in mood? Did you forget how to be a bitch?" He asked with a laugh.
Before Tayuya could respond with a trademark 'Fuck you', her stomach demonstrated the whales mating call, causing the female ninja to blush harder than she ever had before. Hiding her embarrassment with anger, she pointed a finger at Naruto, demanding "Take me out to dinner asshole! I've been starving for two hours over here!"
Naruto sweatdropped, 'Two hours? She has been here for two hours while I've been unconscious? Speaking of that how did she get free while I was-'
"How did you get free?" Naruto asked the redhead curiously.
Letting out a exasperated groan, Tayuya said. "It doesn't matter how I got free, nor does it matter why you have a bruise on the side of your head, none of that shit matters! Give. Me. Food. Now!"
At Ichiraku Ramen
"Welcome back Naruto!" Teuchi, the store owner welcomed the ramen addict. discovered
"Yo old man, you been good?" Naruto replied, allowing Tayuya to enter first.
Noticing the woman with him, Teuchi, with a gleam in his eyes moved at a quick pace to set up a table with two chairs. Naruto stared cluelessly while Tayuya had a horrified look upon her face.
Using manners previously never seen by Naruto or by anyone, the store owner somehow dimmed the lights of the tiny shop and bowed in front of the 'couple.'
"Welcome to my humble shop Sir and Ma'am, may I escort the both-"
Teuchi obviously had no idea what was coming and Naruto was still trying to process the scene in front of him and the new side of the old man he thought he had known his whole life.
True to her personality, Tayuya delivered a glancing punch to the back of Teuchi's head. She turned her mighty glare at Naruto, who just processed the whole scene, mouth opened to an "oh".
Backing up, Teuchi straightened his chefs hat, stood up straight and with his trademark grin, said "Understood ma'am." Dashing about to clear the formal setting, the manager didn't stop to breathe before going back into the kitchen to make their meals.
Naruto did a double take as the scenery changed before him twice in the matter of 3 minutes.
He looked over at Tayuya questioningly.
"Shut up and order me food. Please." She replied with sickening smile that could only mean more pain in the future.
"Right... Two extra large bowls of Ramen with two slices of pork each please." Naruto told Teuchi with a sweatdrop, sitting down at the counter with Tayuya on his right.
"And hurry the fuck up you slacker!" She yelled at the old man.
"No need to be rude Tayu, he is one of the only good natured people in the whole village." Naruto told the almost growling woman, who instead of yelling at Naruto, only hardened her gaze at the old man.
"So what, does he want a cookie or a commendation for being a sissy?" She said snidley, before registering what he just called her. 'You are fucking dead.'
Naruto fought to stifle a laugh because the look on Teuchis face was priceless. Naruto had never seen the man get pissed before so when the owner slammed the two bowls of Ramen down in front of the two ninja, Naruto just thanked him and started to shovel it down.
Tayuya, who already seen Naruto wolf down food before, still watched with a sick fascination at the science behind it all. 'How the hell does he stomach all of it at once?'
Noticing her gaze, Naruto looked over at Tayuya, earning a middle finger and a "fuck you."
The redhead, so caught up in chastising everyone, looked down at the food in front of her and forgot everything that happened, her complete focus on filling the ravaging hole in her stomach.
Naruto, slurping up his noodles, noticed familiar sounds to his right. Sneaking a peek, he witnessed the most awesome and scary sight as the ramen he ordered for her disappeared faster than he's ever seen.
Smiling in spite of himself, Naruto asked "Would you like another bowl?" Receiving vigorous nods, he signalled to Teuchi who apparently witnessed the second coming of Ramen Jesus and hurriedly prepared another bowl.
Tayuya went on to finish 2 more bowls than Naruto, and let out a large satisfying belch, exclaiming. "You know fuckface, I'll only say this one damn time. Thank you. Ugh." She grimaced at the two sickening words.
Naruto, still in awe at the sight of this raw beauty finishing ramen noodles like a professional, widened his eyes at the gratitude he never thought would come.
Smiling, he said, "You're quite welcome Tayu, it was fun." At the utterance of the last word Naruto felt a chill down his spine. Teuchi, still recovering from the storm that was Tayuya, spoke up.
"Now now before you two lovebirds destroy my restaurant with your shenanigans, please have a good night and do come again. Naruto, you may have met your match on this one."
Giving the restaurant owner a look of pure panic and fear, Naruto jumped backwards to the middle of the street to avoid a strike that missed his head by an inch.
Tayuya, heaving and blushing at the same time, moved to strike him with her fist, when she heard a very familiar voice saying "..Tayuya?"
Turning to look behind her, the redhead's heart turned to ice when she saw her three teammates jumping down from the trees, a bloodied body of one Sasuke Uchiha slung over Jirobos shoulder like a rag doll, and looks of shock over all of their faces.
'Fuck.'