1 hour prior, Near the Konoha Forest of Death
"It's been 4 hours since Tayuya left. Where the fuck is she?!" Sakon hissed at his team. They had been searching far and wide for Sasuke as well as their teammate. "Not only has she pulled a fucking houdini, we haven't even found Sasuke yet! Orochimaru-sama is going to be furious!" He droned on dramatically.
"Relax Sakon, you'll turn into her if you keep swearing like that. " Kidomaru jabbed at his steaming teammate. "Besides, if she wants to be left alone there ain't a damn thing we can do about it."
"You shut the fuck up, you eight legged freak!" Sakon yelled, obviously livid at the jab.
"Guys we should be a little more quiet. There could be someone on patrol." Jirobo warned the two, looking above for onlookers.
"Who the hell would pick a fight with us? We would slaughter them in a heartbeat!" Sakon exclaimed pridefully.
A solitary figure jumped in front of them, red eyes glaring and almost challenging them from gazing alone.
"This dumbass apparently." Kidomaru sneered, grinning like a madman.
Jirobo was the first to recognize their quarry, smiling immediately. "Check out who it is guys, the Last Uchiha.."
Kidomaru laughed, while Sakon snickered, earning a 'scary glare' from Sasuke, who has been silent up until now.
"Who are you idiots and what are you doing in the village? Sasuke asked calmly, flicking his hair back in the most douchebag way possible.
"We are here to.. test you.." Sakon spoke, layering as much bloodlust as possible.
"You people couldn't touch me if you wanted to." Sasuke said simply, before noticing something was different about the gray haired sound ninja. The Uchiha ducked as he heard a slight whistling sound.
Sasuke looked up to see a demon wind shuriken embedded into the tree he stood next to. Getting back up ready to fight, he dodged a heavy punch from Jirobo, leaping back and blocking a strike from Sakon, only to be kicked hard in the back by another Sakon, flying into the dirt. Getting up, Sasuke watched with his sharingan as two sakons aimed kicks at his head. "Let's knock him into the next week Ukon!" Sakon yelled.
Rolling back, he found himself caught in a spider web. Grunting, he struggled to get free as his assailants jumped in front of him.
"What's this? Done already Sasuke-Kun?" Sakon said taunting the young Uchiha, Earning more snarls from the enraged teen.
"Still think we can't touch you?" Kidomaru asked snidely, walking towards him.
Jirobo widened his eyes at intense Chakra coming from Sasuke's body, black marks spreading from his shoulder all over his body.
"Oh? He's got a curse mark too?" Sakon asked to no one in particular, getting closer to Sasuke, getting a closer look.
Kidomaru laughed for a moment, "Seems Orochimaru-sama has a thing for you Sasuke." Not hearing the "oof" and not seeing the body of his teammate fly past him, Kidomaru opened his eyes to see a fireball fly at him. Grinning, the spiderman pulled himself out of harms way while Jirobo activated his curse mark level one and grabbed Sasuke, sinking him into the ground and trapping the Uchiha with chakra hardened rock. Sasuke struggled, snarling at the sound ninja with foam in his mouth.
"You stay put for awhile, Sasuke. This might be a bit unpleasant for you. But it will hurt us much more.
String him up Kidomaru!" Jirobo grinned sadisticly.
Kidomaru wrapped his threads around Sasuke's chest and pulled him out of the hole in the grounds, tying him up with his chakra reinforced threads, throwing the Uchihas arms up in a T shape, leaving his feet one inch off the ground.
Ukon, laughing at the approaching Sakon, who flew into a tree from one kick, walked with his brother towards the trapped Uchiha.
Sasuke struggled hard, as hard as he ever had before, not liking where this is going.
"Two choices Sasuke-Kun. Accompany us to Orochimaru-sama and become many times stronger than you would ever become here in this weak village. Or two, get beaten within an inch of your life and be taken anyway." Sakon told the Uchiha with killing intent equivalent to a rampaging bull.
"Fuck off asswipe." Was Sasuke's only reply.
Kidomaru said, " I am going to enjoy this more than I should."
Sasuke didn't see any movement before he felt two fists slam into his stomach. Breath knocked out of him, Sasuke thought "This is going to be a long night.'
Fast forward to present.
To say Tayuya was freaking the fuck out would be making the world's greatest understatement. To her right, Naruto noticed her shaking and decided these three asshats to be her teammates. Stepping out in front of his captive, Naruto spoke up in the tense situation.
"Can we help you? From the looks of your faces you aren't here for a social visit. And what's with the lone Uchiha over your shoulder?" Naruto asked curiously, masking annoyance at this sudden intrusion of a argueably great night.
Ignoring the Uzumaki, Kidomaru yelled at the redhead. "Tayuya what the fuck are you doing over there?! Have you turned traitor?!"
Jirobo joined in too, "There's no way she would. She Is too loyal to Lord Orochimaru-sama to betray us."
Sakon lit the fuse, following up with, "Besides, she knows that if she would betray us, we wouldn't just let her live peacefully. And neither would Lord Orochimaru-sama."
Naruto, groaning at that name, exclaimed, " That goddamn pedophile is involved with this?"
That quick insult earned Naruto a heavy punch thrown by Sakon. It would have been effective, if Naruto had seen this attack coming and dodged while pulling out a kunai, stabbing Sakon in the shin, striking bone.
Reeling in pain, Sakon backed up, with Naruto following up by throwing shuriken at the sound ninjas body. Sakon dodged, leaping back not noticing the yellow blur behind him, who struck with a bone breaking punch.
Ukon, now awake, reached out to grab this strike, growled in pain when his hand came back shattered.
Sakon not understanding how so much pain had been inflicted, turned around to have a kick delivered to the side of his head, sending him rocketing into the fence.
Kidomaru and Jirobo as well as Tayuya stood there and watched Naruto manhandle their (argueablebly) strongest teammate, dumbfounded.
Tayuya gulped, mind racing to figure out how to handle this clusterfuck, yelled at Naruto "Don't antagonize them shithead! They are way stronger than you think!"
"Since when do you of all people take the pacifist route?" Naruto asked a hesitating Tayuya.
"Because we are her team!" A roaring version 2 Sakon and Ukon, who had separated, now jumping at Naruto. He blocked a punch from Sakon, feeling the effects of their upgraded strength, decided close fighting was a no-go. That was, until he found a random head popping out of his shoulder.
"Hey friend. Mind if we share a body?" A smiling Ukon taunted at a grinning Naruto, which unnerved the sound ninja slightly.
"It's over." Said a bored Kidomaru and Jirobo and Sakon. Watching, Tayuya hesitated still, albeit with more rage on the inside. 'That dumbass is dead now. How the fuck am I going to explain this to Lord Orochimaru? ' Tayuya shivered at the thought of it all.
Naruto attempted to stab the invader with a kunai, only to have his hand caught by another hand pop from his body. Emitting a hearty laugh, Naruto looked at Ukon, who was smiling smugly up until this point, asked "Do you realize the can of worms you've opened by invading my body?"
Ukon, thoroughly confused by this started saying "What are you-" was as far as he got before emmiting a loud scream, closing his eyes in pain before getting thrown out of Naruto's body. Most of Ukon's body was burned black and he passed out from the pain.
Getting up, Naruto laughed at the unconscious Ukon, before saying " My inner demon doesn't like sharing my body. He was nicer to you than orochimaru. So be grateful that we're not as twisted as your boss."
Turning around, already hearing a yell as Ukon's brother attempted to assault Naruto with kicks and punches.
"You already lost the moment you ruined our night. Now sleep, garbage." Naruto said coldly. Dodging one last punch, he grabbed sakons arm and threw him down hard to the ground. Standing on the sound ninjas arm, a sickening popping sound was heard as well as a man's scream.
Sakons arm lay uselessly on the ground, dislocated. Naruto stepped over it to face Sakon, smiling unpleasantly. Reverted back to normal, the man breathed hard, a look of pure hatred on his face.
"Pick up your brothers body, drop the Uchiha on the ground and-" Naruto's words were interrupted by a arrow shot by Kidomaru, who entered stage two. Naruto, who didn't see the arrow coming until last second, looked over to Kidomaru, saying "That was a good shot, you even nicked me a little." Showing his torn shirt with a scrape from where the arrow sailed by.
Kidomaru then said "I shot that arrow with 100% power at 10 feet of distance. Who the hell are you?!"
"Fuck you, that's who." Naruto replied chuckling.
Tayuya just watched all of this unfold in front of her, from the taking apart of Sakon and Ukon to Dodging an impossible to miss shot from her supposedly great archer Kidomaru. She couldn't help but feel an ounce of respect and fear for the man she has spent the last half a day with.
Kidomaru, thinking hard to get this situation under control, spoke to Jirobo calmly. "Give me Sasuke, we are taking him to Orochimaru-sama. Grab Sakon and Ukon and we are leaving this instant."
"What about Tayuya?" Asked Jirobo, eyeing the redhead, who shouted "Fuck off Fatass!"
Taking the hint, he moved fast to gather up there broken bodies of Sakon and Ukon.
Naruto, watching this happen with a look of amusement, looked towards Tayuya with a smile.
Tayuya, in spite of herself, smiled for three seconds before realizing what she done and flipping him off instead.
"Tayuya! I don't understand why you are betraying us by staying with Fuck you, but just know to watch your back from now on." Warned Kidomaru. He and Jirobo disappeared from the street along with the brothers and Sasuke's body too.
Sighing, Naruto walked over to Tayuya, who had and look of worry and struggle on her face. Shaking her shoulders lightly, Naruto asked "Are you still with me Tayu?"
Snapping her out of the funk immediately, she moved to strike his family jewels only to lower her knee slowly. Naruto, genuinely surprised, looked at Tayuya questioningly.
She looked away, saying " I'll let you have that one, asshole. You did get rid of those fuck heads for me." Punching him in the shoulder, she spoke softly to the smiling Uzumaki.
"You have some questions to answer for me, Naruto." she layered on a sickeningly sweet tone to his name. giving him the chills.