this chapter was supposed to be out by like, the 12? huh
but guys, this story is officially a year old. Like, since July 6.
And so far, I've only written 14 chapters.
Sorry lmao
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Chaos groaned loudly, draping her arm over her eyes. She'd long since changed out of her usual outfit, leggings and a tank top, into shorts and one of Brise's many crop tops.
A heat wave had struck Arkansas, something that had been rare this summer, and the girls hadn't bothered to prepare for the insanely warm weather. After explaining to the guys that turning down the air costs extra, Brise had to pull out their old box fans and set them up around the house. Most of the Akatsuki men had resorted to changing into a pair of shorts and either a tank top or going shirtless to escape the heat. Konan had stolen three of the fans and gone back up stairs, Pein following closely behind her. Zetsu had come inside, glaring darkly at the visible waves of heat going over the girls back porch. Chaos was sure Kisame had been in the bath for nearly an hour now, disappearing after being told it was nearly a hundred degrees outside. The rest of the Akatsuki had gathered in the living room, most in sour moods over the heat.
Brise groaned loudly, tossing her phone into Sasori's lap. He glared darkly at her before returning to his book, using his foot to kick her away from him and closer to the fan she was laying in front of. She flopped over, grateful she had switched into her bathing suit when she realized how hot it was. Sighing, she started whining.
"Chaos~ why is it so damn hot?" She questioned. Deidara walked through the kitchen door, moving to sit next to Brise. Begrudgingly, Brise pushed him away with a soft glare. "It's too damn hot for us to cuddle."
Deidara pouted and hopped onto the couch, popping the tab on a can of coke. Chaos glared lazily at Deidara's hand, smiling slightly when he held the can out for her, sighing. After taking a drink, she looked back at Brise, handing the can back.
"I don't know, but I'm at the point where I'm about to high tail it to your parents pool." Brise's eyes lit up.
"I can call my mom and ask if we can use it, since she's working from home right now," she suggested, grabbing her phone from Sasori and waving it. Chaos sat up on her elbows, jarring the reading weasel next to her in the recliner. "She'll most likely say yes, so go ahead and get ready." Chaos nodded happily and rolled over the side of her chair, waddling towards the stairway as Brise dialed her moms number. After making it up the steps, she knocked on the guest rooms door, waiting for Pein's vocal permission before opening the door and ducking her head in.
"We're gonna go chill at Brise's parents pool. Wanna come?" Pein looked skeptical on the idea, which Chaos wouldn't blame him (spending time with his idiots? No thank you), so she made the deal sweeter. "It's an indoor pool, the room has awesome air conditioning, and there's a hot tub." Chaos didn't even have time to wait for Pein to agree before Konan's head looked up quickly.
"We're coming." Chaos snorted before nodding at the woman, who currently sat in front of two box fans with a book. She closed the door behind her and began to notify the other members of the Akatsuki of their trip. After the group had changed into their bathing suits, they loaded into the girls' cars. Deidara, Sasori, Hidan piled into Brise's Mustang and the rest went with Chaos, Konan stealing the front seat before anyone else could and turning the vents on her.
Brise led the way, her house being roughly a forty minute drive. About ten minutes into the ride, Hidan stole her phone and the two cars were currently communicating via speaker phone. Despite his looks, Hidan is actually the most tech-savvy out of the Akatsuki; while it took most members who bothered to learn how a phone works nearly two weeks to learn and understand the device, Hidan only took six days to master it, as well as learning how to change most of the settings. On more than one occasion, he's hacked Chaos's phone and added short cuts, changing simple, every day words into cuss words or strange, made up confessions.
Throughout the forty minute ride, the girls had not only challenged each other to three races, cussed out people on the road together, and talked Hidan into sticking his arm out the window while Brise was going 65 miles an hour (he hit someones mirror, causing three of his fingers broke; the group enjoyed hearing his fit as Sasori set them, using duck tape to keep them in place before they healed), but they had also engaged in song multiple times. Every time a song would come on that they loved, they'd blare the radio and scream the lyrics, the Akatsuki's muffled complaints and Tobi trying to sing along heard in the background. The girls best performances had been when Womanizer, You're Gonna Go Far Kid, and Anaconda were on. By the time they had reached Brise's house, the girls were brimming with happiness while the Akatsuki were somewhat annoyed, though humored by their actions.
Hidan closed the door to Brise's mustang, letting out a low whistle. "Damn, Brise."
She turned around, lifting an eyebrow at Hidan. "The outside is basically our house, just a different color scheme. My parents house is pretty basic, compared to most houses in the neighborhood. Just don't mention that to my mom, though," she said, laughing a bit at the last part. Hidan rolled his eyes at her. The group walked up the front door, Brise talking as the walked up the paved walkway. "She's expecting a big group, but please behave. She's my mom and if you disrespect her, i will shove my foot so far up your ass that it comes up your mouth, understood?" The Akatsuki nodded slowly, used to the threats of the tall girl. Chaos pushed her way to the front, making sure to press the doorbell before Brise could. She shot the short girl a half hearted glare, to which was responded with a cheeky grin. After a few minutes of fumbling heard from inside, the door swung open, a tall woman pulling Brise into her arms. She smiled happily, releasing her daughter and planting a happy kiss on her forehead before turning to smother Chaos in love. The short smiled happily, returning the hug just as happily. When Brise's mother finally pulled away, the group found she was the source of Brise's looks.
She was tall, taller than Brise anyway. She was eye level with Itachi, more or less, so they guessed she was around 5'9"-5'10". She looked about late thirties, though held very slight signs of any aging. Her and Brise's bone structure and features were nearly identical, the only difference being that her mothers eyes were more droopy and had smaller lips than her daughter. She was a bit thinner than Brise, as well as tanner, and had blonde hair reaching mid-back instead of black. She wore a plain t-shirt and denim shorts, both light in color and making her look tanner.
She stepped back, welcoming the group into her home with a bright smile. "Hello, my names Melissa. Brise, why don't you introduce me to your friends?"
Brise shrugged before pointing at the Akatsuki, listing off their names. When she got done, she looked back towards her mom, who's eyebrows were furrowed slightly. She sighed softly in amusement. "Their foreign."
Melissa nodded. "Ah. Makes sense. Well, it's nice to meet everyone. I'll make lunch later and set out a pitcher of tea and cups for you all. Just follow Brise and make yourselves at home." Pein stepped forward.
"Thank you very much for your hospitality. We truly appreciate it."
Melissa laughed. "It's good to know that my daughter hangs out with such kind people. You're very welcome." She gestured for them to get going, still chuckling softly as Brise started walking.
Brise led them through the back door and to a building, opening the sliding door and stepping inside. The room was set at 70 degrees Fahrenheit, a welcome cool to the Akatsuki and girls. A large in-ground pool took up most of the buildings space, the hot tub being at the end of the room. A grill and table occupied a section of the room, the rest of the space containing the collapsable chairs you would see at water parks or hotels. Once the group had entered the room, Kisame and Hidan both dropped their towels, jumping into the water excitedly. A minute passed before the two emerged, cheering happily and encouraging others to join them. Deidara handed Brise his towel and shirt and did a back flip off the side of the side (against Brise's warning) while the others chose to use the actual steps to get into the pool. Pein and Konan took the hot tub, sending glares towards anyone who wandered too close. Brise, Chaos, Itachi, Sasori, Kakuzu, and Zetsu placed their stuff on some of the chairs, Brise stripping away her shirt and shorts and jumping into the water. Chaos pulled off her over sized t-shirt, the only thing she'd bothered to put on, and settled onto on of the chairs, pulling out her phone and scrolling through her Instagram feed. Kakuzu took his book and sat as far from the group as he could and Zetsu sat near one of the windows, staring at Melissa's garden.
Itachi stared down at Chaos. "Are you not going to swim?" he asked, removing his shirt. Chaos's eyes locked on his naked torso, distant for a few minutes before blinking.
"Eh? Oh, no. Can't, not with this on," she said, lifting her leg slightly as emphasis. Itachi nodded, choosing to occupy the chair next to hers.
"It's getting taken off soon, correct?"
Chaos nodded eagerly, setting her phone in her lap in favor of talking to Itachi. "It's coming off in five days. It's basically healed though, in my opinion, so the boots more or less useless now," she said, making an annoyed face at the end. Itachi hummed softly, watching the members of the Akatsuki play Marco Polo, a game Brise taught them.
Chaos glanced to Sasori, who sat a few chairs down with a book on the worlds most dangerous criminals. When one of the group would scream or make a large splash, he'd let out a soft growl, his lips pulling back in annoyance. Chaos poked Itachi in the ribs, effectively gaining his attention.
"Watch Sasori's face," she whispered, leaning back so both her and the weasel could spy on the ginger. From the pool, Brise let out a loud speal of horror filled laughter as she swam away from Hidan and Tobi screamed loudly when the zealot got awfully close to him. Sasori let a full scowl mar his face and Chaos let out a spill of giggles. Itachi smiled slightly, eyes sliding over to Chaos in amusement.
"Chaos!"
The two turned towards the water, Chaos still smiling happily. Brise was leaning against the side of the pool, Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame surrounding her. "We need someone else to play Chicken Fight with us, since Kisame won't let Hidan or Tobi on his shoulders." Chaos furrowed her brows in confusion.
"Why the hell would you want to face Hidan in Chicken Fight?" Brise huffed.
"Please Chaos~ ."
Brise threw in a pouty face, the full effect hitting Chaos. She let out a loud sigh, dropping her head back. "Fine, okay. Just stop doing the fucking face." Brise cheered loudly, swimming back towards the middle of the pool. Chaos sighed and started to unhook the velcro on her boot. Itachi watched her skeptically.
"Are you sure it's okay to do this?" he asked, sitting up to watch her remove the boot.
She shrugged. "Probably." She pulled the boot away from her foot, revealing a dark bruise across her ankle. The spot where the bone had come through was stitched together, the broken skin already healed. She poked the skin, letting out a low hiss. "It's basically just sore now. As long as we're careful, I should be fine. Would you mind?" she asked, holding out her hand. Itachi gave her ankle one last glance before he stood, grabbing her hand and pulling her up. He hooked his arm under her knees, carrying her down the steps and into the pool. Brise explained how the game worked quickly, telling everyone to be extra careful around Chaos's ankle.
Deidara ducked under the water before re-emerging a few seconds later, rising with Brise sitting on his shoulders. her hands brushed his wet bangs out of his face, giggling happily. Chaos and Kisame made eye contact before he shrugged, both copying the others movements. Itachi stood back and stared at them in amusement, watching as Hidan yelled go, starting the war that soon broke out.
Brise was stronger than Chaos in every way, and her hair was too short for Chaos to get a grip on. While Chaos was overpowered, she managed to stay up right because Kisame, in all seriousness, wouldn't budge. After a few minutes, Deidara realized that he could assist Brise in trying to win, and was currently trying to shove Kisame down. The shark man took each of his hits, laughing happily. Chaos was grinning wildly, sending a shove to Brise's arm, catching her off guard. Deidara lost his footing and the two barreled into the water, both let out a yelp.
Barely a minute later, Deidara and Brise re-emerged, both laughing happily. Chaos and Kisame high-fived, the latter ducking seconds later so Chaos could slide off his shoulders. She swam over to Itachi, looping an arm through his.
"I say we play Sharks and Minnows," she suggested, laughing at the look Kisame gave her. After briefly explaining the game, she made Kisame get out of the water to be the shark.
The group played for over half an hour, most of the time having Hidan of being it, since he was too loud of a swimmer. Hidan had let out a curse as he pulled himself out of the water, going to the front of the pool so they could start another game when Melissa came in with a pitcher of tea and some plastic cups.
"Brise, can you and a few friends help me get the rest of the food out here so I can start grilling?" she asked, setting the pitcher on the table. Brise, Deidara, and Itachi followed her back into the house to get the rest while Kisame helped Chaos out of the pool. He set her down on one of the chairs crowded around the table, returning seconds later with towels for her and him. She wrapped the towel around her shoulders, pushing her wet hair behind her ears. The remaining members joined them minutes later, Pein and Konan settling in across the table from them. Chaos smiled at them.
"Aren't you happy you guys came along now?" she asked, turning towards the doorway when she heard the others coming in, each holding either packages of hamburgers and hot dogs, a fruit plate, and condiments.
When Chaos turned her attention back to the two, Konan smiled gratefully. "Thank you so much for giving us this opportunity. It's been very fun and relaxing." Chaos waved her hand.
"If you're going to thank anyone, it should be Melissa. She's the one with the kick ass pool."
"I only have my 'kick ass pool' because of Brise and you," Melissa laughed, turning on the grill and started seasoning the burgers. Chaos laughed slightly, leaning on Itachi's shoulder when he took the chair next to her.
"Plus, I'll do anything to make sure you guys enjoy your time here. If I can give you a way to have fun or release some stress, I sure as hell will," she said, "Brise will too. She loves making you guys happy."
Brise pulled the chair next to Hidan out, settling in with Deidara occupying the seat between her and Sasori. "It's true. I'm a people pleaser." Sasori rolled his eyes.
"Sure you are."
Brise leaned over Deidara, setting her hand on Sasori's forehead, her eyebrows bunching together. "What's wrong Sasori? Are you sick or something? Maybe you're just hungry." He swatted her hand away, scowling at her.
"Ha fucking ha, you should be a comedian."
"Now now girls, you're both pretty," Melissa said, pouring herself a cup of tea. Brise snickered before standing up and walking over to her stuff, pulling a hair the out of the pocket of her shorts. She returned seconds later, pulling Deidara's wet hair into a pony tail. Melissa watched her daughter in amusement before sitting in the chair between Konan and Kisame.
"So, how do you guys know my kids?" She asked, glancing at Konan. Chaos grabbed a cup and poured tea in it, answering for her.
"They broke into our house at six in the fucking morning. We decided to keep them because they're all hot." Melissa's eyebrows shot up, an amused smile playing on her lips as Chaos swung an arm around Itachi's shoulders. "He's the hottest though, don't let your delusional daughter fool you."
Brise pouted, wrapping her arms around Deidara's neck. "Oh come on- Dei is obviously the hottest." She pointed at his face, pouting. "How can you not just fall in love with this?"
Melissa snickered. "I'm not going to comment because I'm mid age and, in my sons words, 'that's creepy'."
Hidan nudged Brise win his foot. "You have a brother?"
She slid her eyes over to him, resting her chin on the top of Deidara's hair. "Two of them, actually. They're younger than me and if you stick them in the same room, you can practically feel the teenage angst." Chaos laughed.
"What she's trying to say is that she has twin brothers, Jake and Mason, and they turned thirteen this April."
Konan looked at Melissa. "You passed up the chance to have they're initials match?" Melissa patted Konan on the shoulder, laughing softly.
"I didn't want to make my kids hate me, dear."
Hidan cleared his throat. "What I want to fucking know is where the hell you got Brise from," he said, setting his feet in Brise's empty chair. Melissa raised a brow at him.
"Her name is Rushell, but that was too much for little pre-schoolers to pronounce, so she goes by her middle name."
"And for some reason, every bitch under the sun had no problem pronouncing Brise," Brise muttered rolling her eyes as the members around her started laughing.
Melissa smiled thinly. "So, how long do you guys plan on staying in our shit state of Arkansas?"
The group turned to Pein, who pulled his lips down in a frown. "We're not quite sure. Our situation is...complicated." Melissa nodded in understanding, pushing back her chair and standing, walking to the grill to check on the food.
"I won't press the issue, then. If you guys ever get tired of Brise and Chaos, you can always crash here. Any friend of Brise is a friend of my families."
Pein nodded. "We truly appreciate that."
Chaos let out a whine, dropping her head against the back of the chair. "Shit got serious real fast."
x x x
"Am I tired or what," Chaos yawned, flopping onto the middle of the bed. She'd already put her boot back on, annoyed with how heavy it had been feeling lately. Kisame and Itachi layer down next to her, the later reaching over and turning the lamp light off. Chaos sighed into the darkness, turning her head to stare at Kisame.
"Are you guys going to leave soon?"
Kisame looked at her in confusion, eyes flickering to Itachi before responding. "What makes you think that?"
She shrugged, the movement being hidden by the darkness. "I don't know. I guess since you guys have been having more meetings recently, and tend it avoid the topic when someone brings it up... You guys aren't going to leave Brise and me so soon, right?" Itachi sighed softly.
"We're not leaving for a while, Chaos. There's no need to worry about that, especially now."
Chaos turned her head to face Itachi, smiling gratefully. "Thanks Tachi." The bed shifted, a muscular arm wrapping around her stomach. She smiled widely dropping her head onto her pillow.
"We can't leave you guys anyways, you know too much. If all else fails, we'll probably have to kill you," Kisame said sarcastically, heaving out a fake sigh. Chaos snorted.
"Well, if you must~."
Itachi chuckled lightly. "Goodnight, Chaos."
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Fun Fact: Jake and Mason hate Vincent lol
QotC: when do you gust go back to school? I go back August 17 c:
SUPER SORRY FOR DISSAPPEARING FOR SO LONG BUT I GOT A DOG.
His names Olli and I loVE HIM
-Chaos