Have you ever heard the phrase "Don't let your grandparents watch a scary movie?" Some kids heard that in fear of parents being so scared their heart rates would skyrocket and they'd have a heart attack in the middle of the movie. Another phrase you probably haven't heard is "Don't take your grandparents to a skateboard tournament."

Future Goro had to watch his younger self beat everyone with his awesome skateboard skills. He saw himself use a hurricane-like move, spinning around after reaching a turn pipe. The Pokémon Seismic Toss, grabbing his skateboard on the way down but landing on his skateboard. And he finished shaking his milkshake ( hips) skateboarding around in a circular motion. Those were the good days, where Goro did stupid stuff he saw in movies and old people hated him.

" Did that boy just fall ten feet?" A senior old man asked. "He could get seriously hurt doing that."

"The young generation is lazy!" Another senior old man exclaims. " I was in war, and I walked for days with barely anything to eat, and every day was a survival. I was shot in the back and I made it out alive! "

"Medula, I have to use the restroom. "

" But you already went three times Liwer, " a senior old woman said.

" Yes. But this time I want to make it in."

" This popcorn is too stale!"

Goro wanted this torture to end. This was more torture than the torture the demon had in store for him. The old people managed to stop talking in time for the stunt factor. Eight of the top skateboards who won the judge's approval—Goro was one of them—were on top of a plastic hill with stairs, pipes, pillows, and rocks smooth enough to jump off of were the obstacle for the competition.

Uncle Tsai showed up just when the second part of the tournament started. He was with his soon to be ex-wife Suki. Then there was second wife, the woman dressed like she came from a funeral. She was pretty underneath all that black. It was hard to believe one of them could poison Goro's favorite uncle. A lunchbox in Uncle Tsai's hands with fruit, soup, and a sandwich. One of those things was what poisoned him. Did his Aunt Suki kill him in a fit of revenge or did the dark soulless woman killed him out of jealousy or betrayal?

This was Goro's nightmare because…he still didn't know who did it.

" Enjoying the show?"Goro jumped. Someone was actually talking to him. He looked left to make sure no one was having a conversation; when he looked to the right he saw a real life Gamorrean from Star Wars. This Gamorrean had wings and was scooping up popcorn to stuff in his snot. Goro wasn't surprised to see him, but he wondered if he could hear him.

" My name is—"

"Goro," the pig creature said putting more of the popcorn in his snot. " I know. I know everything about you because right now you are my prisoner."

" I don't recall being the prisoner to a freak show."

"You have no idea where you are or why Hell has to punish. My name is Hiberger. "

"Am I dead?" Goro asked.

"Are you waiting in a line with a red goat man holding a pitchfork breathing fire at your butt? If you went to heaven you would be greeted by twenty naked women with big boobs who will satisfy your every need. We don't know if you should go to heaven or hell. You have done nothing with your life but skateboard and have sex with the same woman all your life. Maybe you should go to hell…"

" I asked you where I am not what I'm doing here! "

" You and your friend—"

" Ichiro is not my friend!"

" Sorry. You and your boyfriend are trapped in here until master defeats your friends' cousin Daisuke."

"Daisuke isn't dead?"

"Master attacked him with a beam of concentrated energy. Your friend managed to escape and make us think he was dead, but he slipped out and is still fighting the master. Your friend is only a half demon. He won't last much longer."

Goro returned to the scene of the skateboard hill. He watched himself skateboard down the hill, grabbing the pipe and landing on the hill. He zipped down the hill without stopping. He jumped and spin on the rocks. It was his style, spinning and landing. It was the happiest moment of Goro's life. It was also his saddest.

Uncle Tsai was about to open his lunch bag and eat one of the poisons. Goro got up, without thinking, and smacked the lunchbox out of Tsai's hand.

Goro should have hit that lunchbox so hard Tsai could never grab it. But, like hair growing on your face, the lunchbox miraculously appeared in Uncle Tsai's lap. Goro panicked. Tsai opened the lunchbox and was about to eat something that would kill him.

"I won't let you die!"Goro shouted, ran to Uncle Tsai and took his lunchbox out of his lap. He was running away, lunchbox in hand and adrenaline in his body. Without the lunchbox Uncle Tsai wouldn't consume the poison and wouldn't die. Suddenly, Hiberger flew down and blocked Goro's exit.

"Don't you try to stop me!" Goro yelled throwing a punch at Hiberger's face. His fist went into Hiberger's snot but a wall almost broke Goro's fist. He yelped, cried in pain…he heard another person choking his pain.

Goro failed to stop his nightmare. Uncle Tsai's mouth was foamy with poison foam. Both wives were at his side trying to help him. Aunt Suki was calling for help. His dark wife was pouring water in his mouth thinking it would wash away the poison.

"You haven't travelled back in time like you originally thought, "Hiberger smiled. "This is all just an illusion created by me and more of hells workers. Think of it like a ride where you spin around seeing the same pictures over again. Think of this ride as one that never get old because it's all about you, Goro. You can stay here and play forever."

Goro hit Hiberger with his skateboard. The skateboard cracked his nose, making a loud cracking nose from his bone breaking. Goro's board was splattered with Hiberger's blood. Goro jumped on and back-flipped on his skateboard out of the tournament. Behind him, Hiberger's nose twitched back to normal.

"I was going to wait until master finished killing before I killed you, but you brought this upon yourself."

Hiberger's wings opened. He fly after Goro following him outside. Goro was skateboarding through the streets. A spear materialized in Hiberger's hand. He flew down and threw the spear; Goro dodged it like Neo in the Matrix. Goro caught up to a car and grabbed the back of it like Marty Mcfly in the first Back To The Future. Over the years America and Japan have shared more of their cinema.

"So this guy likes to play by movies,"Hiberger said rubbing his chin. " If he likes to play movies, here's a little trivia."

Hiberger's wings covered his chest as he spin around in the air. While spinning he covered his body in a cloud of purple smoke. Hiberger fell towards the ground but stopped before he touched the ground. The smoke accumulated into the sky growing until it was the size of King Kong. The smoke vanished and Hiberger was gone, a twenty-first century movie Tyrannosaurus Rex with a blue back and creepy lips appeared.

" I'm a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Roar!"

Hiberger charged towards Goro. He was much faster than that cheap hybrid car. He raised his giant foot in the air and stomped on the car. The car looked like it was crushed by a falling Hulk. Hiberger studied the wreckage but couldn't find Goro.

" Isn't the carnivorous animals in the movies supposed to crush or eat the not-as-important characters?" Hiberger boomed in his Tyrannosaurus voice.

" That's why I write stories from my own imagination. My favorite stories are fan fiction!" Hiberger growled. Goro was still alive and mooning him over a bridge.

Hiberger charged at Goro again. Goro flipped off the bridge and landed on a floating board. Hiberger would follow Goro in the water, but he couldn't swim. Hiberger changed from a Tyrannosaurus Rex into a pteranodon (both from the same movie) flying after Goro.

The hunt would continue until Hiberger ate Goro. That was a story meant for another time, but…let's return to the cabin in the woods (movie title).