You So Are!

"Are you jealous?" Donna smirks. She tosses her head back; strands of unruly red hair shimmer fiercely in the sunlight.

The Doctor's eyes widen and he gulps; she grins. "No! Of course not! I'm not jealous. Not me! Not in the slightest!"

"You are! You so are!"

"Not!"

"Are!"

"Not!"

"You are! Don't-"

"I'm not!"

"C'mon, Doctor! Admit it! You're jealous." Donna makes a wild gesture in the air with her hands.

The Doctor cringes, clearly horrified.

"You're jealous that a cat can lick itself in public. Say it."

"Never!"

fin.