Ichigo was still trapped in his nightmare zone. He didn't have one big nightmare like Gero. Besides having to cry himself to sleep every night he has so many pathetic nightmares. There was one nightmare where he was a serial killer. Yes a serial killer. He was a killer who poisoned dogs by injecting poison in their noses to cover up his theft of five hundred yen. It ended with the dogs coming back to life and haunting him. He had a nightmare once he was a werewolf. A werewolf was the coolest animal in his books. There was never a bad version of a werewolf anywhere in any books or movies. He could rip everyone's faces off. That dream ended where the London police came and shot him.
In this dimension Ichigo was dancing. He was dancing his legs off and looking for attention. And no this wasn't the nightmare where he becomes a stripper. Ichigo was a little boy again wearing a straw hat with red around the top, a little blue tuxedo and red bowtie, and holding a giant pink lollipop. Ichigo's grandmother, who is now dead, was playing the piano. Ichigo used to love the piano ( he didn't like playing it but liked listening to it) and his grandma.
" Can you play that song again, granny?" Young Ichigo asked sweetly.
His grandma rewind the song to the beginning and started playing the song over again. Ichigo danced, clapped, sucked on his lollipop, singed...his grandma turned around and a green hideous monster face snarled at him and made him scream...
Ichigo was in another dimension. The dimension he was taken to was a reality game show. He was the only person playing, a man with ridiculous apache Indian haircut but a face that woman would melt over. The only sounds Ichigo could hear were the clapping of the audience and show music.
" Are you ready for the final question?" The man asked Ichigo.
" Who are you?"
" Okay. The final question is...how many sides are on a triangle?"
" Four."
Ichigo got nervous and made a mistake. The sound of buzzing and people laughing at him. Ichigo covered his ears and closed his eyes. He opened his eyes...he was in space. He was an astronaut on the moon. He was looking at the earth and felt fat in his suit.
" Crap," Ichigo cursed. " I'm doomed."
It was just like Ichigo's nightmares. A purple slug-like alien grabbed Ichigo's legs with a long tentacle. The alien smacked Ichigo against the ground over and over again. Poor Ichigo...but enough about him. We need to get back to the characters like. Why would I do these things to my characters? Because, I'm a prick.
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Back in the top of Hell where Lucifer supposedly finished Daisuke. Maybe Lucifer would go back to Hell after finishing Daisuke. He even believed Daisuke was gone. Anyone who knew Daisuke would know he comes back from anything. It took Lucifer some time until he realized that too.
" Come out whenever you want," he said. "My door is always open. Well maybe not but you get the point. Come at me, half breed. Come out unless you're chicken."
" Here's a joke. What's a Neanderthal, doesn't own a house, let's everyone borrow his brain, and has the skin of the red tides? Your master Satan."
After joking Daisuke started back off with a powerful attack. He swept in knocking Lucifer off his feet. But Lucifer floated back up and knocked Daisuke away. Running back to Lucifer, Daisuke roundhouse kicks his face and scratches him with his feral claws. Lucifer countered punching Daisuke's stomach. Clutching his stomach Daisuke looks at the tiny trickles from the scratches in Lucifer's face, laughs.
" Even a demon can bleed," he laughed. Remember the line from 300 when Leonidas told the Persian he would bleed. This chapter I'm just breaking the fourth wall. How nostalgic.
" Maybe. But we can stop bleeding any time we want." The scratches in Lucifer's body recovered in an instant. Daisuke looked at his paper cut he had three days ago. He couldn't remember why he had it in the first place.
" Don't think so, half breed," Lucifer smiled. " I admit you're powerful for your type, but half breeds don't have the power to recover like we can. Well you can but it wouldn't be you recovering. You're the young protégé of doctor Jackal and Mr. Hyde. Whenever you change all damage is restored. But that's all you can do."
" I'm still more the demon you'll ever be."
" Wahhhh?! No one says that about me!"
Lucifer's face turned serious surrounding himself in an evil aura. As the aura surrounding his body dies down he leaps into action. He used his evil and angel wings to fly and fired a dark laser at Daisuke. Daisuke takes out a metal object from his pockets and throw it like a boomerang. The laser beam deflected off the metal object. Lucifer was surprised to see Daisuke throw it with such ease.
" What did you throw?" Lucifer asked.
" Boomerang," Daisuke said.
" What kind of boomerang deflects laser beams?"
" Rare ones. One's that are made by me. Speaking of my inventions."
Daisuke took out a camera from his pocket and pointed it at Ichigo. When his fingers clicked on the button a metal bat flew out of the camera. Daisuke pulled on the camera. The camera was really a remote for his invention. Lucifer fired a laser beam that missed when the bat disassembled and reassembled getting close to Lucifer.
" You're a living armory."
" Correct."
Daisuke kept pressing buttons on his bat control. The bats wings sunk into his metal body and a helicopter propeller came out. Daisuke moved the toggle switch up and down, turned the knobs and pressed three buttons on his control. The robot exploded next to Lucifer. But the explosion was absorbed with his powers.
" Nice invention. How do you invent so many things?"
" The key is being passionate about something. Mine is explosions and weapons. I also have an aunt who is the greatest inventor around and I'm in a relationship with her daughter."
" Girlfriend?"
" That's what she thinks."
" Your friends are sweet. That's why I want to torture them and not kill them, half breed." Daisuke wanted to show Lucifer his battle cry, his eyes blazing. He got close to Lucifer but was punched in his face. Soon he was pinned down by Lucifer. " Fighting is lame and stupid. Why not just give up and join me in hell."
Daisuke let out the sound of a dog chasing after a Frisbee before he made his change. He became the form of fangs and nails of swords. He twisted his body out of Lucifer's hands and scratched his face, and then he kicked him in the face. How Daisuke recovered so quickly was a mystery.
" What do you want, Urashima? Do you want to become the prince of hell or do you just want to show your power? Do you want revenge for your father? What do you want from all of this?"
" I want your jewels and diamonds. The power of those diamonds will give my gadgets unlimited power."
" He wants those diamonds, he'll have to go through me first. Is it strange that I'm talking to myself like this? It's not weird. I used to be human. I used to be female. Would I look better if I grew out my bangs? Worth a shot, right?"
Lucifer dashed towards Daisuke and punched him. Hitting him directly, Lucifer smiled triumphantly. A smirk graced on his lip. Daisuke clutched his stomach in pain before he punched Lucifer in the face. Lucky for Daisuke he had a strong punch.
Lucifer used his powers to move the shadows towards Daisuke, but he used his claws to slice the shadows away. Lucifer stays standing and looks at Daisuke with his evil glare.
" He slices up shadows. Who can do that? A demon obviously," Lucifer said to himself. " You know what we should do. You should bring that girl who's mother is an inventor, I bring a nice girl from hell, and we go on a double date."
" Before we go on a date..." Daisuke grows his fingernails out and shows his sharp teeth. " We have to get to know each other better."
" Okay folks," said Lucifer. " We'll be back in this fight later. Some of you may be wondering ' why did Daisuke say that'; the author just watches a lot of corny shows. And to him everyone is the same only different. Speaking of different, who wants to see what happens in a flashback with a character who has been there. No one, but he's going to show you anyway. That's right, I attack with puns as well. Name's Lucifer. I may or may not go from a secondary character to a main character...maybe."