Daylight barely broke over the village of Konoha as its Hokage let her morning- or rather all-nighter lead into getting shitfaced. Two white fists slammed upon an already beaten desk, as Tsunade grits her teeth in frustration and pours herself another cup on sake. Sucking her teeth and grabbing the bottle instead, she slammed it down without mercy. Heavy eyelids gazing out the window towards the vicinity of the interrogation chambers, she felt tears in her eyes start to well up. Pushing herself up away from the desk in search of another source of alcohol, Tsunade stumbled and wobbled out the door. Alcohol and emotions filling every empty crevice of her heart, she thought of losing another asset to the village, as well as a potential Hokage candidate. Her thoughts lingered towards Naruto, and her knuckles whined with the stress she squeezed into them. She had figured Naruto out the moment they had met. He was Hokage in the making, with his obvious prowess in jutsu and skill, and his tactical cool with a bijuu inside him already made him a threat to most jounin. Tsunade lamented how much of a loose grip she had on him, instead of controlling him like the third hokage had, as well as Kakashi. Tsunade's head pounded like a drum as all of this information only fueled the rage she had for him. Her mind was in a state of disarray, but she felt clear in what she needed to do. "That fuckin Jinchuriki got numerous anbu, the third hokage and kakashi killed, and lost the last uchiha to orochimaru. I will handle his punishment myself." She said before running headfirst into a wall she previously thought to be an open door.
"Fucking shit." She muttered in agitation, striding passionately through the front door and somehow walking straight towards the interrogation building. Fumbling with her necklace, she whistled and two anbu ops appeared instantly and knelt at her feet, awaiting order.
"I need your assistance in making Uzumaki Naruto disappear. One of you torch his residence and the other fetch Jiraiya and instruct him to meet me at the interrogation headquarters." Tsunade chided off without a hiccup.
Both anbu members leaped towards their objective and Tsunade continued her stroll at a leisurely pace. A lone hand brushed upon her shoulder forcing her to look around and eyes squint in rage.
A lone spyglass broke through the brush of Kohoha's mountainside. An older man sat hunched over gazing down a cliffside, overlooking a pair of women bathing. Jiraiya licked his lips in satisfaction as his spyglass glazed over every curve of the first woman, starting at her thighs lifting a thick ass, barely covered by a towel and the moment she had bent over to grab her toiletries, Jiraiya felt the presence of Konoha's Anbu and he sighed in disappointment.
"What is she doing this time?" He spoke in a aloof manner, causing one of the members to shout in panic.
"She plans on killing the Jinchuriki!" He spoke rapidly before finding a fist hammering his mask, causing his partner to back up in shock and him to reel in pain.
"First of all, keep the fucking talking to a minimum if you want to observe a bath to its entirety, and what the fuck do you mean she wants to kill Naruto?!" Jiraiya shouted in a near panic.
"Follow us to the interrogation chambers sir!" The anbu shouting before taking off like a rocket, with the Sage in hot pursuit.
What in the actual fuck are you trying to pull Tsunade?! He thought to himself before charging in faster.
Tsunade set her eyes upon Danzo Shimura, who squinted at her with one eye. She already did not like the man, and with her drunk and emotional temperment she might have slugged him if not for the figure with him.
"I had a feeling you would be trying to get rid of the Jinchuriki, and i am with you on the plan, but my only question is, Princess Tsunade, is what do you plan on doing with the bijuu after?"
Tsunade uncocked her fist at the mans words, not trusting him but curious as to what he had to say and the figure behind him.
"Continue." Was her only reply.
"Obviously the fox will be an issue after he is dead, and i believe i have a solution for this. With my partner here, we will have secured Konoha's title as the strongest village, by both having a Jinchuriki with the sharingan and hashirama's cells.
Tsunade let each piece of information absorb as her curiosity grew about their mysterious spectator. In one ungraceful movement, she yanked back the hood to find a middle aged man with orange hair, wrapped in bandages and a single eye reminiscent of her old teammate.
"Hello Tsunade, it has certainly been awhile. Before our teammate gets here, lets have a chat."
Tsunade gazed upon the walking talking version of orochimaru, who was clearly in someone else's body. The mannerisms matched, but the body composition was all wrong. Orochimaru was taller with long black hair while this man had short cropped orange hair. Shaking off the surprise, Tsunade spoke very carefully. "I don't know what you're planning you traitorous snake, but if you think for a moment i'm going to allow you to walk in my village after the murder of our sensei-"
"I've come back to join the village Tsunade, and while the murder of our sensei was unfortunate, it was not my hand who did the deed." Orochimaru spoke with a strange sorrow, throwing Tsunade off momentarily. She opened her mouth to retort and before another word could be uttered the Toad Sage dropped in with a heavy boom, looking at the individuals but most importantly Tsunade.
"What the fuck are you doing now Tsunade?" Jiraiya bellowed without restraint.
Danzo turned to meet Jiraiya face to face, walking with a slight limp towards Jiraiya, who met his gaze while standing clear over the man.
"We are discussing the future of this village, and as a sage of Konoha, you have a duty to secure it with us." Danzo spoke slowly, pissing off Jiraiya even more.
Jiraiya turned towards the pair of Tsunade and a stranger, whose eye tipped him off immediately.
"What are you plotting this time Orochimaru?" He spat out venomously. Orochimaru chuckled and turned back towards Tsunade, who was still trying to absorb the situation in front of her.
"Decide now Tsunade, do you let the brat who killed so many shinobi as well as our sensei live? Or would you rather let me take control of the Kyuubi, get rid of Naruto, and bring back Sasuke at the same time?" Orochimaru spoke confidently, gazing at Tsunade while Jiraiya looked horrified, and Danzo appearing unfazed. Tsunade shook her head to focus, and looked up slowly at the Snake.
"I agree Orochimaru, but on two conditions." She spoke with a hard look in her eyes.
"Anything comrade." Replied Orochimaru with obvious hunger in his eyes.
"I want to kill Naruto personally, and i want to meet Dan again." Tsunade spoke with tears streaming down her puffy eyes.
"Of course Tsunade." Orochimaru spoke while Jiraiya attempted to speak up with the voice of the gods.
"NOW JUST WAIT A DAMN MINUTE" He roared before combining his chakra into a massive rasengan and rushing orochimaru. His did not feel his feet leave the ground, his eyes did not witness Tsunade's fist nail his forehead, because his mind was immediately thrown into a genjutsu maelstrom between Danzo and Orochimaru. Jiraiya's ragged body sailed over Konoha into a nearby bathhouse, almost ironically, because he couldn't witness the entire shower room of naked women bent down to peer over his corpse.
Naruto Uzumaki was already in a dangerous situation before attempting to escape from jail, as the redhead he just woken up was ready to go to war, nightgown and all. Making a clone, Naruto put space between Ino and Tayuya, before making a third to survey the situation outside. He head the clone open the door carefully, only to disappear instantly. He only registered a fist coming square at the clone, before it disappeared in a flash. Naruto decided to hurry the situation along by grabbing Tayuya and breaking into a full sprint, shouting , "Follow me Ino!" Tayuya growled at Naruto even speaking to another women, before deciding she needs some proper clothes.
"Dipshit what the hell is going on?" Tayuya shouting before kissing him on the cheek, not minded being carried bridal style.
"There is a high chance of a wild Tsunade being outside the doors and because of that, we are making an exit as loud as possible." Naruto replied, kissing her nose.
Kurama, where the fuck are you? Naruto shouted on the inside, before finally receiving a grunt in response, signalling the wake of the Kyuubi.
What did i miss brat? Kurama asked, noting the hospital gown of Tayuya and the pouting Ino running behind them.
Konoha fucked up, tried interrogating us and used Ino to try and get information our of me. I believe they want me dead, Tsunade included. Naruto concluded before feeling the Kyuubi's chakra flood him like adrenaline. He paused on the second floor, noting the voices and the loud booming of the doors on the first floor. Setting down Tayuya, he channeled the foxes chakra into both Ino and Tayuya, with Tayuya flexing her muscles and sighing in relief. Ino stood shocked at the strength she felt. Naruto smiled and made five clones. The clones darted down the stairs and immediately started firing off wind chakra, creating a loud boom echoing down the halls and shaking the walls. Tayuya jogged towards the end of the hall and punched the wall, blasting a hole towards the back of the building. Naruto watched more out of arousal at the sight of her muscles and beautiful hair destroying that wall, but also out of the fact that her gown had stayed in his hand. Tayuya breathed out before feeling more cold than ever. Ino looked mortified and Naruto ran up to her before whispering in her ear. " If we weren't in danger right now, i'd rock your body to moon and back."
Tayuya turned to face Naruto, before realizing he had her gown and she was incredibly turned on.
Naruto chuckled and gave her the gown before receiving the messages of two clones getting dispatched easily by Tsunade and Danzo.
He turned towards Ino and Tayuya, rapidly saying " The plan is to escape this village, obviously, Ino, you follow Tayuya to the Uzumaki compound, I'm going to meet you there."
"Naruto if you get yourself killed i will personally revive you and crush your balls." Tayuya spoke before kissing him on the lips.
"I will not leave you, Tayuya." He replied, kissing her back.
"You better not, idiot.
Naruto watched the two women dart out of the building with lightning speed, before speaking to the Kyuubi.
Remember that jutsu we came up with?
You mean the one we couldn't find a safe distance for?
Yeah i believe we should keep it half power, but condense as much as you could into the radius. We're dealing with Tsunade and Danzo of course.
Let's try to keep the civilian casualties to a mininum, but if it happens, it happens.
Atta boy Kurama. What was the chakra types again?
It was fire and wind, then throw my chakra into the mix.
Naruto smiled before climbing up the second flight of stairs onto the roof. Not long after him did the heavy footsteps of Tsunade explode through the door after him. She had a hard focused look, but at the same time wobbly gait about her. Naruto gazed at Danzo, who stood behind her, appearing relaxed.
Tsunade opened her mouth to speak, before Naruto interrupted her.
"Any last words, granny?" He spoke without a hint of remorse.
Danzo flinched visibly at these words, before detected two great sources of chakra flying towards them. Danzo looked towards the left and right, ascertaining the clones to be made of fire and wind chakra. He shot wind blades at each of the clones, before turning back at Naruto, finding his body coursed with Kyuubi chakra. Tsunade moved to strike Naruto before he jumped between both clones. Danzo unlocked his arm before running downstairs, leaving Tsunade alone with Naruto.
"For the deaths of Kakashi, my sensei and the countless Anbu we lost to your rage, i will kill you!" Tsunade roared before releasing her Miotic Regeneration Seal, and charging at Naruto, who sighed pitifully.
"Goodbye, Tsunade." Naruto said before wrapping his arms around her, and both clones flew headfirst into the pair. Tsunade's eyes lit up as the area around her grew bright orange, and the sky above Konoha turned bright red. Danzo felt the building lift off the ground in a white hot flash, as his body was incinerated. Residents of Konoha woke with a fright as if Kurama let out his loudest yell. There would be stories told of their morning that was lit on fire.
Naruto smiled at the carnage and screams of the panicked residents of Konoha. He jumped down upon the smoldering wreck, witnessing the coughing form of Tsunade, body burned to a crisp, and wrinkled from the chakra exhaustion.
"Think about what you've done, in the afterlife." Naruto spoke before covering her in Kyuubi's chakra-fire. Tsunade could only whisper before passing out from the pain, succumbing to death.
Naruto sighed hard, before running towards the compound.
"What the fuck was that, Naruto?" Danzo shouted at Naruto, walking out of the wreckage unscathed. Naruto looked behind him, gazing at Danzo with a curious eye.
"Better question is, how did you escape that?" Naruto replied, coating his body in Kyuubi chakra.
Tayuya was not about to abandon Naruto, and she had a bone to pick with Tsunade, but she was more focused on who this blonde bitch was. After borrowing some clothes, she landed down upon the broken Uzumaki Compound, sizing her up.
"How do you know Naruto?" She shot immediately at Ino, who did not back down.
"He's a close friend, and needed my help while you were taking a nap."
"If you're such a close friend, why didn't he need you to kill Sasuke?"
"If you're so close to him, why didn't you both succeed?"
"How the fuck would you know that?" Tayuya asked, thrown off.
"I remember every detail of you getting your ass kicked."
"Oh so you're a yamanaka?" Tayuya sneered, laughing loud.
"Yeah and what of it?!" Ino shouted, cocking her fist back.
"You aren't a ninja at all.." Tayuya chided, causing ino to growl in rage.
"At least i can make Naruto happy in bed!" Ino shouted in return, causing Tayuya to stop mid laugh, and her blood to stop still.
Another figure crept out of the woods, surprising both of the Kunoichi. He only had eyes for Tayuya.
"Hello, Traitor."