Chapter 25 – An Important Meeting V

(One hour earlier)

Both Sharper and KPRS4ever, also known as Sarah, were traversing down one of the very long hallways of Bonnie's mansion. She was in her early 20s with strawberry-blonde hair. She was in Kim's original mission outfit, complete with croptop and cargo pants . Sarah had a replica of the old Kimmunicator, a backpack filled with her fanarts, and the Kissy-kiss lip gloss in the pants pockets and the hair dryer grappling-gun attached to her belt. She also had Kim and Ron plushies attached to the belt loops and was also eating a lot of gummie bears from a large ziploc bag.

"Ooooh! I can't wait to actually meet Kim and Ron for the very first time! I've seen them ever since I was seven years old!" Sarah shouted energetically, "You should've heard me scream when they kissed at the end of Junior Prom!"

"I would wager that everyone screamed so loud that it would register an earthquake on the Richter scale." Sharper said, "Weren't there also a few guys that cried as well?"

"Unlike some people!" Sarah said, glaring at the person that brought them to Bonnie's mansion with complete security clearance.

"I was about done with KP because Shego nearly died!" the person replied. It was none other than Tennente, the ultimate fan of Shego. He was particularly upset that the creator got very close to killing off his most favorite character of Kim's show. "It was bullshit that Kim nearly killed her!"

"Hold your horses, Ten. Shego's still in one piece!" Sharper exclaimed, "So there's no need to goin' off on a rant about it."

"I don't care about her! I care about seeing my two favorite people in the world seeing my artwork of them!" Sarah said as she was shaking from a sugar rush and utter excitement.

"Damn it, Sarah, don't try and contain your excitement." Tennente said, holding Voe the dog in his arms.

Sharper replied with a slight laugh. "The next time we come here, I'm gonna put you on a sugar-free gummie bear diet."

"Uhhh no. Have you seen the reviews for sugar-free gummie bears on Every-zon?! It's like a death sentence!" Sarah reacted with disgust. "I don't even know why we're going the shorter route?

"It takes less time!" Sharper replied.

"At least it beats eating wet dog food." Voe replied.

"If you hadn't drawn Desiree the genie naked, Voe, then she wouldn't have turned you into a dog in the first place!" Sharper groaned.

"Voe found the damn ass oils, brushes, and paints in the first place. He just totes can't resist a naked woman genie!" Tennente replied in giving a list of Voe's art supplies.

"It wasn't entirely my fault! I had to get the proportions right with the ti..." Voe began before Sharper interrupted.

"Excuse me, Voe! It's definitely NSFS!" Sarah replied, eating another handful of gummi bears.

"NSFS?" Voe questioned.

"Not safe for Sarah!" Ten replied. "You know how she is about the whole damn thing."

"Okay, guys! Now the Queen told us that we're supposed to meet her and this group of people that's going to include Kim and Ron..."

A loud squeeing sound came from Sarah.

"Sarah...settle down!" Sharper insisted, "You'll get to fangirl scream when you're in the presence of them, not when I'm just a foot away from you!"

"Sorry, Sharper! Can't help it. It's a habit." Sarah giggled nervously as a guilty smile came across her face.

Sharper, without any interruptions, continued, "She told us to meet her and the group at her personal spa in the main mansion when she's done with her treatment."

"So, Sharpie..." Ten asked sarcastically. "When is Her Majesty, Miss Royal-Pain-In-The-Ass, going to meet us?"

Voe added, "Yeah, my bladder can barely take in the suspense."

Sharper ignored the remark made by Ten, because Bonnie often made fun of Ten's love of Shego while Ten made fun of Bonnie's not-so-bright moments in the tabloids.

"She's going to meet us there at around one-ish." Sharper said. "She also said that she has some sort of surprise for me."

While the three walked dow nthe hallway, they came across a room filled with all sorts of candy from rich chocolates from Europe to rare flavors of jelly beans to all sorts of colored gummi bears. They were all stored in 200 dispensers stretching to the ceiling. The smell of the sugared confectionaries reached the nasal receptors o Sarah's nose.

"Chocolates...candy...cannot resist!"

Sharper and Ten looked at her, the crazy look in her eyes.

"Oh no...Sarah! Don't!" Sharper shouted. He know what type of damage Sarah would be capable of when she got that sugar high.

"Sarah...don't eat that crap!" Tennente shouted.

But it was too late. Sarah gathered up handfuls of candy and wolfed them down. In that instant, she got a sugar buzz!

"Ooooo! What's that?!" She said as her ADD took advantage of her. She ran out of the candy room with a pink spraypaint can in her hand.

"Told you we should've gone the longer route, Sharpie." Ten sighed. "I don't want her to do her damn-ass tagging her couple on that sugar high shit."

"I'll introduce myself to the Queen, Ten. You and Voe go and find Sarah!" Sharper replied.

Voe groaned, "Sure...I'm supposed to be the terrier to try and find her."

Ten muttered to him, "Fine...you can sniff her out, just like the way you can sniff out a dog's ass!"

"Just don't get me near a fire hydrant." Voe replied.

Ten took a discarded gummi bear off the floor and put it near Voe's nose!

"Go find her, boy!" Ten grinned, "Do so and I'll give youse a treat!"

Voe saw the gummi in Ten's hands and sniffed it with his doggie nose.

"She went...to the left!"

Voe gave chase out of the room with Ten following close behind him.

"We absolutely have to find Sarah before she causes any damage to my property!" Bonnie exclaimed.

"How hard can it be to find her?" Kim wondered, "She couldn't have gotten far from the mansion."

"You'd be amazed at how hyper she can get, Kim." Sharper replied, "Ten and Voe should have a scent on her, so finding her will be no problem!"

Voe and Ten both rushed into the room. Ten shouted, "Bullshit! We can't find her!"

"Yeah...the scent trail went cold!" Voe agreed.

"Damn it, Ten!" Sharper exclaimed, "Now how are we supposed to find Sarah?"

Ron cleared his throat and brought Rufus out. "Excuse me people, but you forgot that I have in my possession of one naked mole rat!"

Rufus squeaked, "Yes!"

"See, he can help you find your friend, Sharper!" Kim agreed with her husband. "Rufus can track down a Naco being made from a Bueno Nacho 20 miles out!"

Seeing that there was no other choice, Sharper got out a memento of Sarah: a picture of himself, her, and Ten with a stain of nacho cheese and a strand of Sarah's hair still stuck to it.

"Okay, Rufus!" Sharper said in holding the picture to Rufus' eye level. "It's now up to you!"

Rufus sniffed out the scent and squeaked the word, "Follow!"

He scurried to the door and waved his paw.

"I think he wants us to follow him." Voe said.

"Of course! Follow that naked mole rat!" Tennente muttered.

Sharper followed Rufus outside the room, along with Voe and Chris. Kim and Ron followed right behind them. Bonnie clapped her hands and sat on her golden lion throne. The muscular servants then carried her right behind Team Possible.

"What about the rest of us, Dr. Director?" Ken asked to Betty.

"You, Slam, and Electronique stay put and guard Cajunbear and Sentinel until they get back. Mint?" Betty replied, offering up a mint to Ken. "It's wintergreen."

Cajunbear said, "So we got an alien, a former electrical villain, a GJ agent, to guard just us two."

Sentinel chuckled. "We're real VIP's now!"

Ken sighed, taking the mint, "Beats trying to go through that hallway again..."