Chapter 26 – An Important Meeting Part VI
Rufus continued to sniff the trail out to see where Sarah's whereabouts were in the large confines of the Rockwaller mansion.
"Now...this Sarah girl, you said that she couldn't have gotten far, right?" Kim asked to Sharper, whom was trying to keep pace with Team Possible.
"No, Kim." Sharper replied, running with her and Ron. "The Rockwaller Mansion is too secure for someone like her to give the slip."
"When you have a sugar rush, it just goes through your system!" Ron agreed, panting and running behind the two.
"I'll get Wade to see if he can hack into the security cams, Sharper." Kim said as she pulled out her trusty Kimmunicator 5.0 on the wrist of her GJ uniform.
Kim pressed a few buttons and Wade's hologram showed up.
"Hey Wade. How are things back at HQ?" she asked.
"Ehhh...they're about the same!" Wade replied with a grin. "Nothing major going on. What about with you? How's the Fannies meeting with Bonnie coming along!"
"Quite the experience. The Queen of Annoying-Me really has a few things in store with Sharper as the host this year." Kim replied, still trying to keep pace with the naked mole rat's tremendous sense of smell.
"With him at the helm..." Wade replied, for he has heard much about him, "...the Fannies'll be in good hands!"
"Have to admit, it beats hosting at the Cow N' Chow in Middleton." Kim agreed.
"Hamburger-itis still runs through my veins! The farther we can stay away from those hamburger patties, the better!" Ron insisted.
"So what do you need my help for?" Wade asked.
"We may need your help in getting into Miss Rockwaller's security cams to find where KPRS4ever aka, Sarah, is." Kim said.
""Follow the trail of sugar Rufus is sniffing out! He's sure to find her, And don't lose sight of him!" Tennente shouted.
"Are you that serious, Kim? The security at her mansion is state-of-the-art unlike anything that I've seen before!" Wade replied, "You are going to have to get help from someone who has the know-how on the layout of this place! It needs the OK from both her and her head servants!"
"Getting anything from Miss Tabloid Empress is going to be very difficult, but I'll give it a shot!" Kim said before she turned to Sharper.
"Sharper, can you communicate with the other head servant in order for Wade to gain access to the security cams?" the former cheerleading captain asked.
"Ah yes, I know who you mean!" Sharper replied, "PhilTheValiant will have the ability to help your tech friend to access the cameras."
Sharper then got his cell phone out and began to call up his best friend.
"Yo...Phil! What up?!" he shouted in the outdated 90s lingo.
"Hey, Sharper!" Phil replied in answering his call from the United Kingdom. "How are things going along with the Queen?"
"Everything going good. A few problems here or there with some underlings undercooking the Queen's food, but they were given the appropriate punishment!" Sharper replied.
"That's good. I wish if I could be in the Queen's marvelous presence, but, alas, real life and medical issues have taken that away from me..." Phil sighed, "So everything now is in your favour to continue what I have started."
"Thanks, bud!" Sharper replied, "Anywho, we're trying to find Sarah and we're using Rufus to track her."
"Don't tell me she got in the candy room again!" Phil sighed.
"She did. There's no telling what she would do with that much sugar in her system!" Sharper exclaimed as the group meandered through the hallways. "We need your help in order to gain permission from the Queen to access the security cams throughout the mansion!"
"I'm right on it, Sharper." Phil replied, "It's been a while since I've actually been at the place, but I've contacted the Queen and she has given me unrestricted permission to access the security cameras in the hallways."
"Good!" Sharper shouted, "Wade may wanna use that permission to try and help us to find Sarah!"
"I sent a text to the Queen and she said that her hallway cameras are fine for Wade to use." Phil replied.
"That's all I need, Phil! I'll get in touch with you sometime this weekend!" Sharper smiled before getting off the call with his fellow long-time friend. He turned to Kim and added, "Kim! Wade's good to use the hall cams now!"
"Spankin', Sharper!" Kim shouted before going back to Wade. "Everything's green now! Check the cams to see where our mystery superfan is hiding!"
Wade quickly typed into the security code that Phil had given him. He saw screen after screen of hallways of a servant or two of Bonnie's walking and tending to their duties. And then he saw, on Screen 19, Sarah causing a commotion around the servants.
"I see her! Keep on following the scent of Rufus! She is not far ahead of you!"
"Thanks, Wade!" Kim said with a grin before turning off the Kimmunicator.
Rufus' nose led him to bedroom 118.
"So the smell trail that Rufus followed led us to this room." Kim deducted, observing the spray tag on the handle.
"Kim, I'll go in there and confirm if she's here." Sharper said while holding the handle.
"Be careful, Sharper. You don't know what damage she can..." Kim began before Sharper cut her off.
"I've known her for four years! I know how to handle her!" Sharper insisted before he entered the door.
"You sure he knows what he's doing?" Kim asked her husband.
"Relax, Kim! Sharpie can handle it...I hope!" Ron answered her.
"You know, Ron..." Kim grinned while twirling playfully with Ron's hair, "...we can make up for this later with a date!"
"No kids around?" Ron asked excitedly.
"Nope!" Kim grinned. Her lips then connected with Ron's, forming a kiss.
Bonnie got off her lion throne, with her bodyguards competely exhaused from carrying her.
"Eww! Eww! Eww! Would you two get a room?" the Queen snarked.
"We're just kissing, Bon-Bon! No nasty gordy stuff here!" Ron replied with a grin.
"Oh go cry a river, Bonnie!" Kim barked back and then resumed kissing Ron.
Sharper began to traverse through Room 118, which was like the other rooms.
"Sarah? You still around?"
He heard a familiar sound of the Kimmunicator beep coming from the bathroom and also from her infamous pink grafitti spray paint.
"Oh...you'd better not..."
Sharper opened the door and saw Sarah spray painting a heart. In the heart, it said KP + RS.
"Sarah? Are you off your sugar rush yet?"
"Sharper! I'm focusing! This has to be perfect if I am to show that I am the number one Kim/Ron fan!" Sarah shouted.
Sharper also added "Oh. Speaking of which...guess who's outside!"
Sarah's eyes brightened with joy.
"Ooooh! Is it who I think it is?"
"Take a look outside in the hallway and you'll see!" came Sharper's reply.
Sarah dropped her pink spray paint can and ran out the bathroom to the hallway. And there she came face to face with Kim and Ron kissing each other on the lips.
The reaction on her face just lit up.
"SQUEEEEEEEEEE!" Sarah shouted, startling the Stoppables and interrupting their romantic moment.
"Ohhh...so this is the super fan that they call 'KPRS4ever'," Kim said, nervously looking at the young woman that was so much a part of her childhood.
"I got something to show the two of you!" Sarah exclaimed as she opened her backpack. All of a sudden, artworks displaying romantic moments of Kim and Ron busted through the seams. The arts started falling down to the floor like rain. Kim and Ron stood there in awe staring at them falling to the ground.
"This is Joss on a whole new level!" Kim quietly mumbled to Ron.
"But you gotta admit, KP, it is kinda nice to hear that someone was rooting for us to be together since 2002!" Ron replied with a whisper.
"You know, you're right!" Kim said as she and Ron gazed into eachother's eyes.
"OHMYGOSHTHATISSOCUTEICAN'TTAKEIT!" Sarah said without taking a single breath.
"I'm going to have to get the servants to clean all this up." Sharper sighed as he called Phil up again to guide them back to the rest of the group.
He then turned to Sarah and said, "Sarah, I have an important announcement to make. And it's something KP-related!"
"Ooooh! Are they finally going to make a reboot or a fifth season?" Sarah asked in a loud shout.
"No...but it's something related that is very close to the fandom's heart...the Kim Possible Fannie awards!" Sharper said, as he downplayed the hopes of the shipper.
"Uhhh...Fannie awards?" Sarah asked, scratching her head, "You might as well be talking in a foreign language to me!"
Sharper began the story as all of the group began to trek back to the spa waiting area. Bonnie clapped her hands for the exhausted bodyguards to carry her back on her throne.
"The Kim Possible Fannie Awards have been a unique feature to the Kimmunity here. It all started in 2005 when then late Commander Argus, the late CPNeb, and Zaratan came up with an idea on how to celebrate the best of Kim Possible fanfiction..."
(10 minutes later, back in the spa waiting area)
"...but now with Whitem having family issues right now, the Fannies were without a host."
"We came that close to hosting it from a burger joint." Cajunbear explained to Sarah.
"Luckily for us, Her Majesty came down and saved the Fannies!" Sharper smiled at his Queen.
"I came up with the idea myself!" Bonnie boasted. Kim was deeply growling at her longtime rival, claiming that she took the credit.
"Oooh! Will it be a tux-and-gown thing?" Sarah asked, still eating those gummi bears, "I know of this dress shop in downtown Middleton..."
"Uhm...actually, Sarah..." Kim replied, "This will be more of a thing where denim jumpsuits, overalls and sundresses take the stage."
"In that case, the sundress will be perfect for me then!" Sarah replied.
"But, servant. What about the food?" the Queen asked in a sexy voice to Sharper.
"That's has also been covered, My Queen. I have selected foods that are native to my state." Sharper replied with glee. "They'll be covered in an all you can eat buffet! Fried catfish, fried chicken, tamales, fried okra, collared greens...you name it, I'll bring it!"
But Ron wasn't pleased, "Sharper, the foods you mentioned may be rockin', but it isn't bon-diggety with the Ron-man till you add a Naco bar to the buffet!"
"Very well, Ron! You get your wish!" Sharper proclaimed. "A Naco Bar shall be added to the food list."
"Gimmie a high five, Rufus!" Ron exclaimed. Rufus came out of Ron's pants pocket and gave his owner a high five!
"Oh! Oh! Oh!" Sarah intervened, looking at Kim and Ron. "You two are married, right?"
"Uhm...yeah, Sarah. Why do you ask?" Kim wondered.
"Then why do I not see the wedding bands on your fingers?" Sarah questioned, observing their hands.
"We do have our wedding bands." Kim replied, "Ron suggested the idea of putting our wedding rings on our dog tags!" She pulled out her dog tags to show her wedding band attached to it. Ron also did the same.
"We're still doing stuff together, both on and off duty!" Ron added in.
"So that means you'll be together forever, till death do you part?" Sarah asked.
"Obviously, yeah!" Kim said while holding Ron's hands, "That was part of our wedding vows!"
"That's a relief!" Sarah replied, "So what is supposed to be my role as co-host?"
"Presenting awards, making humorous jokes, things like that." Sharper said to the megafan. "The main goal of the co-host is to make sure that the audience is engagedin the ceremony."
"This is going to be televised, right?" Cajunbear asked.
"Yes, CB. It's going to be covered by Go City's own Channel 8 along with Middleton's Channel 3." Sharper said.
(10 more minutes later)
"So yeah, I think that should cover all the topics we came to discuss for the Fannies!" Sentinel said.
"We should have the ceremony ready by October of this year, November being the latest." Bonnie replied. "By then, my glam opera house will be ready to play the role of host!"
And for her ego to go through the roof, Kim muttered to herself.
"I will send out an invite to everyone with my servant leading the way with his directory!" Bonnie replied, "On it, it should have the date, time, and obvious location of the Fannies!"
She clapped her hands for her strongest servany, in terms of physical strength.
"Tightlips!"
Tightlips bowed with a deep voice and asked, "Yes, Your Majesty? How can I serve you today?"
"Escort my guests from the mansion. We shall be in touch with them in the coming months, especially with Miss Director on security measures!" the Queen decreed.
"As you wish, My Queen!" Tightlips said, obeying the Queen.
"It has been an honor to have us as your guests, Miss Rockwaller!" Betty said, "I know that we can make this years' Fannies a safe and enjoyable one!"
"Of course! It was...as K always said...so not the drama!" the Queen grinned with a slight giggle. Kim, of course, was irked that her rival used one of her most signature of catchphrases.
"Bonnie, as much as I would love to stay and chat with you and...your servant, Sharper...it is getting rather late." Kim said.
"Yeah, me and and the Mrs. are...going to watch The Dr. Zone Files!" Ron replied, referencing his most recent favorite TV show, "It's going to be the epsiode with the Trash-candroids! Kim...you put it on the DVR, right?"
"Totes yeah, I did!" Kim chuckled nervously. She had never watched a single episode of The Dr. Zone Files before. This was, to her, more of a Ron thing.
The Queen rolled her eyes and said, "Fine, whatever! The Fannies meeting is officially dismissed!"
The Global Justice group cheered.
"Finally, I can catch up on my shows!" Electronique exclaimed.
Ken also added, "Last one to the couch is a rotten egg!"
"This has been more crazy than any football game I've reffed." Cajunbear said, shaking his head.
"I'd better be getting back to writing anyways." Sentinel agreed.
He turned to Sharper and said, "Good luck. You're going to need it!"
Finally Kim said to herself, sighing in relief, I can finally get out of Miss Brunette Ego's psycho world!
Tightlips led the way in escorting the Global Justice group out of the room.
"Everyone can leave...except for Kim!"
Kim stopped dead in her tracks.
Damn it!
"Her and I need to have a little 15-minute chat!" the Queen commanded.
Kim turned to Ron and said, "Ron, I'll catch up with you and the rest of the crew in 15. Miss Tans-A-Ton wants to waste more time with me."
"Okay, Kim!" Ron said with a smile, giving her a good-luck kiss.
"We'll meet you back at the truck, Agent." Betty said. "I'm sure Miss Rockwaller will give you a good chat."
The rest of the Global Justice team left with Tightlips and a few of Bonnie' servants.
Good chat? Yeah, right! A 'good chat' with Bon-Bon would be her ranting of having the latest fashions and bling that are way beyond my financial reach.
"What about us, My Queen?" Sharper asked. He, Sarah, Voe and Ten were all still in the room.
"You can leave with your friends, servant. It'll be just between me and K!" the Queen said to her longtime fan.
Sharper bowed once more to the Queen and turned to his friends. "All right y'all. We'll tend to the nitty-gritty of the ceremony itself and do the process. The Queen will take care of things from here!"
"Oooh! I'll get to handle the decorations!" Sarah squealed for joy.
"Yes...yes you will!" Sharper smiled.
"C'mon Boy... Maybe we can sweet talk Dezi into turning you back to normal. Your shedding has become unbearable." Ten said to Voe, petting him.
"That'd be great! I'm sick of eating wet dog food. And this freakin' flea collar! Where's my tie?" Voe complained, looking down at the lack of his favorite tie.
"Maybe ya left it while we was chasing Rufus!" Ten replied.
"Let's find it then...with Sharper leading the way, of course." Voe said.
Sharper look at Sarah and made the change of plans, saying. "We'll help find Voe's tie first...and THEN plan out the voting process for the Fannies!"
They all left the room, with only Kim and Bonnie standing.