In the mansion; Bugs was sitting in the living room watching Seinfeld.
The rabbit laughed.
"What is the big deal with repeats always on TV?" said Bugs.
He then laughed again.
"Oh, Jerry Seinfeld cracks me up, not as much as Groucho Marx though, but still." said Bugs.
Just then Rigby cam by and saw Bugs.
"Seinfeld?" said Rigby.
"Couldn't find any Marx brothers classics." said Bugs.
Rigby nodded.
"I see. Anywho, I just found out that Mordecai has a temporary job now." said Rigby.
"As what a stork?" Laughed Bugs.
"No, sheep bird." said Rigby.
Bugs chuckled.
"Sheep bird? That's something you don't see everyday." said Bugs.
"I know." said Rigby. "I hope he didn't Sheep up."
Bugs became confused and pulled out a script that said "Mordecai the Sheepbird" and started reading it.
"Sheep puns through out the whole fic? Okay I can deal with that." said Bugs.
He put the script away.
"And that doesn't bother you one bit?" said Bugs.
"Nope." said Rigby.
Bugs became confused.
"Why?" He asked.
"I've seen a lot of stuff at the park that happened to me and my friends there. Nothing surprises me anymore." explained Rigby.
Bugs nodded.
"Good point." He said.
Rigby did some thinking.
"Maybe I should get a job." said Rigby.
"Sheep on it." said Bugs.
A rim shot was heard followed by laughter before a hand gave Bugs an oscar award trophy.
Bugs looked at the readers and chuckled.
"I would like to thank the academy for this." said Bugs.
Rigby became confused.
"How do you get lucky all the time?" said Rigby.
Bugs pointed to his own feet.
"Rabbits feet." He said.
Rigby nodded.
"I see." said Rigby.
"And I don't even wear an amulet for it." said Bugs.
Rigby became confused.
"Amulet?" He asked.
"It's how people wear rabbits feet." said Bugs, "You ask me, that's the worst thing ever to happen to rabbits."
"Not as weird as that Captain Hook." saod Rigby
Cutaway Gag
In Neverland on the Jolly Roger; Captain Hook, Smee, and another pirate were looking at some of the Lost Boys.
"What do you want from us?" said one of the lost boys.
"You to join my crew or to walk the plank." said Hook.
The lost boys cheered.
"We'll do it." said one of the lost boys.
"Okay, now I just have one question." said Hook, "Is this a little odd right now?"
The pirates became confused.
"How so?" said Smee.
"Well, we're in a place where no one ages with children who could be very old this minute." said Hook.
The third pirate went to the edge of the ship.
"I'm out of here, mostly because I don't want to make a big deal about it." The pirate said before jumping overboard.
"At this day, it's a little weird to be kidnaping children, we could be becoming the next Michael Jackson." said Hook.
Smee jumped off the ship.
"How old are you anyways?" said Hook.
"13." said a lost boy.
"12." said another lost boy.
"46." said the last lost boy, "And now I'm seeing your point."
Then Peter Pan appeared and pulled his sword out.
"Alright Hook, time for the epic fight where the winner keeps the lost boys." said Peter.
"Take em, I don't need them anymore." said Hook.
Peter became shocked.
"Seriously?" said Peter.
"Yep, taking my chances with Tick Tock." said Hook.
He jumped into the water before tons of eating sounds were heard.
End Cutaway Gag
"Alright, but considering my rabbits feet, I've walked into casinos and managed to break the bank everytime." said Bugs.
Flashback
In Las Vegas; almost every casino was on fire.
Bugs Bunny who had a ton of wheelbarrels full of money was watching the whole thing.
"Eh, It was still worth it." said Bugs.
End Flashback
"I probably should get a job, maybe at a video game company. I did hear of this new place called Woodpecker Gaming that just started." said Rigby.
Bugs became confused.
"Who's running the place anyways?" said Bugs.
The next day; the two were in an office and looking at a chair before it turned around, revealing Woody Woodpecker.
"Guess who." Woody said before doing his signature laugh.