I don't own Naruto or Pokémon
Naruto The Father of Pokémon chapter 7
As the group was walking out of the forest three figures came out of nowhere before doing the most stupid introduction anyone has ever seen (you already know its Team Rocket) "stop right there and give us all your Pokémon" James says "yay they will be put to good use in Team Rocket
"So you're Team Rocket?" Naruto asks "well duh weren't you listening you stupid boy" Meowth says with a cat like smirk "well then my job is a lot easier for you see u am going to bring Team Rocket down" Naruto says before calling out Ace
"Yay and I want payback for trying to take my son's Pikachu" Delia says before calling out her know evolved Fearow (Naruto's and Delia's Pokémon are evolving from the constant torture/training and from battling each other) "well the twerp got some powerful friends" James said before calling out Koffing while Jessie calls out Ekans "Ace use dance of the Wind Goddess" Naruto yelled as Ace flew at his opponents and began the deadly dance of slicing leaving Koffing and Ekans with deep cuts covering their bodies as Ace came back Delia yelled "Fearow use iron wing then gust" and with that combination Team Rockets Pokémon where sent crashing into them knocking them on their asses before Naruto pulled a lot of rope out of nowhere and began tying them all up to a tree before pulling out a camera and taking their picture (like a mug shot) and saying with a smirk on his face "my colleges (his Pokémon children disguised as humans like in Pokémon heroes : the movie) will be here shortly to pick you up and question you for answers about Team Rocket" and with that Naruto and Delia recall their Pokémon and keep on heading out of the forest with Ash and Misty both following with looks of awe on their faces
"wow just wow" Misty says still in awe
"yeah I didn't know you were a detective Naruto
"huh oh yeah I guess you can call me that" Naruto says with a sheepish smile on his face
"hey what was that attack you told Ace to do?" Ash asks Naruto "oh that was just an old sword style that I pick up on in my travels" Naruto said which wasn't a lie since that is how he found the scroll with the sword style in it
"oh that's cool" Ash says before they all started to walk again until a kid dressed as a poor excuse for a samurai came out of nowhere pointing a sword at them to which Naruto ducked and kicked the kid in the gut before chopping him in the neck knocking him out and tying him up to a tree
"whoa that was a close one" Ash says sweating a little "yea what a weird kid better get his picture for the mug shot collection" and with that Naruto added the kid's picture to his criminal/wired people to look out for collection "now we wait for him to wake up
15 minutes later
"uh what hit me?" the kid asks in pain "that would have been me" Naruto says "why?"
"well I don't know maybe because you where pointing a sword at us in a threatening way" Naruto says his voice laced with sarcasm "oh well I am sorry about that it's just that I was looking for someone from Pallet town" the kid says
"why?" Naruto questioned "for you see I am Samurai and I will beat someone from Pallet the other people from that town have beaten me but I will beat you" Samurai says "well I'm not from Pallet but Delia-Chan and Ashy-Boy are" Naruto says getting a laugh out of everyone but Ash
"very well then I shall challenge both of you" Samurai yells to which Delia declines saying "sorry but I would just beat you so Ash you can fight him" and with that Ash throws out Pidgeotto while Samurai throws out a Pinsir to which ash loses when Samurai tell Pinsir to use tackle to which Pidgeotto is hit directly Pidgeotto return and go Metapod" "Pinsir brake Metapod in half" "Metapod harden" and with that Pinsir's pincer breaks making Samurai call it back go Metapod Samurai yells revealing another Metapod "Metapod maximum harden" both Ash and Samurai yelled at their Pokémon
3 hours of waiting for a Metapod to loose later
"oh come on this is the most stupid battle I have ever seen and I've seen stupid battles before" Naruto yells very annoyed and pissed until Delia starts to make out with him to calm him down "calm down honey the battle will end soon" Delia says "yes in my favor since you where to scared to face I can take on both of you" Samurai yells with a grin
"that's it go Nidorina use poison sting" and with that Metapod was poisoned (Samurai's Metapod that is) "now you can surrender or you Metapod will continue to suffer Delia says with a scary grin on her face
"I SURRENDER" Samurai yells worried about his Metapod "good here's the antidote to the poison"
"Delia that was… HOT!" Naruto exclaims kissing Delia with full force to which she blushes and kisses back
"MOM! Stop doing that in front of me" Ash yells with a disgusted look on his face before they hear buzzing " on no an angry swarm of Breedrill" Samurai yells before taking off with all his Pokémon shortly fallowed Naruto who picked up Delia bridle style and by everyone else with their Pokémon
10 minutes of running for you lives later
"we lost them" Naruto says not the least bit tired "uh Naruto can you set me down now" a blushing Delia says "awe but I like having you in my arms Naruto says with a grin "you can have that tonight Naruto" Delia say with a lust fill gin and a wink to which Naruto also grins and sets her down
"I am not even going to say how disgusting that was" Ash says before he realizes that they are at the end of the forest "hey guys we made it to the end of the forest"
"huh oh yea I guess we did" Misty says before they say goodbye to Samurai and head towards
Entrance to Pewter City
As they all got to Pewter city they decided to head to the Pokémon center to get their Pokémon healed before checking out the rest of the city ounce they get their Ash sees a Pokémon league poster and starts yelling about how he's going to be the champion "Ash to get in the league it says you have to beat 8 gym leaders and get their badge can you do that?" Misty asks with a grin on her face
"of course I can just you wait and watch" Ash yells "well then Ash you wouldn't mind some competition from me and Delia then would you?" Naruto asks him with a smirk "of course not I will beat everyone in my way" Ash declares of you say so but let's get some food while our Pokémon rest" Delia says with a smirk of her own
After they ate and Ash denied Misty's offer for help they stood at the entrance of Pewter city's gym "here we go" Ash says with confidence ounce they are inside they see Brok there watching them "and who might you all be?" Brok asks them "we are the people who are going to kick your but because we challenge you" Ash yells "so then you will be first" Brok says pointing towards ash
1 ass kicking later (same as in the show)
"So who's next?" Brok asks them having beaten Ash like it was nothing so Naruto steps up "I will be next" he says
"very well go Geodude"
"go Umi-Hime" Naruto yells revealing a gigantic Gyarados shocking Brok and Ash and scaring Misty "use water gun" and with that Geodude was out
"go Onix" Brok yelled before Onix was knocked out to by a water gun "you fought very well here is the gym badge now let my Pokémon heal and I will face you" Brok said pointing to Delia
1 hour of healing later
"are you ready mam?" Brok asks Delia who replies with a yes very well go Geodude"
"Go Nidorina"
And with that the battle started "Nidorina use scratch before using poison sting" Delia yells to which Bok yells for Geodude to dodge which he did but he couldn't dodge the poison sting "now use bite and throw Geodude into the air before hitting him with poison sting and with that Geodude was thrown up and hit with poison sting over and over until it passed out
"Geodude no" Brok yells running to his downed Pokémon to which Delia gives him the antidote to the poison to which Brok thanks her
All of a sudden a bright light surrounded nicotine and it started to evolve before into a Nidoqueen "yay you evolved I am so proud of you Nidoqueen to which Nidoqueen smiles the best it can "hmm very nice now go Onix" Brok says
And with that an Onix appears "you still good Nidoqueen?" Delia asked "Nido Nidoqueen" Nidoqueen responded ready for battle
"alright Nidoqueen use tackle then head butt" Delia says to which Nidoqueen does hitting the Onix over and over again "Now use iron tail" but the Onix got away by going underground "Nidoqueen focus on finding Onix through the vibrations in the ground Delia says to which Brok is impressed with but before that Onix appears from underground grabbing Nidoqueen in its mouth and tossing it up before using tackle to knock it out "Nidoqueen return, go Sneasel"
"Sneasel use dance of the Wind Goddess" and with that Sneasel began its deadly dance around Onix leaving deep cuts in it "now use ice beam to freeze it" and with that Onix was unable to move losing the match "Onix return you did good Delia here is the badge" Brok says handing Delia her badge
"well Ash it looks like you're the only one who didn't win at all today" Misty said to Ash as they walked back to their rooms in the Pokémon center "oh shit up Misty I will beat him" Ash says going to train while Naruto and Delia head to their room to "celebrate" in their words leaving a blushing and lonely Misty behind
Ash got training from a guy he met named Flint and he challenge Brok the next day and won like he did in the show and Brok decided to travel with them while Flint runs the gym but there was a slight problem with Naruto threatening to turn Brok into a woman in the most painful way if he flirted or look at Delia in a funny way