Amazingly enough our resident MILF lover located the bathroom even though he did get somewhat lost.
"Phew. I can't believe it takes this long just to get to the shower room. I can't imagine what Taichi has to go through to get to the bathroom in this topsy-turvy place!"
As he continued griping about how rich people live Gero didn't notice that someone else was in there, let alone a certain female who had just finished taking a shower.
Staring at the lithe figure with the modest boobs and only maid of the Kao family Gero gave her the up-down look before kind of liking what he saw. 'Now isn't the time to think that, I need to deal with this crisis!'
He did the only thing that never worked in this situation. "I'm sorry. I was told by Taichi this was the men's-"
A rather loud 'Eeeeeeek' came from the pink haired maid's mouth, putting Gero in a bewildered status. He didn't think any woman went 'eeeeek' anymore?
"PERVERT!" Akagi yelled at him and timed a decent kick to his face!
Gero recoiled at the foot slamming in his face as he brought a hand to his mouth.
"I think you broke a tooth; what the hell did you do that for?" He snapped at her irritated! The very fact that he ended up involved in this kind of situation baffled him. It was usually Ian doing this.
The maid gave her own glare of irritation as she responded with haste. "This is the woman's shower room; since you clearly are not a woman, that made you a peeping tom and thus you deserved to by kick by my feet." Akaki had taken nicely to being on the high horse.
'No woman's ever kicked me in the face before. Hell, women have shown me their boobs just to get my attention.' Gero thought trying to hide a lewd smile at the prospect.
Akagi raised an eyebrow. "How long are you going to be a nuisance in the Kou house? I honestly don't know what master Taichi sees in some ruffian like you!"
On cue Taichi appears and could tell right away some drama went down. "Is something wrong? I heard screaming and..."
He soon saw Akagi's face and she looked a little less peeved with her master present. "I'm sorry Akagi! I didn't mean to see you in the nude!"
The pink haired maid shrugged off his concern. "It's quite alright, master Taichi. This man was just trying to look at me in the bathroom but I straightened him out."
Gero looked put out by that accusation; it wasn't as if he was looking to scope out her body.
"Actually...I kind of told him the male shower room was in the right direction and he walked the wrong way, so this is really my fault."
Gero couldn't agree more as he nodded, arms crossed and everything.
"Then all is forgiven." She simply stated with understanding.
This isn't what Gero expected! It was time for the wrath of Gero-zilla! "No it's not! You kicked me in the-wait, why aren't you kicking Taichi in the face. He saw you buck naked as well!"
He turned to her and straight to Taichi.
The maid flipped her now somewhat long hair as she gave the facts to the ruffian. "I want Taichi to see me nude given he has had nosebleeds from seeing a girl naked and it's not good for my master to have these nosebleeds." She continued her snide rambling. "If this nuisance is going to be staying with us do we have to make some ground rules? Shouldn't he be sleeping outside? The Kou family mustn't have lecherous perverts in our home."
The teen looked put out by all these insults that he immediately spoke, "What right does she have to tell me how to live in someone else's house because I made one mistake?" "
Taichi tried playing peace maker as he spoke to his friend/teacher. "Gero...she's actually...you won't believe this...my sister."
If the fat woman could sing, she'd have belted out a high squeal. Gero turned to the maid-sister.
"Not by blood of course. She isn't my parent's daughter; before I was born my mother and father saved her in a different country and she has been repaying them by taking care of me like a maid."
Akagi turned to her brother and spoke while giving a sigh. "If this mongrel will stay with us than I need to know its name." She replied with a scoff.
"I'm a human not some mongrel. My name is Gero and it's very shameful to call me an 'it'." He responded with earnest.
She sneered. "Animals have no shame. You peeked on me when I was taking a shower so clearly you are a dog."
"We only talked for three minutes and already I hate you more than I can possibly care."
A bolt of imaginary lightning struck between the two as if they were rivals about to see who was top dog.
Giving a weary sight, Taichi spoke. "I don't have time for this. I have to be in my room studying if I want to get into Tokyo U."
Hearing that from her divine brother, Akagi stepped into maid mode and spoke to the person she disliked. "Is there something you want to ask me?"
Gero spoke with slight annoyance in his voice. "Yes, even though I hate myself for asking."
He gave a bow to Akagi. "Will you help me train in a dojo and play soccer?"
The pink haired maid didn't respond at first since she was expecting some snark. "Did the master say it was okay for you to use them?"
"Yes. It was the only thing that made me come to this terrible household."
A vindictive smile appeared on her lips. "Dojo, ten minutes."
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Gero soon arrived at the dojo and entered. He noted the nice wooden floor and expensive weapons on the walls until he saw Akagi, in her usual get up and pigtails.
"Why are you wearing your maid uniform in the dojo? Are those your only set of clothes?"
A brusque reply came from Akagi. "That's none of your business. What matters is that I am your teacher and you will do everything I say."
She soon appeared serious speaking out a command. "Now hit me in the face."
Gero appeared confused at what she said. "What?"
"You heard me. I want you to run towards me and punch me in the face." She challenged again not wavering.
He refused. "I'm not punching you in the face."
Akagi gave a haughty laugh. "I'm not surprised. Impotent men are too flaccid to hurt anyone!" She spoke.
Having enough of these insults, especially about being impotent (which no male ever wants to hear) Gero gave an attack yell and brought out his fist to punch her but Akagi saw through the pitiful move and grabbed him in some kind of hand lock making Gero yell in pain.
"You look like a kitten but you sound like a dog." She spoke with disgust. "My master Taichi has more strength than you."
To emphasize that she soon twisted his arm causing Gero to yell.
"You're breaking my arm!"
Snorting at him Akagi released him as Gero took a few steps back breathing heavily.
"Jeez, what the heck were you thinking?" He griped.
The maid spoke as if not hearing him. "The first approach to fighting someone is never punching them in the face. You're aiming at their field of vision where they can block any of your moves with a simple arm grab."
"You could have just told me instead of doing all that and almost breaking my arm!"
She dismissed his claim. "I want you to come at me and try to hit me."
"I'm not going near you. You're just going to get close to me and break my arm again."
Akagi's face didn't show emotion but made sure her voice had kindness in it. "I promise I won't lay a hand on you other than blocking your attacks."
Gero still felt iffy with what she said but ignored it and soon got in close with some punches which somewhat tired him out. Akagi continued drilling him like a Navy officer.
"You fight too slow; I can easily match this pace."
Gero threw a punch which she blocked and he soon tried a kick which ended up being blocked by the stalwart maid of Kou.
"Attacking without any strategy can be a good tool for fighting quickly, but in a battle between life and death if you don't pick the best way to take down your opponent quickly..." With those words she blocked another strike from Gero and got in close to whisper, "You die."
'This isn't working. Every time I try getting close to her she just blocks me. She's way too fast.'
He continued trying to figure a way to break through Akagi's defenses until he had a thought. 'But she's not the one with the skateboard.' He glanced at the skateboard he brought in when he arrived and sprinted towards his big break. Akagi wondered what he would do until she saw him bring it back with a proud smile.
"Skateboards are not allowed in a dojo!" She spoke with ire but Gero ignored that jab.
"This isn't a skateboard, miss. It's my greatest strength." Getting on the board Gero expertly utilized everything he knew about skateboarding and confusing the maid. Putting his hands to fists along with the speed he got a couple of jabs on Akagi's arms to her surprise before going for a straight punch to her face! The force of the blow dropped her like a stone and skidding across the ground.
Pumping his fist into the air Gero crowed as if a large crowd applauded his awesome performance. "Yahhhhhh! I beat you. Getting on that skateboard-"
SMACK!
A loud clapping sound echoed throughout the dojo as Gero was too stunned to notice the red mark left on the side of his left cheek. Bringing up a hand to the wound he saw that Akagi looked serious and her hair covered her eyes.
"Do you know why I slapped you?" She spoke quietly and in a fast pace.
Gero shrugged his shoulders. "I'd say because you don't like anyone male beating you in this dojo?"
Akagi's voice got loud as she answered. "Because you disobeyed what a dojo means and used a tool in it! A dojo isn't a place where you use tools."
Gero tried countering that claim with his own logic. "My skateboard isn't a tool. First it was nothing but a piece of wood and rough cover until I used it for my entire life and then it became my greatest weapon."
She gave him a glare of contempt. "Never use it again in a dojo. How do you plan to train people in a dojo if you don't even know what it means to stand in one?"
Gero didn't like being lectured but her words did have truth in them. He felt like a bastard now. Seeing him with that sad look made Akagi realize that even with all his bravado Gero was still a teenager.
Dusting herself off Akagi spoke to him in a calmer voice. "Also..." "
He turned to look her in the face.
"I'm going to beat you in soccer without letting you score a point on my net." She challenged.
"In your dreams!" Gero defiantly stated.
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"Again with the maid uniform; don't you have anything else to wear?" Gero asked when they arrived at the soccer field.
The maid of Kou answered. "Of course I do; I have five swimsuits, ninety shirts, five sweaters, fifty pants, and ten skirts." Even if she was a maid, Akagi made damn sure she had her essentials in order. It wouldn't be hard to imagine that Akagi also color oriented her wardrobe.
"Then why are you wearing maid uniform?" Gero spoke.
The pink pigtailed maid gave a feminine blush. "Master Taichi made it for me." She treasured what Taichi made for her and wouldn't allow this ruffian dog to ruin one of her outfits!
Giving a cocky grin Gero said, "Don't blame me when that thing gets dirty."
He gave a kick of the ball and they started.
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After about an hour the two had given everything they got and both were panting hard.
"That was a good game. What was the score again?" Akagi asked wiping her brow with a hand.
Taking some breaths Gero spoke. "You know what the score was."
Akagi shook her head. "No I do not; I don't keep track of the score. Can you please tell me?"
Gero rolled his eyes. "You're just going to throw it in my face and make a snide comment about me when I tell you."
Akagi rebuffed that statement like an expert defense attorney. "I am a member of the Kou house. We do not care about measly scores in a soccer game."
Gero relented. "You had fifteen points...I had zero. Are you going to say some bad remark or an I told you so?"
Akagi looked thoughtful at Gero before saying. "I'm not that kind of person." She walked by him but still talked. "But I did tell you I would beat you without letting you score a point on my goal."
Gero saw the look of triumphant glory on her face as she headed back to the mansion to freshen up.
The MILF lover could only say a single sentence. "I hate that girl."