Chapter 40 – Infiltration

(6:45pm, 15 minutes before the ceremony)

At the northern part of the access road, the WEE agent crawled through the forests, nearing the junction point where 18-wheelers usually came through. This area was lightly guarded with a barbed wire fence as opposed to razor wire and was one of the few areas in which said fence wasn't electrified. This was also the area in which it connected to the series of tunnels in which servants used in case of emergencies.

"Sir...should we bring out the distraction yet on the guards?" Iota Nine asked his superior.

"Not yet!" Gemini replied, "Once I give the signal, we will go to put the guards out of commission!"

(7:00pm, SB Plotline, while the Fannies were underway)

Ubel, Shego, and the Killer B's were hiding in their vehicle, which camouflaged into the bushes about a quarter-mile near the access road.

"Shego! Have you detected a weakness in the mansion?" Ubel asked.

"I'm getting a little impatient here!" KB One muttered

Shego, meanwhile, analyzed the property, "Ubel, there is no way in heck that we can get through those levels of security! Look at that! Lithuanian wolfhounds! Security guards all over the place! Electrified fences, razor wire! Some of this technology I have not even seen before! The electric fence is, luckily, non-lethal, but we're going run the risk of being caught?"

"Which entrance is the most secure?" Ubel wondered, "Every heavily-fortified complex has a weakness to it! And I, Ubel Drakken, intend to find it for the glory of Deviotix...but we only have 4 ½ hours left before I'm turned into meat for the lawyer lions...not literally, of course!"

"The front entrance is a no-go. Same with the back!" Shego confirmed. "The right side is awash too."

"What about the left side?" Ubel questioned, "Surely the weak point has to be there!"

"The only weakness on that side is an access road that leads to a tunnel system under the mansion. The owner more than likely uses that system for his or her servants to use cover during natural emergencies." Shego explained the schematics of the Rockwaller mansion. "It'll have to serve as our primary way in and out!"

Ubel gave an evil grin and said, "Then that's going to be the road we'll take. Shego, move the vehicle but keep the camouflage up. We don't want to be noticed.

Shego activated the radar-jamming uplink on her vehicle as well as the camouflage system. The vehicle moved as silently as it could to the access road, where they will observe the patterns of where the trucks come and go. She came up with a plan as they went along.

(7:13pm, SB plotline, Fannies up to best original character)

The USSN vehicle made its way to the last known position to where Ubel could have hidden. The tracer was beeping rapidly as it got closer.

"We should not be far now!" Agent Du said with confidence.

"Drakken has nowhere to hide now!" Kim boasted, anticipating that the place will be small with Ubel limited in space. She was wrong.

Kim was caught off-guard at what she was seeing. She rubbed her eyes and could not figure out which sight overwhelmed her the most: the sheer size of the 220 bedroom, 450 bathroom, three-floor mansion, the 100-foot tall golden state of her rival, or the fact that the entire facility was crawling with security detail that she has never seen before.

"No...no...this can't be where future Bonnie lives!" Kim gasped, jaw dropping.

"She must have like a trillion dollars or something!" Ron shouted. The Queen's actual worth was between $20 and $29 billion.

"There is no way we can bust down the front door!" Agent Du said. "We would be arrested instantly for a variety of crimes, more than that Ubel Drakken is doing!"

"Then we will have to go through the back door!" Kim said, thinking of another way to enter the Rockwaller mansion.

"It seems that whatever Drakken is coming after, it has to be here!" She peered through the bushes and saw the tracer. "Looks like we found the tracer...but no Drakken..."

"The man is trying to cover his tracks..." Agent Du observed, "Impressive...most impressive."

Kim then turned on the Kimmunicator. "Wade, I need you to analyze this mansion. Search for any potential break-ins that Drakken may utilize to gain access!"

"There is an access road not far from your location. It leads to a checkpoint that acts as a supply route for the property owner's servants." Wade explained, "That path then leads to a series of access tunnels..."

"...in which Drakken is going to use to steal that something for his machine!" Kim concluded.

"Since the tracer idea has been shot, how are we going to find Mr. Drakken in a mansion like this?" Ron whined.

"Wait...since Drakken is with the Killer B's, can you tap in the microchip that gives them the hive mind mentality?" Kim suggested, "It'll give off a signal while they are communicating to each other!"

"We follow them, and it'll lead us straight to the villain posse...and whatever Drakken is trying to steal for his machine of doom!" Wade replied.

"The only thing to do is for the villains to open us a hole so that we can sneak in." Kim said.

Although, she didn't expect which group of villains to sneak into the place.

(7:25pm, while the Fannies were at the Best Villain)

"Sir, shall we now commence with Operation Quarterback Sneak?" Agent Rho 11 asked. "Number One wants his device to be powered tonight!" They were about 50 feet from the entrance off the access road.

"Yes, we should!" Gemini replied, pointing to the piece of paper sticking out the guards' pants pocket. "That is our ticket to get into the mansion."

"But how are we going to get it?" Rho 11 questioned.

Gemini answered, "First, we need to knock out the guards and to knock out their systems as well. And I have exactly the perfect way to do it!"

He snapped his fingers. At that point, three scantily-clad female agents then approached the two guards in the small booth. The two guards were just hypnotized by their beauty while one of them grabbed the paper from the guard's pants pocket.

"Agent Kappa 10, activate the camera blackout virus while Nu 5 will activate her sleeping perfume through the ventilation system leading to the security room. Epsilon 19, shut down the motion sensors!"

Kappa 10 activated the virus to shut down the cameras while Nu 5's perfume seeped thru the ventilation shaft. Epsilon 19 took care of the motion sensors as well.
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Inside the security room, the guards started to notice the cameras going completely black.

"Huh? What's going on here?"

The sleeping perfume finally made its way through the air vents

"Guards, begin to sound the alaaaaaa..."

But before they could get to the alarm, they all collapsed to the floor, sound asleep.

The distraction agents also utilized the same sleeping perfume against the distracted guards, whom now have fallen asleep. One of these agents typed in the code, and the gates opened.

"Go! Let's move on through!" Gemini insisted, giving the signal.

Five 15-passenger vans and two 18-wheelers moved on through the gates. They disguised themselves as food supply trucks.

(7:35 pm)

Shego's car traversed on the access road leading to the entry way.

"Mr. D! Take a look at this!" Shego exclaimed, pointing to the sentry gate. She pulled the car to a complete stop.

"Huh? Let me see!" Ubel shouted. He got out of the car and heard the snores of the guards.

"Looks like someone did the..." KB One began.

"...dirty work for us!" KB Two ended the sentence.

"We should continue onwards to the tunnel system that should take us directly to the lab!" Ubel insisted.

He, Shego, and KB's One and Two headed back into the car into the bowels of the Queen's mansion.

7:25pm, outside the mansion.

Agent Trepid sighed, "Ughhh...this is so boring! When are we going to see some real action? We can't be stuck in this security booth all night long!"

Slam huffed, looking through the binoculars "I'll tell you when something finally happens, Agent Trepid!"

"Maybe someone will probably run over a squirrel!" Ken muttered.

Slam then gasped, seeing who was in the lead vehicle. "It's Gemini! And his agents of the Worldwide Evil Empire!"

Ken grabbed the binoculars from Slam and he confirmed the same thing.

"They must be doing something to try and disrupt the ceremony!" Ken exclaimed.

"We have to warn Dr. Director and Miss Rockwaller!" Slam agreed. "I'll get with Tightlips, and you will get with Dr. Director!"

"Ahead of ya, big bud!" Ken replied. He activated his communicator system and Slam activated his.

"Dr. Director, please come in! I need to inform you that we have visual on Gemini and the Worldwide Evil Empire on the premises, can you please respond?"

At the opera house, Betty activated her communication system but all she heard was static.

"Agent Ken Du, do you read me? This is Dr. Director...?"

"Hmm...don't tell me he's doing another crank call of his again..." she muttered to herself, "I'm going to write him up after this!"

"Anything, big bud?" Ken asked.

"Nothing!" Slam replied, "The WEE must've had a jamming device to interfere with our communication system."

"So...any ideas?" Ken questioned.

"The only other alternative we have is to personally go to the opera house to warn Dr. Director."

"That is an hour-long walk on the other side of the property!" Ken objected, remembering his tired feet from their first conversation when they first met Sharper.

"Then maybe we would get grilled by a congressional committee about failing to protect the lives of innocent people in there!" Slam said, offering a worst-case scenario for Global Justice.

"Good point!"

7:40pm, SB bible plotline, Fannies at Best Songfic

The USSN vehicle stopped at the checkpoint where the guards were asleep. Kim rolled down the window and observed the scene.

Ron got out and said, "Man...they're out light a lightbulb!"

"Obviously, this has to be the work of Mr. Drakken." Kim said before getting back to the Kimmunicator. "Wade, we need a complete layout of the mansion's tunnel system."

"According to my schematics, the tunnel system is normally used by her servants for natural disasters and as a supply route for food." Wade said.

"So Bon-Bon has a lot of mouths to feed! Big freaking whoop!" Ron mocked. Rufus also was rubbing his stomach.

"I have an emergency naco just in case!" Ron grinned, pulling out a Naco so that Rufus could eat it!

"Ron, this tunnel system is the villains' only way in and out!" Kim replied, "If it doesn't close on us, of course!"

"We also may have to sneak in using the stealth suits I have in the trunk of the car...standard issue for all top agents!" Agent Du said, pointing to the trunk.

I wonder if it is standard issue to shut your mouth. Kim thought to herself.

"We must continue onto the tunnel system and shut Drakken down before he escapes!" Kim said before all three of them jumped back into the vehicle.

Agent Du started the motor and the car headed deep into the heart of Bonnie's mansion.