Author's Note: Here you go, Hinata's not so innocent girl's night. This is completely unrelated to the story but for those of you that read the previous chapter and thought "What the hell happened?!" Well, this explains it. Hope you enjoy it and get a laugh!

Omake 1: Girl's Night

"Damn that girl's night at Ino's!"

One Month Ago

"Okay, okay. What's next on the list?" Tenten asked as she managed to get her laughing under control.

Ino suppressed another giggle and looked at the magazine article. "Hmm, let's see here. It says here that to make your breasts look bigger use a pushup bra to make them look perkier and add more cleavage. For a larger but more natural look try water, foam, or air padded bras."

"Well Hinata definitely doesn't need to worry about that." Tenten muttered causing Ino and Sakura to burst into laughter again and Hinata to blush in embarrassment.

"They're not that big Tenten." Hinata said quietly as she wrapped her hands around her chest.

"Oh please!" Sakura said jumping in. "What are they? Thirty-two, thirty-three D's?"

"…Thirty-six D." Hinata said as she lowered her head in defeat.

"DAMN GIRL!" Ino shouted causing everyone else to laugh but the Hyuuga heiress.

"Sh-Shut up Ino!" Hinata shouted wrapping her arms tighter around herself.

"Oh come on Hinata, other than Tsunade-sama you're like the most gifted kunoichi in the village." Sakura said exasperatedly.

"Yeah, now lemme see them!" Ino said with a small evil grin.

"W-Wha?!" Hinata said as she looked up in wide-eyed horror.

Before she could move Ino tackled her to the ground all the while laughing evilly.

"Let's see those beauties!" She shouted as she started to unzip Hinata's jacket.

"S-Stop it Ino!" Hinata stuttered out as she fought to keep her jacket zipped up.

"Come on guys give me a hand here." Ino said over her shoulder.

Sakura and Tenten took one look at each other before diving on top of Hinata as well laughing and screaming. Each wrestling a wrist into their control, Ino was finally freed up to unzip Hinata's jacket. After she had done so, all the girls gasped as they admired Hinata's very well endowed chest which seemed to press tightly against her dark blue shirt.

"Damn you weren't kidding!" Ino said after a moment. "And they're so perky for their size!" As she said this she poked Hinata in the chest a few times.

"Get off Ino!" Hinata shouted desperately as she managed to struggle out of Tenten and Sakura's grip.

"Okay, okay." Ino said as she got up and waved Hinata off.

Hinata knew that her friends were giving her a compliment despite the hard time, but she

still pouted nonetheless as she zipped her jacket back up and crossed her arms. Ino walked back over to the couch and picked up the magazine before plopping down.

"Let's see if we can't find something for Hinata in here then." Ino said with a smirk as she continued to read down the list. After a moment she gasped as a slight blush appeared on her cheeks. The others looked at each other in uncertainty, if it managed to make Ino blush then it was definitely racy.

"I never thought of that." Ino practically whispered to herself as she raised a hand to cover her mouth.

"What does it say Ino?" Sakura asked.

There was a moment of silence as the anticipation grew before Ino spoke. "This tip goes for any woman trying to impress her man and give him a surprise in bed. Try shaving your pubic hair around your 'downstairs' for a smoother and sexier look and feel."

Silence fell upon the girls as they all sat there processing what they had heard, each sporting a blush. "A smoother and sexier look and feel?" Hinata thought as she tried to picture herself actually doing that. "I wonder what Naruto-kun would think about it?" Suddenly Hinata's face flushed an even brighter red as she thought of the circumstances that would involve him seeing her like that. Unfortunately for Hinata it didn't go unnoticed.

"Well someone seems to be enjoying the idea." Tenten said with a sly smirk.

Hinata snapped out of her daze and looked up blushing like mad. "W-What are y-you talking about?"

"And there's the stutter, which can only mean one thing." Sakura said as she smiled knowingly as well.

Hinata shook her head violently as her blush grew even darker.

"Thinking about Naruto again Hinata?" Ino asked raising her eyebrows. "And judging by the blush I would venture a guess to say it wasn't innocent."

Hinata's eyes widened at being caught causing all the girls to laugh hysterically.

"Th-That's n-not what I w-was thinking a-about!" Hinata practically shouted as she waved her hands in front of herself.

"Then what were you thinking about?" Tenten asked curious.

Hinata stopped as she found herself at a loss of words. Her inability to answer the girls only fueled them on more.

Suddenly Sakura stopped laughing and looked at the rest of them with a sly smile. "What do you say we try it out?"

Tenten blushed, Hinata practically fainted, and Ino just smiled smugly.

"Who says I haven't already?" Ino asked.

Hinata looked at Ino in shock. "Y-You have?"

Ino was about to answer when a pillow hit her in the face.

"You just said you never would have thought of it! But if you had then I would have to say I always knew you were a slut." Sakura said in mock accusation.

"Well maybe I will now, I have to look and feel my best billboard brows." Ino said angrily.

Now it was Sakura's turn to get angry. "I look ten times better than you Ino-pig!"

"Fine!" Ino said standing up and looking at the rest of them. "How about a little beauty pageant then?"

"Fine, I'm in." Sakura said standing up.

"Count me in as well." Tenten said standing up too.

"A-Ano…I'll pass." Hinata said as she clutched onto a pillow and held it in front of her.

"Oh no you don't, you definitely have no say in this matter." Ino said as she grabbed Hinata and started dragging her out the door.

"Where are we going?" Tenten asked curiously as the other two followed.

"To the bath house." Ino answered with a smirk as they walked across the Yamanaka compound.

"The bath house? Why?" Sakura asked becoming increasingly worried.

"Because this pageant has special rules." Ino answered.

"Special rules?" Tenten asked warily as they entered the bath house.

"Yes, special rules." Ino said as they entered the woman's changing area and she closed and locked the door behind them. It was a large spacious area with benches on one side, a bar on the opposite wall, and between them a section of stalls for changing. "Well, more like just one special rule."

"W-What is it?" Hinata asked afraid of the answer.

Ino ignored the question and walked over to the bar that was on the side of the changing room. Opening up a cupboard, she pulled out four glasses and a bottle of what looked like very old sake. Pouring the glasses half way full, Ino carried them over on a small platter and passed them around to the girls.

"I propose a toast." Ino said raising her glass in the air and the others following suit. "To sticking together no matter what and achieving our dreams."

The others smiled at each other before clinking their glasses together and bringing the glasses to their lips. Everyone but Ino hesitated for a moment before swallowing the liquid. It wasn't that they never drank or that they weren't allowed too, it was quite the opposite actually. Whenever they had sleepovers they usually had a few glasses of something and age was never a problem. They were shinobi and therefore adults; old enough to kill, old enough to drink. What caused them to hesitate was that they felt like Ino was building them up for something. History had definitely proven that with the platinum blonde. They all coughed a little as the sake burned their throats on the way down.

"Kami Ino, how old is this?" Sakura asked as she patted her chest a little.

Ino shrugged. "Dunno, I think my parents got this as a wedding gift." Sakura was about to say something when Ino cut her off. "Okay on to the rule of this little contest."

The girls exchanged looks. "Only one rule?" Sakura asked warily.

Ino stood there with a smile on her face and a hand on her hip. "You got it. The one and only rule is…no clothes."

"WHAT?!" the other three shouted in unison.

Ino laughed maniacally. "What? We're friends and all women. It's not like we haven't seen each other naked before at the hot springs."

"This is different though." Tenten said slightly unsure.

"Oh come on, we have nothing to be ashamed of!" Ino said exasperatedly as she threw her hands in the air.

Hinata had instinctively crossed her arms in front of her chest. She didn't really want her friends judging her; she got enough of that from her father at home. Besides that, she would be naked and being judged for her physical appearance. If there was one thing she was not comfortable with it was her body. She came out of her thoughts to hear Sakura and Ino arguing.

"Oh come one Sakura, stop being such a baby! Tenten said she'd do it." Ino said as she reappeared with their glasses refilled and handed them to everyone. Hinata clung to her glass as if it were her only chance for survival, and when it came to hanging around Ino it usually was.

"Tenten didn't even say anything yet!" Sakura yelled.

"Which is like an unspoken yes. I mean if you're too afraid to show off those little mosquito bites then I guess I would understand." Ino said with a smug smirk.

The change in Sakura's demeanor was almost instant. "You're only two sizes bigger than me Ino-pig! TWO SIZES!"

Ino laughed and took a sip of her drink. "Yeah, two sizes smaller."

This caused Tenten to giggle and Hinata couldn't help but let a small smile escape. To the untrained eye it looked as if Ino was just giving Sakura a hard time but the reality was Ino was working her subconsciously until she said yes. Sakura was doing her best to defend herself though.

"What about Hinata?" Sakura said pointing to the midnight blue haired kunoichi. This caused Hinata to involuntarily take a drink of sake.

"What about her? Ino asked with a shrug.

"Hinata doesn't want to do that kind of thing!" Sakura shouted at her.

This somehow struck a nerve in Hinata. "I don't want to do this? Has it gotten to the point that I can't even speak for myself?" She felt her face start to flush from the sake as she took another sip and her eyes drifted to Sakura for a moment. "You have everything; confidence, beauty, Naruto…" Hinata's thoughts trailed off as she thought of her blonde haired crush. Suddenly she felt a fire strike up inside of her and it began to spread throughout her body.

Quickly throwing back the last of her drink Hinata spoke. "I'm perfectly capable of speaking Sakura."

Sakura looked over at her usually shy friend in surprise. "I know but-"

"No buts-" Hinata interrupted. "I think it would be rather fun to take part in this contest."

All of the girls stared at Hinata in pure shock. Sakura's mouth hung open, Tenten pinched her leg, and Ino bit her lip. After realizing that Hinata had actually said those words Ino crossed her arms and looked at the other two.

"Well that makes two." She said with a smile.

Tenten looked at Hinata then her drink, shrugged, and then downed it. "What the hell, I'm in."

Ino then looked at Sakura expectantly.

Sakura's shoulders sagged as she sighed. "Get me another drink." she muttered in defeat.

Ino squealed before clapping her hands together and taking Sakura and everyone else's glasses and refilling them for a third time.

"Okay so we all have five minutes to prepare." Ino said as she handed everyone their drink as she went over the guidelines. "Do what you want; anything goes as long as you have no clothes on. Everyone got it?" The girls nodded and they each took a separate stall to prepare in.

Hinata stepped into her stall and locked the door behind her. "What to do, what to do?" she asked herself as she looked the very accommodating stall. There was a small shower straight ahead of her for rinsing off as well as shampoo, conditioner, and scented oils. There was a small bench for sitting down to the right of her and a full body mirror hung on the back of the door directly behind her. "Hmm, I wonder what the others are doing to prepare?" she asked herself. Silently she activated her Byakugan to sneak a peek on the other girls. She blushed at the fact that she was spying on her friends while they were naked but she wanted to see what they were up to.

Ino was staring at her pubes with a razor in hand as she seemed to be debating whether or not to shave herself. After a moment she shrugged and started to shave but Hinata could tell she had no intention of going completely bald. Tenten seemed to be in the same predicament but unlike Ino she resorted to just trimming. Hinata then turned her attention to Sakura and what she saw made her laugh out loud. Before she could stop herself she spoke so everyone could hear her.

"Sakura, no matter how much you rub them they aren't going to get any bigger." Hinata said laughing.

Sakura froze as her eyes widened. "Damn it Hinata! Stop using your eyes!" she shouted angrily after she recovered.

"Someone a little desperate to beat me?" Ino asked laughing at Sakura.

Sakura scowled at the girls as they laughed at her.

"Okay Hinata, stop using your eyes to spy on us or else I'll tell Naruto your secret." Ino threatened. Hinata's eyes immediately shut down as a small shiver passed through her. "Finish up guys, two more minutes." She warned.

Hinata finished her glass of sake and stripped down. Her head felt light and she could feel her judgment slipping. She stared at herself in the mirror and couldn't help as her eyes traveled down to nether region. "Maybe if I was a little drunker I would."

Hinata knew she wasn't that drunk, she hadn't even started swearing which was a telltale sign. She sighed and turned around when suddenly Hinata like she had hit a wall, and she started to sway so she grabbed onto a shelf for support. "Oh shit, that came out of nowhere." She thought, and then she paused as she shook her head at how sudden it hit her. "Kuso…" She glanced one more time at her pubes, looked over at the shelf to see a razor on it, and then shrugged. "Fuck it." She thought as she grabbed the razor and cream and started shaving it off. Before she knew it she was done, of course it went fast when she didn't have to worry about being careful not to shave too much off.

Hinata wiped herself down and turned around slowly to look at herself in the mirror. "Oh kami, what have I done?!" she asked herself as her eyes widened in horror. Before she could do anything though Ino's voice ripped her away from her thoughts.

"Okay guys time to see who the best is! Come on out!"

She could hear the others unlock their doors and walk out, all the while laughing nervously and teasing each other. She continued to listen to them as they complimented each other and ogled over certain aspects of each other. That didn't last long when they realized someone was missing.

"Hinata! Get out here right now!" Ino demanded.

"Yeah Hinata, you got me into this!" Sakura shouted in agreement.

Hinata stood there with her hand on the door knob shaking. Attempting to calm herself, she took a deep breath and closed her eyes. "Okay, let's just get this damn thing over with." Unlocking the door, Hinata opened it slowly and stepped out.

Ino had done her hair up in pig tails, lathered herself down in oil to make her skin shine, and had shaven herself into a thin landing strip. Tenten had let her typical buns fall, which allowed her brown hair to cascade in waves just below her shoulder blades. Sakura had shaven herself into a landing strip just as Ino had done but not as thin. However, they all paled in comparison to Hinata as they turned their attention to her.

Ino, Tenten, and Sakura's mouths practically hit the ground when they saw Hinata step out of the stall. Their eyes went down, then up, then back down again. Hinata stood there uncomfortably with her left arm behind her back holding her right arm as a faint pink blush dusted her cheeks, half from the attention and the other half from the alcohol. Her midnight blue hair fell over her right shoulder gracefully and hugged her side as it traveled down her curvaceous body to just above her waist line. Her soft pale skin seemed to have an aura about her that made her look as if she was glowing. Her pink nipples on her massive yet perky chest practically jumped out compared to her pale skin and seemed to almost stand out as much as her dark hair did. However, what drew the most attention to the girls was Hinata's newly landscaped front lawn.

"Oh my god, you actually shaved it…" Ino whispered in shock as she continued to stare.

"How does it feel Hinata?" Tenten asked as she too was having a hard time looking anywhere else.

"I f-feel like an i-idiot for doing it." Hinata stuttered slightly from all the unwanted attention.

"Yeah," Sakura said next, "but it looks so…"

"…Sexy." Ino finished for her. She continued to stare as she walked towards Hinata. "It really does look so soft…and smooth…" As she got closer she held out her hand slowly, Hinata just froze in fear. "I wanna touch it." She said in an almost daze like state.

"INO!" Sakura yelled as she smacked away Ino's hand. "What the hell's wrong with you?! Are you that drunk?"

Ino shook herself out of her daze a blushed like mad. "S-Sorry, I don't know what came over me." She looked at Hinata who was also blushing like crazy. "Sorry Hinata, I didn't mean to make you so uncomfortable."

Words failed her so Hinata simply nodded her head to show she accepted the apology.

Ino then looked at Sakura and Tenten and smiled. "Well, I think we know who the winner is." The others nodded as they smiled at each other.

Ino looked back at Hinata who had her head down. "Congratulations Hinata, you're the sexiest kunoichi here!"

"Nani?!" Hinata practically shouted as she looked up with a blush and her eyes filled with surprise.

"Oh come on, just look at you!" Ino said as she rolled her eyes. "You have gorgeous hair, curves that any girl would kill for, a rack any guy would kill for, and now you're sporting probably the most beautiful vagina I've ever seen!"

Sakura and Tenten blushed at what Ino had said but nodded in agreement.

Hinata stood there in shock from the compliments. "Wh-What about you guys? You're much prettier than I am." she said in as she hung her head slightly.

"Please, all I have is curves. That's it." Tenten said.

"All I have is a well maintained downstairs." Sakura add as she pointed to her little pink landing strip.

"And all I have is long hair and big tits." Ino said last. "It would take combining all three of us together to get your natural beauty Hinata."

Hinata couldn't help but smile at her friends as a few tears threatened to spill from her eyes. "You guys are the best!" she said as she pulled them all into a big naked bear hug.

On the other side of two, two white haired shinobi froze mid drink at a bar and looked at each other.

"Somewhere, something beautiful just happened." Kakashi said.

A tear fell from Jiraiya's eye as he pulled out his notebook. "I will not let this moment be lost!" he shouted as he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

"What do you say we take a hot bath and finish off that bottle?" Hinata suggested as she let go of the girls and grabbed the bottle of sake.

"I'm in!" Tenten said smiling.

"Same here!" Sakura joined in.

"I don't know guys…" Ino said somewhat hesitant.

The girls stopped and looked at Ino in surprise.

"What's wrong Ino, upset that you lost?" Tenten asked with a grin to which Ino just scowled at her.

"No, she's probably just jealous of Hinata's rockin' body." Sakura said grinning as well which got her a glare.

"Nah, she's probably just pissed that her carpet doesn't match the drapes." Hinata said somewhat slowly as she took a sip from the sake bottle.

Tenten and Sakura fell to the floor laughing as Ino stared at Hinata in horror before covering herself up and blushing.

"Sh-Shut up Hinata!" Ino shouted in embarrassment.

"Awe, it's okay Ino." Hinata taunted. "How about a new contest?" she suggested. "First one shitfaced wins." As she said this she waved the bottle of sake out in front of her with a mischievous grin.

Tenten managed to get herself under control and spoke through gasps of breath. "Well it looks like we've already lost Hinata."

Hinata rolled her eyes before taking another swig from the bottle. "Please…I'm sotally tober."

The girls looked at each other before losing it again and making their way to the hot bath. Ino simply smiled and laughed as they drank away the rest of night. Hinata may have beaten her in their little contest and gotten the last joke in, but she had a feeling come tomorrow it would be Ino who had the last laugh.

Hinata woke up with a splitting headache and a strong urge to relieve her stomach of its contents. Stumbling around Tenten, Ino, and Sakura she quickly made her way to the bathroom before vomiting into the toilet.

"Never again…" she mumbled to herself in pain over and over again until the nausea had passed for the time being.

Standing up slowly, Hinata made her way over to the sink to brush her teeth and rid herself of the bitter taste of stomach acid in her mouth. Looking at herself in the mirror she saw that she looked paler than usual and had dark bags under her eyes. "Well don't you just look gorgeous." she thought to herself sarcastically. Deciding she needed a shower, Hinata turned on the water in the tub and then switched it over to shower before quickly stripping down. Stepping into the shower she allowed the soothing hot water to run down her body and start to wash away the hangover. As she stood there, Hinata ran her hands over her body to make sure all areas were wet before she started to lather herself up with soap. Her hands ran down her stomach further and further until her hands froze when her fingers informed her that something was missing. Looking down she couldn't help but gasp at what met her eyes.

"EEEEEE! WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!" She screamed in shock and horror.

On the other side of the bathroom door Ino, Sakura, and Tenten rolled on the floor laughing as they listened to Hinata discover her drunken mistake.