An entire chapter where you get to see what Sakarea is like in school. I wouldn't say it's funny but at least it will make you feel sorry for some characters in this story.

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The next morning Gero woke up feeling rejuvinated. He soon washed off, brushed his teeth and put on his patented clothes for the new day.

'I always feel so tired even though I slept six hours yesterday' Gero thought as he smelled something nice coming from downstairs.

His stomach gave a rumble. "Smells like Akagi's making a big break fast for everyone." He stated quietly going down stairs.
Soon he saw an assortment of breakfast food that made his mouth water. As he pulled up a plate Gero felt something off and turned to see Sankarea eating, with another surprise she was wearing.

"Wait a minute. Why is Sankarea wearing a uniform?" He asked to no one in particular.

The pink haired maid answered without even glancing in his direction doing her maid duties. "Sankarea is going to high school today, stupid."

That didn't sound right to Gero. "High school; I thought she was here to find Ian?"

Bubbly girl chirped out a response. "I'm a young girl. I need to be in school so I can learn what I want to be when I grow up."

He scratched his hair in exasperation. 'She looks a tad bit of the age limit...especially with those milk jugs!' " Yeah, but this is a high school of Japanese students. Weren't you born in America?"

"I can go to whatever school I want. I've practically got the top marks in my old school!" She proudly stated giving a toss of her long white hair and her boobs gave a jiggle.

Knowing he wasn't going to win this battle of the sex Gero sat his butt down and grabbed some pancakes before speaking to Taichi.

"Hey Taichi, want to play soccer with me against Akagi after school?"

"I have to spend all day in the library for getting bad marks in my last test." He declined depressingly.

"Erina? Tamura?" he asked the siblings.

"We have track and field after school." Both the siblings said. They still got along in general standards.

Gero soon turned to the pigtailed maid who continued ignoring him. "Oh well then it's me and Akagi-"

"I have dry cleaning today ruffian!" She retaliated and left with the click of her nice heels and swing of her narrow waists as if she were a mermaid with a beautiful voice.

"Where did my friends go?" Gero asked as he looked to the heavens waiting for an answer that would not get answered.

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April 4

A teacher stood in front of his class as if finishing up the morning tutorial.

"Tests will be handed out at the end of class. I say every one of you have done an excellent job in the test."

Some random lemming student spoke as if relieved pumping his fist in the air. "Yes!"

"Quiet down please. We have a new student today."

As soon as he said that a buxom teen bounced in there. Guys eyes widened with shock at the hotness that appeared in their mists while girls gave a scowl.

"Sorry for barging in, but in my school a new student sits in a desk before they introduce themselves." Sankarea spoke with excitement as she found a sit.

A boy speaks. "She's pretty."

An otaku soon says something whispering to the classmate. "She's even prettier than the heroines in my video games."
Sankarea soon got up and spoke to the class. "I want to thank the school for letting me come here at such short notice. Unfortunately my time here will be limited because once I find the man I've been looking for I'm taking the first plane back to America. Don't try to be friends with me or leave me letters because you'll just end up hurting yourselves."

At that speech most of the guys in the classroom had a cloud of doom over their heads. The ladies on the other hand celebrated like it was 1999 (in their heads).

The teacher appeared bewildered by that but continued the class and soon it the class was over.

"Amazing job in class, Sankarea. You not only solved all the problems on the board, you answered everyone's question about the next test."

Sankarea gave a cute giggle. "I do my best!" She chirped and bounced out to head to the gym.

After some minutes Sankarea soon found the field where the cheerleading squad was practicing. She soon introduced herself to the instructor.

It was a woman with short brown hair with glasses and wore a tracksuit. "Yes, can I help you?"

"I need some activity to help keep myself in shape. Can I try out for the cheerleading squad?"

The cheer instructor rubbed the back of his head. "We kind already have a team for the cheerleading squad. Come back for tryouts next year."

Sankarea looked momentarily depressed before speaking. "Sorry for bothering you…" she started trudging off until the instructor called her back.

"But one of our girls is sick today. Perhaps you can try taking her place today."

A smile like the bright sun dawned on her lips. "Cool. What position was she in?"

"She was the one who always was in the air or on top of the elevator. She did all the dangerous parts of the cheerleading team."

Sankarea liked the sound of that. "No problem. I can do it."

The instructor pointed to the girl's locker room and handed her the cheer outfit.

The head queen bee soon appeared, she had her brown hair in a ponytail and had a snobbish attitude. "Like who is she?" She asked her fellow squad member.

A girl spoke. "She's in my class and has just moved here apparently."

Sankarea soon returned and as she ran her boobs jiggled. "Hello girls. Ready to do some stunts together?"

Loud tiger noises erupted in the minds of the cheer leaders at seeing this bouncy girl of fun. No way in hell this would stand. This was a cheer-ocracy and they would overrule her ass in a New York minute!

Sankarea starts stretching before the instructor puts on the music.

(Bring it On beginning theme, "We are Cheerleaders" starts)

The buxom beauty struts like a model on a runway, moving her arms to the beat of the music in sync. She spreads her arms with the pompoms and starts doing various moves mixed with gymnastic and minor strip dance moves that the other cheerleaders found shocking. She continued with her stunts as she did some back flips and landed with the grace of a swan! To finish she flipped in front of the cheerleaders and flipped her hair in dramatic fashion and gave a wink.

(Theme ends)

The gym stared in silence at what happened before all of the girls applauded what Sankarea did. As the compliments came in full charge Sanarea smiled as the instructor called them in.

"Good practice y'all, now it's time to pack it in." The girls gave their last acknowledgements to Sankarea as they went to the locker room.

"Stay." Was all she said as Sankarea walked to the instructor. "That was really impressive but dangerous things you did. I think you're very athletic, but I don't think being a cheerleader is the right position for you."

Sankarea gave a placid smile. "Thanks for telling me. I want to tell you something as well. I never wanted to be in your little cheerleading squad anyway!" She stated with a flippant attitude that would do the blonde girl from Mean Girls proud.

"I only came to this place because I was bored. So I'll be seeing never. Peace out!"

And with that she moved her high ass out of there as if she were too hot to trot.

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In some random club room some nerds were discussing some important business.

The first otaku, named Soma with black hair started talking. "This AV video is awesome. It's when this idol was young and very amateur, but her milk jugs are still huge!"

A second otaku, whose name was Yoshitsugu with brown hair agreed with his brethren. "Agreed bro, I hear when you watch it the girl makes a face that will make you happy for the rest of your life."

The third member, Matsuoka with a bowl haircut and black hair, soon spoke instructions on would have the video. "We have to take turns watching this; Sōma on Monday's and Tuesdays, then Yoshitsugu on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and last Matsuoka on Friday and Saturdays. On Sunday's I'll put it in its case and take it to school."

As that plan was being said, Sankarea abruptly opened the door which shocked the sex depraved otaku to their core! "I see this is the geeks and freaks club than?" She smirked and snatched the DVD away as if she were a hawk capturing its prey.

Matsuoka exclaimed! "You can't take that away. That belongs to us and you're only the new student!"

The others agreed but the buxom girl shook her head.

"I may be a new student, but do you think the teachers care when I show them what you brought to school?"

Tossing her hair and giving a cunning glare the boys lost their nerve.

"You'll get this back when you graduate. Ta-ta boys and if you ever want to have naughty thoughts to grease your poll, think of me, will you?" She walked off.

Only one thing could be said by the otaku crowd.

"Aww man!"

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"I never thought I'd say this, but that's some good graffiti!" Sankarea said to the guy as her new location was on the other side of the school. "But spraying graffiti is against school rules. I'm afraid I have to report you to the principle."

The delinquent teen gave a snort. "That ass-wipe principle; good, tell him I sprayed this graffiti on the wall because I want everyone to know how bad of a person he is!"

Sankarea kept a composed face as she smiled all knowingly which irked the teen. "You think your principle is worse than mine?" She asked him.

Being pissed he scoffed. "And what kind of guy was that?"

She spoke honestly. "First the principle was blackmailing students and having sex with them even though he was married. Then he made them marry his overweight cousins!"

This put the male teen on pause as she continued the tale.

"I didn't really care he was doing it until he tried to make one of my friends their bride, so I recorded proof of him and gave it to the police."

"Damn what are you some kind of detective?" the boy asked in amazement. "And was your next principle very bad?"

Sankarea smiled with irony and said, "Actually he was a good guy, but married to two different women. One is his Irish wife who's thirty years old and has two boys and the other is a high school girl." The smile didn't leave her face as she was befuddled by the foundations of men. "Why are men so infatuated with high school girls when they're old? I always wonder…"

As she spoke she got closer to the teen and had mischievous smile dawned. "You know I bet I can create better graffiti than you."

Looking non-plussed the boy asked, "If you use graffiti than wouldn't you get in trouble for it like me?"

She gave a wink. "I'm going to do mine on paper." Shaking the can she did just that.

"One spray of graffiti is enough to turn that page into one color." The teen spoke with astonishment.

Finishing up her piece of art, Sankarea spoke. "Then this shouldn't be a problem now. I'll tell you what, I'll bed you for three hours and play it like the movie Misery. But if you win I'll let you experience the best sex your life. My scent will be burnt in your eyes so you never forget me."

After minutes of finishing the winner was decided.

"I guess you were right; the paper does change into only one color." Sankarea stated impressed. "Let's head to the toolshed.

And that's where they headed. Is this Sankarea's step to romance? (nah) but find out what happens next time.