Weiss Reacts to Beginnings, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Firstly, thank you guys so much for all the support- it feels a bit weird writing a sequel to a story for once- and I have just got to say that I love you all!

Secondly- oh, wait, I forgot. Eh, I'm sure I'll remember it eventually. So, on with the love interest abduction-and-Incubator-hunting-fest that is the Reactsverse! Enjoy this slightly less crappy than usual chapter!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Zwei would secretly have his own weapon to kill Grimm with (a knife, because Koromaru).

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners (I would make an unfunny joke here, but too many franchises and I'm saving them for possible Reacts fics. And yes I'm looking at you Persona and Fire Emblem.)

Slowly, the day passed by as Blake made her preparations to lead the annual Incubator Patrol- colloquially known as the Annual Kyubey Hunt- and darkened to sunset.

Students were filling out of the buildings on campus to head out to Vale to enjoy the nightlife, or to party around other people's dorms.

This, understandably, was a ripe hunting ground for Incubators, the devious little creatures they were, and so Blake had wisely calculated her starting the hunt at this time. And no, it was most definitely not because she had decided to take a nap after spending two hours playing Terraria and League of Legends, most certainly. Assuming so would be unmanly.

The catgirl sighed, lying in the cockpit of Neko-Lagann and waited for her fellow Kyubey-hunters; Nora, Ren, Minako, Yang, Ruby and, surprisingly, Cinder, who loved taking part in the Incubator Patrol- petting her pet Beowolf Cerberus. The Grimm nuzzled his bony head into Blake's hand, happily yapping.

"You're an adorable little Grimm." Blake cooed. "Who's my adorable little representation of shadow? You are, yes you are!"

Cerberus just barked happily, hanging his black tongue out.

Suddenly, Nora, clad in a full set of what looked to be golden armor, with a winged helmet and runic text engraved all over it, and Ren, dressed in a black longcoat, appeared nearby and Blake looked over at them.

"Ah! My fellow Incubator hunters!" The catgirl greeted them. "You guys know where everyone else is?"
"Yang and Ruby were coming, last I saw, and Minako was right behind us." Ren stated, checking the load on his StormFlower and patting the pastry launcher on his back.

"And Nora, what's that armor for?"

Nora saluted her proudly. "I'm wearing this to honor my ancestors in Valhalla! I dedicate this hunt and the spoils to my grandmother! May she be treated well in Odin's halls!"
Ren sighed. "She's been talking about that all day."

Blake pumped her fist triumphantly, proud to have at least one other person attempting to be manly. "FOR MANLY PURSUITS!"

Following them shortly were Minako, clad in what appeared to be a maid costume, Ruby and Yang- thankfully in their normal clothing-, tailed by Zwei, and Cinder, who appeared to be wearing a military uniform, on a deep red motorcycle of similar make and model to Yang's BumbleBee; the PumpkinBike, she called it, for it had a small stylized pumpkin sticker on the front.

Otherwise, said bike had nothing to do with pumpkins.

Ren chuckled at Minako, noting her dress. "Any reason why you decided wearing a maid costume was a good idea?"

"Eh." The brunette shrugged. "It's got pretty good defence. I mean, not my best piece of armor, but it's enough to take on a dirtbag like Kyubey."

"Riiiiiight." Ren nodded slowly, not comprehending why Minako had to wear a maid outfit- if she wanted to be a walking fanservice scene, surely there were better uniforms to wear?

Ruby and Yang hoisted their weapons and several nets to trap their prey. "Hey. Blake, hope you don't mind, but we brought Zwei around for the hunt."
"Think he might smell him out." Yang explained. "Also, just to make sure he knows to sick him when he sees him."
"Pipipipipi!"

"Huh?" Ruby looked to her left to see Vivi, dragging along a tiny saddle and riding crop.

"Oh. Hi, Vivi!"

"Pipipi!" Vivi waved at her.

Blake scratched her head. "Vivi? Why're you here? I thought you'd be with Velvet."
Vivi sighed. "Pipipipi, pipipi pipipi pipi piiii pipiiii pi." explained the plushie clearly.

"Eh. Probably just trying to kidnap Weiss and fail again." Yang shrugged. "No threat, really. And sure, you can ride Zwei!"

"Pi!" Vivi smiled happily and slung her saddle on Zwei's back. The corgi lowered himself to allow Vivi to ride on his back, as Vivi took out her large mallet, which somehow didn't weigh them both down.

Cinder took out some sunglasses and popped them on, revving up her motorcycle.

"Well? Who's ready to go coobie hunting?"

"Oh, oh!" Nora raised her hand. "Me! Me!"

Blake slipped on her own triangle shades, before turning to her unmounted allies. "You guys got a ride?"

Yang took out her keys and clicked a small button on it. Within seconds, the BumbleBee drove to her side, ready for her to ride. The brawler climbed on to it, followed by Ruby.

"Woo! I get to ride on your bike!" Ruby cheered happily.

"Just don't touch this if I'm not anywhere near it, okay?" Yang cautioned her. "I'm not particularly fond of seeing my bike or my sister flat as a pancake."

Minako pulled out a foldable bike, while Nora shrugged. "Eh, Renny here doesn't trust me with any vehicles!" She pouted at her boyfriend.

"I'm a trickster, not a murderer. I don't think crashing into every pedestrian we see qualifies you as a trusted driver." Ren remarked.

Nora crossed her arms, pouting. "Hmph! Meanie."

Blake sighed. "Just climb in. You can have your passive-aggressive argument later."

Vivi raised her mallet in anticipation of the hunt. "Pipipipi!" She slapped Zwei on the side with a miniature riding crop and rode off ahead of the main hunting party. Cinder rode after her, followed by Minako on her bike.

Yang revved up her bike. "Well, Ruby, it's time to get hunting."

"Hm...I'm kinda suspicious." Ruby rubbed her chin, thinking. "Why's Vivi here instead of Velvet? You think Velvet's trying something stupid?"
"Eh. It's probably nothing." The brawler responded. "Now quit worrying! I wanna go spear Kyubey already!"

Meanwhile, Weiss and Jaune sat alone in RWBY dorm. Their respective teams had left them for the night to go Kyubey hunting, and so with a lack of other things to do, the pair decided to sit together in RWBY dorm, watching DustTube videos and drinking hot chocolate.

"Mmmmm!" Jaune nodded with approval. "This hot cocoa's nice. You make it?"
"Mhm." Weiss nodded, smiling proudly. "Special Schnee blend and my own recipe. Pretty tasty, huh?"
The knight licked his lips, before thinking for a couple of moments. "Is that...cinnamon?"
"Just a dash."
"Huh." The knight laughed. "Never thought you were the kind to cook or make anything edible. Or drinkable."
Weiss glared at him. "O-Of course I can cook, y-you idiot! I just...don't want to!"
"We'll see about that soon enough..." Jaune sighed, chuckling.

"What's that supposed to mean, you moron?"
"Yang kinda told me you were a terrible cook."

The heiress clenched her fist. "That stupid idiot...and it was ONCE I gave everyone food poisoning! Once! If anything, she and NORA are untrustworthy with food! Giving me that stupid dream..." Weiss grumbled.

Meanwhile, just one floor up, Velvet and Pyrrha listened in to their discussion with a stethoscope, paying rapt attention.

"...you think Ruby, Yang and Blake are gone yet?" Pyrrha inquired.

"Positive." Velvet nodded. "They'll have long gone on patrol. Now, we'll move quickly and quietly, you got that?"

Pyrrha stood up, going over to the table where they'd placed their love interest capturing equipment: several burlap sacks, sleeping Dust, rope, and good old fashioned nets, as well as sorbet and plushie sharks to bait Weiss, and cupcakes and burgers for Jaune. She gave them one more check before nodding to her partner.

"We have everything we need."
"Good." Velvet giggled crazily, rubbing her hands with glee.

"You'll see, Vivi! Tonight, I WILL have Weiss-sempai to myself! I'll win this time! No Yang to stop me, no Blake to get in my way, no pesky Ruby- tonight, Weiss-sempai will be all mine!"
Pyrrha nodded. "A-And Jaune-kun will be all mine to cuddle..."

"Hm. Those fools are on Kyubey duty..." Velvet rubbed her chin. "Say, Pyrrha. Why doesn't Kyubey go after you? You seem like the kind of person he'd want to contract."
"He tried...but then I tried to stab him with a spear and Nora tried to eat him, because he smells like pancakes, apparently." Pyrrha chuckled darkly.

"Ah." Velvet looked away. "I see."

The bunnygirl picked up one burlap sack, a phial of sleeping Dust- to use in case Weiss escaped their initial plan and some Weiss bait, before heading out. Pyrrha followed with her own kit and her Jaune bait, as the pair snuck down to RWBY dorm.

When they arrived at the door, Velvet immediately stuck to the wall adjacent to the door, quieting down her breath. Pyrrha followed her lead, learning from the master of love-interest abduction.

"Now, Pyrrha..." Velvet whispered. "Not a sound until we're right behind them. When we have them captured, THEN you may squee. I've learned this from years of trying to capture my Weiss-sempai..."
"Yes, Velvet-sensei." Pyrrha noted obediently.

"On my count of three, you open the door." The bunnygirl commanded, to which the spearmaiden complied.

"One...two...three."

Pyrrha pushed the door slowly open, as Velvet looked in.

Inside, Weiss and Jaune were faced away from the door, watching DustTube videos and talking.

"There is NO way that sharks are inferior to lions!" Weiss complained. "Sharks are the most adorable and superior life form on this planet!"

"Lions have an awesome mane and are called the King of Beasts for a reason!"
"Sharks are cuter!"
"Lions!"
"Sharks!"

Pyrrha and Velvet both quietly squeed, watching their love interests obsess over their respective favourite animals, before creeping up behind them.

"Do we do it?" Pyrrha whispered.

"NOW!" Velvet yelled.

Weiss and Jaune looked up, only having time to release a half-uttered 'What' before the burlap sacks descended upon them.

"Oh, for OUM'S sake! Not again!" Weiss complained as the sack was tied up over her head.

"Gah! What's going on?!" Jaune struggled in his sack.

Pyrrha and Velvet shared a hi-five, triumphant.

"We did it!" Velvet squeed, hugging her sack tightly. "Now, let's get back to the dorm we stole! Quickly!"
"O-okay...a-and sorry, Jaune-kun!" Pyrrha quickly apologised, before running off behind Velvet.

Meanwhile, outside...

A white, cat-like creature with large, hand-like appendages emerging from the side of his head and an eternally smiling face prowled the area for potential contractors.

Kyubey was on the prowl again.

He was looking around for a potential contractor, someone to grant the wishes of and hook into becoming a magical girl, but his search was proving to be pointless.

In hindsight, trying to look for contractors in an academy where almost all the students had superpowers of their own and the staff were not only aware of his existence, but hostile to him, wasn't the best idea.

Eh. He had to press on anyway.

He tilted his head as he found one particularly lonely looking student- judging by her sad expression, probably a boy or a girl had rejected her.

Perfect situation for him to come in.

The incubator casually slinked along towards her, pausing briefly to look around for any sign of staff members or members of that accursed 'Incubator Patrol', or as they liked to call it, 'Kyubey Hunters'. Thankfully, he could see none.

He resolved to make the contract quickly nonetheless. He didn't want to risk the appearance of someone trying to immolate him or something.

Kyubey sidled up to the student, tilting his head.

"Hi!"

"H-huh?" The student looked down at him, confused.

"Would you like to make a wish?" The incubator tilted his head. He had almost hooked her in.
"A-a wish?"

"Anything you'd like! Money, power, fame..." Kyubey explained in a rehearsed manner. "All you have to do is make a contract with me!"
"A con-"

"THERE HE IS!"

Kyubey retained his smiling expression as he looked towards the source of that voice.

That accursed Faunus girl and her giant mechanical face robot found him. He'd tried to contract her once- that had gotten him stabbed in the face with a drill, much to his confusion. Why would anyone reject a free wish?

Nonetheless, she was a huge threat to him.

"HEY, GUYS! WE FOUND THE DIRTBAG! FIRST ONE TO GET HIM GETS FOOD ON ME!" Blake called, before a parade of bikes- and what appeared to be a living plushie on the back of a dog with a mallet almost three times her size- charged out from behind her and towards him.

"Oh, fiddlesticks." Kyubey shook his head and leaped away, running from the inevitable onslaught of very angry superpowered students and giant robots, as well as having to deal with the strange girl who had tried to eat him, chanting about pancakes all the way.

Weiss and Jaune were finally removed from their burlap sacks and quickly tied up with rope and disarmed via Pyrrha's Semblance.

Weiss sighed, glaring at the blushing Velvet. "Do you REALLY have to?"
"O-of course, Weiss-sempai..." Velvet cooed. "T-then...y-you'll love me..."
"Stupid pervert." Weiss grumbled.

"B-but of course!" Velvet stated proudly. "All hail the flat-chested heiress! ALL HAIL THE TSUNDERE HEIRESS AND HER FLAT CHEST!"

Before Weiss could do anything, Velvet was on top of her, rubbing her cheeks into her object of obsession, giggling insanely and happily.

"Flat chest~"
"G-get off of me! S-stupid deviant pervert moron!" Weiss blushed furiously as she tried to wriggle out of Velvet's grip to no avail.

Pyrrha sat Jaune in front of a candle-lit table and sat in front of him, after setting the table with dinner- a nice spaghetti bolognaise with meatballs, of course- and giggling.

"Oh, Jaune-kun~ You'll finally pay attention to me and me alone~"

" Uh...Pyrrha, don't you think this might be a tad bit far?"
"No~ I want you to love me~" Pyrrha cooed. "I want you to notice me for once~"
"Er...I notice you plenty?" Jaune said, confused.

"You don't love me though!" Pyrrha pouted, crossing her arms and puffing out her cheeks.

"W-well, you always kidnap me and stuff! That's not how love works!"

Velvet looked at him as if he was stupid. "As if!

Kidnapping one's love is the way the Scarlatina family has done it for years! I plan on continuing the tradition with Weiss!"

"Fat chance." Weiss scoffed. "I bet those guys you captured are stupid perverts with a fetish for being captured like that or something.

And I'm with Ruby anyway, you pervert!"

"I-I can share you with Ruby! I get you ninety-nine point nine percent of the time, she gets you zero point one percent of the time!" Velvet protested. "A-after all...a bunny needs to be hugged...otherwise it will die..."
"Oh, you just stole that from that stupid Yuki meme!"

Pyrrha pouted. "I just want you to notice me, J-Jaune-kun..."
"It MIGHT help if you weren't about as big a yandere as Velvet..." Jaune sighed.

"Nonsense! I am only being loving! Velvet has taught me well!"

Weiss smacked her face into a pillow on the bed she was sat on, unable to facepalm.

"Oh, great. Velvet taught Pyrrha. Now we're all screwed."

Blake pointed Gambol Shroud at the escaping incubator, who leapt onto a wall to escape.

"CHAAAAAARGE!"

Nora climbed out of the Neko-Lagann, roaring.

"VALHALLA! I AM COMING!" She yelled, charging at Kyubey.

Yang rolled her eyes. "Really? You stole that line, Nora?"

"Weeeeee!" Minako pedalled past, charging at the incubator with Nora.

Kyubey muttered to himself as he tried to escape his pursuers.

"This place is even more troublesome than Inaba..."

"Pipipipipi!" "Arf!"

Kyubey stopped, his route across the wall interrupted by Vivi and Zwei. The corgi growled at him, displeased.

"Pipipipipipi! Pipipipipi...PIPIPIPI!" With that, Vivi smashed the mallet into Kyubey's side, taking him off the wall and back into the path of his pursuers.

Cerberus growled at him as Blake, Nora, Ren, Ruby, Yang, Cinder and Minako converged on him, brandishing their weapons.

"End of the line." Blake boasted. "Anywhere else you wanna go?"

Kyubey looked around for an escape route- any fate was better than being blown up for the umpteenth year in a row.

By this time, of course, he had developed what his people considered as a mental illness, emotion- in this case, the emotion being fear of being blown up, yet again, repeatedly. He had mulled on the impossibility of doing so and still didn't understand how it happened.

Looking around, he saw an open window on the third floor of the campus building.

'Anywhere but here.'

Kyubey sprung onto the wall, crawling up into the window.

Blake growled. "I'll get you! You can't hide forever!"

Pyrrha cooed quietly to Jaune, offering him a forkful of pasta. "Come on, Jaune-kun, you have to eat! It's delicious!"
"Mind, err, untying me first? I'm kinda unable to bend over to eat anything..."

Weiss, meanwhile, grumbled as she was forced to listen to all of Velvet's plans for her.

"...and we'll have thirty children and live in a mansion and..." Velvet breathed in. "...oooooh, I have so many plans for us together! It's destined to be, Weiss-sempai!"
"No, it isn't."

Velvet pouted. "But whyyyyyyyyy?! I'm adorable, like Ruby! I'm a bit stupid, like Ruby! I'm the ensemble darkhorse! I'm perfect!"
"Ruby doesn't try to kidnap me on a regular basis and ISN'T OBSESSED WITH THE SIZE OF MY PERFECTLY ADEQUATE CHEST!"

Suddenly, Kyubey burst through the window, looking around...and honest-to-Oum sighed in exasperation, realising that he had leaped from the frying pan and into the fire.

Velvet drew her massive chainsaw axe Grimmbane, giggling.
"Oh, you~ You won't touch my precious Weiss-sempai! WEISS-SEMPAI IS MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE HER!"

Pyrrha drew her own weapon and advanced with the bunnygirl upon the incubator, who backed up against the wall.

"...fiddlesticks."

"DIE NOW" Velvet hefted her axe, before the large hand of Gurren Lagann burst through the window and grabbed Velvet, Kyubey and Pyrrha.

Blake roared from inside it,laughing.

"I've got you now, Kyubey! Now, to SHOW you the power of the Spiral!"
Velvet sighed. "Dammit, Vivi...why do you have to be right all the time?!"
Pyrrha just sniffled, sad at losing yet another chance to have a 'date' with Jaune.

The giant mech then hurled the three into the air and batted them away with a drill into the sky, leaving nothing but a distant twinkle.

Weiss rolled her eyes. "How convenient. Sighing, she pulled herself out of her bindings and strolled out of the room, leaving Jaune still tied and bound. The boy struggled in his bindings, falling over in his chair.

"Uh...Weiss. You forgot me. Weiss! Weiss?!

...aaaaaah crap. Not again!"

END

A/N: Welp, that's done.

Next chapter, Sun Ragekong! Woo! Yeah! Praise to Enerjack, the awesome writer who so graciously let me write about his story!

Well, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your reviews, comments, ideas, thoughts, criticisms and suggestions and I hope you have a great day! Until next time!