Weiss Reacts to Sun Ragekong!
A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Sorry for the hiatus- I'm merely enjoying my half-term, revising for exams, playing League of Legends and Fire Emblem Awakening like mad and going on very interesting history trips- but I'm back and I'd like to make one announcement: in the near future, for you FE fans-yes this means you GN-sempai- there MAY be a Reactsverse fic set in FE. Pretty soon, actually.
Secondly...err...yeah, that FE fic announcement was it, really- that and there MAY be a little more FE shoutouts and a little less of a certain Arc sister who may end up being shunted off into the background now...
Enjoy your fic reaction, courtesy of the wonderful writer Enerjack and let's get this thing on the road! Also, sorry for not releasing this earlier, but I plan on releasing this AND the Halloween chapter this week- I got caught up in the above stuff.
DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Oobleck would secretly be behind both the White Fang AND Hunters.
All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.
Blake grumbled as she shut off the DustTube window displaying the RWBY episode where her canon self ended up arguing with Weiss about Faunus.
"...pfft." The catgirl scoffed, drinking her Blue Cow energy drink. "My canon self has superiority issues. If she really felt that way about Faunus, she'd realise that we're more adorable and badass than humans without trying.
No manliness whatsoever. Weiss, remind me to punch my canon self in the face."
Weiss already had her face firmly planted in her palms. "I...don't even doubt you would LEGITIMATELY punch an alternate version of yourself in the face for being unmanly..."
Sun, who was in the dorm with them, yawned and stretched his arms. "So, uh...you guys got anything to do around here?"
Weiss looked over at him. "Why are you here again?"
"Neptune tried cooking and he...err...well, the mess he left was about as bad as that one time when Yang tried to make flambé and ended up covering the ceiling in soot."
The heiress rolled her eyes. "Figures."
"So, uh...what do you people do for fun around here, apart from watching that creepy show that has people who're clones of us?" Sun inquired casually.
"Watch Weiss get embarrassed and flustered over fanfiction." Blake said flatly, causing the heiress to glare at her.
"Shut up, Belladonna."
"It's true."
"It's just as funny watching you get flustered over Yang being a pervert."
"The difference is, Weiss, is that I can hide my shame, you can't hide your rage~"
Weiss grumbled and looked away. "Touché."
"Wow. You guys either have boring lives or Weiss' rage must be hilarious." The boy commented.
"See, there's a reason Yang likes trolling her so much-"
"Apart from her being a massive stupid idiot pervert who until recently was obsessed with getting me and her sister to do indecent things?"
"Said indecent things are natural for a couple." Blake commented, causing the heiress to blush.
"S-shut up! Y-you just have a dirty mind!"
Sun chuckled. "I can see why-"
"You shut up too! Idiot!" Weiss sighed irritably. "As usual, everyone's against me. Screw it.
Blake, go boot up DustFiction or something. And by the way, where IS Ruby and her dunce of a sister?"
"Oh, they went off to go shopping for Halloween costumes." Blake shrugged. "It's in two days."
"Oh. Joy. Halloween with Yang. I wonder what stupid thing she came up with THIS year." Weiss rolled her eyes.
Meanwhile, at the Schnee Shopping Center in Vale...
Yang held up two costumes- one being an incredibly skimpy catgirl costume, costume here being a more polite term for 'piece of cloth that barely covered one's chest or groin', and another a large penguin costume. She looked over to her sister, smirking.
"You like?"
"The catgirl costume needs to be skimpier!" Ruby pouted.
"You have a point." Yang giggled. "She'll love the skimpiness. And what about the penguin costume?"
"It's..." Ruby sniffed. "Adorable..."
Yang smiled. "Yes, yes it is. And her face will be when she gets in this baby..." She nudged the catgirl costume.
Back at RWBY dorm...
"Sun Ragekong?" Weiss tilted her head. "...who's Michael?"
Sun sneezed. "Huh? What?"
"He's that guy who does those hilarious video game raging videos." Blake chuckled. "He's fun."
"...remind me, Blake, since I don't watch this stuff...why is he relevant?"
"I think he's Sun's voice actor. I think. I dunno." The catgirl shrugged.
"Heh. If they got some DustTube guy to be my voice actor, I must be famous, huh?" Sun chuckled.
Blake looked over at him. "I'd say he's a bit more than a DustTuber...but eh, haven't got time to explain that crap. Let's read this!"
"I already have a bad feeling about this..." Weiss sighed.
Weiss scoffed. "How vulgar."
"...I don't swear that much!" Sun protested. "I'm perfectly polite!"
"...and when did you get so flirty..." Blake gulped.
"So Sun here is a vulgar, uncouth pervert with a potty mouth. Excellent." Weiss rolled her eyes. "Just move on to the next chapter before I punch someone in the eye."
"Okay-" Blake did so, before reading the next chapter and blushing. "W-what..."
"...I-I don't even..." Sun blushed with her, trying to banish the mental image of having his face planted into Blake's not-inconsiderable chest.
"And of COURSE Yang has to be a teasing pervert! As usual!" The heiress sighed. "S-stupid idiot!"
"That pun..." Blake cringed.
Weiss stared over at them. "What did you expect Yang to do, be mature for once?"
"Point taken." Sun sighed, clicking onto the 'next chapter' button and reading.
"...and I'm offended! I don't like bananas THAT much!"
"Please." Blake scoffed. "You love bananas about as much as Ren loves maple syrup."
Outside, a commotion could be heard as Ren and Nora fought over a bottle of maple syrup- the latter's frantic yelling of 'PANCAKE' could be heard over the former's increasingly desperate insistence that he needed the bottle for himself.
"And how convenient, a demonstration."
Sun glared at her. "Hey! It was ONE time!"
"You nearly derailed a train for that banana!"
"I didn't mean to scare that crowd of horses! And it was a GOOD banana!"
Weiss glared at both of them. "What did you idiots do?!"
The boy sighed, rubbing his head and shaking it. "Don't ask. It's complicated. And VERY stupid."
"I still say I told you so!" Blake crossed her arms. "Crazy bastard..."
"It was ONE time, Blake. ONE!"
Weiss smacked the desk with her open palm, even more irritated. "I don't want to know what stupid antic you got up to, Sun! Just read the stupid fic!"
Sun looked over at her, sighing. "Okay, okay! Sheesh, Weiss, you always so angry?"
"No! I'm just intolerant of idiocy!"
"And now you see my point, Sun?" Blake inquired cheekily.
"S-shut up, Blake! Only because of you and stupid pervert Yang do I get angry!"
"Oh, wonderful." Weiss grumbled. "Even MORE stupid pervert Yang antics. What kind of a deviant would suggest...whatever Yang did?!"
Blake and Sun shrugged, sharing a look. "We're not surprised. It's Yang."
"Tying him to a tree...and of course you'd AGREE to it, Blake. You're as much a pervert as she is..."
"A girl has needs." Blake bluntly stated. "And you can't talk, little miss 'roll-around-naked-in-the-grass-with-Ruby' Schnee."
Weiss blushed, glaring at her. "That's a-a secret!"
Sun sighed, rubbing his temples. "I don't know how you live with her, Blake."
"I'm only so angry BECAUSE of these perverts!" The heiress protested. "YOU try living with a stupid large-chested pervert and her manliness-obsessed partner!"
"Why is being large-chested a bad thing? Jealous?" Blake grinned.
"Y-you keep quiet! M-My chest is perfectly proportioned!"
The boy just shook his head and resumed reading the fic. "This fic's hilarious...but I don't swear nearly that much. And I still don't know who Michael is..." Sun sneezed, rubbing his nose.
"...and I don't think Blake has a nice...backside!"
"What did you say?!" Blake glared at him, an irritated expression. Sun shook his head, flailing his arms.
"N-no! I mean you have a NICE behind!"
"...I'll take that compliment." The catgirl sighed. "I'm not a tsundere like miss Bossyboots over here, so I'll take it."
Sun wiped his brow in relief. "Thank Dust. I thought you'd get mad about it. I don't like you in THAT way, but you really are pretty nice looking, you know."
"Pfft." Blake scoffed. "You're not half bad either."
"If you two are done flirting..." Weiss grumbled. "Do you mind continuing to read the fic?"
"Okay, okay, calm down! Sheesh." Sun sighed. "Bellabooty's a terrible pun..."
"...pervert. Why would you bemoan not sharing a room with Blake?" Weiss glared at him.
"Hey, hey! I didn't do that in real life, don't get mad at me!"
"Pfft. I wouldn't mind sharing a room with him." Blake scoffed, causing the boy to blush profusely. "If he tried anything, though...I'd show him just why I'm the manliest person here."
Sun gulped nervously. "R-right..."
"This is why I hate my canon self." Blake sighed, donning her triangle shades. "Always running away and crap. Pfft.
Not manly enough, I say. I'm tempted to-"
"Punch her in the face and make her grit her teeth, I know." Weiss rolled her eyes. "You always want to do that to your canon self."
"Then make her stop being a coward then! Dammit Monty! That's not the way a REAL man fights! A REAL man..."
Sun flinched again as Blake proceeded on another rant about how real men never ran away from their problems and paved their way through the stars or something, before poking Weiss on the shoulder.
"Hey, Weiss."
"Hm?"
"What DID happen to the White Fang?"
"Eh...they kinda disbanded after Cinder left and they got taken apart by that Faunus Rights Movement, and apparently they're trying to start a rock band now. It's not ideal." Weiss shrugged. "I don't know just how that'd work anyway..."
"Ah. The White Fang does sound like a good name for a rock band..." Sun mused.
"...and THAT's why Monty needs to give me more shirtless scenes!" Blake declared, causing Weiss and Sun's heads to shoot at her, eyes widened.
"What." The heiress uttered in disbelief. "...I've heard many stupid things from your mouth, but that was even stupider than usual."
Blake smirked at her knowingly. "Shirtless does not mean 'without underclothes'! And I thought you were less perverted than us!"
"Y-you never specified!" Weiss protested. "I-idiot!"
Sun sighed. Between the amount of embarrassment this fic was bringing him and the arguments between Weiss and Blake, his own anger was beginning to mount, but he managed to keep it bottled up.
'Okay, Sun, you can do this. Just a couple more. Just finish this thing. Seven short chapters. Not long, right?
Can't be that long. You can do this. Don't succumb to your inner Michael, or whatever this thing says I am.'
The boy took a deep breath and continued reading. He chuckled softly. "Ah, Blake, you troll...although..." He snuck a look at the girl's admittedly nice-looking backside.
"...yeah, story me has a point there.
...and is he INSANE?! HE THREW A FISH AT HIM! Just...what?!"
"I heard that comment, Sun, and I'm telling you that if you expect me to stick to canon, you're going to have to try harder than that." Blake commented cheerily. "Besides, all the fans ship me with Yang and she's sufficiently manly."
"I don't even..." Weiss sighed, turning to Sun with a pleading look in her eyes. "Please, take those shotgun-chucks of yours and shoot me. In the head. Now."
Blake grinned smugly, adjusting her shades. "About time I get my badass moment in a fic..." And just as quickly, her smug expression faded.
"...oh COME ON! Can I NOT be boring in a fic for once?!"
"Hey! I get to be awesome!" Sun cheered. "But I've GOT to stop cursing so much."
"Pfft. Roman wasn't so badass." Blake scoffed dismissively. "He cowered from my manliness! My MANLINESS!"
"Oh, will you SHUT UP?!" Weiss snapped. "If you haven't noticed, YOU'RE NOT A MAN."
"Manliness is not something gender defines! You should know better!"
"You're obsessed with manliness!" Sun snapped. "Come on! Calm down!"
"You two don't understand a thing!" Blake grumbled irritably, before crossing her arms and pouting. "Not a thing..."
"Man..." Sun rubbed his temples. "I see why you get angry so easily."
"Dealing with her for all of four years tends to get on one's nerves." Weiss stated calmly. "You're not alone. Now let's finish this stupid fic before I lose my own sanity. Or what's left of it."
"Yeah...my patience is kinda wearing too..." Sun sighed as he switched the chapter.
"Yeah! Finally! One that's not about me cursing up a storm!"
Weiss rubbed her chin. "I feel sorry for Neptune, though. That can't be helpful."
"Not at all. Wouldn't even put it past Yang to do that."
"She loves her antics too much..."The heiress grumbled. "Idiot...I bet you anything the NEXT chapter is about her stupid antics too!"
Sun moved onto the next chapter, sighing. "...well, what d'you know, that's the next chapter's subject!"
"See? Everyone in this damned archive agrees Yang's a stupid antic-obsessed pervert!" Weiss raised her hands in exasperation. "Every! Last! Author!"
"The damned ghost pepper challenge..." Sun shuddered. "I'm never taking one of those bets from Fox again..."
Blake laughed heartily. "Hah! A ghost pepper's nothing! You people lack manliness! Me and my father once had two cans of PURE capsaicin! Weaklings!"
"You're insane." Weiss stated. "Really, TWO cans?!"
"Pure, unadulterated capsaicin. Mom did not approve."
"How in..." Sun shook his head in exasperation. "I don't want to know, I know I don't. Just...please, let's get through this before I lose it..."
Blake pumped her fist proudly. "My manliness is too much for you to handle!"
"You're just being stupid." Weiss scoffed. "I don't think Sun appreciates your insanity." Her hand moved over to move to the next chapter, as they read the next two without incident.
After doing so, Blake shrugged. "Neptune's boring. He's not badass enough! And yeah, you do suck at card games, Sun."
"Pfft. I don't ragequit like that, for Oum's sake... " The boy felt his own rage building. "I'm not the kinda guy who ragequits..."
"Neither am I, unless these idiots get involved..." Weiss muttered. "At least Yang isn't here...then this would be unbearable..."
"I shudder to think what'd be like WITH her around right now..." Sun said, cringing slightly as he read the next chapter. "...man, my story self's such a pervert!"
"You mean you're not?" Weiss shot at him. "You've made your own passes at Blake too, y'know."
"Yeah, but come on! I don't do what he does! I'm not like that!"
"Not that I'd mind. I'm open." Blake stated nonchalantly, causing Sun to stare at her. "Wha-"
"I mean, I'm not as much of a pervert as Yang is, but I've got needs too." Blake smirked. Weiss responded by slapping her on the back of the head.
The heiress rubbed her temples. "...what...just...I give up on you. Seriously, I give up."
"Come on, Blake, you've got to stop that!" Sun blushed. "Just...quit that! Yang's rubbing off on you..."
"It's hilarious~" The catgirl chuckled. "And the last chapter...oh man...hah!"
"What?" Sun looked at her curiously, before moving onto the next chapter and facepalming in irritation. "...come on! Just...what?! I look like such an idiot here! You're joking!"
Blake giggled. "Nope. You're just not as awesome as me!"
Sun felt something snap inside him, his frustration with the insanity of Blake having boiled over. He'd had enough.
This was it. He was going to lose it now.
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP!" Sun banged his fist on the desk, shocking Weiss and Blake. "Just...SHUT UP YOU LIMPDICK! YOU HAVE A CONDITION! A STUPID CONDITION! YOU HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT MENTION YOUR MANLINESS! OUM DAMMIT! JUST...SCREW YOU!" He stormed out, leaving behind a shocked pair of girls.
Yang casually walked in, clutching a bag of Halloween clothing, looking around to see her teammates' shocked expressions. "What happened?"
"...I made Sun live up to his legacy." Blake chuckled.
Weiss had her palm firmly on her face. "Blake was an idiot. Again."
The sounds of an irritated Sun echoed throughout the corridor, as Blake decided to leave her review.
From: NightshadeNinjaCat of Giha
Nicely done fic that lampshades Sun's VA. I even made the real Sun rage when reading it.
It was hilarious.
Blake B.
P.S. Not enough manliness from me. I am disappoint.
Weiss sighed, leaning back on her chair and looking over dismissively at Yang's bags. "And what are those for?"
"Halloween!" Yang said cheerily. "Remember? It's in two days! And you're coming!"
"...oh dear Oum no." Weiss closed her eyes, dreading Halloween.
It was yet another vehicle for Yang to be perverted and do stupid antics under the pretense of 'holiday spirit', in her opinion.
'Dear Oum, kill me now. Please.'
END
A/N: And that ends that chapter! A HUGE shout out to Enerjack for letting me write about his awesome fic!
So next chapter, Weiss Reacts to Halloween! Now with more cosplay! Woo! Yeah! Stuff!
So, I hope you enjoyed that chapter, leave your ideas, thoughts, suggestions, criticisms, reviews and comments and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!