Chapter 57 – Ubel's Plan - Part I
(50 minutes earlier, 10:50pm, series bible plotline)
"Shego! I got the element! I got the element!"
Ubel shouted with delight and in triumph as he held the Rockwallerium in his arms.
"Not bad, Mr. D!" Shego replied, delighted that Drakken succeeded for once. She also put an explosive device on the carving machine.
"Oh no! He succeeded!" Kim gasped while trying to fight off KB One and Three.
"So not good!" Ron complained.
Ubel also looked at the time and gasped. "Shego! We only got 10 minutes left to get back to the present. Deviotix will have my head if we don't make it!"
Shego noticed some tear gas canisters on top of some rafters. "I'll make a distraction for you, Mr. D!"
She generated the electricity through her gloves to form a green fireball. She launched the fireball at the rafters so that it would melt the metal. The tear gas canisters crashed to the ground and created a smokescreen.
Ubel made his way downstairs. "That'll serve us well, Shego! Come, my evil allies!"
Shego kicked the emergency door and the fire alarm began to blare.
"Let's bail this place!" Shego insisted.
The Killer B's all followed Drakken and Shego as they made their escape.
Kim, Ron, and Agent Du were coughing through the tear gas.
Shego, outside, pressed the device.
Kim gasped, seeing the explosive device.
"Everyone, duck!" she commanded.
She, Ron, and Agent Du dove out of the way as the carving machine exploded into bits.
"I haven't cried this much since they put onions in the mystery meat in the caf!" Ron said through his tears.
"Add future property damage to the their crimes!" Agent Du growled.
"Come on, Ron and Agent Du! After them!" Kim exclaimed. She rushed out the emergency door with Ron and Agent Du following her.
Shego, Ubel, and the Killer B's ran as fast as they could.
"So where...the car?" Ubel asked, rushing with the Rockwallerium.
"It's right here!" Shego grinned, activating the remote to her car. It transformed into a hover car so that it began to fly in the air.
Kim, Ron, and Agent Du were on their tails.
"How does she even do that?" Ron wondered.
"Never mind that!" Kim replied, ignoring the hovercar, "We have to get them before they transport back in time!"
"Come on, people! Let's move out of here!" Shego insisted as the hovercar quickly lowered to their level. She opened the door with the remote and got in. Drakken and the Killer Bs followed with them.
Once inside, Ubel ordered, "Set the time co-ordinates back to the present!"
Shego typed in the date of September 26. 2000.
"Buh-bye, Princess!" she cackled.
"Farewell, Kim Possible!" Ubel taunted, "We won't meet again...in time!"
She pressed the button on the machine and the vehicle disappeared in an instant.
"Oh no! They got away again!" Ron complained.
"With the material needed for Drakken's device!" Du gasped. "We have to get back to the present!"
"That's not the only sitch we have! Look!" Kim exclaimed. About 30 Middleton United SD resource officers were after them. "Getting to the USSN vehicle is top priority..."
Agent Du patted down his uniform and blushed, "...if I hadn't left the keys in the ignition!"
Kim and Ron both groaned, facepalming.
"It's a good thing that your vehicle has a secondary remote control starter."
"Yeah..." Agent Du nervously said, "...I also left that starter in the car as well!"
"Looks like we're going to Plan C!" Kim insisted, getting on the Kimmunicator.
"Wade! I need you to hack into the remote control starter and control the vehicle! We're being chased by a lot of security guards here! We have to get to Drakken, no matter where...or when!"
"On it, Kim!" Wade said, typing away, "But I need to tell you, there are layers and layers of security and...I'm in!"
"You rock, Wade!" Kim said, running at full speed with her other team-mates.
The lead resource officer organizing the chase said, "Let's split up! Go in a pincer formation to close them off!"
Fifteen of those guards split off from the main group to try and cut the trio of heroes off.
"We've got them now!" the lead guard smirked. He hopes to makes his boss, Sheila, happy.
All of a sudden, the USSN vehicle raced out of the garage and on the grass, chewing up the lawn along the way. The guards dived out of the way to avoid getting hit. The vehicle came to a complete stop and opened the doors.
"This is our chance! Let's get in now!" Agent Du insisted.
The three of them climbed into the car, along with Rufus, and closed the doors.
Kim put in the time coordinates to September 26, 2000.
"Here goes nothing!"
She pressed the button and the vehicle disappeared from view.
"Rats! They got away...AGAIN!" the lead resource officer shouted.
The USSN car appeared in the middle of a road right outside Middleton. It was a clear night.
"So...did we make it?" Ron asked,
An approaching car passed them by with the passenger and driver yelled, "Yeah! We did it! We survived Y2K!"
Ron and Kim got out the car and asked them. "Yo, what up, my homies? Are we back in the year 2000?"
"Man...you totally cray cray? This IS September 26, 2000, yo!" the driver replied.
"Woo-hoo! We're back in our own time!" Ron shouted for joy.
"Did you see a strange hovercar flying in the air?" Kim asked for Ubel's last known whereabouts.
"Yo, I saw some weird flying car! It was phat, know what I'm sayin'? They're headin' northwest!"
"Thanks!" Kim said in thanking the hip drivers before they drove off.
"So if we try and follow Drakken..." Ron said,
"Then that'll lead us to his lair...and his evil machine." Kim concluded. She got onto the Kimmunicator ASAP.
"Wade, do you have a lock on where Drakken's latest lair is?" she questioned her tech sidekick.
"It is located in the Pacific Northwest in Washington." Wade replied.
"Washington DC?" Ron wondered.
"No, Ron!" Kim corrected him. "Washington state. Don't get those two mixed up!"
"His lair is on the side of Mt. Ranier, the highest point in the lower 48, and an active volcano." Wade added. "It is going to be heavily guarded by Deviotix henchmen!"
"Don't worry, Wade! We'll find a back way in!"
(3 hours later)
"Thanks for the ride, Captain Stubing!" Kim said to the pilot in the USSN plane hovering over Washington state.
"No problem, Miss Possible. It's the least I can do since you saved me and my plane last year from crashing into the Space Needle." Stubing replied.
"It's no big! Just a whole lot of quick thinking and last-second moves!" Kim grinned.
Turning to Ron and Agent Du, she turned more serious. "Okay, we're near the LZ! There's a clearing not far from Drakken's base. Ron and Agent Du, look sharp out there!"
Oinky came out from under the cargo bay and onto Kim's side.
"Wait a minute? Is that the Tworks' pet pig?" Ron asked.
"Ugh...they probably forgot to lock up his pen...again!" Kim sighed, rolling his eyes.
"He seems to like ya, though!" Ron added. Oinky was nuzzling his head on Kim's leg, snorting happily.
"I guess we can make him part of the team!" Kim said, giving Oinky a parachute.
"Okay...now where does the parachute go again?" Ron asked. All Kim and Oinky could do was blankly stare at Ron.
"How am I, the greatest agent of the USSN, supposed to take orders from an amateurish girl?" Agent Du growled.
"I'll pretend that I didn't hear that remark, Agent Du." Kim snidely replied "You want me to report you to Commander Dragon?"
Agent Du then suddenly got nervous and wet his pants. "Uhhh...no...no...please! It won't look good for my resume!"
"Thank you!" Kim sneered at him, holding Oinky.
The cargo bay door opened and the light turned green! Kim, with Oinky, was the first to jump out the plane followed by Ron (and Rufus) and Agent Du.
Kim also pulled out her parachute and then helped pull the parachute on Oinky. Ron and Agent Du did so as well. Rufus was enjoying the ride, wagging his tongue out.
"You should be approaching the landing in 3 minutes. Once you land, I'll give you the coordinates to Drakken's hideout."
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Kim and Agent Du landed perfectly on the ground, as did Oinky and Rufus. Ron got his parachute stuck in a nearby tree.
"Uh...anyone? Little help here!" Ron insisted, struggling to get out.
Kim sighed, taking out her handy-dandy nail file that doubled as a pocket knife. "I'll cut him down from the ropes."
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(15 minutes later)
Kim, the newly-freed Ron, and Agent Du were walking through the thick forests. Oinky followed behind them.
"How are you coming along on the whole Romeo and Juliet thing?" Ron asked.
"I've studied for the whole three-hour ride and got the lines down. Now it's all a matter of getting on stage and not acting like a fool." Kim replied.
Turning her focus back to the mission, she said to her other two companions, "Keep an eye out for any sign of an entrance to Drakken's lair!"
"Don't worry, KP! I got your back!" Ron replied.
"I know you always do..." Kim smiled at him, "...unlike Mr. No Fun here." She glared at Agent Du.
"Did the USSN even put emotions in this guy?" Ron chimed in, whispering.
"I would take a shot at the word no, Ron! Now let's move!" Kim replied.
Inside the lair, Ubel was cackling as loud as he could.
Shego, reading a magazine, groaned at his evil laughs. "Ugh...can you please pipe it down, Mr. D? Or are you trying to make me go deaf?"
"But isn't that what every evil villain does? Gloat about his (or her) success in achieving something that is one step close to suceeding in world conquest?" Ubel countered, holding the vital element in his hand. "Especially when we have the element needed to destroy every single national park in the United States, from Acadia to Zion! Deviotix will be so proud that they'll have a polished seat for me on their council and huge substantial rewards for you and the Killer B's!"
"The reward better come with my own island!" Shego sneered. She was about to get back to reading her magazine, when she caught eye of the security cameras.
"Didn't we leave those three back in the future?" Shego inquired, looking at the cameras.
Ubel looked at the security cameras. "What?! Kim Possible and her crew? How did they escape?"
"She's more clever than I thought..." Shego admitted.
"We'll have to get rid of her the classic old-fashioned way!" Ubel uttered. "Release...the robot spiders!"
KB Two pressed a green button. "She'll be caught in a web once the alarm is tripped!"
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Back in the forests, Kim and company continued on their trek to an entrance to Drakken's lair.
"Wade...where are we in regards to an entrance?" Kim asked Wade on the Kimmunicator.
"You aren't far from it, Kim!" the tech-genius said, "You should be approaching it in half a mile, northeast of your position! But you have to take extreme caution, Kim. Drakken could have the place crawling with traps!"
"Thanks for the tips, Wade!" Kim replied.
Turning back to Ron and Agent Du, Kim insisted, "Continue moving on, you two. We have to keep a low-profile! And we have to be especially careful about triggering any..."
And then Ron triggered a laser sensor. Alarms began to blare through the area.
"...booby traps. Ron, did you activate the alarms to Drakken's lair...again?" Kim groaned.
"Truth be told, KP, I didn't know that was even there!" Ron admitted. Rufus, from Ron's pocket, shrugged his shoulders.
"They must have the Killer B's work on the security detail!" Agent Du said.
"It gets worse!" Ron shouted, "It's spiders!"
An army of 20 robot spiders dangled webs down from the trees!
"Mechanical robot spiders to be exact!" Kim alertly said, getting into a karate stance.
The robot spiders then spun webs around the three heroes, wrapping them up into a cocoon, except for their heads.
"Whoa...that was fast!" Agent Du admitted.
"Oinky...Rufus! Make a run for it!" Ron yelled.
Rufus got on top of Oinky and both of them hid in the bushes.
"I'll try to get us out of here..." Kim uttered.
Once they did that, they also sprayed out the knockout gas.
"...if I can get...to...the...laser...lipstick..." she slowly uttered as all 3 of them went to sleep.
A couple minutes later, Drakken's henchmen picked up the sleeping trio from their cocoon.