A/N: I am overjoyed that you liked Kyoya running around like a crazy person. I was actually a little surprised he won the poll, but I shouldn't have been. I was challenged to write all 101, so I will, but like I said before, expect sporadic updates on this story. Next up is #74 as requested by TopazDragon98 who wanted to see Usa-Chan replaced with a shinai. Due to how the story wrote itself, I also included #76. What do you want to see next? Enjoy this one!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. PS... I have published the first chapter of a Christmas story with a Hunny/Haruhi pairing. It is called A Christmas Proposal.

#74… To cuddle like a stuffed toy – it was other people, not me! I will never admit to it, but others… I repeat others have slept/cuddled with their shinai like my cousin cuddles with Usa-Chan.

#76… Used to give Usa-Chan back to Black Hunny from a safe distance away – my cousin is sometimes dangerous. This will give him Usa-Chan without you getting your arm chewed off

It happened one day during nap time. Hunny and Mori were visiting for the day, and once the sugar high from all the cake he consumed had worn off, the loli shota host grew sleepy and wanted to lay down for his nap. For Mori, this was extra time to spend with Haruhi; and for the others in the club it was an opportunity for mischief (and I know what you're thinking dear reader, Kyoya won't participate… he won't participate, but will he stop it? And if not, isn't that participation by default? Let's see).

Satoshi's 101 Uses for a Shinai had sold out quickly and more prints were ordered. It was currently in its fourth print and more orders were still coming in. Hikaru and Kaoru read the list like it was a bible and took many of the items to heart… and that is where the trouble began.

Sauntering up to Tamaki, the twins decided to put forth their maniacal plan (no not for world domination; that is Kyoya… I think). They had read the list over and over again, and then had to by replacements because their copy got so worn out. They were desperate to try #74: to cuddle like a stuffed toy. The younger Morinozuka swore that he never did that, but somehow Kyoya produced pictures of Satoshi doing just that. He may deny it all he wanted to, however, he cannot refute photographic evidence. That being said, he was not their intended target because that wouldn't be as fun… no their target was Hunny. They were going to replace Usa-Chan for a shinai, and they were going to get Tamaki to help.

Before Hikaru or Kaoru reach Tamaki though, a presence made itself known behind them, "I don't know what you three are planning, but if you wake up Hunny-senpai, you will have to deal with the consequences." Kyoya pushed his glasses up, smirked, snapped the black book shut, and then walked off as if he hadn't just threatened the pair of troublemakers.

Gulping, Hikaru and Kaoru stared at each other for a moment before they pushed forth. This was for the name of science after all! Well, okay not science, but it was for their entertainment and that was just as important, wasn't it? As they approached the blond mess sitting in the corner, they knew this was the perfect opportunity to strike since Tamaki was a little down about the fact Haruhi had just thrown him across the room… again, and he had been completely shot down… again, and she wanted to spend time with Mori instead of sipping tea with Tamaki… again (you get the picture dear reader). Slowly they approached their target and swooped in for the kill.

"It's too bad the boss is in such a bad mood. We really needed his help with something," Hikaru sighed forlornly.

"You're right brother dear. We really needed Tono to make this experiment work," Kaoru nodded looking sad and pitiful.

Tamaki's ears perked up and one of them grew so that he could listen better. He was needed? They wanted him for something? What could be going on?

"And if he would have helped us, it would have grabbed daughter's attention," Hikaru continued a small tear forming in his eye.

Rubbing his orbs, Kaoru sniffled, "But now we won't be able to do it."

"And that means no daddy/daughter time for Tono!" They whined together crying rivers of tears on cue.

Not one to miss daddy/daughter time, and always looking for an excuse to have some, Tamaki rushed up to the twins and begged, "Tell me! I want to help! What can I do?"

Chika and Satoshi weren't sitting too far away from this and heard everything. Shaking his head, Satoshi asked, "Do you think we should stop them now? I have a feeling it could lead to someone's death."

Rolling his head, Chika answered, "No, whatever they have planned, if they are stupid enough to go through with it, let them do it. We will dig the graves."

The twins knew they had their sacrifice and he had taken the bait hook, line, and sinker. Fishing had never been so easy in their lives. Now they just had to implement. Whispering in his ear very quietly, they would pull back periodically and look at Tamaki before starting their whispering again.

It took a whole five minutes to explain everything and by this time they had unknowingly attracted the attention of the others in the room. No one was sure what they were up to and decided to see where this would lead, but they all already knew… this was going to be bad, really bad.

Moving along the walls (well crawling really dear reader because they didn't want to be seen) they arrived at the back of Hunny's couch where everything was set up for his nap time. Since Mori and Hunny came for regular visits, Kyoya had decided to keep the canopy and everything as is in case the Loli Shota host needed to lie down.

They moved to their stomachs and looked like they were in the middle of an obstacle course on an army base than in a posh school, in the middle of a music room, on marble floor. Everyone watching thought the same thing, "They have a death wish and this is getting interesting."

The twins had given Tamaki the shinai to hold. It was his job as the "daddy" to make the switch because as Hikaru and Kaoru had explained, he wouldn't get the glory if he didn't do the deed. He didn't want to make the switch, but upon hearing that, the prince knew he had to buck up and do what he could. Moving quietly and slowly, so as not to disturb the sleeping Hunny thus keeping the demon aura asleep as well, Tamaki lifted himself so that only from his eyes up could be seen over the edge of the couch… if Hunny were looking. The blond saw the bunny cuddled up closely to the sleeping host and he reached out to grab Usa-Chan and pull her free. The grip tightened and Tamaki started to panic and pull harder. Nothing was working, but luck was on his side. When he stopped to take a rest for a moment (let's face it dear reader, wrestling with Hunny even in his sleep would probably be a chore), Hunny flipped onto his back and although Usa-Chan was still lying next to him, she was no longer in an embrace of death. Smiling and wanting to jump for joy, Tamaki looked to his side and found an empty space and he frantically looked around for his conspirators who were at least 30 feet away holding a camcorder and a camera encouraging him to finish the job. The president took a deep breath and reminded himself that he was doing this for the glory he would receive from his daughter and grabbed the bunny before Hunny could embrace her again and replaced her with the shinai. Victory was his.

Now the twins were smart and knew that the shinai would not feel like Usa-Chan. It's a stick, hard, thin, and wooden. Usa-Chan is soft, cuddly, a stuffed toy, and cloth. To make up for the difference, they wrapped some padding and a blanket around the shinai so that they could actually watch Hunny cuddle with it without waking up and killing them… well Tamaki. The best part was, they got Tamaki's whole mission on video and snapped plenty of pictures, and now they were taking pictures of Hunny, who had rolled back over, cuddling the bunny replacement. To their utter amazement Tamaki made it out without a scratch, they accomplished #74, and had proof of their prowess; and no one could deny that he looked adorable doing it. They were brilliant… or so they thought until Haruhi had to burst their bubble.

"You know, he is going to wake up at some point in time and see that Usa-Chan is missing. What are you going to do then?" The female host asked in a blunt, very blunt, manner.

"Tono did it!" The twins pointed to Tamaki and put all of the blame on their leader.

Gasping, Tamaki turned red, bright red, and stammered in a loud voice, "Me? It was you doppelgangers. You devil twins wanted to see Hunny-senpai hug a shinai! You told me that it would lead to daddy/daughter time!"

"And you believed us?" Hikaru and Kaoru snickered at the same time.

A dark aura stopped all laughter and everyone slowly turned towards its source because Kyoya and Haruhi were standing in front of them, so they couldn't be the cause. It left only one option, and that may have been the scariest one of the three. Tamaki threw the bunny towards the twins and Hikaru caught it before throwing it back to the prince. Shrieking, the blond caught it before screaming and allowing it to drop to the floor. The aura grew.

"Who took Usa-Chan?" Hunny growled. He had stopped taking his bunny to school, but on days he knew he was going to visit the club, he always made sure she was in the limo waiting for him to bring to Ouran so he would have her during hosting time. The ladies loved Usa-Chan, so when he heard the loud voices disturbing his sleep and he woke up to find not his precious bunny, but a shinai disguised as a stuffed animal, he was pissed and his aura flew out of him. He hated when his sleep was disturbed, and not only had they done that, but they had kidnapped Usa-Chan as well… someone needed to die.

Hikaru and Kaoru pointed at Tamaki, and Tamaki pointed at the twins as they all yelled, "He/They did it!"

Mori was about to get up and save his friends, but Haruhi put a hand on his arm and stopped him. His raised eyebrow silently asked why, but she just shook her head. It was the small smile on her face and the sparkle in her eye; she was enjoying this. He thought it was because of how many times she had had to defend herself against the three, but really it was their own fault for getting into this situation.

"Give me back Usa!" Hunny snarled. He wasn't dumb. Tamaki was the one holding the bunny and dropped her to the ground, but the prince wouldn't have done that without coaxing… ergo the twins had something to do with this as well.

Pulling out a shinai from nowhere, Tamaki remembered #76 and hooking Usa-Chan to the string at the end of the pole, he held the shinai out in front of him and stretched in order to get the bunny close enough to the demon. He was sure sweet Hunny was in there somewhere, but right now he was facing Black Hunny and that was terrifying.

Hunny grabbed Usa-Chan off of the shinai and his glared encompassed all three people he was sure were involved and took a menacing step forward. They all screamed, paled to a white color, turned to dust, and disappeared. His work done, he climbed back on the couch, and holding his Usa-Chan close, closed his eyes once again.

It took a little bit for the trio to rematerialize and after they did, they stayed as far away from Hunny as possible the rest of the afternoon. Tamaki didn't get his special daddy/daughter time and felt an arrow through his heart when Haruhi told him, "Well you were the baka that listened to those two. Served you right." He had lost.

About thirty minutes after Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru returned to their bodies, Hunny woke up with a small yawn, rubbing his eyes and when he spotted Mori and Haruhi, he grinned, "That was a good nap. Is there any cake?" It was like nothing ever happened.