Weiss Reacts to Camping Trips, Part 1!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! And dear gods, FE fans, do I have a gift for you today! Lucina Reacts debuted earlier today and I...do not recommend reading it. If you want to horribly destroy your minds by doing so, then read it, but otherwise...yep...

On the Weiss Reacts side, this is it! The camping trip! Insanity ensues! Woo! Yeah! Stuff! Well...here it goes...the horribly mind-screwy insanity is going to happen now.

I'm so sorry.

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All franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Do you have everything packed, Weiss?" Ruby called over from her bunk.

"You don't need to shout so loudly! I'm right next to you, you dunce!" Weiss grumbled, shoving several pairs of the same clothes into her Schnee-brand suitcase. "What are you packing anyway?"
"Oh, you know..." Ruby giggled. "The essentials...clothes, kit, cookies, games, cookies, my scythe, cookies..." She raised Zwei in the air. "And Zwei!"
"Are you...seriously considering packing him into the suitcase?!" Weiss said, exasperated.

Ruby nodded happily. "Yep! I can't just leave him here!"

"Pfft." Blake chuckled, lifting up her whimpering Beowolf Cerberus into her tiny bag. "I can't leave this guy behind! He's too wimpy!"
"A Grimm, wimpy?" Yang looked over at her. "How so?"
"He's scared of loud noises, bright lights and strong smells. He's like Scooby Doo! Only more monstrous! And manly! Relatively, of course- he's still a stupid wimp. But he's my stupid wimp." Blake pumped her fist to her chest proudly.

"Arf, arf!" Zwei poked his head up from the pile of cookies, clothes and games.

"Even Zwei's calling him a wimp..." Ruby chuckled. "Heh."

Blake nodded. "At least Zwei's got his ideas straight."

Yang shrugged. "Say, Blake, where were you this morning? You kinda disappeared off at five in the morning!"
"I was busy running a last test on the Lagann's Perceptual Teleportation system." The catgirl chuckled.

"Oh. Okay. I was wondering, because I had a book on my nightstand last night, and I don't know where it might have gone..." Yang rubbed the back of her head.

Blake's eyes widened a fraction, before she shook her head. " Y-yeah, sure. Hope you find it."

"I hope you don't plan on bringing that damned thing to camp too." Weiss stared at it.

"Sadly, Glynda made me promise not to." Blake clenched her fists, sighing. "I wanted to, but she didn't want any stupid antics to happen on the trip. Hmph."

Yang winked. "Challenge accepted."

The heiress facepalmed. "Oh dear Oum, Yang. No. Can we have ONE day without stupid antics?!"

"No~ Antics are what I live on, after all~"

Weiss looked over to her girlfriend. "Ruby, kill me now."

"Oh come on! This'll be fun!"

"Doesn't look like it." Blake smirked. "I mean...what with last night's maze scaring the living hell out of her! I mean, seriously, Lan only said hi!"
"I-I wasn't scared of whoever that girl was!" Weiss clenched her fists and blushed. "Q-quit being stupid!"

Yang giggled, before clearing her throat and putting her hand up to imitate a dog's paw. "Oh, 'Woof'." She then increased the pitch of her voice, attempting to imitate Weiss.

"Oh Dust! Ruby, save me! Save me from the horrible monster! The horrible, cute, Rei Ayanami-lookalike monster who sounds like a happier Yuki!" Yang giggled, dodging Weiss' slaps.

"S-shut up! Idiot! And quit making your stupid jokes! I don't know who you're even talking about!"

"If you don't get those jokes, you don't watch enough animes. Besides, her VA's everywhere!" Yang stated.

The dorm's door opened to admit Aspasia Arc, who tilted her head at the team.

"Oh, hey! Big bro's looking for you guys! He says Glynda's about to tell the driver to leave without you guys..."

"What! Dammit!" Weiss zipped her bag shut. "Aspasia, run down there and tell them we're on our way!"

Ruby nodded hurriedly. "Y-yeah, tell her we'll be right down!" She shoved Zwei's head down into the luggage and zipped up the bag. "Sorry, Zwei! I left a can of dog food in there! It's under the cookies!"

Blake and Yang crammed their stuff in their bags and slung them on their backs. "We're ready!"

Cerberus whimpered from inside Blake's bag. Aspasia giggled.

"Did you bring your dog? He sounds adorable~"

"You could say he's adorable." The catgirl winked.

"Oh dear lord, I can smell the antics already." Weiss sighed. "I've already written this trip off."

Ruby smiled, patting her on the back. "Come on, it won't be that bad!"
"I bet you, come tonight, you won't be so optimistic." The heiress remarked.

Yang giggled. "Oh, come on. I'm not that bad!"

"Need I list the COUNTLESS times you've done something stupid?"

"I want the chronological list of antics!" Yang giggled.

"Just..." Weiss exhaled loudly, already exasperated. "...just go before I utterly snap."

Ruby chuckled nervously, stepping between Weiss and Yang. "Oookay, Weiss, don't smack her around JUST yet!"

"...s-stupid idiot..." Weiss harrumphed and blushed, looking away.

Yang smirked. "She loves me too much~"
"S-shut up!"
"We're not replicating Lagrange, Weiss." Blake remarked.

"I DON'T GET THAT JOKE, YOU DUNCE!"

"Heheheh..." Aspasia laughed nervously, before slinking out of the door, shaking her head.

"I don't know how big bro makes friends with them...I feel for him, though. All the girls he associates with are weirdos." She shrugged.

"Even that nice Pyrrha girl's a yandere..."

"Huh?" Pyrrha appeared from the ceiling, hanging upside down. "You were saying?"
Aspasia squeaked in surprise. "N-nothing! D-don't worry about it!"

"Good." Pyrrha smiled sweetly at her. "Jaune is mine. MINE! MINE!

And you stay away from him, you siscon." The spearmaiden climbed up the vents, as Aspasia clenched her fists, growling.

"I AM NOT A SISCON! I just like acting like an adorable little sister because I LOOK like one!

...I hate being tiny. People think I'm one of those weird imouto genre sisters with brother fetishes..." Aspasia rolled her eyes and rushed off to the bus.

Team RWBY arrived at the front of the school, where Glynda, Cinder, Ozpin and Beth Lupin were waiting in front of the bus. Glynda calmly tapped her scroll with her stylus as Ruby's group finally arrived.

"Team RWBY. You're late."

"Allow me, Miss Belladonna." Norn, Blake's Persocom, grabbed the team's luggage and hauled it onto the bus with one hand. "Tea?"
"No thanks." Blake shook her head. "Are you coming?"
"As part of Team SONA, although I will be at your behest should you need me." Norn calmly stated.

"At least we have ONE sane person on this trip. "Weiss wiped her forehead in relief.

"Hey, Ren! I brought the pancake batter! And the cooker!" Nora toted the aforementioned objects over her head, giggling.

"Please, tell me you bought the gas tank this time." Ren stated. Nora hauled up a blue tank of fuel.

"Oh, I didn't forget it like last time!"

Pyrrha looked around, frowning. "Jaune-kun? Jaaaaaune-kun?! Where are you?" She wandered around, passing by Minako, who was humming quietly to herself, before looking down at a bundle of clothes and bags. Making sure Pyrrha wasn't looking, she whispered to it.

"Psst. Jaune. She's gone."

The knight poked his head up through the pile. "Whew...thanks. I owe you one."
"You owe me a date~"

"W-what?!"

"Not a serious one, silly. But you owe me dinner or a date." Minako winked at him mischievously, before looking up. "Oh crap, she's coming back! Get back in there!"
"H-hey, wait-" Jaune was interrupted by the brunette shoving his head back into the pile.

Pyrrha looked around the place, pouting. "Minako, have you seen my Jaune-kun?"
"No, not at all." She shook her head. "Why, you find him? I wanted to talk to him too."
"O-oh...I just wanted to hug him..." Pyrrha frowned. "If you see him...tell him I'm looking for him, okay?"
"No problem!" Minako smiled.

Pyrrha sniffed the air, walking off. "...It smells like Jaune-kun's cologne here..." When she was out of earshot, the girl wiped her brow in relief..

"Thank god...that girl needs help."

Weiss sighed. "This is already looking to be idiotic...still think it'll go well, Ruby?"
"Of course!" Ruby smiled brightly. "This'll be awesome!"

"I wish I had your optimism..." The heiress grumbled. "Sadly, sharing a room with Yang isn't conducive to staying optimistic."

"I love you too~" The brawler smiled at her. "So...sit in pairs, one behind the other?"

"Yeah, sure." Blake shrugged "Why not?"

Glynda cleared her throat. "Now, this is not the first time we've run this trip, so naturally, we have some ground rules.

One, no tents are to be mixed-gender. "

At that moment, Pyrrha, Nora and Fox grumbled.

The instructor continued. "Secondly, nobody is to leave the campsite without myself, Professor Fall, Professor Faust, Professor Ozpin, Miss Lupin, Miss Honda or Professor Torchwick accompanying you."

"Tohru's coming on this trip?" Yang inquired.

"Yeah, she's asleep on the bus." Blake pointed her out. "She looks adorable..."
"As is Torchwick." Weiss noted. "Excellent. The sanity of Misses Lupin, Honda and Professor Torchwick SHOULD Just about balance out having Professor Faust come with us! Barely."

Professor Faust cackled, standing behind Weiss. "I heard that~"
"G-gah! When did you get there?!"

"I have my ways." The professor adjusted her glasses. "I am offended you don't consider me sane! I assure you, I am merely ahead of the curve."

"Thirdly!" Glynda shouted out over the din. "Under no circumstances are any indecent acts to be done at camp! I will personally keep guard to make sure that you do not get up to...ahem...indecent acts."

Yang laughed. "This'll be fun."

"Just...Yang, please. No." Weiss pleaded. "Please, no..."
"You're just adorable when you do that, you know?"

The heiress sighed. "I give up on this trip already."

"No questions?" Glynda looked around briefly, before she tapped her scroll. "Excellent! Everyone board the bus in team order! First on, Team RWBY!"

Ruby smiled. "Come on. Let's go."

Weiss sighed, kissing her on the cheek and walking on. "Let's hope your adorableness can get me through this trip without me wanting to choke Yang to death..."

Half an hour later...

The bus was packed to full and well on its way to the campsite, up in the mountains to the north of Vale. Weiss sighed, reading a book and leaning back in her seat- Ruby had long since fallen asleep and was currently leaning her head into Weiss' shoulder, asleep, her mouth slightly agape.

The heiress mused to herself quietly. "S-stupid moron...having to be so adorable...n-no human should be so cute.

I'm lucky for such a girlfriend, too. Somehow, she still manages to remain happy through the antics..."

"I heard that~" Yang giggled. "You know, you get so lovey-dovey around her, it's cute~"
"I-I do not!" Weiss blushed, shaking her head.

"Oh, come now. Of course you do! She's your girlfriend. It's only natural, right?"
"A-A Schnee does not get soft like that!"

"Your dad proves otherwise."
"Shut up."

"Just because I proved you wrong~"
"You p-proved nothing!"

"Pancakes, pancakes, rolling on the pan!" Nora yelled from the back of the bus, half-singing, half-yodelling. "Sweetest batter, creamiest butter, rolling on the pan!"

"Oh, dear Oum, she's singing." Weiss facepalmed. "How does Ruby sleep through this?"
"She's slept through worse. She once slept through me and dad having a Gundam marathon when she was sick." Yang recounted fondly. "Rubes is one heavy sleeper, huh?"
"Hmph." Weiss nodded. "Indeed. Adorable, though...I disagree."
"Oh, come on. You find her adorable. You don't need to lie about it! Are you STILL being a tsundere when you're her girlfriend?!"

"I told you, I am NOT a stupid tsundere!"

Blake sighed. "Weiss, just accept the label. It makes you look cuter."
Weiss glared at her. "S-shush! Y-you know nothing of cuteness!"
"I made Norn deliberately adorable. Surely I know what a cute thing is." Blake shot back.

"Pipipipi!" Vivi waved at them, poking her head in from the seat in front of them.

"Hello, Vivi." Weiss nodded at her plushie counterpart. "Enjoying the trip?"
"Pipipi!" She gave a stubby thumbs up. "Pippipipipi!"
"What do you mean, watch out?" Weiss looked to her left, before Velvet dived onto her lap, giggling.

"Oh, your lap is so warm~"
Weiss blushed, recoiling. "G-get off of me!"
Velvet snuggled up as much as she could in the heiress' lap. "Nope~"
"G-get off! Y-you pervert!"
"The t-tsundereishness is so...adorable...I-I HAVE to snuggle up to her!"

"HELP!"

Vivi sighed. "Pipipipipipi." Shrugging, she licked a vanilla sorbet as Weiss struggled to get the bunnygirl off of her.

Meanwhile, Nora decided to announce a pancake fight in the back of the bus.

It was messy, to say the least.

END OF PART 1

A/N: Part 1 out of the way, of ...let's say 3! Yeah! That's a good number.

So...I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, reviews, thoughts, criticisms and suggestions and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!