Weiss Reacts to Camping Trips, Part 2!

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"Right, you rabble!" Cinder called from the front of the bus as it pulled in front of the campsite.

Nora pouted, sweeping the pancakes off of her and plopping them into her mouth. "Come on, Professor Fall! Can't we have ONE more minute?! I nearly WON THE PANCAKE WAR!"

Weiss glared at her, bits of pancakes stuck in her pale hair, plucking the crumbs out with her fingers. "No. Professor Fall, don't give her another minute. Dust be damned, how do you get pancakes in someone's armpits?!"

Beth grumbled, sweeping up the floor of the bus with a plastic broom, shooting Nora an icy glare.

Yang giggled, poking the pancake-covered Blake. The brawler was completely unscathed by the fight.

"Your manliness wasn't enough to save you this time, was it?"

Blake seethed quietly, clenching her fists. "She did not win by manly means! SHE DIDN'T WIN LIKE A REAL MAN!"

"Oh, come off it~" Yang crawled onto her partner, causing Blake to blush in embarrassment. "I'll clean you up~"

Blake's voice suddenly ratcheted up in pitch as Yang began touching her in places that no person should be touched. "W-wait! Yang! What are you doing?! D-don't touch me th-AH!"

Weiss facepalmed. "Stupid deviant! What are you doing?!"

Espresso took out a phone and snapped pictures of the event going on behind Weiss. "Oooooh...kinky!"

"Great, now she's bringing a stupid pervert crowd over here to WATCH her deviancy!"

Glynda sighed and strolled to the back of the bus. "Ladies, this is NO place for such indecency!" She glared at the row, before Yang sighed and left Blake alone, judging from her relieved sighs and heavy breathing.

"Fine...you're boring..."

Glynda sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "I do not know how your roommates can pull up with you."

"Neither do I, Professor. Neither do I." The heiress grumbled and picked up her things to leave the bus.

Slowly, the group filled out of the bus, waiting in a line with the rest of the people present. Glynda, Ozpin, Torchwick and Cinder were waiting in front of the students; the former three were wrapped up tightly in varying forms of winter wear. Cinder, however, was dressed in nothing more than her usual short dress, giggling at the cold weather.

Ruby huddled herself tightly in a large red coat with a wolf-themed hood, shivering. She looked around; most of the students present were also tightly wrapped up. The reaper could've sworn it wasn't this cold when they left Beacon.

"W-Weiss!" She looked over to her girlfriend, who was clad in nothing more than her usual attire, with the addition of black stockings to cover up her legs and a cartoonish scarf made to look like a shark wrapped around her neck.

"H-how are you not freezing?!"

"I enjoy the cold. It's just in my blood, I suppose." Weiss shrugged, the cold not even beginning to affect her.

Yang, also herself completely in normal attire except for her legs being covered in black tights, chuckled. "Is it...Weiss cold enough for you?"

The heiress merely shot her a glare. "Yang, please, don't make such terrible puns, or I will be forced to execute you for treason."

"Awwww, are my puns too awesome for you?"

"A-ahem!" Glynda cleared her throat, shivering slightly and huddling herself in the cold. "Now...m-my students, w-we have arrived at the campsite! T-this is the b-best possible c-campsite that w-we have e-ever used..."

The site looked overgrown, with tumbleweed flying everywhere, vines growing on the walls of the cabins, and Weiss swore she could see a large Beowolf running from something in the forest.

Indeed, the only pristine place in the camp was the lake in the background, a small ripple running across its surface from the light winds blowing that day.

The heiress shuddered. 'What could make Grimm run away so easily?! What in the name of Dust? This camp...should've been condemned the moment it was made.'

"The finest quality we could muster." Roman said in a mocking manner, before adding in a whisper, "That is, because Ozpin's a damn cheapskate."

"So, ladies and gentlemen, the first and second year students will stay inside the cabins..." Ozpin gestured towards the overgrown cabins. "Don't worry, despite their appearance, they're quite safe to stay in..."

Beth mumbled behind Team RWBY. "Only because I spent the last two nights FIXING the place up...cheapskate."

"And the third and fourth years will stay outside the cabins in their tents. The tents will be divided by gender, as my colleague has stated-"

Pyrrha, Nora and Minako all simultaneously punched the air in irritation.

"And the staff members will be divided between the cabins and the outside. Myself, Professor Torchwick and Miss Lupin will stay inside, while Professor Fall, Professor Goodwitch and Miss Honda will be outside to provide aid if needed." Ozpin nodded. "Also, Professor Fall, anything to add?"

"There's ghosts of all sorts in the woods, in addition to the Grimm." Cinder chuckled mischievously. "So be careful in there, yes?"

"Excellent, Professor Fall." Ozpin remarked calmly as if what she'd said was completely natural. "Are there any questions?"

Minako, Nora, Yang and Sky's hands all shot up.

"That aren't about the availability of food?"

And they all went down just as quick. The headmaster chuckled. "Excellent. Also, the third and fourth years will be expected to cook their own food, which I presume you DID bring."

Weiss and Ruby looked over to Yang.

"Sis, did you bring the food?"

"Please, Xiao Long, tell me you don't expect us to hunt for our food the whole trip."

Yang chuckled. "Of course not. I brought food! I'm not stupid, y'know!"

"I had Norn bring extra food for our group and I have the Lagann coming just in case Yang eats all the food." Blake muttered.

"I-I'm not that gluttonous!"
"Says the person who brags about her fat going in all the right places." Weiss sarcastically remarked.

Yang smirked, chuckling at the heiress. "Oh...touché, Schnee. Touché."

Nora cheered, lifting her pancake mixes in the air. "YAAAAAY! I CAN GO COOK MY PANCAKES!"

Ren sighed. "Just make sure you don't cook all of them in one go."

"Aww! But that's no fun!"

Minako tapped Weiss on the shoulder. "Hey, Weiss."
"Hm?"
"Do you know where we're actually supposed to be cooking all these things? Do we have to make a fire?"
"Actually-" The heiress started, but Minako's eyes glittered with excitement.

"Oh my god, cooking something over a bonfire would be so awesome! We'd sit around the fire and sing songs and-"
"Actually!" Weiss interjected. "Most sites like this have a small hut where we have tables set up and several gas taps for cooking. We cook with bonfires on the last night, from what I remember."

Minako cheered. "That's awesome! I've never cooked with a bonfire before..."

"Not the best idea to experience that for the first time here. Yang will probably blow something up or something." Weiss rolled her eyes.

Ruby shivered, huddling next to the heiress. "I'm k-kinda cold...can we get into the hut now?"

"Yeah." The heiress hooped her arm around Ruby's. "Let's go. You look like a big red pillow in that, by the way."

"I-I think t-that's a compliment?"

"It is. You look adorable." The heiress giggled. "You also have a wolf hood, too..."
"I-I got i-it as a p-present from U-Uncle Qrow!" Ruby commented. "H-He's a-always g-getting me w-weird things like this...k-kinda like d-dad..."

"Arf!" Zwei sidled up to the crimsonette, nuzzling her legs. Ruby smiled and crouched, patting him on the head.

"G-good boy..."

Nora pointed towards the cooking huts in the distance, next to the lake. "I found the cooking hut! Last one there's a plate of green eggs and ham!" Whooping, the valkyrie made a beeline for the hut. Blake, unsurprisingly, was not far behind; she was on the back of her Grimm Cerberus, who was whimpering at her.

"Well, come on, boy!"

The Grimm whimpered again, bowing his head. Blake sighed, before whipping out a fishing rod with a small, brown, bone-shaped snack on the end.

"I'll feed you some GrimmSnax if you run for me!"

"Woof!" Cerberus looked up happily and reared up, before carrying the catgirl afoot and beginning to catch up to Nora.

"This is payback for the pancake war!" Blake called out smugly.

Weiss facepalmed, shaking her head in exasperation. "Oh, it begins..."

Eventually, the third and fourth years had made it to the huts- most of the fourth years and the third years had screwed off and headed to other huts, leaving one for teams RWBY, JNPR, CFVY, MLDY and SONA. Cardin, Sky, Melanie and Miltiades had also decided to accompany them, breaking off from their teammates, and Tohru had decided to accompany them as their teacher.

Blake was the first one to arrive, whipping her fishing rod upwards triumphantly. "I win!"

Nora caught up to her, panting and clutching her knees. "Y-you cheated!"
"You never specified that I couldn't use a mount! And I used the manliest of mounts!" The catgirl smirked, patting the Grimm on the head. "Now, Cerberus, have a snack~" She lowered the fishing rod into his mouth, and he happily gobbled up the snack, nuzzling his mistress joyfully. Zwei sidled up to him, and the dog and Grimm began chasing each other around the grass, relaxing and calming down after an entire journey spent crammed inside the bags of their mistresses.

"Hey!" Tohru cried out, running quickly behind them, clutching a clipboard to her chest. "Wait up-whoa!" The girl then proceeded to trip on her own feet, landing on the ground with a squeak. She frowned, rubbing her side.

"Ow..."

Weiss watched Cardin move over to help her up, sighing and looking over at the hut. "Oh boy, this is going to be stupid."

"Come on, Weiss!" Ruby hugged her girlfriend to her with her arm. "Positive thinking-" She sneezed, wiping her nose and frowning. "Ow..."

Weiss giggled, sighing. "You look like such a dunce...but you're an adorable dunce. My adorable dunce."

She sniffed, smiling brightly. "Thanks..."

Fox shivered, huddling himself, not wearing any sort of winter clothing at all. His bare brown arms had visible goosebumps, and his hairs were standing on end as he looked around at the seemingly unperturbed Yatsuhashi.

"M-Man...t-this place is freezing!"
"Should've brought a coat."

"I-I expected it to be hot, y-you know! I-It's like living in a refrigerator! "

"Don't be so dramatic."

Coco was huddled off in a corner already, her Latte personality expressed, her nose deep in a light novel. Velvet was sitting next to her, speaking to Vivi.

"Pipipipipi piii pipipi!"

"I suppose that could work to sneak Weiss out of her tent while she's asleep...but how do we get past Yang?"
"Pipipipi!" Vivi stretched out one of her stubby arms and pounded the end of another one into the end of that arm, resembling a person pounding their fist into their other outstretched palm. "Pipipi pi!"
"Good idea!" Velvet giggled, scribbling down words into a pad. "You're the best, Vivi..."
Vivi merely pumped her chest with her arm proudly. "Pipipi!"

The heiress made a mental note to sleep next to Ruby and in the middle of the tent to thwart whatever insane plan the bunnygirl had come up with to try and kidnap her, before strolling across to Yang.

"Listen, about our sleeping arrangements, I call the middle of the tent." Weiss stated. "And when should we set the tent up?"
"Oh, we don't need to." Yang stated proudly.
"Huh?"
"I brought one of those Dust-powered heated tents that inflate themselves!" The brawler giggled. "It's in my bag." She plopped her yellow and black bag, embossed with her personal symbol, a stylized flame. "It's just under a bunch of other things, if you wanna go set it up now."

"Okay, I'll see you in a bit then." Weiss nodded at her teammate, as she and Ruby crouched by the bag and unzipped it, looking around for the tent.

"Okay...so...antic gear, books, antic gear, a laptop, antic gear-" Weiss grumbled. "Are ALL this girl thinks about antics?!"

"No, wait, what about THIS folder?" Ruby pulled out one labelled 'Top Secret'. "I wonder what's in this?"
"Ruby, normally, I'd tell you not to look inside those things. However, this is Yang, and I don't trust that folder not to be a plan for an antic." The heiress shrugged. "Actually, pass it to me, I'll read it."
"Here." The crimsonette passed it over, and Weiss slowly opened its cover.
"Okay, let's see-oh. Oh Dust no..."

What lay inside the folder was art of Tohru, Minako and Lucina doing something very indecent to each other, involving chocolate syrup and a very interesting position. Weiss and Ruby blushed as they looked at it.

Ruby shuddered. "T-that looks very detailed..."

"Ugh...really?" Weiss threw her hands up in exasperation. "Who DRAWS this kind of thing about their classmates?! And that is NOT how you use syrup!"

"I-I have more uses for syrup..." The crimsonette mused to herself, causing the heiress to blush even more.

"S-shut up! L-Let's put this stupid thing away before something perverted happens!" The heiress hurriedly shoved the drawing back into the folder and closed it, before pulling out a bundle of cloth labelled 'Schnee Frontiers' and clamped with a metal brace.

Weiss lifted it from the bag. "Found it, I think."

"Good...now how do we use it?" Ruby inquired. Weiss rubbed her chin for a moment, before dipping down into the bag to pull out a remote. She handed it to Ruby, before picking up the bundle.

"I'll place the tent, you do the honors of raising it. Okay?"
"Mhm!" The crimsonette nodded as Weiss went over to a flat spot near the forest, in the shade of a tree, calmly placing down the bundle and moving away from it.

"Now."

Ruby looked at the remote closely, checking its functions. It had only six buttons; Deflate, Inflate, Heating On, Heating Off, and two buttons with a plus and minus symbol, presumably for increasing or turning down the heat. She pressed the Inflate button.

"I did it!" She called over to Weiss, who looked over at the tent, placing her hands on her hips and waiting for it to inflate. After a couple of minutes, however, Weiss gazed back at Ruby.

"What's going on?"
"I-I don't know! I thought it'd do it automatically! Hm...maybe it's just a small delay..." The crimsonette examined the remote, pressing the button again. "Hm..."
"Or maybe it's stuck." Weiss sighed, walking over to the bundle. "I'll just have to-"

Suddenly, the Dust-powered tent inflated, sending the heiress flailing and screaming into the forest. Ruby's eyes widened in surprise, as she pocketed the remote.

"W-Weiss! I-I'm coming!" The reaper sprinted towards the place where Weiss had fallen to aid her.

Minutes later, after Weiss was liberated from the brush...

Weiss, now covered in twigs and leaves from her brush with the bush, and Ruby stumbled over to the cooking hut. Over in the corner, Cardin had begun cooking what looked to be beef noodles and serving them to Melanie, Militades and Sky, while Yatsuhashi and Tohru were helping to make riceballs and soup for team CFVY. Norn was rather expertly making a risotto for her team, as Minako stared hungrily at the rice pot and Elsa read a book next to their mysterious fourth member Ori, who herself was reading an Arthurian romance.

In the middle of the hut, Yang and Nora were having a shouting match.

"Me and Blake are the more awesome couple!"
"No, me and Renny!" Nora retorted. "We're adorable!"
"So are we!"
"Nuh-uh!
"Uh-huh!"
"W-we're better pranksters!" Nora stuck her tongue out.
Yang scoffed. "We WON the Antic War!"
"Weiss won the Antic War!"
"Yeah, but we helped her win it! Team RWBY pride, for the win!"

Nora crossed her arms, rubbing her chin with one hand. "I suppose there's only ONE way to solve this!"

"And that is?"
"A COOKING CONTEST!" The valkyrie concluded happily. "The best dish PROVES the best couple!"
"Fine!" The brawler smirked. "You're on!"

Weiss sighed. "Screw this, I'm going to go walk in the forest for a bit. Ruby, wanna come?"

"Sure!" The reaper followed her as she went into the woods, taking in the fresh air.

Weiss sighed. "Ruby, you think Cinder was lying?"
"Huh?"
"About the ghosts in the woods." The heiress scoffed dismissively. "You REALLY think there's ghosts here? I doubt a rat could live here."
"Well, I heard from dad that he went to this site before, and supposedly it's haunted by a family of ghosts." Ruby recounted.

"Hmph. Just a rumour." Weiss scoffed once more. "Don't pay any heed to it!"
"If you get scared, Weiss-"
"I will NOT get scared!"

"What about that girl in the maze-"
"SHE SNUCK UP TO ME AND WHISPERED 'WOOF' IN MY EAR!"
Ruby shook her head. "You mean she happened to be behind you and she had her own way of saying 'hi'?"
Weiss crossed her arms, blushing. "H-Hmph! Have it your way, y-you dunce!"

Ruby giggled, kissing her on the cheek and hugging her. "I love your tsundereishness so much~"
The heiress grumbled, but made no move to exit the hug. "Stupid adorable girlfriend...stupid..."

Suddenly, however, a loud howl sounded from the woods next to them, and Weiss paused, her eyes widening.

"W-what was that?"

"Yeah, what was that?" Ruby pulled away from Weiss, standing behind her and facing outwards. "Y-you don't think that's a ghost, do you?"
"H-hardly." Weiss laughed. "T-there's no w-way. Probably one of Yang's antics."
"Y-Yang's back at the hut, competing with Nora..." Ruby reminded her. Weiss felt her gut twinge slightly, and she was about to say something when she was interrupted.
"Woooooooooo..." An ethereal voice whispered. Weiss froze.

"N-no way."

"Iiiiii am a ghooooooooooost!"

Weiss shook her head in disbelief. "No way. You're not real! You CAN'T BE REAL!"

Ruby looked around. "Huh? What's-"
"VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Suddenly, a horrifying spectre leapt out at the pair, as Weiss leaped into Ruby's arms, screaming in sheer terror.

Her scream was loud enough to be heard throughout the rest of the camp.

END

A/N: Oh dear, looks like there really were ghosts in the camp! Or are they? Cliffhanger time!

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