Weiss Reacts to Camping Trips, Part 3!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! After the crappy cliffhanger that was last chapter, we bring...yet another crappy chapter with which to blow your minds with the crappiness of! Hahaha! I am incredibly irritated right now for various reasons! Don't ask! These reasons are petty!

Taste. The. Bombardment. And the crappiness.

ok but for real more persona 4 references now have fun.

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"AH!" Weiss screamed in terror, leaping into Ruby's arms, as a ghastly spectre leaped out of the bushes at them.

Ruby's eyes widened as she dropped her girlfriend, who leapt away and stood, shivering with fright. "P-Professor Faust?!"

"Boo." Gretchen Faust, Professor of various subjects Ruby couldn't even name, pale as a ghost, covered in dirt and twigs from the forest, dragging along her leather case of clothes and assorted valuables. "I just wanted to surprise you.

"And me!" Yuko Kanoe, Professor of Supernatural Studies, sidled up beside her, hauling along her own case, fading back into reality after deactivating her Semblance. "How could you forget poor little me, dear Gretchen?"

"W-what...in the name of Dust are you doing?!" Ruby looked dumbfounded.

Gretchen frowned. "You guys...forgot me. Do you mind not forgetting me next time?"

The reaper scratched her head. "How is that even possible? Didn't Glynda have a list of teachers on the trip?"

"Supposedly." She sighed, slumping and pouting. "It was so dreadful, walking all the way here with nobody but Miss Kanoe and a lovely gentleman with no face, excellent fashion sense and triangular shades for company..."

"How do you think I feel? I wasn't even told about the camping trip! It was as if Glynda-chan didn't want me to go!" Yuko pouted. "And that man was nicer! I mean, he liked talking about manliness, but come on, he made good tea!"

"Twenty dollars and five minutes of our time to have tea with him is all he asked." Gretchen mused. "Maybe I should've stayed there. At least HE wants me around more than Glynda..." She frowned.

Weiss stood there, still in shock.

"Yeah..." Ruby laughed nervously. "I don't think they're the only ones who didn't want you to come..."

Gretchen looked offended. "Why wouldn't anyone want me to come to a camping trip? I am truly hurt by such a notion! And I'm just a poor old woman..."
"Boy...you really are the real deal." Yuko rolled her eyes. "Childish, young-looking...all you need now is no boyfriend-"

Gretchen stared at her with a glowering look. Yuko associated that look with the look that she usually gave before spawning her infamous spell circles and began trembling as the teacher advanced upon her. "What did you just say?"

"N-nothing!"

Ruby frowned. "Let's get back to camp...I think Weiss needs a break from the insanity."

"G-ghosts..." The heiress mumbled, still shivering. "S-stupid ghosts..."

Gretchen fixed her glasses. "Mhm. Yes. I believe I have so-"

Ruby shook her head and waved her hands about. "Nonononono! I mean...Miss Honda or Professor Goodwitch probably has something for her, Professor Faust!"

"Ah, yes. Of course. She's probably shivering because of the cold, and using a fire glyph might accidentally disrupt the magical equilibrium!" Gretchen concluded. "Excellent thinking!" With that, she moved off to the camp, as Ruby sighed, rubbing her temples.

"Or maybe making a fire in the middle of a forest full of wood while you're the one who scared the living daylights out of her isn't the best idea, Professor..."

Meanwhile, back at the camp...

Yang and Blake were huddled around a pot, tossing ingredients in like mad.

"Yes...yes, I will beat Nora. I'll show her that we're more awesome..."
"Um." Blake raised a finger. "Are you SUPPOSED to put cinnamon with lemon bits and bacon?!"

"O-Of course! Who do you think I am?!" Yang retorted. "I-I know what I'm doing!"

"Are even following a recipe?!" The catgirl panicked.

"Relax! I've got this! I think!

Nora, meanwhile, rapidly stirred pancake batter and poured it into the pan with the same skill that a professional chef cooking such dishes would.

"Ren!" She snapped. "Grab whipped cream! Now!"

"Right." He lazily passed over the cream, but Nora glared at him.

"Faster, slave! Faster!"

"Sheesh." He grumbled and all but threw the can at her- she caught it without even bothering to look back. "So much for 'equal partners in a relationship'..."

Nora mumbled a mantra to herself as she flipped out the newly made pancake and poured more batter onto the pan. "Must make pancakes faster. Must prove pancakes are superior! PANCAKES ARE GOD"

Blake flinched, looking down into the pot Yang was cooking up. "...Dust, what IS that?"
"My own special recipe of Xiao Long Stew!" Yang declared proudly. "I just made it up on the spot!"

"More like Mystery Food X 2.0." Blake mumbled. "This food looks like it could tip over a Grimm."

"Trust me-"

"This will end just like that time where Weiss ended up having those weird trippy dreams after eating your food..."

"Hello, students!" Gretchen strolled in, waving at everyone with her free hand. Yuko and Ruby were following her, with Ruby guiding a blushing, ashamed Weiss by the hand.

Tohru stood up, waving back. "Oh! Miss Faust! When did you arrive?"

"I walked all the way here since mean little Glynda forgot all about me and abandoned me back at Beacon..." Gretchen sniffed.

"Y-you mean Glynda deliberately left you behind because she d-didn't want any stupid antics like what you pulled off!" Weiss snapped, clenching her fists tightly.

"What does she mean by antics?" Tohru asked innocently. The teacher merely giggled.

"Oh, young Tohru, don't mind me~" Gretchen giggled. "Just a chance encounter in the woods, is all."

Yuko chuckled. "Yes, totally. It was hilarious, too."

"I-Is Weiss okay?" The girl looked concerned for the heiress.

"No. I have had my self-esteem and decency violated..." Weiss shuddered, shaking her head. Ruby merely patted her on the back, sighing.

"Don't worry, Weiss, nobody will ever know..."

Gretchen snapped her fingers. "Oh, right, I MUST go check in with dear Ozpin! Excuse me, ladies!" She sprinted off before Weiss could stop her. The latter hung her head in defeat.

"She's going to tell Cinder...who's going to tell Yang. My life is over, Ruby. I'm done..."

Ruby chuckled, hugging her tighter. "It's okay, I'll still love you~"

Nora stood up, proudly carrying four plates of steaming pancakes on a tray, tastefully topped with perfect swirls of whipped cream and halves of strawberry, drizzled with maple syrup and icing sugar, and stacked just perfectly, ringed with caramelized bananas, themselves topped with small dabs of cream.

"We...have completed a work of beauty." Nora sniffed proudly, her eyes watering. "May the god of pancakes look upon us well today!"

Ren licked his lips. "Wow...even I'm getting hungry just looking at that."

Yang scoffed. "Hah, you think THAT'S great? Take a look at OUR food!" She picked up her pot of unidentified stew, pointing it towards everyone.

Weiss gazed into the pot, and for some reason, it seemed to give her discomfort.

"What...IS that?"

"Mystery Food X redux." Blake sarcastically remarked.

"Yang Xiao Long's Secret Stew!" Yang brightly cheered. "And despite its resemblance to Mystery Food X, I assure you it's much more palatable!"

Weiss facepalmed. "I can smell the food poisoning cases already."

"Jaune!" Nora grabbed her teammate, who squeaked in surprise. "TRY MY FOOD!"

"N-no!" Yang shoved a plate of the stew and rice in front of him. "Try mine!"

Jaune looked confused, his eyes darting between the plates. "Uh...what?"
"We're having a contest to see which couple is more awesome, me and Blake, or Nora and Ren!"
"I-In an awesomeness context, not a r-romantic context!" Blake added slightly too hastily.

"And you decided to do this by doing a cooking contest?"

"Yep!" Nora declared proudly. "Now TRY THE PANCAKES!"

"No, try my stew!" Yang pleaded.

"Pancakes!"
"STEW!"

"PANCAKES!"
"STEW!"

"Fine, fine, I'll eat the pancakes!" Jaune sighed, taking a knife and fork and taking a slice out of the pancakes. "Dust, I wonder what this-whoa."

When they entered his mouth, Jaune left this world.

Having had just one bite, it was as if he'd entered heaven itself for one short moment. The texture was smooth, the maple syrup just sweet enough, the cream almost velvety in his mouth, and the taste...

The taste was divine, buttery and sweet in equally perfect proportions, with just a hint of cinnamon here and there.

He had never tasted anything like it. Jaune could live forever on these pancakes and-

"Jaune?" Ren poked him on the shoulder.

"J-Jaune-kun?" Pyrrha looked at him with watery eyes. "I-is he hurt?"

"That was..." Jaune blinked, snapping back to reality. "...that was delicious..."
Nora cheered. "Yes! He liked it! I win!"

Weiss looked over at the pancakes. "...now I'm hungry..."

Ruby smiled. "I'll make you some later, okay?"
"Heh. Thanks, Ruby." She smiled, kissing her on the cheek. "You're the best, even if you are a dunce sometimes."

Pyrrha grabbed Nora by the arm, shaking and pleading. "T-teach me how to cook like you! TEACH ME MASTER! I-I have to impress J-Jaune-kun!"

"No you don't!" Yang protested defiantly. "He hasn't tasted mine yet! This isn't over!"

She pushed the plate in front of him. "Eat up!"

"Okay..." Jaune sighed. "This looks...strange."

Blake sighed. "I'll get Miss Honda. This can't end well." She strolled off to grab Tohru, while Jaune lifted a spoon of the stew into his mouth.

"Well...here goes nothing." He gulped and put the spoonful into his mouth.

The last thing he could consciously remember was the food feeling distinctly off in his mouth. Not strange, not bad, just off.

Jaune fell face-first into the plate, unconscious.

Yang sighed, hanging her head. "...genre savvy, you failed me. I should've listened to Blake..."

Nora winked. "I win! I win!"

Pyrrha grabbed her teammate, sniffling. "J-Jaune-kun! You're hurt!

D-don't worry, I'll protect you from nasty mean Yang!"
"H-hey!" Yang glared at her. "Not funny! And Nora, this isn't over! I WILL prove that our couple's better than yours!"

"Good luck~" Nora giggled, before skipping off to offer her pancakes to the other teams gathered in the hut.

Weiss sighed. "Well...there was ONE case of food poisoning." She walked over to Yang, grumbling.

"...and really, CINNAMON ON BACON?!"

"It seemed like a good idea at the time!" Yang retorted. "D-don't laugh at me! I'm not a cook, I'm a connoisseur of fine foods!"

Weiss smirked. "Yeah, you keep on telling yourself that. I believe we can call this stew Mystery Food Y."

"Hmph." Yang crossed her arms. "I am telling you, you people don't have good taste!"

Ruby rubbed her chin. "Sis, you're acting all Chie-like now."
"Pfft. Don't kid around with me. I'm more awesome than Chie." Yang boasted, before her pocket vibrated.

"Oh? My phone?" She fished her Schnee-brand phone out and checked the message.

"Cindy-chan? Oh? Oh." The brawler smirked at Weiss. Weiss froze, realising what had just happened.

"Oh Dust no..."

"You afraid of ghosts, Weiss?" Yang grinned.

Weiss cried out to the sky. "DAMN YOU CINDER FALL"

Later that night...

Weiss unfixed her hair, letting it flow in a white curtain behind her head. She was half-inside her Schnee Frontiers sleeping bag, embossed with a giant snowflake in the middle, looking over at Ruby, who resembled a giant earthworm, with nothing her head poking out of a giant red segmented sleeping bag.

Blake was sitting outside her sleeping bag, her legs crossed and her eyes shut, tolerating the cold in the pursuit of manliness. She was grasping her Core Drill in her hands, which was pulsing green.

Yang walked back into the tent with a lantern, giggling.

"Oh, Weiss. I hope my lantern didn't look like a ghost to you~"
"S-shut up!" Weiss snapped. "I-I was NOT scared!"

"Professor Faust said you were practically about to wet yourself." Blake commented, her eyes still shut. "And then Professor Kanoe showed us pictures."

"I hate my life..." The heiress sighed. "Why are all our teachers insane?!"

"Not all of them, Weiss." Ruby commented. In the distance, Tohru's embarrassed scream could be heard, followed by Cinder's giggling and the snapping of a camera.

"Only some of them!"

"So, guys, ready for a party?" Yang offered cheerily.

Ruby chuckled. "You got the snacks?"

The brawler nodded, hurling a large bag of assorted snacks onto the middle of the tent. "Here. I got our snacks for the party.

Weiss shrugged. "As long as our party doesn't involve perverted things."
"Oh, Weiss." Yang smiled mischievously. "It's okay if it's just between friends~"
"N-no it's not!" The heiress snapped, blushing.

"So you wouldn't do it with Ruby?"

"Y-you...shut up! SHUT UP!"

Blake breathed in and opened her eyes. "Okay, my manliness acquisition is over. What are we gonna do?"

"Have a party, of course. Weiss wants to be boring, so all votes for not being boring?" Yang raised her hand, along with Blake and Ruby.

Weiss stared, dumbfounded, at her girlfriend. "Et tu, Rose?"

"Sorry..." Ruby pouted. "I-I just...don't want to be stuck here doing nothing tonight."

"I am NOT so boring that we won't do anything, Ruby!" Weiss protested. "You're a dunce!"

"Heheheh!" Yang cheered, taking out a can of Blue Cow and opening it, taking a swig. "Okay, what should we do first?"

"How about a bravery test?" Blake suggested. Weiss shot her a glare.

"Nah, I'm waiting for the opportune moment for Weiss to be ready for more of my pranks~" Yang grinned. "Now. Let's get serious.

Let's play Truth or Dare!"

"No." Weiss stated flatly.

"Why not?!"
"Because you'll do something perverted." Weiss stated calmly. "What do you think?"
"Let's put it to democracy!" Yang crossed her arms confidently. "All for truth or dare?"

Everyone in the tent save Weiss raised their hands.

"SERIOUSLY RUBY?!"

"Sorry..." Ruby blushed, laughing nervously.

Weiss scoffed. "That's it! No hugs for the rest of the trip!"
"Nooooooo!" Ruby sobbed. "I-I need hugs! I-I'll die without being hugged by cute people! Weeeeeiss!"

"Hmph." She crossed her arms. "Y-you're not going to get my hugs."

The reaper looked at her with watery wide eyes and a large pout. "Weiss...love me..."

Weiss breathed heavily before sighing. "Fine...y-you idiot." She relented and gave Ruby a tight hug. The crimsonette cheered happily. "Yay for hugs!"

Yang cracked her knuckles. "Okay, ladies, let's start with...Blake. Truth or dare?"

"Truth." Blake said quickly.

"Okay..." The brawler tapped her chin before snapping her fingers. "Did you ever have a crush on that Adam guy?"
"No." Blake responded flatly. "He was a wimp. Super serious about trying to be badass, but a wimp. Nowhere as manly as Kamina-sama."

"Okay, your turn!"

Blake looked over at Ruby. "Truth or dare?"
"Truth." Ruby responded happily.

"What is the most embarrassing dream you've had about Weiss?"

"Oh..." Ruby blushed, tapping her chin with a finger. "There's a lot of dreams..."
Weiss shook her head, trying to silence her with her hands. "S-shut up, Ruby! No!"

Yang, however, grabbed her and pinned her arms down. "Go, Ruby, go!"

"Oh, it involved a field of chocolate syrup, and it was...kinda...kinky..."
Weiss blushed, shutting her eyes and shaking her head rigorously. "N-no!"

"O-okay!" The crimsonette pointed back at Yang. "Truth, or dare?"
"Truuuuth!"

The heiress facepalmed, still blushing. "Really, you ask the shameless pervert about the truth?"
"W-what's your favourite slash-"
"Tohru with Lucina and Minako." Yang said before she even finished. "I ship it. It'd be so ADORABLE! And kinky."

Weiss resisted the temptation to shove her face into her own sleeping bag. "And as predicted, her answer is also shamelessly perverted."

Yang smiled, before pointing at Weiss. "Okay, since we've had three truths, you're doing a dare!"
"W-what?!" Weiss shouted in disbelief. "How is that FAIR?!"

"Because I said so!" Yang cheered. "Now, let's see...you have to...go sneak into Jaune's tent and give him a kiss!"

"No!"

"Come on, Weiss." Blake smirked. "You know you want to. Ruby can come too-"
"W-why?!" Ruby looked at her, confused and flustered.

"So you can both kiss him on the cheek."

"Oh, I never said cheek..." Yang grinned. "On the lips. More than five seconds."

"No."

"But-"

"NO!" Weiss shook her head, blushing and covering her ears. "I-I won't do it!"
"Cindy-chan and I will tell everyone what happened in the woods~" Yang smirked.

Weiss stared at her. "Y-you wouldn't!"
"You know me, Weiss. I would. Now...go give your boyfriend a kiss."

The heiress sighed and stood up. "F-fine...you idiot." Weiss slipped on her bolero jacket and headed out.

Yang sighed and slipped on her own jacket. "I'm going to make sure she actually does it."
"Snap me pictures!" Blake asked as the brawler followed her teammate.

Meanwhile, in JNPR tent...

Jaune, Cardin and Ren were playing a game of poker. Jaune sighed, placing down a two of a kind, which Ren countered with a straight flush.

"Dammit, Ren!" He passed him a pair of chips, as Ren smiled smugly.

"Never bet against the house."

"I'm dealing the damn cards and he's still beating me!" Cardin stated in disbelief. "How is that possible?"
"I'm just that good at this game." Ren shrugged. "No antics."

"Man..." The knight sighed. "If I was betting real money, I'd be bankrupt already."

Weiss poked her head in. "...J-Jaune?"

"Huh? Weiss?" Jaune looked up. "What are you doing in here?"

"I...um..." The heiress twiddled her fingers. "I-I just..."

Yang stormed in. "Coming through!" She grabbed Weiss from behind, dragging the duelist with her.
"H-hey!"
"I know you're going to skimp out on it, so I'm going to make sure you do it!"
"Do what?" Jaune inquired, before Yang grabbed him and pressed his and Weiss' lips together tightly, letting go.

"Mmmph!" He blushed.

Weiss shut her eyes, her cheeks rouging. Yang quickly snapped a picture with her phone, before Weiss pulled away, shaking her head.

"...b-blame Yang..." Weiss sighed.

Surprisingly, he was a good kisser, though she'd never admit it to his face. And besides, Ruby was better.

Jaune held up a finger. "I...I...eurgh." He fainted into the chips, scattering them everywhere.

Yang held her thumbs up. "Just a game of truth or dare!"

Ren smirked. "Nicely played.

"S-stupid pervert..." Weiss grumbled, blushing.

Half an hour later...

Weiss huddled herself in a corner of the tent, shaking. "I-I kissed...Jaune..."

Yang smirked, fistbumping Blake. "Hah, I'm so awesome~"
"Hehehe...we just need Jaune to kiss Ruby now." Blake mused.

"This was one awesome game of Truth or Dare!" Yang laughed.

Ruby sighed. "I don't think Weiss liked that game."

"O-of course not." Weiss muttered. "I kissed that idiot..."

The catgirl raised a finger. She whispered over to Yang.

"Psst... I hear something...

"What?" Yang whispered back.

"Yang, you up to something?"
"That's not me...I swear..." Yang shuddered. "Wait...didn't Cinder say there were...ghosts...in the woods?"

"You don't seriously believe that, right?" Blake laughed.

"Yeah, but...that antic wouldn't be mine. I haven't set anything u-"

Suddenly, a shadow flashed passed by the tent's outside, causing Blake's ears to stand up on edge.

"W-what was that?!"

"I don't even-" Yang spoke, but then the sounds of breaking twigs interrupted her. She also froze.

"...oh Dust. What if there really ARE ghosts here? What are we going to do?"

Blake drew her Core Drill. "Why...if we're going to go out, then we're going to go out like MEN!"

"Yeah!" Yang cheered. "I supp-"

A giant fanged shadow, dripping blood, appeared next to Blake and Yang, just as a bloodied, mutilated face appeared in front of Weiss and Ruby.

Three girls screamed in abject terror. Blake, however, scoffed dismissively.

"Screw that. I'm going to go check who it is."

Just outside the tent...

Cinder snickered quietly, holding up a puppet with dripping strawberry syrup from one side, and Yuko holding a fake bloodied head on the other side.

"We are so awesome~"

"This was a hilarious idea!" Yuko giggled. "I can't believe I didn't think of this!"

Ozpin casually walked past, sipping a thermos of coffee. He looked over at the pair.

"Are you ladies busy?"

Cinder and Yuko nodded.

"It's for atmosphere, Ozzy~"

"Yep, what Cinder said."

"Right." Ozpin calmly took a sip out of his thermos. "Just don't get too carried away, ladies." He walked away, just as Blake exited her tent and rounded the corner.

"Cinder?"

"Oh crap!" Her eyes widened. "She's found us! Run!"

"RUUUUUUUN!" Yuko screamed and dropped the head, running, followed by Cinder.

Blake grumbled. "I've better pranks, scrubs." Shrugging, she walked back into the tent.

"Guys, you can stop screaming. It was just Professor Fall and Professor Kanoe."

"...t-those idiots!" Weiss punched the ground, blushing in embarrassment. "The NEXT time they come back, we're going to beat the living daylights out of them!"
"T-that was a crappy prank!" Yang protested.

Suddenly, another twig broke, and something stumbled into the side of their tent, leaving a shadow.

Blake, Yang, Weiss and Ruby all picked up blunt objects, from books to shoes.

"Okay, when they come in, start beating them." Ruby hefted her shoe in her hand.

"On the count of three..." Yang said.

"One...two...THREE!"

The person stumbled in and was immediately beset upon by a mob of flailing hands and arms.

He screamed in surprise.

"Ow! Ow! Hey! Guys! Stop! It's me! Jaune!" Jaune tried to shield himself from the barrage. "Hey! Quit it!"

"J-Jaune?!" Ruby ceased her assault and pushed everyone else back, just as they too realised what was going on. "W-what's going on?"

"Why were you guys beating me with shoes and stuff?! That hurts!"

"Sorry, we thought you were Cinder and Yuko." Yang shrugged. "They came by earlier, trying some ghost nonsense on us. Why're you here?"
"I'm...hiding...from Pyrrha." He sighed. "She's trying to sneak into our tent to share my sleeping bag while I sleep, and she's done it five times now. I'm trying to camp here for a while so I can sneak over to Cardin and Sky's tent and sleep there."

"Good idea." Blake mused. "Sorry about the beating, by the way."

"All's forgiven...just, please, mind having a look before you beat me up like that." Jaune sighed tiredly.

Weiss just shook her head. "This night's going to hell..."

Nobody noticed the small flaps at the back of the tent move slightly, followed by the quiet pitter-patter of footsteps.

Meanwhile...outside...

Vivi snuck back to the tree behind which Velvet was hiding. "Pipipipi!"
"Excellent job..." Velvet rubbed her hands gleefully, before looking over at the kit she had ready- a sack, a wheelbarrow and a small trail leading to a small cave in the distance where she'd set up for an impromptu date with Weiss.

"So, you say it's absolute chaos there?"
"Pi!" Vivi gave her a stubby thumbs up.
"This gives me a chance!" Velvet laughed.

"Now...I will FINALLY get my date with Weiss-sempai!"

END

A/N: Next chapter, the conclusion to the Camping Trip arc! Woo! Yeah! I said this would be three parts but there was too much hilarity that I needed to get out!

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, suggestions, reviews, criticisms, comments and thoughts, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!