A/N: Okay ya so.. Super long wait for a super short chapter... I am incredibly apologetic for this and actually have plenty of excuses, but it's been so long I've forgotten most of them anyway. To keep it short, I'm struggling with my language classes like usual. I simply do not have the kind of concentration required for writing (yes I am well aware of the irony that I am writing this). I won't lie, I have been on my computer, quite often in fact, since the last time I updated. I have some friends in a psychology class (first one that is directly through our high school whoot, whoot!) so I always agree to help them with their surveys for their homework and long story short one of these asked about how many hours I spend on electronics to which I truthfully answered about 12-23 hours each day, almost always school related in one way or another. But ya that's just it, I would go on my computer with the intent to write more for this story, and would end up doing school work instead (I am very much aware that is usually the inverse of what normal people say, but then I am not normal).

Warnings: All canonical pairings in the seven were broken up; homosexuality is a big part of this story, so I'm sorry to the homophobes out there but I don't want to hear it. M/M, F/F, Threesome, I don't know what else to put as a warning so let me know if you see something I should add

Main Pairings: Frank/Leo, Jason/Nico/Percy

Side Pairings: Nico/Percy, Annabeth/Reyna, Hazel/Piper, Tyson/Ella

PJatO/HoO Characters: Annabeth Chase, Ella the Harpy, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Nico di Angelo, Octavian Simmons, Perseus Jackson, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Reyna Avila Ramirez-Arellano, Thalia Grace, Tyson

Disclaimer: I am not 50 some odd years old. I am only a high school/college student with a love for mythology. All rights to the series and the characters belong to the amazing Rick Riordan.

Wait, What?

Chapter 4: Shopping

Annabeth's POV:

While we were out exploring the town, we came upon the local mall. Piper and Rachel decided they wanted to use the boys as dress-up dolls and eventually even got me, Hazel and Reyna in on the idea. Together we conspired against the boys—sans Tyson as Ella had convinced him to take her to the bookstore we had passed near the entrance—and eventually got them all into dressing room stalls at this one store that was entirely comprised of trendy trade-in or donated clothing—like a trendy Goodwill. I only made out the initials "B" and "E" in the name through my dyslexia, but it didn't really matter anyways.

So the girls were grabbing clothes and tossing them to the boys before promptly sending them back into their changing stall. We were the only ones in the store and there weren't even that many people at the mall to begin with, so the staff was ok with us hogging the dressing rooms. Nico was currently wandering the store looking for something to try on with Reyna's help. Me and Rachel had just sent Leo into his dressing room a few seconds ago, when Piper walked up.

"Geez what's taking Jason so long, I want to see him in what me and Hazel had found," she said with a glint in both her and Hazel's eyes and small, mirthful smiles fighting to cross their faces. I shrugged, not knowing either.

"Percy's taking a while with his latest, too," I noted.

"How about we go check on them, hm?" Rachel suggested.

Piper and Hazel reached Jason's stall first and pulled open the current. Only to have confusion flit across their features.

"What's wrong?" Reyna asked as she and Nico came back.

Before the other two girls could say anything, I responded instead. "This…" I said with slight horror and dread.

I had just pulled aside the curtain, but to my surprise I did not see Percy. Or rather, he was not the only one I saw.

Jason was there too, over Percy, with Percy tugging him closer. But the most horrifying part, was that their lips were locked together.

Again sorry it's so short, and that it's kinda a cliff hanger, but ya... Anyways I managed to get a friend of mine into this fandom. I've been having her power read the series since about the end of September and she is currently almost at the end of Mark of Athena. Aaaaaand she's requesting two stories from me... A Solangelo (even though she doesn't really understand the supreme significance of that yet) and A JasonxBrick. When she suggested that last one, it looked like some of the college and high school students hanging around in the cafeteria were about to run and grab someone from security to give me first aid because I was laughing so hard I eventually stopped breathing for a bit. I told her that would end up being one of the crackiest crack!fics ever and it would probably end up being a drabble. She looked me straight in the eye and said "So you'll do it then." No question about it and apparently I get no say. SO, anyone who actually read this, maybe drop me a review on your opinion if I should do this? Or really any kind of review is nice. I know not a lot of Freo has happened yet, but that's because Frank's not here yet... Should I do a drop in on Frank next? I don't, give me your opinion!