Blake and the Great Mecha Battle: The Sequel!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Boy, we have some announcements for you today! Firstly, we're featuring the legendary trollfic author Cornjacob's work 'Nora kills a bunch of everybody' fairly soon! By, of course, having none other than Nora herself read it! That CAN'T be a bad idea, can't it? Huh? Guys? Why are you running? Guys?

Anyway, on to the main stuff of this chapter. Yes, the mecha battles. I'm sorry for anyone who expected, say, a Megadeus, the Mazinkaiser or, possibly a Gundam, but y'know, save the best for last. No, if you guys have been paying attention to absolutely everything, you already know what this chapter's really about. All I'm saying. Everything I write will be a Chekhov's Gun or a red herring.

So let's get this chapter out of the way and into the public before you guys get bored of me! Not that you haven't already if you've been following me this long. *shrug*

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise one of the Bullheads would be called 'the Iron Savior'. Props to you who gets the reference.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Starting today, the Mecha Club is now in session!" Blake announced, standing in front of a classroom door, with the rest of team RWBY, Ren and Nora gathered in front. Everyone except Weiss was wearing a blue sash with 'Mecha Pilot' embossed across the sash. Weiss crossed her arms, looking around.

"Why am I here?" She asked irritably.

"Because you two are the only ones who can pilot the Nirvash, by dint of you and Ruby being a couple." Blake said matter-of-factly, gesturing to her and Ruby, before shrugging.

"Well, Nora and Ren could, but Ren and I had an agreement, and Cardin and Melanie don't want to join in the fun, being boring people." She scoffed, before reading off the list. "Right...roll call!

Miss Xiao Long, Miss Rose, Miss Schnee, Miss Valkyrie and Mister Lie are here today..." She ticked off the list. "...Mister Ikari, Miss Ayanami, Miss Soryu and Mister Nagare are...not present. Eh."

Yang looked at her curiously. "Why do you have to be so formal?"

"Council rules." Ren rattled off in a rehearsed manner. "Also, Mister Nagare, did you say?"

"He goes by 'Batshit', apparently." Yang shrugged. "I dunno why."

"Riiiiight." Blake chuckled, as if recognizing an in-joke. "Okay, first order of business!"

"How did this club get approved, Ren?" Weiss inquired.

"Overwhelming majority of ten to one. The one being Neptune." Ren rolled his eyes. "He's a scumbag who wants to push his 'Tankery Club' or something.

Doesn't he know that's limited to girls anyway? Oh, wait. Neptune. Never mind."

"Now!" Blake cleared her throat. "Our inaugural meeting should be commemorated appropriately?"
"With tea and cakes?" Weiss inquired hopefully.

Blake grinned, holding her thumb up at her. "Not a chance, Weiss!

Yang, let us away to the garage!" She pulled out her Core Drill and rushed off to the stairwell to the ground floor, with Yang heading behind her. Ruby, Nora and Ren followed suit, with Weiss staying behind for a moment.

"...am I getting to like these stupid antics?" She rapidly shook her head. "No...such a thing is unthinkable. I can't possibly be turning into Yang...

N-no! I just like flying robots! Like a normal person! Wait, no, that's not normal! I should...I'm just doing this as a favor for the team. That's it." The heiress nodded quickly, heading downstairs.

"Yes. That's it."

Fifteen minutes later...

The Gurren Lagann and Nirvash stood outside in the Forest of Forever Fall, waiting for Ren and Nora's mech to show up. The former was standing with its arms crossed, looking over the treeline to distant Vale, while the latter was standing with its ref board implanted firmly in the ground, gripping it tightly with one hand and the other on its hip.

Below them, the relatively miniscule Paladin, piloted by club advisor Cinder Fall, looked up.

"You guys waiting on someone?" She called through the comms.

"Ren. We're going to test out a new mech design of mine based on Dust power rather than Aura manipulation." Blake responded. "Right. Yang, run all Ganmen system checks."

"You got it!" The brawler giggled. "All Spiral systems in check! The fusion between Gurren and Lagann is in place! Spiral Energy is at one-hundred percent!"

"You alright over there, Rubes and Weissy?" Yang called over on the comms.

"Dust particle concentration is at one-hundred percent, all systems are a-go!"

"Energy fillers at maximum." Ren's voice suddenly popped onto the comm links.

"Ren?" Weiss tilted her head, before tapping the microphone. "What are you doing? Where are you?"

"En route. Landspinners are clear, slash harkens ready, chaff deployment ready, and..."

Weiss and Ruby could hear a whooshing sound over them.

"Air Glide System works perfectly!" Nora laughed.

Weiss looked up to the sky, to see a thin, lithe mecha, slightly shorter than both Gurren Lagann and Nirvash, with gold highlights and a red pack with four protrusions glowing red and large shoulder pauldrons. Her eyes widened in shock.

"Is that..."

Blake laughed. "Model Shinkiro Dust-Type is perfectly ready!"

"Factsphere Sensors are working!" Nora called from the comms. "Your wireless feed system works perfectly, Blake! I can see everything my Renny can from headquarters! Also, the Druid System should be working fine."

"Oh, come on!" Weiss scoffed. "T-that's stupid! HE gets the combat computer?!"

"Relax, Weiss." Yang chuckled. "We're still working out the kinks of the system. It's not perfect."

"It better not be, otherwise it renders the whole point of these fights useless..."

Blake laughed uproariously. "Or makes fights more fun!"

The Gurren Lagann cracked its knuckles as the Shinkiro made its way next to the Nirvash.

"Right!" Blake called over the comms. "This'll be a two on two fight! Myself, Yang and Professor Fall against Ren, Weiss and Ruby!"

"This'll be an easy fight." Weiss called over. "We'll beat you like we did last time!"

"You mean like we beat you last time." Blake retorted. "Bring it!"

The Gurren Lagann pointed its finger at them, as the Nirvash yanked out the ref board from the ground. The Shinkiro stretched out its arms, and the Atlesian Paladin assumed a combat stance, ready for battle.

"Commence battle!" Cinder announced.

With that, the fight began in earnest. The Gurren Lagann leapt at the Nirvash, drills appearing from its fist, which the Nirvash retaliated by batting away the fist with its ref board, before somersaulting in the air and backwards.

"Heheh, good one." Blake chuckled. "You're better than I thought you were."
"It wouldn't do for a Schnee to have a bad showing in ANY combat situation!" Weiss retorted. "Let's do this!"

With that, the Nirvash took off into the air on its ref board, surfing through the air on a trail of green Dust. The Gurren Lagann followed suit, flying off on its attached Bullhead wings, leaving a trail of Spiral Energy.

Meanwhile, on the ground, the Shinkiro dodged a cannon blast from the Paladin, retaliating with a blast from its wrist-mounted hadron cannons, firing a dark orb of energy which collided with a canister of Dust from the Paladin, creating a large explosion in mid-air.

Ren chuckled. "Nicely done, Belladonna. This really DOES feel like the Shinkiro."

"Only the best for my mechs." The catgirl retorted, chuckling smugly. "Nicely played, too!"

Cinder scoffed. "I'll still beat you." The Paladin readied itself to punch the Shinkiro.

Ren smiled to himself, flexing his fingers over the keyboard. "I've got terrible mech control skills, but good on you guys for giving me the keyboard control scheme.

Typing quickly, he readied the Shinkiro for the next attack. Cinder's Paladin leapt at the Shinkiro, rearing back its fist.

"Come on!"

"Absolute Defense, ON!" Ren yelled, as the Shinkiro was surrounded by a pink barrier constructed of hexagonal tiles, blocking the punch entirely. The Paladin deftly leapt back, rearing up for another punch.

"Oh COME ON! Why does EVERY mech have stuff like that but mine?!"

"Then quit buying yours from the used mecha warehouse!" Blake retorted.

"I can't help it! They come in a twelve pack!" Cinder protested, before pushing a lever forward and launching several grenades at the Knightmare Frame, which bounced harmlessly off of the field of energy.

Ren chuckled, before lowering the fire shield to several shots from the Hadron Cannons, which the Paladin leapt away from.

"Professor, you're too good at dodging." Ren called over. "And you call my shield unfair."

"Of course it is!" Cinder protested. "It's too powerful!"

Meanwhile, in the air, the Nirvash blasted the Gurren Lagann with green Dust blasts, which the latter mech shielded against with a broad drill, before extending a long, piercing drill with its other hand and charging at the Nirvash, a loud, wordless yell from Blake filling the comms. Weiss responded by twirling into the air, slamming the drill against the ref board, before tilting up and somersaulting back onto the board with grace and retaliating by slugging the Gurren Lagann in the face with its free hand.

The mech flew back, reeling with the force of the punch. Blake shook her head and laughed.

"Nice, solid hit. You sure you're not enjoying this?"

"I-I'm only doing because you people d-dragged me into this fight!" Weiss retorted.

Yang smirked. "Suuuure, Weiss. Sure you-"
Nora's somewhat alarmed voice suddenly interrupted the comms. "Uh, guys! We have three unknown signatures approaching the forest! Are these guys expected?"
"Signatures?" Blake called over. "What do you mean signatures? What do they look like?"

"They look like...fancy symbols or something." Nora reported. "They should be in visual range."

The Gurren Lagann looked up to the sky to see three shapes in the distance, appearing to be airships; one green, one blue and one orange- trailing energy trails the same color as their mecha, rapidly approaching the forest.

Blake looked back to the comms. "Uh...Nora. Is there ANYTHING else you fou-"
"Wait, wait! Something's going off on this weird computer thing you have here! Blake, what does 'Vox Particle Concentration' mean? And why is it increasing?" Nora inquired curiously.

Weiss called over. "Is this another one of yours?"
"Not mine." Blake hurriedly shook her head. "I know who they are, and those are not my mechs."

Suddenly, an unknown frequency logged onto the comms, marked by a green, elaborate symbol. Blake's eyes widened.

"Oh, you can't be serious. HOW did she get onto my frequency-"
"Hey!" The newcomer called onto the commlink. "I-is this thing on?"
"Of course." The catgirl responded quickly. "What are you doing here?"

"I might ask what you're doing! You're going to destroy the nearby city!"

"This is perfectly safe." Yang responded. "We've taken out all the appropriate for-"
"I'm not going to allow you to destroy this city! It's our responsibility as part of the Jersey Club!"

Blake sighed irritably.
"Dammit, Madoka. Just...dammit. You're going to make this hard, aren't you?"

"W-wait!" The unseen pilot, presumably the aforementioned Madoka, sounded surprised. "H-How do you know who-"
"Wait, seriously, Madoka?" Yang's eyes widened. "What, like Kaname Madoka? H-hey, can you get me Mami's autograph?!"

"Kyouno. Wrong Madoka, Yang." Blake corrected her. "Doesn't matter, let's do this."

"W-wait, guys!" Madoka called over the comms. "Can you guys explain how you kno-"

Blake shut off the comm, grumbling. "This just has to happen right when we're trying to have a training fight.

Right, guys, prepare for real battle?"

Weiss protested. "Just WHO is this Madoka you're talking to? What in Dust is going on?!" She smacked the controls.

"I think she's one of the pilots of those mechs that are flying REALLY fast towards us." Ruby pointed out somewhat snarkily.

"You're joking, right?" The heiress sounded exasperated. "Seriously?! MORE giant robots?!"

Ren laughed. "Good. I've been dying to have a better opponent than Professor Fall."
"H-hey!" Cinder protested. "I'm trying my best! You got the OP one!"

"Blake, do you MIND explaining why we're fighting THESE guys?!" Weiss yelled over.

"They think we're actually trying to fight." Blake grumbled. "Ironically, this'll result in a real fight..."

"Why don't you try and explain it?" Ruby offered.

The catgirl turned on video comms, shaking her head. "She won't be convinced too easily. She's more stubborn than Weiss on a good day."
"Hey!" Weiss glared at her. "Shut up! I am NOT stubborn!"

Blake shrugged. "Eh. Nora, tell me if that Vox Particle Concentration goes up over one-thousand."
"Got it! Wait, Blake, how do you know them?"
"Keep up with the news." Blake reminded her. "You guys didn't hear about what went down in Kamogawa?"

"No, and it'd be NICE for you to explain-" Weiss started, but the mecha approaching them landed in front of them.

The mecha, currently in ship form, shifted out, arms and legs extending from the torso, with several extensions flipping out, painted with the highlight colors of each mech. The one in front, the green one, drew a long energy blade, ready to fight.

Suddenly, a new person joined their comms; a brown-haired girl in a skintight green and white suit, a tuft of hair tied with a yellow band. She was leaning forwards on what looked like the controls to her mecha, which resembled a motorcycle seat.

Yang sighed, looking up at Blake. "You didn't splurge out on communications security, that's for sure."

"Hey, why are you guys fighting?" Madoka complained over the communications, frowning. "And how do you know my name?"
"One, you're world-famous." Blake retorted. "Two, we aren't fighting! We're having a TRAINING SESSION for Dust's sake, dammit!"

"A training session? What? Wait, those don't look like Ovids...or Voxes." The pilot tilted her head, before sighing. "Man, this is getting confusing! Why did we fly to this 'Vytal' place anyway?"

"Because I wanted to say hi." Another voice, which Weiss recognised, interrupted her. The heiress shook her head.

"...t-that girl from Halloween?"

"Woof. I wanted to apologise for scaring you in the maze." The girl, remaining unseen, stated. "I did not intend on-"
"Wait, what? You guys scared Weiss?!" Yang gripped the controls of the Gurren. "Without me?! Ugh, that pisses me off! That's not fair! I WANTED to!"

"W-whoa, wait! Yang!" Blake called out, but it was too late. The Gurren attempted to punch the green mech, the Vox Aura, in the face. The Vox swiftly dodged it, and Madoka was quick to express displeasure.

"Hey! Do you mind doing that to Midori?! Now I HAVE to fight you!" The pilot complained. "I'll make it quick-"
"Quick?!" Blake protested. "Your Vox may have crazy Rin-ne powers, but it's NOTHING compared to the Gurren Lagann! Now you've angered me!"

"What the..." Madoka looked confused, before crying out in frustration. "So much questions! How do you people know everything?! Just...ugh, I'll make you guys explain later!"

The mecha, known world-over as the Vox Aura- fabled in legends both on Earth and the kingdoms of De Metrio and La Garite as the Green Demon that destroyed worlds within the distant void of space, pointed its blade at the Gurren Lagann, itself fabled on distant worlds as a power to challenge gods and the bearer of the drill that created the Heavens themselves.

And so began the clash between the mightiest of the Voxes and the mightiest of the Ganmen.

END

DISCLAIMER: Rinne no Lagrange belongs to Xebec.

Code Geass belongs to Sunrise.

A/N: The battle was so long, I had to split it into two chapters- I have it written, but I don't think I did either team RWBY or the Jersey Club justice, so I'm going to work on it for tomorrow. Don't worry, sometime this week, we'll have Emergence out to make up for it.

Eh. Not ruling out some older mech series, but you know, always save the best for last.

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, suggestions, reviews, criticism, comments and thoughts, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!