Nora Reacts to 'Nora kills a bunch of everybody'!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Hehehehehehe, this'll be the hilarious chapter.

Now the world will know why it fears the name Nora Valkyrie. Or why everyone loves her. I dunno. I personally love Nora~

A huge shout-out to Cornonjacob, who provided the fic in question- while I don't advise it to people looking for plot, I do advise it to people who're looking for good laughs and trolling!

I dunno. Let's just get this chapter on the road before things get stupid.

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Raven/Adam would be a thing.

All mentioned characters and franchises belong to their respective owners.

Nora kills a bunch of everything belongs to Cornonjacob. I neither endorse its quality nor take responsibility for any asplosions you people suffer reading it. I feel obliged to warn any potential lookers that as it's a trollfic, if you're not too into gorn or lemons, just leave the reading to me and feel free to watch everyone else's reactions to it instead.

Ren leaned back in his chair, popping another maple sweet into his mouth and looking at his screen closely. On it was a frame from a fighting scene between a brown-haired female in a long, black sleeveless robe with red gloves and a fairly large chest and a red-headed girl in a blue shirt with a similarly large chest, both about to slam into each other's fists.

"Right." He typed quickly on his keyboard, making several adjustments to make the fists clashing look to his specifications, rubbing his chin. "Hm. This animation business is really fun...but long." He sighed, stretching his fingers and saving the project in his 'animation projects' folder, next to the 'rwby fictionalization project' and 'funny halo machinima' folders.

"Ah. It's refreshing, taking a break from pranking people." Ren mused, closing his animation program and switching to Schnoogle Chrome. "Riiiight. Let's see what the fans are up to- wait...what the..." The gunslinger blinked.

"...Nora kills a bunch of...everybody?" The gunslinger paused, tilting his head. "I...okay, that title's unique.

Huh. I'll check it out." Curious, Ren began to read the fic.

"Okay...so...Oedipus...three-sixty noscoping people? Okay..." Ren nodded slowly. "...still...oh dear Oum."

Slowly, as he realised just what kind of fic it was, his eyes widened in horror and disgust, his head tilting at the almost anatomy-defying

"...Nora...must never read this." He muttered in horror, shaking his head slowly. "No...I will not permit my Nora to be corrupted by this. She's too innocent! I-I can't allow this!"

Jaune walked in, a hotdog in his hands. He looked curiously over at Ren, blinking.

"...what's wrong?"

"Jaune, I have seen a horror that this world cannot contain." Ren grasped his teammate's shoulders, shaking his head. "Even my stoicism cannot stand in the face of this madness!"

"W-whoa! W-what's going on! Ren! This isn't-g-get off of me!" Jaune pushed him off with his spare hand. "Calm down! Ren! Jeez!"

"I'm sorry, but this fic may well disrupt the valuable balance we've set up with the power of antics?

"Alright, Ren, I don't know what you're talking about, but-"

"Just. Read. This. Monstrosity." Ren shoved the boy onto a seat in front of the computer, forcing him to look at the fic.

Jaune slowly read it. His own eyes widened, shaking his head in horror, tightly grasping his hotdog when he realised he was about to drop it in horror.

"...no."

"You see what I mean?" Ren said in a hushed tone. "The balance of antics would be ruined forever if Nora were to take inspiration from this...I hesitate to call it a fic."

"Y-you're right about that..." The knight gulped, horrified.

"We cannot let Nora find out-"
"Find out about what, Renny?" Nora smiled sweetly, coyly leaning into his side. Jaune jumped, having not seen her approach.

"...Uh...nothing!" Ren claimed quickly. "It was nothing, Nora. Honestly."

"Y-yeah." What Ren said!" Jaune chimed in hastily.

"Oh! Oh! Is it that fic you're reading?" Nora pushed Ren aside, reading the screen. The gunslinger's eyes widened in horror, before he grabbed his girlfriend, pulling her away.

"N-Nora, I can't allow you to read that fic!"

"Why nooooot?!" The girl pouted, struggling to hold on to the table. "I-I want to read it!"
"I'm serious, Nora, this could have serious repercussions on your psyche and the world of antics if you do!"

"But I wanna read it!" Nora whined, still struggling.

Ren sighed, shaking his head.

'Nora, I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm doing this because I love you.'

"Then I will have to withhold pancakes for a month if you do not cease and desist!"

Nora gasped in horror, staring at her boyfriend. "You wouldn't."

"I would. You not reading this fic is imperative!"

"Fine, Renny, if that's how we'll play..." Nora smirked smugly. "...then I'll withhold cuddles."

Jaune laughed. "Is that all, Nora? Ren, you've-"
"I surrender." The gunslinger sighed, putting his hands up in defeat. "Fine. I warned you, Nora, but if you insist. Just...please, don't take hugs away. I'll even make you pancakes for dinner."

The knight stared at him. "R-Ren!"

"I...I can't live without her hugs, okay?!" Ren protested. "She's just...I can't live without them."

Nora smiled cheerfully. "See, Renny? That wasn't so bad! Now...what was so bad in this fic that I couldn't read it, anyway? It can't be that bad, right?"

Ren and Jaune looked to each other, gulping.

"Well...Jaune..." Ren nodded to him. "It was nice knowing you."
"Same to you." The knight responded. "I leave all my belongings to my sisters."

"I leave mine to my father and Euphie Arc."

"Why her?"
"You know me."

"...she's my sister."

Nora blinked, finishing reading the first chapter.

"..." Her expression was unreadable.

Ren and Jaune peered out from behind the small barricade they'd set up on the other side of the room with chairs, hoping that those would stop Nora's rampage, should she break out into one.

"I-Is she...going mad yet?" Jaune whispered to his teammate.

"...I've got Cinder and the rest of the Antic Order on speed dial if we need to control the situation." Ren said quickly. "If this goes wrong, we will need everything and everyone we got.

We'll need to put in the Anti-Suzumiya Protocol."

"The heck is an Anti-Suzumiya Protocol?" Jaune looked at him, confused.

"A unique set of protocols based on countering potential Suzumiya-level threats." Ren explained. "Like the trope namer herself, Nora, Homura..."

"...I don't know if that's hilarious or just insane."

Suddenly, their conversation was interrupted by Nora's abrupt laughter. Slowly, the gunslinger poked his head over the chairs to see his girlfriend doubled over on the chair, clutching her stomach in laughter.

"This fic..." The girl managed to wheeze out between laughs. "...is such a troll..."

"...it didn't affect her?" Ren blinked."What?"

"...pfft." Nora scoffed. "You really thought that fic would affect poor little me?" She giggled, motioning for Ren to move close. He did so with trepidation, slowly walking across to Nora and shuddering.

She hugged him tightly.

"Huh?"
"I'm grateful you were so concerned~" She smirked. "But this...wouldn't affect me at all. It's hilarious, if anything~"
"Is it safe to get out?" Jaune blinked.

Nora nodded. "Mhm! Now..." She grabbed Ren by the collar.

"You're reading it with me and there's nothing you can do about it!"

"Nora," Ren sighed. "I'd prefer no-"
"Nope!"

"Bu-"
"NOPE!" Nora stared at him. "Nothing you can do about it~"

Ren and Jaune merely looked in muted horror at Glynda's unfortunate fate in the second chapter.

"Dear Oum..." The gunslinger muttered, disbelieving. Just how insane could this trollfic get?"
Jaune had no words. His mouth, agape in shock, and his wide eyes said all that needed to be said.

Nora merely giggled. "I love this fic."

"...how can you enjoy this?! It's like watching a car wreck!" Ren cried. "I-I can't pull my eyes away, but I WANT to pull my eyes away! T-this is horrifying!"
"I'm kinda sad I'm not having enough pancakes in this fic." The girl continued, seemingly oblivious to the fic's unholy warping of their characters. "I mean, all this noscoping and stuff is fun, but I want pancakes!"
Jaune blinked. "...how is this girl immune to this insanity?! Seriously! I mean, how many times can a person mention...that in one story?"

Ren sobbed quietly. "I regret ever taking that break...one thing is definite, though. We are never showing this fic to Weiss. Ever."

"Why not?" Nora smirked evilly. "She wouldn't mind~"
"Nora, I like antics, but I don't want her brains to be melted from the insanity of this fic. I mean, we live in a crack fic, but the insanity of this one..."

Nora giggled. "Oh, Ren~ This fic can only begin to see into my madness~ You've known me since I was we were little, you know I'm insane enough without needing to go into more...naughty things~"

"Ehehe..." Ren chuckled nervously.

"And you know I'll only ever save myself for you~" Nora smiled, winking at him before turning back to the screen. "That's why I don't really care what this fic says~

As long as nobody can have you, I'm fine with that~ Of course, if someone tried to take you away, I'd have to eliminate them." The girl shrugged. "It's only fair."

Ren shook his head, sighing. "...Nora, did I ever tell you that your insanity is the reason I love you?"
"Oh, many times~"

Jaune looked around. "Uh...I think I don't want to read this thing anymore-"
"No. You're reading it with me!" Nora glared at him, staring into his eyes with killing intent.

The knight gulped. "Y-yes, ma'am!"

"And that's your punishment for assuming I'd go crazy from reading this fic!" Nora smirked mischievously.

Pyrrha had the misfortune of walking in that very moment, looking at the gathering around the computer.

"Huh?" She frowned. "Jaune? Nora? Ren?"

"Ah. Pyrrha!" Nora grinned. "Just who I was looking for~"
Ren looked at his teammate, shaking his head. "Run, Pyrrha. Run while you still can."

"Huh? I-I was just going to ask Jaune if-"
"You just have to read this incredible fic with me!" Nora laughed. "It's amazing. It's called 'Nora kills a bunch of everybody'!"

Pyrrha laughed nervously. "Yeah...that sounds...amazing...in a very...erm, different way..."

"You should read it with me!" Nora offered happily.

"Uh, actually, I wanted to talk to-"
Nora grabbed her by the shoulders and stared into her eyes.

"Read. It. With. Me."

"...fine." Pyrrha shrugged, not affected by Nora's stare, but if it got her out of Pyrrha's hair for the moment, fine. She grabbed a chair and sat next to the group.

"Okay, let's read it!"

Nora giggled insanely.

"Excellent...oh, look, Fox is in this fic! And...ohohohoh..."

Minutes later...

Pyrrha, Ren and Jaune stared at the screen in mutual shock, unable to believe what they just read.

Somehow, they had survived eleven chapters of the trollfic, unable to escape due to Nora. They simply sat frozen, staring at the screen, still uncomprehending of the sheer madness- or was it genius?- they had read.

Nora, on the other hand, was clapping quietly, her face lit up with joy.

"That...was the most amazing thing I've ever read."

"That..." Pyrrha managed to squeak out. "...was certainly something..."

"...something very..." Ren muttered. "...different..."

"Mhm..." Jaune nodded slowly, sweating nervously.

Nora cheered happily. "Now I get to leave a review like all the times Weiss and her team does this! Wait, I'm being rude! Anyone want to leave a review?"

None of team JNPR threw their hands up. Nor did they want to.

Nora pumped her fist.

"Excellent."

From: PancakeSlothGoddessQueen

i love you so much

you can have my babies

wait no my babies belong to ren

fine you can have my pancakes

and only one pancake

i love pancakes

-nora

ps. my team really loves this fic i think you should make more

Nora looked around. "Guys? Well? Should I send this to Weiss?"

No response.

She shrugged. "Okay!" She quickly shot off a message to Weiss sending off the link to the fic to her, before getting up and stretching.

"Well, it's been fun, but now I need PANCAKES!" Giggling, the girl skipped off to acquire the pastry, leaving the rest of team JNPR alone.

Ren slowly looked to Jaune.

"...I have a place in Vale we can hide out for the night so Weiss doesn't murder us."
"Yeah, I'll take you on that offer."
"I'll stay with team CFVY." Pyrrha sighed, beginning to gather her things to flee the dorm for Weiss' inevitable vengeance.

Meanwhile, in RWBY dorm...

Weiss was casually browsing the Dustnet, looking for things to do. She sighed.

"Maybe I should consider doing that idol thing Yang was talking about. Cert- wait..." She looked up at the screen as an email from Nora arrived.

"Huh?" The heiress opened it, seeing only a link to a fanfic.

"...I shouldn't trust this..." Weiss sighed, looking around shiftily. "...but I've got nothing to do, and it's Nora. She's not Yang or something. She'd never link me something stupid. Right?"

The unfortunate heiress opened the link.

Minutes later, the raging screams of the anguished, embarrassed heiress could be heard as she prowled the halls, hunting for Nora's blood.

END

A/N: Well, that's done. Poor team JNPR and Weiss.

I must stress, the fic we did this chapter is not for everyone. I mean, yes, this applies to all fics I review, but this one is a trollfic which, while hilarious, has some parts which I don't advise everyone to read. All the same, a huge shout out to Cornonjacob for letting us feature his fic!

Next chapter, Weiss Reacts to...*drumroll*...Animecon. Speaking of which, I missed the real one in London. Which irritates me to no end. Because Rooster Teeth went. And several other people of whom I am a huge fan of who I will not bother you about because you either do not care or I will probably take up these author notes ranting about missing it and man I'm still sore about it.

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, reviews, suggestions, criticisms and thoughts and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!