CFVY Reacts to Recaps, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Sorry to start on a negative, but I have some bad news. As I mentioned last chapter, I was indeed going overseas on holiday, so, barring luck, this will be the last scheduled update this year. There may yet be some random, unplanned ones, but don't expect any. There could be a Reactsverse Christmas special, however, so keep your eyes peeled! And for readers of the other Reactsverse fic Lucina Reacts, its last scheduled updates of the year will be later this weekend, so keep your eyes peeled! I also apologise for the lateness in posting this chapter; since Wednesday, I've been somewhat unwell- and still am- but I decided to say 'screw it, we're getting this done'.

That said, let's get this one done and dusted before you get bored!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise there would probably be a RWBY Christmas (or whatever the Remnant equivalent of it is) special.

All mentioned characters and properties belong to their respective owners.

"So. That was..." Yatsuhashi blinked. "Interesting...I'm pretty sure this Mina Carfax woman would get along well with our Espresso."

"She sounds like an even worse version of Velvet and Espresso combined..." Fox shuddered at the thought of the two girls' traits being combined in one being. "Yeesh, I haven't even read that fic and I can tell she has issues."

"Huh." Elsa nodded slowly. "I see. Still, the story is sound. I will read it when I'm done here."

"How'd we end up turning this into a group activity anyway?" Yatsuhashi commented, scratching his head. "Pretty sure the only time any fanfiction gets a group of people reading it are when it's a MST or a dramatic reading."

Fox shrugged. "I dunno. How does team RWBY do it?"
"I believe they subsist off my sister's anger." Elsa said quietly. "At least, Yang and Blake do."

"Yeah, this feels weird." The tall boy shuddered. "How do they do it over there? D'you know?"
"They usually do what we're doing." The bookworm recalled. "...perhaps we're not cut out for this?"

"This is pretty fun, but yeah, I've got to agree. This does feel weird." Fox chuckled slowly. "Come on, let's finish this thing, yeah?"

Yatsuhashi shrugged. "Sure, okay." He clicked the link to the next chapter, as the three read it carefully.

"Munchkin?" The redheaded boy rubbed the back of his head. "Huh...I've heard about that game before. It's apparently pretty good. I was thinking of getting it for the dorm."
Elsa nodded slowly. "As has Minako. Apparently it is a very fun game."

Yatsuhashi scoffed. "Judging by what happened to Weiss when she tried to play it..." He waved dismissively.

"I hardly trust Espresso to play fairly. Or Vivi."

"What's wrong with Vivi?" Fox looked over to him.

"She might only be a plushie, but she's possibly the most devious prankster around here." The tall boy grumbled. "And yet nobody suspects her because she's a plushie..."

"You're just being paranoid." Fox laughed.

"The Great Antic War says otherwise."

Suddenly, the door to the dorm fell down, revealing a pouting Velvet, Vivi patting her on the head.

"Pipipipi piiiipipipiiiipi."

"...It's not fair! I wanted Weiss-sempai to love me then! H-how was I supposed to know that s-stupid Elf-kun would make that stupid fight happen?!" The bunnygirl threw a fit, frowning.

Yatsuhashi looked over at her. "I'm guessing Animecon didn't go over too well."
"No," Velvet sighed. "My flawless plan failed. I knew it. I SHOULD have prayed to O-Yuno-sama and O-Homura-sama before attempting it..."

"Pipipi." Vivi sarcastically commented. "Pipipipi?"

"Y-you come up with a better idea!"
"Pipipipi."

"...fiddlesticks, you're right." The bunnygirl's ears sank, and she sighed and sank into a chair behind Coco, watching her team read the fic.

"...you're reading Elf-kun's fic?"

"You are familiar with the writer?" Elsa looked over at her.

"Of course. I beat him up and tried to make him write the chapters the way I wanted them to end! With me and Weiss-sempai married!"

Fox scratched his head. "Err, Velvet...that's...just weird. Hey, by the way, I've been wondering."
"Yes?"
"If Elsa looks like Weiss, then why aren't you-"
Velvet grabbed his shoulders, staring into his eyes. "SHE'S NOT WEISS-SEMPAI SHE IS JUST A GIRL WHO LOOKS LIKE HER I ONLY LOVE WEISS-SEMPAI AND NOBODY ELSE"

"Okay, okay!" Fox jumped back, terrified. Elsa and Yatsuhashi seemed unpertubed.

"Pipipipipi." Vivi crossed her arms, rolling her eyes. Yatsuhashi let out a little chuckle.

"I suppose we should give her points for faithfulness..."

Suddenly, a pair of arms wrapped themselves around the bunnygirl, as she let out a little squeak.

Mocha, Coco's third, obsessive split personality, nuzzled her cheek with her own, giggling insanely while patting her head softly, earning a defiant squeak in protest from her plushie companion.

"V-Velvet-chaaan..." The insane girl whispered into her ears. "I haven't seen you for a while..."
"G-gah! M-Mocha!" Velvet recoiled, trembling as her cheeks began to redden. "S-stop! T-this is so...ecchi..."

"But you must understand..." Mocha cooed to her, before switching to a flatter tone of voice. "This is only platonic. This is forbidden." The girl then started to blush, continuing to hug the girl to herself.

"Two yanderes...truly, I am blessed." Yatsuhashi rolled his eyes. Vivi jumped over to his shoulder, sighing and taking out a vanilla sorbet popsicle.

"Pipipipi? Pipipipi."

"Point taken."

Fox nudged his head towards the screen. "Hey, guys, weren't we reading something before Mocha started doing...something to Velvet?"

"We were." Elsa nodded, adjusting her glasses. "About a game called Munchkin."

"Hm." Yatsuhashi studied the screen, nodding slowly. "...well. That teaches me to never attempt to engage Yang and Blake in a game."

"Because they're good at it?" Fox chimed in.

"Because they cheat."

"Pipipi." Vivi said smugly.

"Man..." The redhead sighed. "I would NOT want to be Weiss."

Velvet glared at him. "W-what's wrong with being W-Weiss-sempai, huh? S-she's the Flawless Heiress!"

"Stay still so I can hug you longer!" Mocha snapped, causing Velvet to squeal in terror.

"Y-yes ma'am!"

"I must play this Munchkin game." Elsa noted. "I...need to have more experience with this world, and it would be...logical for me to play it. Especially with my sisters- who are figures who are close enough and understand this world enough."

"Awwww, Elsa wants to bond with Weiss and Winter!" Fox chuckled. "That's just adorable."
"T-that is not my only motive." The bookworm responded hastily, a dusting of red filling her cheeks.

"Adorable, but not as much as flawless Velvet-chan~" Mocha announced proudly, all but smothering the bunnygirl in her hug. "Nobody is as good as flawless Velvet-chan~"

"H-help..." Velvet squeaked out breathlessly. "Y-Yatsuhashi..."

"Must I do everything in this dorm?" The boy rolled his eyes before vacating his seat and picking up Mocha and dislodging her from Velvet as a sailor prying barnacles from the hull of a ship, ignoring Mocha's flailing arms, before pulling out a Velvet plushie and tossing it to the opposite end of the room. She pursued it hastily, glomping it tightly.

"Velvet-chaaaaAAAAAHHH!" Unfortunately, she collided into the dorm's opposite wall, knocking herself unconscious. Muttered fantasies left her mouth as Mocha faded back into Coco's gestalt consciousness, waiting once more to arise.

"...I take no responsibility for that one." Yatsuhashi grumbled.

Fox chuckled, clapping. "Masterfully done."

Velvet rubbed her wrists gratefully. "Thanks, Yatsuhashi."

"Why are you rubbing your wrists?" Elsa looked over at her. "You were not bound there by anything that would cause pain in those parts."

"TvTropes has taught me that people who get freed from stuff ALWAYS rub their wrists!" Velvet shouted proudly.

"Nah, pretty sure it's just if you're handcuffed." Fox corrected her.

"Pipipipi." Vivi shrugged. "Pipipi."
"I-I only ever interpret tropes 'creatively' if they'd get me Weiss-sempai's love faster!"

Elsa, meanwhile, read the chapter ahead of the rest, nodding slowly.

"So...that explains why Blake was so happy..."

Fox looked up at her. "Huh?"

"She met one of her idols."

"Oh, yeah, that...girl from Kamogawa or whatever." Fox nodded slowly, vaguely remembering the news story from a year prior. "...that girl who did stuff with a giant mecha."

"Why doesn't it surprise me that Blake is simultaneously acting excited and angry at the Jersey Club?" Yatsuhashi commented. "Seriously, the girl has issues, not all of them manliness."

"It's a pretty cool idea, having a mecha club." Fox commented wistfully. "Really, I'd join if it wasn't for Blake being completely insane..."

"Having a manliness-obsessed club president can be a turn-off to newcomers." Yatsuhashi noted.

Vivi shrugged, slipping on her own triangle shades. "Piii PIII pii piii pi pi pi pi pii?!"

"Good Oum, Vivi, and I thought you might be sane." The boy sighed mournfully.

"Pipipipi."

"Heh...I suppose you could say that."

Elsa adjusted her glasses slowly. "I have yet to understand why Blake finds mecha so interesting."

"Maybe because they're freaking awesome?!" Fox stared at her as if she was a fool. "They're giant superpowered robots going at things and blowing stuff up! That was the stuff of my childhood!"

"Forgive me, but I...did not have a chance to experience a childhood." Elsa said, a small tone of regret filling her monotone voice. "Even one day outing with my new mother cannot substitute for years I missed."

"Oh..." Fox looked somewhat ashamed. "Sorry..."

"Do not apologise." The bookworm stated calmly. "It was not your fault. Rather, it is now my duty to do what I can to make up for it."

Vivi clapped her little plushie hands. "Pipipipi."

"Spoken like a true Nagato expy? Erm...yes?" Yatsuhashi blinked, nodding slowly. "Okay..."

The plushie nodded, crossing her arms. "Pi."

"...maaaan, I'm jealous of team RWBY now!" Fox whined. "They get to do all the fun stuff-have cool mecha battles with cute girls and badasses like Professor Tukson... and we have to deal with Velvet and Mocha! Not to mention Espresso..."
Velvet crossed her arms and turned her nose up, indignant. "Y-you just don't understand the pure love I have for Weiss-sempai!"

"I think we've understood the true nature of your love a long time." Yatsuhashi responded without missing a beat.

"A girl has her needs!" Velvet protested.

"Indeed." Elsa responded almost as quickly, drawing stares from Yatsuhashi and Fox.

"D-did Elsa just..."

"...what."

The bookworm hugged her book to her chest, looking away slightly and fully blushing. "...I apologise if I said anything...inappropriate..."

"Emergence? Now that fic, I've heard of. Pretty sure it's also a book series, but I've heard of it." Yatsuhashi commented. "Pretty good fic, although I can see why Weiss was a bit...shaken. To see Yang do that, though..."

"For all her insane pranks, she does have a heart." Fox nodded. "She's not one of those douchey fanfic Pinkie Pies."

"Pipipipi?" Vivi tilted her head.

"No, Vivi, don't think this mean's Elf-kun's going to feature MLP in Weiss Reacts." Velvet commented. "Something to do with having barely watched the show and stuff."

"...in all honesty, though, such a deconstruction would leave a person more than a little overwhelmed, considering they were the subject matter." Yatsuhashi calmly stated. "It makes complete sense."

"But Weiss-sempai is cool enough to handle it." Velvet scoffed. "She is the flawless heiress, after all! Nothing can shake her! And if the fic did make her cry...I would have to make the author pay." Velvet's tone as she said this was cheerful- almost too cheerful. Fox shuddered, subconsciously leaning away from her.

Elsa nodded slowly. "I still sometimes fail to grasp the concept of fanfiction. But, then again, I used to point a mouse's bottom towards a computer screen, thinking that was how I moved it..." She muttered that last part quietly, sounding almost embarrassed.

Fox squeed. "Man, you're so cuuuute!" Elsa looked over to him, her eyes widening.

"What?"

"Cute. Moe. Adorable. Absolutely hugg-oof!" He was interrupted in his parade of praises by Yatsuhashi, who clapped him on the back of the head, sighing irritably.

"Quit acting like a creep."

"Okay, okay, sorry! Sheesh!"

"Yeah, that's my job!" Velvet chimed in.

"I don't think that's a thing to be proud of..." Fox muttered under his breath.

Elsa nodded slowly. "I-I see, Fox...t-thank you. For now, let us continue reading this fic."

"Right." Yatsuhashi nodded, turning back to the screen. "...of course, Blake gets mistaken as an otaku..."

"And just as expected, our Blake goes ballistic at the fact that she never got to go to Japan and get mistaken for an otaku." Fox added. "Course, it wouldn't exactly be mistaken, would it?"

"And her fantasies can get ridiculous." Yatsuhashi scoffed. "If she truly believes that somewhere out there, she's actually a fictional character voiced by someone..."

"I mean, there is that awesome RWBY thing about us that that Rooster Teeth company made, but that's more of a stylized retelling." Fox added, nodding in agreement.

"The possibility exists, given the preset variable of an infinite universe." Elsa reminded them quietly. "And knowing what power Blake possesses, it is also not entirely impossible for her to make good on her promise."

Yatsuhashi shuddered briefly. "That's...not a good thing. Remember what happened the last time other universes came over here?"
"Oh yeah! Apparently their Yang and our Yang were making out or something." Fox laughed. "Wish I could've taken a picture of that..."

Velvet pouted. "Still can't believe their Velvet gets luckier than me."

"Uuunh..." The unconscious girl in the corner stirred. Latte blinked rapidly, taking in her surroundings.

"...h-huh..."

"Judging from the voice, must be our Latte." Fox smiled over at her. "Hey."
"H-hello..." Latte waved slowly at him, giving him a weak, but earnest smile. "I-I'm sorry if I interrupted y-you..."

"No problem at all." Yatsuhashi stated, waving his hand dismissively. "Come, take a seat."

Latte crawled over to them, before staring over at the screen. She then turned to her left, staring at Elsa.

"...W-Weiss?"
"Huh? Oh, wait." Elsa thought briefly. "That is right, we've never met before. Well, this personality and I have never met before, at any rate. I am merely Weiss' adopted sister and clone, Elsa."

"...o-oh..." The girl rubbed her arm, blushing profusely and looking down. "S-sorry..."

"No harm was done. No apology is required."

Yatsuhashi, meanwhile, continued reading. "...dear Oum. Yang's arc must be gory..."

"Right..." Fox nodded slowly. "...it's got to be pretty gory if Yang's about to throw up after reading it...least they got out of it okay, both in the fic and real life."

"Mhm." The taller boy nodded. "Right...and as expected, Yang ruins the mood with her perverted demeanour."

Fox crossed his arms and shook his head. "Yep."

With that, team CFVY, plus Vivi and Elsa, began reading the next chapter.

"In fairness, Blake has a point about the power of manliness and hot-bloodedness being useful for everything, seeing as she somehow powers a giant robot from it..." Yatsuhashi started, before raising a finger in exasperation and sighing. "But what drove her to thinking it'd help her play music better?!"

"Probably all the awesome anime and metal themes she'd end up listening to." Fox shrugged. "I've seen some pretty cool themes I'd kill to play."

"Or perhaps she was simply desperate for a test." Elsa added.

"Or desperate to get awesome stuff." Velvet offered, as Vivi nodded in agreement. "Also, Blake's manliness is nothing compared to the flawlessness of Weiss-sempai~"
"Pipipipi. Pi." Vivi sighed as she allowed Velvet to go on one of her rants about how Weiss was superior to all others ensued. Thankfully, Yatsuhashi, Elsa, Latte and Fox ignored her with ease.

"Man, I remember that day!" Fox laughed briefly, before sighing. "And I'm pretty pissed I didn't get an autograph from Hokuago Tea-Time..."

"Most of us didn't even attend the competition when they were on. " Yatsuhashi commented. "Mainly because we had other things, but still." Moving over to the next chapter, he chuckled.

"At last, Blake gets taken down a notch. Her manliness failed her this once.

To be perfectly honest, Miss Hirasawa was the most adorable frontman I'd ever had the pleasure of meeting. Wasn't a wonder that whatever this 'power of moe' was, it beat Blake's system involving belief in manliness above else."

"I like Mio best..." Fox mused briefly, before shaking his head and returning to topic. "And the fact they got beaten with such a song, too..."

"Pipipipi!" Vivi protested. "Pipipipi?

"...hmph. " Velvet crossed her arms. "Sometimes, as I am living proof that moe beats manliness~ I mean, I AM the ensemble darkhorse of this fic! People come here to read about me and my quest to attain my Weiss-sempai!"

Yatsuhashi facepalmed. His palm slowly slid off his face, emphasising his irritation.

"...that was the most nonsensical thing I have ever heard you say."

Elsa nodded slowly as she read the climax. "...from what little I know, team RWBY had only a minimal chance of success. Against established musicians like them...they had none. No matter how manly Blake was, as it were."

Fox nodded briefly. "Huh. I probably should've stuck around to see it then. Apparently Blake's breakdown was hilarious..." He moved to the next chapter, as he looked at the slowly degrading sanity of Jaune and Ren as they attempted- and eventually failed and were pressganging into doing the opposite of- stopping Nora from reading a certain trollfic.

"...maaaan, I feel sorry for those two." He whistled. "That fic can't be sane. '360' noscopes and the constant MLG references say otherwise..."

"You'd be correct for once in your judgements." Yatsuhashi grumbled. "If someone like Nora loved that fic..."

"...dear Oum, you're right." The redhead shuddered, before looking at the chapter number.

"Oh, wait. We're done!"

"We are?" Yatsuhashi looked around, before down at his bread. "...eh. Someone want to leave a review?"

He looked over at Elsa, Velvet and Latte, the latter crouching behind Velvet, hugging herself quietly. Velvet raised her hand.
"...I'll do it."

By: Satin Crimsonetta

make it easier for me to get weiss-sempai to love me or i will poke your poodles with a pointy stick and you know i will elf-kun

love,

velvet

ps. story was good to

"...so." Fox turned to Velvet as she finished uploading the review. "...how was Animecon?"

"...interesting story, actually." Velvet responded with a sigh.

"Pipi..." Vivi started.

"You see...it all started when we actually started splitting up..."

END

A/N: And there she goes! The last chapter this year (barring a special)! That's it!

Foreshadowing; next year, in no particular order: RWBYQuest, Emergence Part 2, Five Nights at Freddy's, Pokemon Omega Ruby, Blood Rose and Fire Emblem Awakening!

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, reviews, thoughts, suggestions, and criticisms and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time, and happy holidays to you all! See you next year!