Sixty One: Setting the Shrinky Shriker Ray on reverse makes it a Biggy Bigger Ray.
Sixty Two: You can lose your sense of rhythm and groove
Sixty Three: It is possible to be unable to read but be able to spell words correctly.
Sixty Four: Massage chairs make excellent body DNA scanners.
Sixty Five: Saying the word "capture" automatically makes any mission into a penguin mission.
Sixty Six: The quickest way to win a girls' heart is to sit on her egg through the long, cold winter.
Sixty Seven: Justice is blind.
Sixty Eight: Apparently the next big eclipse is 23 years from now, in Brazil.
Sixty Nine: Fish have googley eyes.
Seventy: When sleep-deprived, you're a LOT more paranoid than usual.