and here is chapter 3 and I got to say this one was a little interesting for me to write as this is were canon slight divulges into AU just slightly but goes back to normal afterwards
now fort he replies
Cardinalsan: I don't know how to react to that one, I mean I get the spiky shell but softy? I don't think so well unless we are talking cats then that's a different story
also the students would mainly just look at me like your everyday teacher and I kinda stated I don't exactly remember all of the anime and there are times where I will remember certain instances of the anime but other than that everything is open season!
Guest: thank you for seeing it my way dragon ball is just a no no in books
and its not that I don't want to play the games I would rather just stick to what I know which is basically kingdom hearts 1 and after that i'll figure something out for kingdom hearts 2 cause I know theres a another game before that but by god I am not going to spend at least 3 to 4 months playing a bunch of games from start to finish chronologically, sorry I just fucking cant!
I mean the closest thing I'm going to get to even going that far is watching lets plays to get dialogue and other stuff right as well as looking up stuff from wiki fro reference
so please just wait for it mate don't worry i'll get out eventually
alright now that is done on to the reading!
Chapter 3
"aaaaaaaah what is it kurasama?" I asked as I sat lazily in the seat in the teachers lounge, which was pretty small in fact it was actually smaller than my office
"first I want to thank you for trying to save one of the students from jumping off the cliff though korosensei came to the save" kurasama said as I shrugged
"dont look into it too much I was just doing my job, now what else is there?" I questioned as he sighed
"we have hired another person to teach the students" as soon as he said that my eyes narrowed, oh god here we fucking go
"i see, so what do you want me to do about it?" I asked as kurasama sighed
"nothing I just thought you would like to know, her name is irina jalevic a very straight forward government assassin that uses seduction and her wide range of understanding language to get target and the fact she is 20 years old we thought she would be perfect for connecting with the kids" kurasama explained as I couldn't help but sigh in annoyance
Yeah sure connect with kids is that simple
"yeah sure well I guess that nice and all now if you'll excuse me I'm going back to my office" I stated as I stood up and was about to make my way to my office when the door suddenly opened up and I found myself staring at a woman standing about 5'7 had long blonde hair and wore a white and black secretary outfit as her blue eyes stared at my own
"are you kurasuma?" the woman asked as well kurasama as she stood up
"yes that would be me" said kurasama stated as I rolled my eyes as she walked in
"well I'm here as you wanted, but I need more info than the obvious that hes an octopus monster, which makes no sense really" the woman said as I sighed
"well ma'am thats all we got for you, if you want more how about you do your job and find out for yourself" I stated as the woman gave me a very angry glare
"excuse me who the hell do you think you are, talking to someone like me?" she accused as I shrugged
"how about you tell someone who gives a shit, now if you'll excuse me I'm going back to work" and by work I mean back to napping, what? I'm guy with simple needs and my job doesnt need me to do anything but ask questions and listen to kids talk about their little problems
And with that I casually walked past the woman and made my way back to my office as I heard her growl at me
Not like thats going to bite me in the ass right?
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*KNOCK KNOCK!*
"sigh who the hell is it now!?" i asked as I was having an amazing dream about ice cream paradise
*SLAM!*
And like that I watched as my door was slammed open as a yellow and while blur flew into my room and latched onto me as I suddenly feel myself being pulled away and thrown out of my office as I felt my self hit the wall of the hallway with a thud
"aaaaaagh oooooow" I moaned in pain as I slowly sat up and rubbed my head as I looked up and froze as I saw a pissed off looking irina
"all you do all day is sleep and do nothing so I'm going to make you useful" she said as I saw she held her fist up ready to punch me
Oh what the fuck just happened!?
5 minutes later I stood in front of the class as most of the students were nice enough to look sheepish while the others didn't care
"so you dragged me out of my office just to help you brainstorm ideas on how to kill the octopus?" I questioned as irina nodded
"so your using class time that the kids could use said time to study for exams?" I questioned as she didn't look like she cared
"well duh what else do you think I'd do the time?"she asked as I felt very annoyed at this point
"you know in most cases I wouldnt care but since this isnt my time being wasted but the kids I only have one thing to say" I said seriously as I stopped slouching and walked right up to irina as her eyes widen
Probably thought I wasn't all that tall now didn't she?
"get out of here"
"h-huh?" she stated as I shrugged
"look I'm not going to fault you for trying but I don't think you should really use this time to solve your problems when you got kids here who don't have the time to listen or help you so how about you do the right thing and either buck the fuck up and teach them or get out he way and let some else do your job for you" I stated as her eyes widen in shock.
"i mean you are here to teach them right? Well go on then teach" I said as I stood back and turned to the class
"sorry kids your teachers just being a stuck up, so if you'll excuse me I'm going back to my nap" I stated as some of them waved and the others shrugged or did nothing as they didn't care
Uh well back to my office!
As I walked out of the classroom I saw kurasama standing there with his arms folded as he gave me his usual stare
"sigh lets talk about this back in the teachers lounge" I said as he nodded and we quietly made our way over to the teachers lounge
Sitting down back in one of the seats kurasama sat on the other side
"first I would like to address your attitude with irina was different" kurasama said as I shrugged
"what do you expect me to say the womans wasting the kids time" I said as he nodded
"indeed, but you cant exactly say that either, considering you sleep more than do anything" kurasama said as I raised an eyebrow
"is that so?" I asked as he nodded
"well guess I'll have to say sorry for doing nothing then" I said as I stood up
"now what I minute, I didn't mention this but that was irina's opinion of you once she found out about your daily habits from the kids" kurasama said as my eyes widen
"oh well alright then and what do you think then?" I asked as I sat back down as kurasama sighed
"i think it was a mistake for you to be here" kurasama said as he sounded pretty frank
"thanks for the vote of confidence" I said as he really made me feel special(#sarcasm)
"but after a while of watching you I can see that you being here is more of a benefit" hearing that made me freeze
"not once did I hear from the kids that you turned them down to help them, nagisa's scores in his recent English tests has been raised dramatically as well as everyone elses who came to you for help, then there was the karma incident and I must say it was interesting to see you so involved, but afterwards that kid looks like hes doing better socially and its most likely because of your daily talks with the young man" kurasama said as my eyes were very wide in shock
"and by that notion I think you are better here helping the kids no matter how you act" kurasama said as he stood up and made his way out of the room leaving me to myself
Huh not even 5 chapters in and someones giving me some inspiring shit
Sighing to myself I couldn't help but let out a small chuckle
"well guess that nap can take a rain check then" I said to myself as I gout of my chair and decided that I should go for a walk outside for a bit to see the woods as it is
Lunchtime
*GUNFIRE!*
Hearing the gun fire inside of the shed next to the classroom I couldn't help but stare at the said shed with a blank stare
"ano sensei are you going to stop them?" one of the students asked as I gave myself time to think of a response
"the octopus is inside right?" I asked as the near by students standing around me nodded
"well 10 times out 10-" I stopped as heard the gunfire stop
*SCREAMING!*
"-hes screwing with the poor poor bitch" I stated as the kids arouns me shivered as they heard the screaming get louder and louder before it all suddenly stopped
"i-is she d-dead?" one of the girls asked as I shrugged
"dont know and if she is hey we don't have to deal with her" I stated as I thinking positively
What? I'm a pragmatist if she wont do her job we don't need her
"thats cold sensei, real cold" I heard karma said as he had his signature grin on his face
"not like we should care, your all training to assassins remember?" I said with a shrug as the kids just stayed silent not saying anything until the door the shed suddenly opened up as a very dopey looking irina slowly walked out as she wore a gym uniform
"whoa look at bitch, she looks so hot!" one of the kids yelled as I rolled my eyes
Yeah yeah yeah shes dressed like gym student, nobody cares!
Sighing to myself me and the kids walked over to irina as she stead at us blankly
"oi what happened in there?" I asked casually as irina shrugged
"i-I don't e-even I-" annnnnnnd she likes a stoner greeeeeeaaat
"ok octopus what the hell did you do to damn girl!?" I yelled out as the octupus casually walked out with his signature grin on his face
"what I just gave her a back rub among other things" as soon as he said that we all stepped backwards 3 steps as the octopus blinked
"WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!" he yelled as I slowly walked forwards holding my hands up as I quickly made my way towards irina
"that statement has no comebacks man" I stated as I slowly grabbed irina by her shoulder as we slowly moved away from the perverted octopus
"no no no I'm not a pervert!" the octopus yelled as I quietly kept walking along to my office
"come on irina lets take back to my office you can sleep on the bed" I stated as she casually started to lean on my shoulder
"s-so many tentacles" irina shivered as I gentle continued to lead her back to my office
"we know, he wont hurt you any more" I gently stated soothing her
"h-hold on I'm not in the wrong!" octopus yelled out to me as I heard a couple bb guns fire as he yelped
"we wont let you get your tentacles on her again you pervert!" one of the girls yelled as the octopus yelled in shock as more sounds of the guns went off
Geez talk about over kill
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"urgh what happened?" I heard one irina asked as she finally came back to life
"look at you coming back to life" I said as I turned around as I finish writing somethings down as I watched as the assassin slowly sat up and held her head
"i feel like every ounce of stress I went through just wash away and then elgh" irina shivered as she most likely was having PTSD fromt eh damn octopus
"yeah I know here drink this" I said pouring a small cup of liquid as I handed it over to her
"mmmm sigh isnt having any alcohol on school against the rules?" irina questioned as I gave her a blank look
"this is therapy alcohol meant for adults or kids who have seen some very serious shit and need something to ease themselves, even if its for a little while" I stated as it was true, its not like I was going to be handing out drinks to everyone just to people who have seen the shit I've seen
"sigh makes sense" irina said as she took the cup and drunk the liquor
"now then do you want to talk about what happened to you? Or would you rather want to talk about the class?" I questioned as irina stared down at the empty cup
"id rather talk about those kids thank you" she said sadly as I nodded
"well whats up cause from what I've heard from my office the class doesnt sound like they want you around much now do they?" I stated as I leaned back in my chair
"i-I don't get it, they know I'm an assassin so they should be looking up to me and showing me respect but instead they just think I'm a bitch" irina said as I nodded
"yeah I can see why they would say that" I stated as she turned her head to me and glared
"oh calm the fuck down, the only reason why your treated like this is because you don't treat them respect, as they respect is both a two street and earned, and from the looks of it you havent earned a single ounce of respect from any of them" I stated as irina's glare slowly faulted
"i-I just don't know what to do, I-I've never been in this position before" irina said as I nodded
"yeah I know, but hey those kids are working well, I mean looked outside the window, you'll see what I mean" I said as I pointed to the window as irina moved her head over to the window
"its just some of the kids playing volley ball, so what?" irina asked as I smirked
"your not looking at it right, yeah its volley ball but what are they using to hit the ball up?" I questioned as I watched as she looked back as her eyes narrowed
"those are those knives? They're hitting the ball with knives?" she asked as I nodded
"indeed its supposed to help hand eye coordination or something, kids came up with it to try and find better ways to kill the octopus"
"why though they'd never be able to catch up to him" irina said as I stared at her blank
"they know, but don't mean they still wont try to otherwise, I mean this is their hard work showing took them exactly a week for them to be able to play like this, just imagine it though in a month they'll be able to keep that ball flying in the air longer and higher, don't underestimate them irina, they may be young but that doesnt mean they will stop growing" I said watching as irina's eyes blinked in realization
"t-thank you I'll be right back" irina said as he quickly got off the bed and walked off
Sigh hope I got through to her I mean kurasama did it in the anime/manga and the bitch actually gained their trust, hopefully my speech was just as awe inspiring as his
Meh not like I care this is her problem not mine
"alright I should be able to have enough time to get a quick nap in before karma comes by" I said as I stretched my arms over my head and moved my way over to my usual spot on the couch and went to sleep
Irina should be doing fine
LATER
"they ended up calling me bitch sensei in the end argh! those god damn brats!" irina yelled as she sat on my couch as I stared at her blankly
"why the hell are you in my office?" I questioned
"what your councilor right, I mean you listen to problems everyday so mine shouldnt be different" she said as I had my eye twitch in annoyance
"yeah but my contract only stated id be dealing with kids not woman who thinks I'm just their hairdresser that you can throw out all your complaints to" I stated in annoyance as irina rolled her eyes at me, I should be the one doing that you bitch!
"well too bad your the one who said I should be earning respect and look where thats gotten me" irina bit back as I felt like I should be throwing this bitch to the curb
"so your just going to come here everyday and complain about your problems?" I stated as she grinned evilly
"seems appropriate don't you think?" irina said as she started to giggle evilly
I'm going to have to push karmas appointment sooner
well gotta admit this chapter was a very interesting one for me to write and unlike my last chapter this one is longer
and other than that I got nothing really to other than do think I got Irina's personality right?
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