Ruby Reacts to Blood Rose, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! More stuff! More insanity! More possibly insane Ruby! More normal Ruby reacting to insane Ruby! Yay! Woo! Stuff...*the transmission cuts to reveal Elf hiding in a corner, clutching his knees*

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DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Yang would wear a bunny suit at one part.

Blood Rose belongs to Rapey Lemons. Warning: The fic, should you chose to read it, is INCREDIBLY dark, gory, violent and contains a LOT of disturbing subtext. I take no responsibility for any mental scarring or nightmares caused by reading of this fic.

All mentioned properties and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Explain?" Weiss sighed. "You poor soul."
"Huh? What d'you mea-"
"Basically, we found a fanfic about Ruby being an unkillable psychopath who kills, eats and sexually violates people-thankfully not in that order- because she needs her urges filled, she's mentally scarred from the whole 'my mom got shot by people' thing and she's actually a big woobie who needs a hug." Blake explained quickly. "Or something. I tuned out at the 'sexual violation' thing."

"And people read this?" Yang inquired, her voice strangely flat. Ruby's eyes widened.

"Errr...s-sis..."

"Yes?"

"...d-don't get mad, i-it's just a fic..." Ruby patted her slowly on the shoulder. Yang gave her a sweet look, smiling as wide as possible through clenched teeth.

"Why would I be mad, Rubes? I only just found out that some guy wrote her as a weird psychopath cannibal person. I'm perfectly fine."

Blake sighed. "Yang, it won't do you any good."

The brawler picked up a pillow. "Oh. I know."

With a sudden roar that made Weiss jump, Yang punched the pillow into the window, sending it flying even farther than Beacon's boundary fences. She exhaled deeply and sat down next to Weiss.

"All better~"

"...wow..." The heiress just stared at her, blinking, before turning to Ruby. "Is this usual?"

"No, not really...unless she loses her temper..." Ruby closed her eyes, giggling softly. "She's typically pretty nice."
"I'll believe that when I see that." Weiss quipped.

Yang pouted. "Hmph...y-you just don't see the real me! I-If you knew me, you'd know I'm more adorable than anyone else here~"

Ruby chuckled. "As if! I'm more adorable!"
"No, me!"
"Me!
"MEEEEE!"

Blake scoffed. "As long as we agree I'm the manliest, I don't care. Now, can we read this fic now? I want to collect my Lien."
"Lien?" Yang looked over to her.

"She and I made a bet that a certain character would not survive. I'm still not convinced said character's dead." Weiss responded, with a shifty look towards her teammate.

Ruby raised a finger. "Isn't it a bit weird to be making bets on whether or not someone dies?"
"That's Horror Film Friday for me." The catgirl quipped. "Now, let's read the fic already."
"Right, right." Weiss sighed, brushing down her sleeve flat. "Okay." With that, the girls resumed their reading of the darkfic.

"...urgh..." Yang held her mouth closed with her hand, looking slightly queasy. "T-that's just...I mean, I know you said cannibal Rubes...but..."

Ruby and Weiss just stared at the screen, shocked. Blake was only reduced to laughter.

"Isn't that just a LITTLE over the top? I know he wanted shock value, but this is starting to look silly."

"Man, Blake...do you have a stomach of steel or something?" Yang said with a muffled voice.

"It's disgusting, but you three are still a bunch of lightweights." Blake shrugged. "Besides, I've seen a lot worse than Ruby trailing intestines over-"
"Okay, okay, Blake, you can stop, we don't need to hear it again! Next chapter!" The heiress snapped.

Yang blinked. Staring at the screen for a couple of seconds, she turned to her friends. "...woooow, that just got dark."

"So Everest was behind why Ruby's so screwed up? Freudian excuse, but damn..." Blake whistled.

"And he still gets away with it?" Ruby frowned. "That's hardly fair..."
"It sucks, but it's a dark fic. Stuff happens." Blake sighed. "Even if Everest deserves all the punishing for creating a weirdly woobieish cannibal person and unleashing her on the world."

"And that ending just sounds like a very screwed-up version of Bourne or something." Ruby commented, shuddering. "Seriously, trying to off crazy-me and pass it off as an accident..."

Weiss, however, had her palm firmly on her face. "WHAT kind of stupid idea did we have in that story, trying to free a super-healing cannibal, even if she IS our friend?!"
"True point." Yang nodded. "I don't think our story selves watched enough movies."
"Idiot balls for everyone, I guess." The catgirl sighed, changing to the next chapter.

...

Yang's eyelid twitched. "...d-did he just...t-touch my sister..."

Ruby patted her on the shoulder slowly. "Yaaaaang...don't do something stupid...i-it's just a story..."

Blake ignored the steadily more irritated Yang. "Sounds like Ruby got shoved into a stereotypical gulag-"
"Where all the typical don't drop the soap punchlines will come true." Ruby completed the sentence. "Right?"
Blake looked surprised. "I was...actually going to say something else, Ruby."
"Oh!" The reaper blushed, rubbing the back of her head. "Hehe..."

"Truly, Ruby is your sister. "Weiss remarked, sighing. Yang gave her a thumbs up.

"You know it~"

...

Three chapters later...

"...that's just wrong." Ruby shuddered. "Is this fic seriously that dark?"

"Seriously, could those as-"

"Blake!" Yang yelled at her. "We ARE in a T-rated fic, you know! Just because we're reviewing an M-rated fic DOESN'T mean we can use bad language! Unless we're trying to, you know, do it for comedy!"

Blake sighed. "Fiiiine. Could those very mean people who I'd LIKE to call a rude word for the backside be any less obvious about trying to kill Ruby because the whole system's against her?

I'm pretty sure SOMEONE would've caught them by now. Seriously, they're being pretty obvious about it."

"At least she's got protection from SOMEONE. That couple seems alright." Yang nodded slowly. "I mean, apart from the smuggling thing-"
"And you do that all the time with your stupid perverted antic gear." Weiss remarked."

"-they seem like a bunch of nice people." The brawler nodded. "Blake, bets on them being dead?"

"Seventy percent. Not as nice as that Alys girl, being that they're in the camp in the first place. Also, anyone else getting Ray and Charles Beams vibes from them? Criminal couple? Take in the protagonist? Sound strangely like parents?" The catgirl waved her hands around.

Yang scoffed. "Naaaah. You think he's watched Eureka Seven? I doubt it. This doesn't seem like the kinda story where shoutouts like that would appear."

"More references I don't understand." Weiss rolled her eyes, sighing in exasperation.

...

"...okay, I'm PRETTY sure I don't have a crush on Yang. At all." Blake stated. "I mean, I wouldn't MIND being with a girl..."

Ruby and Weiss could only respond "Lies!" in unison. Blake glared at them.

"D-don't you tell me what a lie is!" She blushed.

"Not so nice being on the other end of it, is it?" The heiress said teasingly.

Yang pouted. "W-what's wrong with me?! Why wouldn't you like me as a girlfriend?!"

"I-I didn't mean it like that!"

Weiss smirked. "Payback for all the times you did this to me, Belladonna."

Blake looked around frantically for something to change the subject, before scrolling down and pointing at the screen.

"I-I FREAKING knew it! See? They're even having kid problems LIKE those two!" Blake declared. "Yeah! "

"Their kid was shot to death by the police." Yang corrected her.

"...point, actually." The catgirl exhaled. "Man, this fic's grim..."

'Heh. Sneaky save, Belladonna. I'll get you later.'

"You think?" The heiress remarked sarcastically. "And you say Madoka Magica's dark."

Yang shrugged. "Eh. It's darker than that, definitely, but to be fair, Ruby and most of the people we care about are still alive. Ish."
"And Ruby is apparently an unkillable monstrosity who can only be killed by..." Blake cleared her throat. "Yang?"

"...removing the head or destroying the brain."

"Aaaaand...well, that didn't last long." Ruby frowned. "They had to leave? That sucks..."
"And inevitably, she wants to escape." Weiss sighed. "How badly is this going to go?"

"Horribly." Yang commented. "She's probably going to get blown up by that barrier thing around the region that prison's in."

Blake nodded slowly, tapping her chin and smiling knowingly. "I'd assume that's probably the plan."

Weiss scoffed. "Knowing Ruby, she's the only person crazy enough to make it work."

...

"...well, it took some awkward seduction, near incineration and shenanigans, but she did it!" Blake remarked. "She got out!"

"Definitely a Ruby thing to do." Weiss muttered.

"I don't think I'd take 'blowing myself up' as a legitimate way to escape prison in real life, Weiss." Ruby said, pouting. "I can't believe you'd think I would..."
"It's true. You came up with that slingshot thing."
"Don't forget Plan Alexandria!" Yang chimed in.

"Or that other plan, the one we used against that giant Fafnir Grimm." Blake laughed. "Oh, man, that plan was crazy. Nora was even clapping and begging you to be her master, and Ren was just wondering HOW you took down a giant dragon like-"

The reaper crossed her arms and puffed her cheeks out. "Hmph. You people don't understand me!"

"...wait, how are you people managing to be so casual about this?! We're reading this stupidly grim fic! How?!" Weiss stared at them in shock.

Blake just gave her a shrug. "Eh. We've had about twenty chapters. It's pretty meh by now."

"Also, we've watched much darker anime than this. We watched Evangelion, for Oum's sake." Yang scoffed. "The only thing this fic has over them is nausea fuel. And not even that much."

Weiss grumbled. "...all these weird things I've never heard of..."

"At least Everest isn't a complete bastard..." Yang mused.

Blake shook her head at an earlier passage. "...seriously, even with her strength, I'm PRETTY sure the likes of Nora and Pyrrha could kick psycho Wolverine!Ruby's backside. Strength isn't everything."
"Weiss would know that." Yang remarked quickly without missing a beat. Weiss glared at her with steely eyes.

"S-since when did YOU decide what strength was?"
"I'll gladly stomp you in a fight~" Yang said teasingly. "I mean, I'm more adorable, badass AND more muscular than you."
"The only area you're more muscular than me in is with your stupidly large chest."
"The only area that matters, dear~"

Weiss facepalmed. She knew she set herself up for that one.

"Nora would probably pull her mother's railgun or something." Ruby suggested. "Then again, I'm pretty used to Nora doing that by now."

Blake changed the chapter. "And of course, JNPR trusts the psycho. Remind me, if WE, her BEST friends, are trying to blast her on sight, why aren't THEY?!"

"Well, you are." Weiss reminded her. "We're not."

"And whoa, whoa, WHOA!" Yang scythed her arms across, shaking her head. "No, no, NO! Okay? Just because Ruby would hurt Blake doesn't mean I IMMEDIATELY start beating the crap out of her! She's my SISTER! The sister I beat OTHER things up for to protect her!"

"Maybe this Yang thinks love is stronger than blood. Or adoptive family, as the case may be." Weiss reminded her.

"You'd think I'd put more thought into it. Crazy person or not, Ruby is still, y'know, my sister..."

Ruby pouted. "I can't believe crazy me screwed up her chance for redemption like that. Seriously?! And, w-wait, Alys is alive?!"

"You didn't catch that?" Weiss said with a smug smirk on her face, looking over at Blake.

"WHAT?!"

"She's alive. Everest said so. Or someone did, I don't remember." The heiress sighed theatrically. "Oh, wait. We had a bet, remember?"

The catgirl grumbled, before holding up a finger. "Wait, wait. The fic's not over yet. She still has thirty chapters to die in."

"I bet you an extra ten she doesn't die."

"Deal."

Yang, meanwhile, continued viewing the fic. She clasped her hand over her mouth in shock, before laughing.

"Oh, Weiss, you sly minx~"

"Huh? What did I..." Weiss' mouth dropped as she realised her story self had fallen for Alys. "Oh."

Ruby merely cringed. "Yeaaaaah. That sucks for her...seriously. I know you REALLY shouldn't be pitying her but I REALLY feel sorry for my story self right now. I think she need some hugs and cookies!"

"...you might have a point." Weiss nodded slowly. "And Yang, kindly shut up, in my story self's defence, Alys had amnesia and a LONG time to fall in love with me instead."

"This whole affair just seems like those terrible netorare manga Ren decided to troll me with..." Blake muttered, before turning aside. "And for those of you reading, don't look that up. It's terrible."
"Huh?" Ruby gazed at her teammate curiously. "Who are you talking to?"
"Nobody."

"Oh."

...

Five chapters later...

"...and that got even darker..." Blake shuddered. "Wow. Isn't that right,Ruby...Ruby?"

Ruby was huddled in the corner, shaking her head and rocking softly.

"Makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop."

Weiss sighed irritably. "So childish sometimes..." She stood up and walked over to her girlfriend, hugging her.

"Ugh, you dunce...it's okay, it's okay..."

Yang blinked. "Did...she just pull off a corner of woe?"

"Still, those pirates should NOT have messed with a dark, twisted shonen hero person." The catgirl noted, ignoring Yang's comment. "I mean, seriously, what did they expect was gonna happen? She was the protagonist!"

The brawler nodded. "They should've probably figured out she was invincible from the whole 'survived a barrier that fries every living thing that walks through it' thing. Or the fact that a load of Hunters, criminals and Grimm haven't killed her yet."
"That they should've. At least it ended happily, with just about every nice person alive, right?" Blake remarked.

"makeitstop"

"Ruby, if you don't stop babbling, I will withhold hugs and cookies for two days. Two. DAYS."

The reaper looked up at her girlfriend plaintively, frowning. "No huggles?"

"No!"
"Sowwy..." The reaper reluctantly pulled herself up and hugged Weiss tightly. "Hugs!"

"...okay...this is a bit better than hugging your knees and hiding in a corner, I suppose."

...

Ruby chuckled. "Oh wow. Story me is so insane, that the GRIMM are scared of her. I guess I should be...proud? Or offended. Maybe offended."

Blake crossed her arms, scoffing. "Pfft. Not manly enough. Why wouldn't you get a Boarbartusk?"

"Or ride a Fafnir?" Yang suggested. Blake gave her a strange look.

"Seriously?"
"Jaune's uncle did it once!"

"Also, I'm so blind." The catgirl slapped herself lightly. "H-How did I miss that guy being a Chekhov's gunman?!

My troping skills are failing me. I need to go on another binge."

"At least Ruby's got a nice place to stay now." Yang commented happily. "Hey, hang on. What happened to Alys? And the rest of us?"

"Good point." Weiss nodded. "I'm wondering that too..."

...

"Oh. THAT'S what happened."

"So...Weiss and Alys screwing like bunnies..." Yang said, counting all the events that had happened since Ruby's last chapter on her fingers. "...a weird tournament thing, Alys gets scouted, more awesome romance between me and Blake-"
"Which I find to be untrue!" The catgirl interjected quickly.

"...aaaand Alys and Weiss fly off!"

"...how crude." Weiss grumbled. "But...I take your point."

Ruby hugged Weiss' arm jealously. "No! Weiss is mine! Only I can hug her!"
"And I know that, dear." The heiress responded drily.

"Ruby, if you turn out to be a yandere, I WILL smack some sense into you. Like a good sister would." The brawler reminded her, smiling happily.

"Dear Oum, yandere Ruby..." Blake muttered, shuddering at the possibility.

"...soooo, horrible crap going on in the city that I THINK me and Blakey had a hand in founding, so and so, typical cop corruption plot..." Yang nodded in approval. "I think I'm liking this. Even if the beginning's, y'know, about as bloody as one of those crappy slasher movies."

"I'm beginning to like this Maia person." Blake commented, rubbing her chin. "Maia with Crazy!Ruby. I called it."

"All this spy work..." Weiss looked curiously at it. "I wonder what it could lead to?"

...

"Oh, wow. Everyone's in on it. Erm. And...seriously, they fall for RUBY's lies?!" Blake stared at the screen in disbelief. "...t-that's just...wow."

"Apparently everyone in this story is either genre blind or LITERALLY blind. Eh." Yang shrugged. "Still a pretty cool story. If you can stomach the beginning."

Ruby nodded. "Yeah, and crazy Ruby is getting a little better. She's not eating people now..."

"And she's learning restraint." Weiss added. "Huh. Interesting."

"Also, I'm offended!" Blake snapped. "I-I'm a predator Faunus! I-I'm not exactly predisposed to crime! Or meat-eating!"

She clasped her hand over her chest. "Why...I am offended such an insinuation could be made!", declared the catgirl as dramatically as possible.

Yang scoffed. "Hmph. I'm better at random dramatic jokes."

...

"Aaaaand...well." Blake wasn't surprised at how the combined Maia arc ended. "...so, Maia and Ruby kicked butt, discovered corruption, held mercenaries hostage, got a HOUSE blown up and are now in hiding because stuff.

Also, Blood Rose's version of Little Red Riding Hood is REALLY dark. And not badass enough."

"Huh. We've managed to read this ENTIRE fic." Yang blinked. "We just have to finish the dance chapter."
Weiss nodded quickly. "Oh yeah! We're nearly done!"

"It only took Elf, like, a day and three hours to finish the chapter at last." The catgirl remarked drily. "Took him long enough..."

Ruby cheered. "Read the dance, read the dance!"

"Okay, okay." Blake said, chuckling as she moved onto the last chapter.

All four girls read the chapter intently.

"...wow. No antics, no Ruby blowing things up or eating people and only a LITTLE bitterness from Weiss." Yang nodded. "Surprising way to leave things..."

"Eh. Who wants to leave the review?" Blake inquired.

"I want to!" The reaper raised her hand enthusiastically. "I mean, the story has me as the main character..."

"Go right on ahead."

From: DaLittleRedFightingHood

i r8 it str8 8/8 m8

but seriously, good job i liked the rest of the fic except the beginning because i dun like eating people

love, ruby rose

ps. by the way blake says she isnt into yang but i know shes lyinRUBY STOP NOW

Blake glared at Ruby, who was giggling.

"Sorry~"
"I am NOT in love with your sister, Ruby."

"Oh, sure yo-" Weiss's smug comment was interrupted, of course, by Jaune bursting into the room, looking absolutely horrified.

"Jaune?" Yang looked curiously at him. "What's up?"
"...n-never...EVER...show me that anime again." The knight choked out, shaking his head in horror.

Blake tilted her head. "What did you show him?"
"I gave him and team JNPR Madoka Magica to watch." Yang said simply, with a grin.

END

A/N: Okay, we did it! It worked! This would've been out yesterday but homework, coursework and I was REALLY tired! Next time, JNPR Reacts to Puella Magi Madoka Magica! Why? Because I LOVE that show, Mami and Yang are really similar and it's JNPR's turn to be mentally scarred!

I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, criticisms, reviews, thoughts, suggestions and comments and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!