Ninety One: Batteries are able to have grandchildren.
Ninety Two: In America, you aren't punished for being bad, you get rewarded for just NOT being bad.
Ninety Three: You can stop the fabric of time and space from ripping because of time travel by throwing in the time travel device in it.
Ninety Four: "Punch" is not a flavor. It's an imaginary force that will literally punch you.
Ninety Five: Pigeons loathe Commissioners.
Ninety Six: 15% of Hotdogs is made from actual dog
Ninety Seven: Always listen to your gut
Ninety Eight: Farms are creepy places
Ninety Nine: Bunnies may be small and cuddly, but can totally kick ass...As long as you're a king.
One hundred: Combining words is what cool people do
There its done! I'm glad, I NEED to work on an actual story. Or I'll lose my sanity.