Weiss Reacts to Fire Emblem Awakening!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Before we begin, I have to request something once more- no more MLP requests. I confess that I have little to no interest in the show, and although I've heard a lot of good things about the show, having watched a couple of episodes, I just don't find it interesting. I recognize you guys might find it interesting, but the chances of an MLP chapter are fairly unlikely. Not impossible- my opinion could change in future- but for the foreseeable future, it's not going to happen.

Back on topic, today, we'll be covering a game that's captured my attention for a very long time. Such a long time, in fact, that there is a Reactsverse fic that takes place IN Fire Emblem- Lucina Reacts, for those keeping track *cough*selfpromotion*cough, but more to the point, time for more Weiss ragequitting. Huehuehue. Hahah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

okay stopping now sorry gomenasai gomenasai gomenasai

DISCLAIMER: RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth, otherwise Sun would be a gamer.

Fire Emblem Awakening belongs to Nintendo, otherwise- oh wait better save those taglines for Lucina Reacts #TotallyNotShamelessSelfPromotion

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Yang." Weiss lifted her SchneeDS screen towards her. "What's this gift-wrapped icon?"

"Huh?" The brawler looked over at her, tilting her head before shaking her head. "Okay, I didn't do that. Open it anyway."

Weiss clicked on it, revealing it to be-

"Fire Emblem?" Weiss blinked. "Um...thanks, Yang. H-how did you know I wanted this game?"

"I told you, it wasn't me." The brawler repeated, frowning. "I appreciate your faith, but I'm a little bankrupt from buying you that dakimakura for Christmas."

"...and now you remind me how much I hate you." Weiss grumbled. "Seriously. Then who did?"

"I did." Blake raised her hand. "That's my Lien debt cleared. I don't have to pay you for the bet now- I just spent thirty Lien to buy you the game."

The heiress stared at her.

"...really? THAT's the reason you bought me the game?"
"Of course not!" Blake looked offended. "What kind of a friend do you think I am? That would be unmanly. I CHAFE at the thought you think I'd be unmanly enough to do so.

A REAL man would not just buy you the game, but buy you a Figma with it and a poster!"

"...you seriously went to the effort of buying all that for me? Blake, I'm surprised." Weiss blinked, smiling a little. "Thanks."

"It was Ruby's idea." The catgirl stated. "She knew you liked strategy games and she KINDA saw that this game was on your wishlist."

"Huh...thanks. Maybe you're less of a moron than I thought you are." Weiss remarked semi-jokingly.

Blake sighed. "Aaaand there goes the heartwarming moment."

"We're showing this to Jaune's sisters." Yang declared. "I mean, Elf-kun made them look like Tharja and Lucina, after all..."
"Hey, what DID happen to Jaune's sisters?" Weiss inquired. "Weren't they going here?"
"I dunno. Maybe Elf'll write a spinoff about them or something." Yang said, shrugging. "By the way, I'm still waiting on that Mami spinoff, Elf."

"Aren't we all?" Blake responded, before looking over to Weiss. "By the way, feel free to ask us for advice. We've finished the game. We know how it works."
"Y-yeah, sure. You're probably going to pull something stupid and troll me, aren't you?" The heiress glared at them. "I-I don't trust you." She booted the game up, reading into the screen.

Yang smirked. "Weiss, remember to take casual mode. You'll thank me later~"

"A-are you questioning my ability to play strategy games?" Weiss retorted. "The type of games I am perfectly capable of beating you at?"

"I'm questioning your desire not to rage."

"Pfft." The heiress scoffed. "That settles it. I'll just have to prove I can beat this game without this 'casual' mode.

...you're trying to pull your stupid reverse psychology antics on me, aren't you?"

"Of course not!" Yang declared theatrically, placing a hand on her chest as if to look offended. "Who do you take me for, a liar?"
Weiss looked at her suspiciously, but started up the game.

"I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that."

"Hm. Magic as my asset, luck as my flaw..." Weiss finished setting her character up. "Alright."

"She seems a bit too tall and well-endowed." Blake drily remarked. "You sure it's you-"
"S-shut up. Of COURSE it's me." The heiress retorted. "I-I don't know what you're talking about."
"Just saying, pretty sure Robin's chest is larger than yours." Yang reminded her in a sing-song voice.

"She's a fictional character. I-I'm not jealous." Weiss responded quickly.
"Oh, that can be questioned, dear." Blake added with a mischievous smirk.

"W-what's that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing. Now, get to playing the game already!" Yang snapped impatiently.

Weiss glared at her. "Alright, bossyboots."

"You're one to talk."

"Just shut up and let me play!" Weiss yelled. "Alright, now...is this a tutorial? ...why can't I pair Chrom up with Robin yet?"

"Oh, you've got to turn that off in options." The brawler added. "It's weird, I know."

"They tout Pair Up as a feature and force you to enable it yourself..." The heiress grumbled. "Figures..."
...

"Alright, we killed the obviously evil cultist man. Now- wait, Robin, what are you doing?" Weiss stared at the screen. "Robin, what are you- Robin, don't stab Chrom. Don't- she did it. He's dead now.

What? This makes absolutely no sense! Ok-oh, wait, wait, it was the prologue. I spoke too soon. Okay, good, good.

So, when do I get Lucina?"

Blake stared at her. "Don't tell me you bought the game just for Lucina. Seriously, there's about eight hours of gameplay- that's how fast I did it, anyway- before she becomes playable."

"You'd be wrong. Although seeing as she's apparently billed as one of the main protagonists..." Weiss shrugged. "Eh. Whatever.

These incompetent bandits! How dare they stand my way? I'll see to it that- oh. Ow. OW! They hurt!"

"That is what you have a Thunder tome for." Blake calmly reminded her.

"...Frederick, what are you doing? You're the experienced knight, KILL THEM!"

"I'm not sure that's a good-" Yang held a finger up, before Blake shushed her.

"Let her learn the hard way," she whispered, suppressing a giggle. The catgirl turned to Weiss.

"Okay, you'll want to use him for anything you find overly hard-"
"JUST WIPE THESE FOOLS FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!" Weiss commanded.

"...wow, Weiss. Emperor complex?" Yang remarked teasingly.

"Shut up."

...

"...zombies? Pfft." Weiss scoffed. "They're nothing compared to my greatness. "I'll just have to eliminate them before they can kill me."

"Careful, you're low on health." Yang reminded her. Weiss nodded, sighing.

"Right, right. Q-quickly, heal me!"

Blake chuckled. "Oh, panicking?"
"Of course not. This is just a minor setback. Even if our medic is somewhat wounded ,these incompetent zombies won't be able to win.

...and speaking of which, where is Lucina? What's she doing?! Didn't she JUST come in?!" The heiress yelled.

"I dunno. Probably sticking around in limbo or something." Yang shrugged. "I personally didn't understand why she didn't stick around.

Weiss' eyes narrowed. "I'm going to need to punish her for treason, letting us deal with these creatures alone. Whatever, her punishment for abandoning us can come later.

...well, that was easy. They stood no chance against me!" The heiress scoffed at the victory screen.

"What's the point of all the other units? Just let me handle them."

"Boy, Weiss, you're really getting into this!" Yang noted, smiling. "You...realise this is a strategy game, right?"
"I suppose. Fine, the overpowered knight and I will handle most of the enemies. The rest can try to catch up."

Blake chuckled. "Oh, Weiss, you're not doing this right."

"Jealous that I broke the game and you didn't?"
"All I'm saying, this is going to bite you in the back somewhere down the line." The catgirl shrugged casually, giving her an enigmatic smile.

Ruby walked in, munching on a cookie. She looked over at Weiss, waving.

"Hey!" The reaper said, her mouth muffled by her biscuits. "What're you doing?"
"Playing Fire Emblem."

"Going power-mad, more like." Blake responded. "It's not natural to laugh maniacally as you roast the level boss."
"She shouldn't have thrown spears at me like an incompetent."

Yang snapped her fingers. "Oh, right! Next chapter, you fight Lucina as a boss!"
Weiss smirked, rubbing her hands together. "Excellent. Punishment shall be rendered.

Hehehehe...the Holy Schnee Empire shall continue its rampage."
Ruby held up a finger. "I'm pretty sure you're not an empire-"
"It's the Holy Schnee Empire, Ruby, and I will call it that!" The heiress snapped. "Now shush, doling out punish- wait, what? She can move? Wh-ow! How can she hurt so much?! What is this, a joke?!"

"Don't underestimate the second boss." Yang shrugged. "It's not that hard to kill her anyway."

"Indeed. She's hardly a challenge..." The heiress declared. "I shall prevail! WIPE HER OUT, MY UNDERLINGS! RUSH HER! RUSH HEEEER!"

Ruby giggled, sitting next to Weiss on a cookie plushie.

"You're so adorable when you act like this~" The reaper hugged her side fondly.

"Why thank you." Weiss smiled, kissing her on the cheek before turning back to the game. "Now, if you excuse me, I shall celebrate my vi-okay, seriously. You're still not joining.

What is wrong with you, lady?"

"Oh, she won't join for a while yet, Weiss." Yang said, shrugging. "Not for a long while..."

"Pfft. We don't need her. We got this person with a weird name who looks competent." The heiress said, shrugging. "I like the look of him. Perhaps when my empire is established, he shall be my bodyguard."

"That's one way to interpret the game, I suppose..." Blake muttered.

...

"...throwing a load of dragons at the person with the dragon-slaying sword." Weiss blinked, clapping slowly. "Excellent job, King Gangrel."

"Don't get too happy, Weiss." Yang teased her. "It's only easy mode."
"S-shut up. Y-you're just jealous because you aren't as magnificent as me!" Weiss snapped.

"When you're done, send your team over. Let's see how long they last~"

"You can do that?" The heiress tilted her head, genuinely curious.

"Of course. Anyway, we're digressing." Yang held her arm up. "Continue on!"

"I'm really getting into the story here..." Ruby whispered, munching on cookies. "And I've already finished this game, too."
"Has everyone in this damned dorm finished this game but me?!" Weiss cried.

Yang and Blake shared a nod. "Yep."

"...oh, wait. Hah!" Weiss scoffed dismissively. "They think they'll actually get into this castle.

If the Holy Schnee Imperial Guard has anything to say about it, they won't.

...and come to think of it, isn't their leader that weird guy from the intro? ...okay, screw it. I'm killing him first.

Still wondering why Lucina refuses to join us, by the way."

Yang shrugged. "She wants to be a mysterious protector person."

"Oh, that phase." Blake shuddered. "I know that one. Nora went through it once.

She put on a pancake mask and called herself 'Waffleslayer'..."

"Not the hero pancakes need, but the one pancakes deserve..." Ruby quoted from one of Nora's speeches as this alias. "...mhm..."

"Shush, trying to slay traitors and incompetents here!" Weiss snapped. "This is ridiculously easy. What made them think they'd win?"
"Oh, you're gonna get a surprise in a couple of chapters, believe me." Yang said, giggling.

Ruby looked over at her. "What chapter is she now?"
"Six, if Validar's here."
"...oh." The reaper looked worried. "Oh dear. She's gonna hate the desert maps."
"She's been pretty reliant on foot units." Yang noted. She turned to Blake, smirking.

"And no mages apart from Robin, too..."

"Wait for it..." The catgirl started counting the minutes until she reached them.

"WHAT IS THIS STUPIDITY" Weiss yelled at the screen. "I can hardly move! It's just sand, you morons! How can't you move across it?!"

"It's not like they're on camels, Weiss." The brawler reminded her. "Just use flying units, it'll be fine."
"Ugh. I feel so limited...w-wait, what, that girl can turn into a dragon?!" The heiress sighed in exasperation. "Why didn't I get her earlier?!"

"Watch out, dark mages." Yang reminded her helpfully.

"I can see that, Xiao Long. I'm not blind."

"They're about to take Lissa out. And since you decided to take no healing items and only one medic..." Blake added, chuckling. "Man, you really are terrible at anything that isn't Civilization, aren't you?"
"I'm not terrible at this!" Weiss yelled at her. "I'm nearly nine chapters in..." She sighed, grumbling at the screen and moving to rectify her mistake.

"...although...that did spare me a lot of trouble, Blake."

"As well it should've." The catgirl said with a smug smirk.

"...hah. This boss is pathetic. With a dragon, mages everywhere and half my army on him..." The heiress smiled.

"Yet another victory for the Holy Schnee Empire. Vae victis."
"What?" Yang looked at her.

"Woe to the conquered."

Yang sighed. "Don't get too cocky. Next chapter's going to be a bit harder than you think..."

Weiss scoffed. "Oh, I hardly think-"

Minutes later...

"WHY ARE HALF MY UNITS DEAD?!" The heiress screamed. The enemy army was surrounding what was left of hers. Nearly everyone except Chrom, Robin, Frederick and a couple of others were still alive.

Yang sighed. "Well, firstly, you tried to move all your non-mages first."

"Then, you left nearly everyone underleveled." Blake added. "I mean, seriously, in a game like this, not a good idea. We tried to warn you, but-"

Weiss facepalmed. "I am a complete and utter moron."
"Oh, and you also forgot to buy healing items." Yang added, giggling.
"Don't forget that you charged in madly." The catgirl cautioned her, wagging her finger. "Seriously, where did your strategy go?"

"...screw this!" Weiss dropped her 3DS on the bed. "I'm done with this game!"

With that, the heiress stormed out. Ruby frowned, following after her to give her a hug and try to calm her down.

Yang and Blake shared a look.

"...rage quit?"
"Mhm." Blake shrugged. "It was inevitable."

"Eh. Random toast of energy drinks?" Yang whipped out a bottle of Blue Cow.

Blake shrugged, whipping out a bottle of Kamogawa Energy. "Sure."

They did indeed toast, in celebration of a successful ragequit for Weiss.

END

A/N: Okay, well, that's done. Next chapter, another fanfic; The Draigg's The Weiss List. Yep, more Weiss stuff.

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, thoughts, criticisms, suggestions and reviews and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!

Oh and because I feel nice today, have a stinger/brick joke.

Hours later...

Once I was a dragon and once I was strong!

Look at me, what I've become!
Now I see...the dragon again I must be!

I must regain what I lost long ago, the fires inside me still glow!
To the skies!
A dragon again will arise!

Blake bobbed her head along to the lyrics, keeping her headphones in while lying back in the Lagann.

She was underneath Beacon in her secret mecha lair, where she kept the Gurren Lagann, Shinkiro and Nirvash typeZERO recreations, as well as her latest project, currently covered with several large sheets of tarp.

"Man...I love Iron Savior..." The catgirl muttered, sighing happily, before a book landed on her head and plopped onto the Lagann's control panel. Rubbing her head and glaring at it, Blake picked it up, pausing her music.

"Wait, what the..." The catgirl recognized it.

It was a black, slightly charred book with the Mark of Grima on it...and a small signature on the back. Blake smirked, realising what it was- a present from her trolling idol, one of the greatest trolls in the realm and a powerful magus.

"I wonder where this was all the-" Blake mused to herself as she opened the book, hoping to see it immediately flip to lemon fanfiction of her and Yang.

Instead, she found a note, written in short, concise script, fitting of scientific notes.

-Intriguing. This book really does seem to originate from an Outrealm.

To the finder, I commend your efforts for such an excellent charm on the book.

I regret having to send it back. It was fun examining it.

Regards from Ylisse,

Miriel

"Miriel?" Blake blinked, surprised. "Then that means...wait a minute. Did I go through...Ylisse when I did that test that day?"

Then, it hit Blake.

The catgirl began laughing maniacally, clutching her belly.

"Hohohoh...so I CAN access alternate universes with this baby..." Blake declared proudly. "...oh, this'll be awesome.

Beat that, Ren from that yandere Velvet fic. I have a giant universe-hopping mecha!"

END