Weiss Reacts to Pokémon Omega Ruby!
A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Friendships shall be forged and broken. Love shall be found and lost. War will be declared, and lives will be lost! The very destiny of Vale, Vytal- nay, the WORLD will be decided today! The apocalypse shall descend, and the face of the Reactsverse will be changed-
Nah, who am I kidding, we're saving that for the last couple of chapters. This means nothing. My ranting was for nothing!
DISCLAIMER: RWBY does not belong to me, otherwise Yang would wear glasses and be a sexy mentor~
Pokémon belongs to Nintendo.
All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.
As usual, the afternoons in the RWBY dorm began with a yelp and irritated scream.
"YANG, YOU STUPID PERV" Weiss screamed as Yang put her hands on her hips.
"Heh. In all fairness, she was just too cute!"
"We need one of those 'Skippy's List' things for Yang." Ruby stated, sighing. "Isara's mentally scarred because of that..."
"In my defence, I didn't know she didn't know that!" The brawler protested. "A-and anyway, what kind of teenager doesn't know that?!"
The heiress glared at her. "Well, you just found out, didn't you?!"
Yang smirked. "So much the worse for her. She's missing out~"
"I swear..." Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose. "If I had a Lien for every time you mentally scarred someone with your pervertedness, I'd double my father's fortune."
"Like I said! Perverted pride!" The brawler pumped her fist, taking care to jiggle as much as possible.
Blake averted her eyes, reading her book.
"Yang, quit that! T-that's distracting!"
"Ugh." Weiss threw her hands up in exasperation. "There's no getting through her dirty-minded...mind.
Can we find something to do before I'm tempted to tear her to shreds, please?!"
Ruby pointed at her SchneeDS. "We could play my Omega Ruby! I haven't touched it in ages..."
"Good point." Yang nodded. "Maybe Weiss could have a go."
"Oh no. I am not playing that stupid unbalanced game!" The heiress crossed her arms. "No! Absolutely not! Out of the question!"
Blake raised an eyebrow. "How is Pokémon unbalanced?"
"B-because it is! S-stupid! Y-you don't understand a thing about the game!" Weiss snapped irritably.
"You saw me win the Beacon Pokémon League competition, right? The one Ren started?" The catgirl reminded her.
"S-shut up! T-that was completely rigged!"
Yang folded her arms. "Yeah, Weiss. How is it that Blake understands nothing about the game but you do, even though, if I recall, you ragequit Platinum?"
Her mischievous smirk grew as Weiss' face reddened, partially from embarrassment and partially from irritation.
"...grah! Ruby, give me that thing, I'll prove that I can play this stupid game!" Weiss snapped, glaring at Yang.
Ruby obliged, passing the console over to Weiss. The heiress gave Yang a steely glare.
"Watch me. I'm going to clear all the remaining Gyms without a ragequit, y-you stupid moron..."
Blake whispered over to the brawler. "How much Lien you bet she'll quit before she even gets to the fun part you get to fight Groudon?"
"Fifty Lien says she quits before she even gets to starting that part." Yang shook her hand.
"Heh. You have no faith in Weiss~"
"Her track record isn't exactly stellar."
"I HEARD THAT" The heiress scolded, glaring at both of them.
Ruby sighed, rubbing Weiss' shoulders from behind. "So...moe...when angry..."
"S-shut up! S-stupid..." Weiss blushed. "J-just...s-stupid moron with your stupid tsundere fetish..."
"Start the game and save the smut for later-" The brawler remarked wryly.
"YANG!"
"Sorry~"
Weiss examined Ruby's party briefly, grumbling.
"Brostomp. Ruby, Brostomp." The heiress looked up at her girlfriend, who chuckled nervously.
"I-I thought it was a good idea at the time!"
"Let's see..." Weiss sighed irritably. "You hardly even used your TMs, you moron."
Ruby rubbed the back of her head, chuckling. "I thought I might save them for when I need them."
"THEY DON'T HAVE USES ANYMORE, YOU MORON"
"Oh, they don't?"
Yang frowned. "You think it might be slightly clearer than usual, what with the lack of numbers next to the items."
"Point taken."
The heiress rolled her eyes. "Well, no point using them now. I'll leave that to you after I prove I can play Pokémon to this idiotic perv."
"Gonna take a lot more than fancy talk and knowing some basic skills to prove anything, dear Weiss~" The brawler said teasingly.
"J-just you watch me!" Weiss retorted, before turning back to the game.
"H-heh. A pathetic Machop." The heiress haughtily laughed. "Not a challenge at all! I can easily beat it.
Go, Tail-TAILBRO?! RUBY"
"Sorry!"
...
"SUCCESS." Weiss held the SchneeDS up as she defeated the Machop. "I HAVE WON."
"So you beat a Machop." Yang clapped. "Congratulations-"
"S-shut up! That was a HARD task! T-the game constantly screws me over with stupid overpowered AI with stupid OP moves...a-and Brendan! GO AWAY" Weiss screeched at the screen. "I-I can make it back to Petalburg by myself! I don't need to be babysat all the way there!"
Blake sighed, continuing to read her book. "You know, sometimes, watching Weiss try to play games is a lot more entertaining than reading."
Ruby raised her eyebrow. "You mean reading your smut?"
"I-I've said this before, Ninjas of Love is NOT smut! NOT SMUT! THEY MADE IT INTO AN ANIME THAT WASN'T SMUTTY"
"Fate stay/night was smut and they still made it into an anime." Yang pointed out. "Your point?"
"IT STILL ISN'T SMUT"
"...okay, now to crush this fool of a Gym Leader." Weiss began to laugh maniacally. "I don't care if you're my so-called father, Norman, you shall be defeated for the sake of the Holy Schnee Empire!"
"I thought this was Pokémon, not Civilization-"
"THE HOLY SCHNEE EMPIRE." The heiress declared proudly.
Ruby cringed. "W-Weiss...you might be going a bit mad here..."
"Mad? I'm not mad. Of course not! I'm completely sane." Weiss responded, her eyelid twitching.
The catgirl sighed. "Yang, it seems you drove her insane with the desire to prove herself."
Yang raised an eyebrow. "You blind? She's always like this when we play video games. You were here when she played Awakening."
"Point taken." Blake chuckled. "I guess we'll just have to watch how far Weiss'll go until she inevitably fails."
"Go onwards, my beasts of war!" Weiss declared proudly. "GO FORTH AND ANIHILATE MY OPPONENTS!"
Ruby squeed. "So adorable..."
...
Weiss breathed heavily, staring at the screen for a moment. Then, she smiled triumphantly.
"I beat this supposedly impossible Gym Leader." The heiress declared. "I HAVE BEATEN MY FATHER. I AM VICTORIOUS! VICTORIOUS, I SAY!"
Yang and Blake stared at each other, dumbfounded.
"She actually beat Norman..." The brawler mumbled. "What..."
The catgirl nodded slowly. "How indeed..."
Weiss glared at the pair.
"You can no longer say I'm terrible at this game. I can actually beat a Gym Leader! I told you it was just because the game was unbalanced!"
"Or maybe because Ruby raised an OP team and got lucky with half her choices." Yang pointed out.
Weiss scoffed. "Silence, Yang. You are simply unable to accept I actually won something in a video game."
"As opposed to the thousands of other times you lost epically, my ego needs no stroking." The brawler retorted with a smirk.
"Heh." Weiss exhaled deeply. "Your taunts won't get to me so easily, now that I've proven my ability to win games to you.
Now, the Holy Schnee Inquisition will rise, and my beasts of war will be my weapons and BRENDAN I CAN GET TO MAUVILLE WITHOUT YOUR HELP NOW GO AWAY."
Ruby sighed happily, placing her hands on her cheeks.
"Weiss is so cute when she goes megalomaniacal..."
"Awww...my little sister's becoming weirder in her perviness!" Yang pumped her fist. "I've taught her well!"
"If that's how you classify well, I don't want to see how you classify 'badly'." The catgirl remarked.
The brawler pouted. "You don't have to be so mean, Blakey..."
"Excellent." Weiss rubbed her hands together. "I even get a free legendary to smite my enemies with. Even this game recognises my skill!"
"Or, you know, they gave you one since they changed the plot up by a lot." Yang pointed out helpfully.
"This Latios will henceforth be the symbol of the power of the Holy Schnee Inquisition!" Weiss declared. "None shall be able to stand in his way!"
"She realises when some schmuck with an Ice or Dark attack comes, she's doomed, right?" Blake pointed out. Ruby nodded, shrugging.
"Just let her have her fun. This is the first time she's had fun playing a game since Civilization."
"Point taken." The catgirl shrugged. "Knowing how these usually go, it'll implode soon enough."
Weiss, meanwhile, was busy laughing maniacally as she trashed her way through Route 119 with her freshly acquired Latios.
"Bow to me, fools! BOW TO ME! WAHAHAHAHA!"
Yang was busy filming the whole thing with her phone. "Hehehehe...I'm going to enjoy showing this to Ren."
"Wahahahahahahwait WHAT?!" The heiress' rampage, rather confusingly enough, was stopped by a lucky critical hit that fainted Latios.
"HOW?!"
"Luck of the draw." Blake responded. "It happens."
"Ugh...I'll just have to avenge him! Go, Swellow! Avenge your leader's loss! Destroy that stupid Breloom!" Weiss declared angrily.
"We will have victory-"
...
"WHAT HOW DID I LOSE" Weiss stared at the screen, not ten minutes later, as she had indeed been booted back to Mauville's Pokémon Center.
Yang was busy laughing, wiping a tear from her eye.
"How many critical hits did you take there?!"
"T-that was ..." The heiress exhaled deeply, closing her eyes. "...a mere minor setback. I was too hubristic.
The Holy Schnee Inquisition will continue fighting on." Weiss sighed, cracking her knuckles. "Let's do this. That Breloom will pay for dishonoring my beasts of war!"
Yang chuckled at Ruby, offering her a handkerchief.
"Rubes, you're drooling."
"So...moe...must...hug...Weiss..." The reaper slapped the handkerchief away, staring at her girlfriend.
"Now that I have something to crush that stupid fool and hopefully will NOT have the stupid game hand me five crits in a row, I might actually get past that stupid part!" The heiress declared proudly.
"Sure, Rubes." Yang remarked drily, nodding slowly. "She is acting so cute right now. I think I might die from the moe."
"I think you might've taught your sister a little too well." Blake commented cheerily.
"You think?"
"NOW, POKEMON RANGER, FACE MY WRATH! GO, SLUGMA!"
...
"Finally." Weiss breathed heavily as she finally won, after somehow getting said Slugma knocked out by, of all things, a Leaf-type move. "Now that that obstacle was taken out, onwards to the next Gym."
Blake whistled. "You'd be so screwed in a Nuzlocke run, considering how many times you basically sacrificed your Pokémon to win that."
"In all fairness, Ruby has about twenty five Revives." Weiss responded. "How does one get so many?!"
Ruby giggled. "Heheheh...I get them from places."
"I envy your luck." The heiress grumbled irritably. "Why can't I ever have such luck in games?"
"Because the Universe hates you?" Yang pointed out helpfully for the umpteenth time that day.
Weiss sighed, closing her eyes. "Of course, thanks for the encouragement as always, Yang."
"Pleasure!"
"Ah, and of course, these incompetent volcano-loving maniacs are attempting to get in my way, as usual." Weiss sighed dramatically at Team Magma. "Very well. My legendary jet dragon will annihilate them.
Latios, obliterate!"
"I never did figure out why people always fought you even if you had legendaries in your party." Blake mused, curious. "You'd think they'd stop when they realised you had a physical god on your side."
Yang shrugged. "Probably some crappy rule or something."
"Point taken. Still-"
"...what." Weiss twitched.
Her Latios was taken out by a lucky critical Bite.
Weiss' eyelid twitched.
"THIS IS UNFAIR AND UNBALANCED!" She discarded the system onto her bunk and stormed out, furious.
Blake sighed, taking her wallet out and digging out the Lien. "Very well, Yang, since she did quit before even getting past two Gyms..."
"Yeesssss~" Yang giggled, raising her Lien in victory. "Maybe we'll get her to play Five Nights at Freddy's next! Oh, oh, or Valkyria Chronicles! What with Isara around..."
"I have a feeling she'd probably hate both of them." Blake commented.
"So...a perfectly brilliant idea."
Ruby sighed. "You guys always do this to Weiss..."
"You're the one who was drooling over her, don't complain." The catgirl reminded her.
The reaper blushed. "S-she was just too cute not to fawn over!"
"We rest our cases." Yang chuckled.
"Now, if you excuse me, I have a video to upload and some money to spend!"
And so, another typical Beacon afternoon resumed. Weiss was raging.
All was right.
END
A/N: There might be a Part 3 eventually. We'll see how we get on.
Next chapter, we're going back to fanfic coverage, in the form of The Layman's "We must increase our stamina"- featuring, well, Team RWBY doing some very questionable things to do the title name! A shoutout to him for being so awesome as to let us do this fic!
So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, reviews, thoughts, suggestions and criticisms, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!