"Hey, uh, Wy, I noticed that you've started spending more time with the other micronations," Australia started as he cooked breakfast
"Uh-huh," Wy responded as she methodically shoved eggs into her mouth, not quite awake yet.
"The other micronations...who are boys," Australia prompted.
"Kugelmugel isn't a boy," Wy corrected, speaking of the white-haired artistic micronation.
"Well, except for Kugelmugel, of course," Australia amended.
Silence ensued.
"Uhm, you don't like any of them, right?" Australia asked.
"Those idiots? No!" Wy exclaimed in disgust.
"Oh good. Because boys are dumb. And gross. And you definitely don't want to date one. Ever."
"If boys are dumb and gross, why did you marry one?" Wy asked.
"Yeah, why would you marry one, then?" a new voice asked from the entryway.
"New Zealand! That's not what I meant!" Australia yelped.
"I know," the peaceful personification smiled before sitting down at the table as well.
"But seriously, Wy, don't date. At all," New Zealand added on, smiling.
"Sure, Dad. Whatever you say," Wy said, rolling her eyes as she finished the last of her eggs.
A/N: Okay wow I didn't expect anyone to actually read this, let alone want me to write more? So uh yeah here. Also, if you have any prompts or suggestions or anything that you want to see, feel free to let me know in a review!