11:29 AM

Abicus pulled two tied together panties out of his mouth. He stood behind a dumpster in a suspiciously clean alley. The first pair that came out was white with a yellow zig-zagged pattern. The second was slightly thinner and had pink polka dots. Abicus drooled and blushed at the magnificent sight. Stars were in his eyes.

(Awwww, sweet! I think these are my first polka dots and zigzags today! Hahaha! That's what those stupid skanks get for not being amazed by the amazing Abicus the Magnificent!)

Abicus rubbed his face against the panties before sniffing them. Suddenly, his brow straightened and his expression grew dire as if he were waiting for the results of a pregnancy test.

(Wait. They did look awfully young. I may be a pervert who steals panties in broad daylight under the guise of a harmless magic trick but I ain't no sick fuck. No way were those two no younger than sixteen. Not with those knockers. Still… I should be more vigilante.)

Abicus placed the panties into his left sleeve without looking down. He walked out of the alley while straightening his collar. He scanned his immediate surroundings. The sidewalks weren't exactly crowded but the people present all seemed to be young teenagers or middle schoolers. He turns around, irritated. He bumped into something soft. He stumbled back a few inches. He rubbed his nose, looking down.

"Geez, watch where you're gooooooooooooo…"

Abicus was welcomed by the annoyed scowl of a beautiful woman with long navy blue hair tied in a pony tail. She looked down at her newly wet track suit that was dyed a darker shade of green from the energy drink she was holding in her right hand, now an empty bottle. The fabric absorbed the liquid making it heavier and putting more emphasis on her well developed breasts, catching Abicus' full attention. The bit of her white t-shirt exposed at the unzipped part of jacket was also dyed blue. The scene unfolded within sight of the famous Macronell fast food restaurant before a handful of curious students.

"...ooooooooooooooo…"

"How about you look at your surroundings before making sudden turns?"

"...ooooooooooooooo…"

The woman squinted and stared for a moment before turning around and walking away. She tossed the bottle in a recycling bin a few feet ahead of her without looking at it. Abicus, after snapping out of his trance, ran up to the woman and placed a hand on her left shoulder.

"Wait!" he exclaimed. The beautiful woman turned around with a menacing stare.

"You better have a napkin in that hand or I'm keeping it."

(...This is the most frightening boner I've ever had. I am both scared and aroused. Scaroused. I'm coining that later.)

"My, my, young beauty, I've got something much better than that."

The woman turned around. Abicus waveed his wand in a circular motion.

"Alakazheemo...Alakazin-go!"

He tapped the young lady's shoulder. To her surprise, there was a sudden light warmness on her chest. She looked down to see it is completely dry. Abicus placed his right hand in front of her, palm facing up.

"Pardon me, young lady," he calmly says. Then, he balls his fist and quickly swings it in a circular motion. When he opens it up, a rose appears. The young woman's eyes widened.
"But I don't have any money or napkins. So I hope you'll accept this."

"Ohhhhhh shit," one of the boys observing from inside the fast food restaurant enthusiastically says. "Houdini's got game!"

"Shut up Izuki!" his friend from across the table says, kicking his shin.

The young woman looked at the rose for a few seconds. She looked back at the man who warmly grins. Hesitating for a moment, she tooks the rose and observed it.

"Ohhhhhh shit!" Izuki exclaims. "She took the rose!"

"Izuki, shut up! Christ!"

"It's a lovely rose," the woman says.

"Not as lovely as you," Abicus replies.

"OHHHHHH SHIT!"

"Izuki, FUCK OFF!"

The young lady looked at the magician with suspicion.

"What's your name?" she asked with a stern look on.

"Abicus. Abicus the Magnificent. And yours?"

Abicus extended his right hand. The young lady shook it.

"...Yomikawa. Aiho Yomikawa."

Abicus knelt over and kissed the top of her hand.

"OHHHHHH-"

"Izuki, I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Abicus looks up, making eye contact with her.

"It's a lovely name...but not as lovely as-"

Yomikawa swiftly pulled her hand back.

"Yeah, yeah, I got it the first time. Listen, Abicus. You watch where you're going from now on. I'll let you off the hook this time but some people might not be so forgiving. You got that?"

"My my, all these warning make you sound like a cop."

"Yeah, I get that a lot. But don't get the wrong idea. Everyone gets the rundown."

"Ah."

Abicus suddenly remembered he's being chased down by a caped man who could kill him in one blow.

"Well, I must be going. Take care maiden."

He blew a kiss and turned to walk away. Then he stopped and looked back at her.

"Oh, and check your right pocket. Taa-taa."

As he walked off in the opposite direction, Yomikawa did as she was directed to and pulled up a folded up piece of paper. She unfolded it and it said "Call me: 555-5555" while featuring a cartoon depiction of Abicus' winking face. Yomikawa's squinted and frowned, her left eye twitching. She stuffed the paper back in her pocket and after her hand dug into it for a moment, she abruptly froze. She stood with her a eyes wide open and her pupils dilated for about four seconds. Her cheeks rose from a soft pink to a deep red as her mouth slowly opens.

She looked forward with a look of rage that could easily frighten a small animal anybody with a weak heart to death. Then she sprinted ahead while knocking a few people out of the way with the strength of a NFL linebacker. As she reached the end of the curb she looked to her left, forward, then right. The perverted magician was long gone.

Oddly enough, judging from the speed she was running and the speed he was walking, she should have caught up to him or at the very least spotted him somewhere down the block.

She reached into her left pocket and pulled out a flip phone at hypersonic speed. She dialed a few numbers faster than the untrained eye could detect. After a few dials, she was connected to a familiar soft voiced woman.

"Oh, hi Yomikawa," Tessou Tsuzuri answered from the other end of the phone. "Is there a problem? It's odd that you'd be calling me during school hours unless it was an emergency-"

"Oh, there's a problem alright," Yomikawa replied in an infuriated tone. "Some bastard esper STOLE MY PANTIEEEEEEEEEES!"

Tessou fumbled her phone in her hand and nearly fell off her computer chair.

Various citizens, students and the sparse adults around turned their attention to the enraged Yomikawa who continued to shout into her poor cell phone as it nearly shattered it in her hands.

"Get me Anti-Skill! Get me Judgement! Get me a Goddamn a janitor! Because when I'm done with that son of a bitch, they're going to need buckets to gather what's left of himmmmmmmmmm!"

All of the students in the Macronall's down the block are stunned with fear after hearing the pissed off Yomikawa.

"Oh shit," Izuki calmly said.

He looked at his friend with suspicion.

"Oh, no. That's actually an appropriate reaction given the circumstances that have transpired before us." He shook in terror while he grabbed his biceps as if temperature suddenly dropped several degrees. "I can only imagine the unimaginable pain that poor soul will go through once he's face to face with Ms. Yomikawa's wrath."

"Melodramatic much?" Izuki then pulled out a light blue flip phone and started typing a message with his thumb. "I gotta tell someone about this."