Tokiwadai Middle School, Academy City, 11:57 AM
You're probably wondering how the name Misaka factors into this series of events. Yes you are, shut up. That happened to be the last name of the source material, the third ranked Level 5 esper of Academy City, Mikoto Misaka, also known as Railgun. She earned the nickname from being an insanely powerful electromaster, being able to turn even a simple yen coin into a devastating weapon. Many have felt the sting of her powerful abilities in combat. However, at that moment…
"Achoo!"
...She was losing a showdown with a common cold.
She laid in her bed underneath her sheets with an ice pack wrapped around her head. A small, pale hand stuck a high tech thermostat in her mouth.
"Hey," Mikoto replied in a stuffy voice before taking it out of her mouth. "Wush tha big idea?"
The same hand grabbed Mikoto by the wrist and put the thermostat back in her mouth like a doting mother.
"Don't make such a fuss, sissy," a pig tailed girl replied. "I have to take your temperature to further confirm you're in no condition to leave the confines of our lovely love shack."
"Thash ah funny way of shaying 'dorm.' And I'm telling you, I'm fine."
The pig-tailed girl took the thermostat out of Mikoto's mouth and looked at the blue screen displaying white numbers.
"Does 110 degrees sound fine to you?" the pig-tailed girl replied while she showed Mikoto the numbers and pointed at them with her free hand. "I should have never let you leave this morning. I mean, I know you're fine and hotter than a thousand suns but this qualifies as 'absolutely not fine.' Disaster Level Demon."
"Arghhhh. Kuroko, you're killing me. Itsh not that sherioush."
Shirai Kuroko was Mikoto's roommate at Tokiwadai Middle School, an all girls dormitory middle school for elite espers. And she is madly in love with Mikoto.
"Oh sissy," Kuroko melodramatically replied while posing as if she were Juliet from Romeo and Juliet witnessing her lover dying in the climax of the play. "Any time you're in a state of distress is a disaster. And so, as you're steadfast companion and lover…"
*FWISH!* *FWISH!*
Kuroko teleported out of the room and reappeared in a second holding a wooden tray carrying a bowl of steaming vegetable and noodle soup.
"I'd do anything to ensure your recovery!"
Kuroko placed the tray on Mikoto's lap, who sat upright with her arms folded.
"We're not allowed to ushe our abilitieh in the dorms, Kuroko," Mikoto said bitterly. She really did not want the help.
"Like I said, anything to ensure your recovery!"
Mikoto looked down on the steaming soup.
"It doeshn't make shense to try and keep my head cool while keeping my shtomach hot."
Kuroko waved her index finger to the side.
"Oh sissy, you of all people should know that hot foods actually decrease your body temperature to compensate for the added heat."
"Oh right...well, shtill...this ish a bit much."
Kuroko teleported on the left side of Mikoto's bed and leaned close to her face, making her slightly jump.
"Oh sissy, are you sure you wouldn't like me to keep you company?"
*FWISH!*
She then teleported to the right side and dramatically posed as if she were being painted by a famous artist.
"I know how lonely it can be all cramped up in this room all by yourself for eight hours a day."
"You're a year younger than me sho we have different classhes regardlessh."
*FWISH!*
Kuroko teleported on the left side of the bed and placed her arms around Mikoto's head while melodramatically looking to the side.
"Yes, sissy. Not even time can sever the bond we share. But not matter how painful it may be, you must endure!"
"I think I'll manage…"
*FWISH!*
"But perhaps, it may be too much for your aching heart to handle. I can tell, it weeps for my presence."
A vein appeared on the left side of Mikoto's forehead.
"Kuroko…"
*FWISH!*
"And so, in a totally selfless and non perverted act of love, I shall sacrifice my school time and spend the rest of day with you so we can be near each other in both heart and body."
Mikoto closed her eyes and clenched her fists.
*FWISH!*
"And now, I must seal our pact with a kiss…"
Kuroko puckered her lips and leaned into Mikoto's face.
No one ever heard from Kuroko Shirai ever again.
Just kidding.
Blue sparks could be seen from the window of their dormitory of Tokiwadai Middle School as Kuroko's screams were drowned by the sound of crackling electricity.
Kuroko's blackened body twitched on the floor as Mikoto took a sip from the spoon.
"Shoup's not bad. Ssssssssip."
Kuroko exited the door of her dorm room with a satchel around her shoulder. She turns around to face Mikoto.
"Now sissy, don't get too comfortable. I'll be stopping by the rest of your classes to pick up your homework. You didn't become Academy City's third ranked Level-5 by having poor grades."
"The two aren't related!"
"If you need me for anything, don't hesitate to call. Okay then, byeeeeee! And don't forget to think about me! Also, I took the liberty of putting a fresh uniform and underwear for you should you gather the energy and decide to bath your succulent body. And I'm honestly still surprised that you still have a soft spot for cartoon frogs on your panties. A young lady dress modestly on the outside and revealing on the inside which is why I also left a lingerie magazine under your pillow for you to pick out a sexy, mature pair of undergar-"
Kuroko teleported behind the door upon seeing Misaka emitting blue sparks all over her body. A small bolt of electricity weak enough not to burn wood hit the door. She gently pushed it and it made clicking sound upon closing, signifying that it was locked.
Kuroko looked at the down on the ground with a nostalgic smile from the bottom of her heart.
"Oh sissy," she silently proclaimed. "It's never a dull moment when you're around."
She turned to her right and began walking down the hallway of her dorm. Then all of a sudden, a small device on her satchel vibrates. She touched the bulge and the tiny, rectangular nail file like device appeared in her left hand. She grabbed the long ends of them and a tiny strip of film appeared connecting both ends. The light voice of a Uiharu Kazari can be heard coming from it.
"Kuroko!" she exclaimed. "We've got an emergency in District 7! Two Tokiwadai students had their panties stolen by an unknown esper while on their lunch break!"
"District 7, huh? What are the details of the theft?"
"They reported that a pale, old man dressed up as an old time magician tapped them on the shoulders and before they could realize it, their panties were gone! And the culprit along with them!"
Kuroko looks baffled.
"This sounds like a bad campfire story for primary school girls."
"Nevermind that! You need you to rush over there, ASAP!"
Kuroko sighs.
"What does the culprit look like?"
"Umm, umm…"
A second of silence passes by.
"He's about 5'7, wears a top hat and cape, has a magician's wand, impossibly angular face and white hair and mustache."
"Roger that. Please send an email to all my teachers telling them I'll be missing classes. I'd do it myself but I need as much time as possible in order to track him down."
"R-right! Oh! And you'll be helping Anti-Skill as well!"
"Huh? Why does Anti-Skill need to be involved? This is an esper related cri- nevermind. Tell me later."
Kuroko touched an icon on her device and stopped the call. She then tapped her tapped her bag. A green arm band with a bobby pin appeared in her left hand. She pinned into her right sleeve. She looked out a nearby window and teleported outside of it, several feet above the nearly trimmed front yard. She teleported several feet further about halfway outside of the school grounds and continues to do so, creating the illusion that she of running in the sky while teleporting across it.
(Even though I'd much rather be spending time with my darling sissy,) Kuroko ponders as she taps her satchel, revealing a leg strap containing several thick needles. She taps her left thigh, causing the strap to wrap around it. (It appears my assistance is required. Anybody who use their abilities for perverted reasons will surely face punishment. Those who seek to cause harm to this city cannot escape Judgement.)