RWBY Reacts to Death Battle: RWBY Battle Royale!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Today, courtesy of PsyInsti, we'll be doing a fanfic about team RWBY being pitted against each other in a death battle. As the story's over on DeviantArt, I don't expect much recognition.

Please, if you would like to question the author's decisions, post them over on his story, not mine. We're here to appreciate good writing, not discuss whether Weiss could trash Ruby or not.

Although in my opinion Nora would win. Everytime.

DISCLAIMER: RWBY does not belong to me, otherwise we would have a Jedi-esque character (FRIGGING LIGHTSABERS).

Death Battle: RWBY Battle Royale belongs to PsyInsti.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Nuh-uh!"

"Uh-huh!"

"You know I'm right, Yang." Blake scoffed. "If you really want to go, I'll bet all the Lien I have on me on this moment you're wrong."

Yang crossed her arms. "All your Lien? As if. I know you don't carry that much. You're going to have to give me something better."

"Like?" The catgirl raised an eyebrow, studying her friend's face.
"All of your tuna sandwiches. For a week." Yang concluded after brief thought, smiling knowingly.

Blake's eyes narrowed. "You wouldn't."
Yang smirked, tapping her foot. "Test me, Blakey. This is payback for that time you made me dye my hair like Nia's."

Blake calmly sighed, closing her eyes. "I see...so...this is karma, eh? I see. Let's prove it-"

Weiss, who was quietly nursing a mug of hot chocolate on the table in the dorm, slammed her palm forcefully onto the desk.

"Alright, what are you two morons arguing about this time?! And don't tell me it's about the stupid game you idiots made me play."

Blake's eyes narrowed at Yang. "Yeah, you boring person. You hacked it to make Freddy appear on the first night!"
"I neither deny nor accept that claim, but it was a genius move if I did it." Yang chuckled. "But, that isn't it. No.

We were arguing to see who would beat everyone in a fight among us. Y'know, like a battle royale!"

"I pretty clearly proved that I would beat both you AND Blake in a competition!" Weiss reminded them boastfully. "Not hard to remember, the festival wasn't that long ago!"

"Yeah, but if we were fighting, theoretically, to kill each other- which would never happen..." Blake laughed. "Like, really, no way- anyway, if we were fighting at full force, to kill each other, what would happen?"

Weiss held up a finger. "Well, I would win, as I am a superior fighter to both of you."
"As if!" Yang laughed. "You're superior to me in one thing-having your backside handed to you!"

"I outsmarted you in a fight." The heiress reminded her.

"If it was a real one, you'd be lying flat on the ground!" The brawler boasted. "I bet!"

"You bet what?" Ruby inquired, interested. She had a cookie half in her mouth, tilting her head cutely.

Blake looked between Yang and Weiss, who were sharing an intense glare, rubbing the back of her head and chuckling.

"We were having an argument about who'd win in a real, bonafide death battle between us four."

"Just that?" Ruby looked confused. "I thought it was worse than that. Weiss sounded pretty angry."
"She always sounds pretty angry."
"I know!" The reaper said dreamily. "Isn't it cute?!"

Blake sighed. "Only to you, Ruby. Only to you."

"Alright, let's have it now then!" Yang yelled. "You, me, right now!"
Weiss laughed scornfully. "Gladly. I'll show you just how much better of a fighter I am!"

Ruby stepped between them. "Okay, okay! I think things are getting just a little too heated here. I'm sure someone here did something like that, but a little more, y'know, impartial."

"...tch. You're right." Yang nodded. "And I've been dying to get my own back on Blake here."
"What was your bet anyway?"
"I bet that you'd win, because plot armour, and she bet I'd win, because of my whole 'absorbing force' Semblance." The brawler stated. Weiss raised an eyebrow."
"You didn't bet on yourself? I'm shocked."

"Shut it, Schnee."

Blake turned to Ruby. "Well, it looks like we're hunkering down for another fic binge. Ruby, boot up the computer, I'll grab the snacks.

I bet one of our fans did a fic talking about that situation."
"It'll be refreshing to have a fic that isn't perverted for once." Weiss remarked grumpily. "That'll be the day..."
Yang sighed, disappointed. "I was looking forward to handing Weiss her backside on a silver platter, but fine.

I'll grab some drinks from the outside. Let's do this!"

Minutes later...

Yang and Blake trundled into their dorm, carrying piles of drinks and snacks of all sorts- Blue Cow energy drinks, bento boxes, cookies and vanilla sorbet with the occasional bottle of Schnee Snu-Bru soda- lemon-mint flavour- in their hands. Weiss and Ruby were sitting at the computer, the former sat on a chair and the latter on a giant penguin beanbag, looking on the Dustnet for this mythical fic that supposedly showed them all fighting each other.

They, of course, used the popular Valean search engine Schnoogle.

"I can't seem to find it..." Ruby complained, frowning. Weiss rolled her eyes.

"Ruby, are you sure you've tried every possible search keyword?" Weiss pointed out. "You haven't tried out the obvious."
"Huh?" The reaper tilted her head. "Which one?"
"Why, 'rwby death battle'."

Ruby's eyes widened, dawning in realisation. "Ooooooh, that. That might've been a good idea."
"For Dust's sake, Rose..." The heiress facepalmed as the latter half of team RWBY pulled themselves chairs from the other parts of the dorm.

"...Schnoogle came up with something!" Yang pointed at the screen. "Look at that, look at that!"

Blake rubbed her chin. "Huh, a fic that isn't on DustFiction. It's on DeviantDust."

Yang snorted. "You know, I think Elf's getting less imaginative as the chapters go by. You guys get that feeling?"
"I don't even understand what you're talking about." Weiss sighed irritably. "Just open it up and let's get this over with."
"So we can prove that Rubes is clearly the winner, I can claim my revenge and I can prove Weiss would lose in a real fight against me." Yang boasted, causing the heiress to glare at her. "Would you shut it, Xiao Long?!"
"Sorry, dear~ Not my nature~"

"Alright, innocent enough start." Blake noted. "Innocent enough..."

Weiss glared at her. "Ruby, if you ever bring an incessant whistle like that into our dorm, I will physically end you."
"I love you too, honey~"

Weiss blushed. "H-hmph. Idiot."

Yang laughed. "As always, Ruby screws up and we we're late again...

...and suddenly, murder!"

"Wow things got brutal quickly." Ruby whistled. "...eeep..."

Blake facepalmed. "...that cat pun is so bad..."
"Cat got you-" Yang didn't even finish the sentence before snickering. "...I love it!"
"Of course you love it, you've made worse puns." Weiss remarked drily.

"Haters gonna hate~"

Blake exhaled as she read about her and Ruby duelling each other at high speed, using their respective Semblances. "Welp, it seems Ruby's faster. Stupid super speed Semblance..."

"Not even superspeed." Yang whistled. "I say it was teleportation, more or less."

Ruby chuckled, blushing from the praise. "I'm not nearly that fast, guys."

"If this was in our universe, I'd totally win." The catgirl stated boastfully.

"I'd just Giga Drill Break all of you."

"Not everything can be answered by shoving a drill made of your Aura into it, Blake!" The heiress reprimanded her, exasperated with her obsession.

"Yeah, but sadly, we have to go off canon here." Yang sighed. "Boring, yuri-free canon where I don't get to be sexier than Cinder and we don't get Weiss being in denial about Ruby like the useless lesbian she is.

Boring."

Weiss rolled her eyes. "You and sexy have a stupid relationship."
"I CAN'T HELP IT I HAVE TO RECLAIM THE SEXY OKAY IT'S NOT FAIR THAT WINTER STOLE IT I WAS SEXY FIRST" With that, the brawler whimpered.

"Y-Yang!" Ruby placed her hands on her arm. "C-calm down!"

"I-I'm just sensitive, okay?!"

...

"This fight settles it, you suck." Yang declared proudly as her story self slammed Weiss into the ground, presumably killing her. "See? I'd beat you in a real fight."

"T-that wasn't fairly balanced!" Weiss complained. "I-If I had been properly prepared, I would have easily sent you into the glyphs that make up my Semblance-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, force absorption, I win." The brawler declared, shrugging. "See? Everyone knows I'm more badass than you, I just lose to you because the fic's called Weiss Reacts, not Yang Reacts.

Which sucks. I want to be the main character for once!"

...

"I call bull!" Yang declared. "No way Blake's sword can cut through Aura that quickly!"

Weiss rolled her eyes. "You're not invincible, and they, thankfully, accounted for that."

"Yeah, quit whining." Blake shook her head. "Even gods bleed, as they say."

"And guess what, you got wrecked!" Yang declared, pointing at the screen. "I mean, I probably would've thrashed you without my Semblance, but eh."

"If you want me to show you how hard a Giga Drill Break hurts on you right now, then I suggest we take this to the arena." Blake cracked her knuckles. "I dare you, Yang~"
"Pfft. I'll give you your fight if you win our bet." The brawler reminded her. "That's your prize."
"Deal." Blake smiled, determined. "I guess you're going to get wre-"

"JUST READ THE FIC!" Weiss snapped. "Idiots!"

…..

"For the second that would determine everyone's souls...is this Persona?" Yang tilted her head.

Weiss held up a finger, interrupting her. "What did happen to the Persona you apparently got?"
"Kyuubi-no-Kitsune?" Yang repeated. "Ah, yeah, her. Err...I never got a chance to use her. I think she kinda withered away from underuse, since I never got to use her since doing that thing offscreen last volume."

Blake shrugged. "Eh. Let's see who wins this fight."

"If it's Ruby, you owe me your tuna sandwiches for the rest of the week." Yang reminded her partner teasingly.

"...this. Is. AWESOME!" Ruby cheered, laughing. "We're going 'boom' and 'pew' and there's all these explosions!

I love it!"

"One thing's definitely true, you're both damn fast." The catgirl remarked, whistling casually. "And you wonder why I use Spiral Power to augment my blows.

Without it, I hit like a baby. And that's not particularly manly, as you saw here."

Weiss huffed. "Well, easy for you to say. I got taken out by Yang."

"But I'm a badass!" The brawler protested. "There's nothing to be ashamed of, being taken out by me!

At least you got taken out by a sexy beast."
"A sexy beast who got out-sexy'd by an oblivious moron." Weiss reminded her, causing Yang to shoot her a glare that only made her snicker in amusement.

"Don't you remind me-"

"I win!" Ruby raised her hands triumphantly.

"...WHAT?!" Blake stared at the screen, looking for the proof and finding it. "...DAMMIT!"
Yang pumped her fist. "YES! I WIN! I WIN A BET! FINALLY!

FIFTY CHAPTERS I'VE BEEN WAITING TO WIN SOMETHING PROPERLY!"

"DAMMIT!" Blake sank to the ground, defeated. "M-My...tuna sandwiches..."

Weiss rolled her eyes, reading the analysis.

"Seductive? Hardly. Cunning? Please."

"You're just jealous because I'm hot~" Yang teased her.

"They said that your stupidly large chest was useless."
"THEY SAID WHAT" The brawler immediately switched to an angrier expression. "A-A LARGE CHEST IS USEFUL! IT'S AN AWESOME CUSHION, A SIGN OF HEALTH AND-"
"Oh, face it, your chest is useless in a fight unless you're fighting someone as perverted as you." The heiress remarked irritably.

"Y-you're just jealous!"
"For once, my chest size doesn't matter!"

"Well, I won anyway! I wanted to lose so I can get my bet from Blake!" Yang giggled, watching her anguished tuna-loving teammate sob in defeat.

Ruby raised a finger. "I'll leave a comment, to let them know how awesome it was."

"You have a DeviantDust a-oooh, right, back in your cookie art phase." Yang snapped her fingers. "Alright."

RubyRoseKawaii

best death battle

yang is happy

although no way i'd hurt my team, or weiss, weiss is too adorable

love, rubes

ps: blake hates you she lost her tuna sandwiches because you made her lose a bet

"M-my tuna..." Blake muttered, horrified. "I-I'm sorry..."

Yang merely crossed her arms and smiled smugly.

"Get used to it. It's karma for making me dye my beautiful hair~"

Needless to say, Blake was stuck in a horrified state for the rest of the afternoon.

END

A/N: Next chapter, the one you've ALL been waiting for. RWBY Reacts to RWBY Volume 2! A shout out to PsyInsti for letting us do their story!

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, criticisms, reviews, thoughts and suggestions and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!