RWBY Reacts to RWBY Volume 2, Part 1!
A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Now...to do the thing that you have all been waiting for, after which you may finally drop this crappy fic- RWBY Volume 2. I was originally waiting until the end of the volume itself to do the chapter, but I got a load of requests and I wanted to do some other stuff. Now that we've got the stuff out of the way, we can finally do it.
Let it begin.
DISCLAIMER: RWBY does not belong to me, otherwise that one picture with Ruby and Weiss riding on the back of the RWBYSaurus would be canon.
All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.
RWBY dorm...
"...Weiss, come on!" Yang complained. "Come oooooon!"
Weiss crossed her arms, shaking her head. "No. I won't allow it! Idiot."
"But whyyyyy?!" Yang pouted, stomping the ground indignantly. "Whyyyyy?!"
Weiss' eyes narrowed. "Quit acting so childish, you idiot."
Blake rolled her eyes. "Oh come on, Weiss, come off it. It's not going to kill you to have fun for once..."
"...with Velvet Scarlatina, Lie Ren and Nora Valkyrie in the same room? I rather think not." The heiress looked dismissively at them. "Definitely not."
Ruby pouted. "Weeeeiss, just watch it with us!"
Jaune nodded, sitting between Pyrrha and Winter; Minako was ill in the infirmary after she accidentally ate a bad batch of bread. Jaune was somewhat grateful for the reprieve- at least now, he could feel somewhat more normal and less like a harem protagonist- but the knight was somewhat crushed by the spearmaiden's aggressive cuddling.
"Yeah...Weiss, you can sit between me and...Pyrrha here..." The knight offered somewhat desperately. "...p-please..."
"I'm not getting within ten feet of that." Weiss remarked irritably. "No way."
Winter raised an eyebrow. "Dear Weiss, please watch this with us. I have been planning to watch this cartoon for a long while, as I was away during the broadcast period.
I would like you to watch it, please."
"Pweaaaase~" Ruby pleaded, her eyes wide in the manner of abandoned puppies and little sister heroines. "Pweaaaaaase?!"
Weiss cringed, actively resisting the urge to hug her adorable girlfriend. "...s-stop that. Y-you know that makes me feel uncomfortable...
...ugh, fine. I'll watch the stupid show with you, but only because my sister asked nicely! N-not because Ruby pleaded..."
"YAY!" Nora cheered, practically jumping in her chair.
Ren sighed, shaking his head with a chuckle. "Don't sweat it, Weiss. We've called a truce on the antics today."
"Somehow, I don't believe you." The heiress shook her head, unconvinced.
"We have, Weiss-sempai!" Velvet protested, frowning. "I'm not allowed to kidnap you and make you love me until we're done watching the whole volume...s-stupid antic truce..."
Weiss stared at her in shock. "You agreed to not trying to kidnap me?!"
"You have to believe us now!" Blake announced. "No way Velvet would ever not take the opportunity to kidnap you or snuggle into your flat chest-"
"ADEQUATE chest, Blake. ADEQUATE." Weiss snapped. "ADE. QUATE. MY CHEST SIZE IS FINE."
Yang gave them a thumbs up. "It's ready, guys! We can start watching the show now!" With that, she and Blake retreated to their spots on the couch.
Nora cheered, pumping her fist. "YAY! Guys, let's open the snacks! Nora need pancake NOW!" The girl growled to get her point across.
Cinder laughed, crossing her arms and sitting on a giant burrito plushie. "Hah, let's. I've been dying to watch this volume ever since I finished the last one- however, as I have to work as a teacher now, I had to spend all of it marking your work.
Yang, by the way, drawing a puppy on your work, although it made me laugh, doesn't get you a good grade."
The brawler looked indignant. "But it was a WELL-DRAWN puppy!"
The pyromancer chuckled, sighing. "I was a little disappointed about how I looked though. My chest's bigger than that, my voice isn't really that deep, and where're my burritos? "
The entire gang was seated around a table facing the TV, with the biggest pile of snack foods they could gather. Cookies, pancakes, vanilla sorbets, pizzas and burritos stuck out of the heap, along with mochi bags and mundane chips. Drinks, too, were to be found- People Like Grapes grape soda, Blue Cow energy drink and even some of that weird Kamogawa Energy drink that Blake imported from some coastal town in Japan. A tray sat nearby, with cups of hot chocolate, drizzled liberally with marshmallows and topped with curls of whipped cream, prepared by Winter just minutes ago.
Ruby patted a seat she'd left open on the couch for Weiss as the heiress sat next to her, crossing her arms.
"I still don't trust Velvet." The heiress grumbled.
"Pipipipi!" Vivi the plushie complained. "Pipipipipi!"
"Well, maybe I have good reason not to trust my obsessive stalker who has kidnapped me in the past not to kidnap me!"
"SHUSH!" Jaune called out. "The show's starting!"
Ruby giggled, pressing herself into Weiss' side and tossing a blanket over herself and her girlfriend to keep them both warm.
"This is going to be awesome!" The reaper squealed. Weiss blushed, shivering.
"Q-quit acting s-so happy...i-idiot..."
Ren whistled, watching Tukson's canon counterpart being murdered at the hands of Mercury and Emerald.
"...if Professor Tukson were to watch this, this television would likely not survive."
"Yeah." Cinder nodded in assent. "He'd probably insist that he'd shoot lasers at their faces or explode their heads with a load of punches or pull some JoJo crap and stop time.
I mean, I don't know if he can do that, but he's got the whole Aura thing down..."
"...that is my binder!" Weiss shrieked. "You stole it, Ruby!"
"I-I had to!" The reaper protested. "B-besides, I don't even have one!"
"YOU MEAN A MATURE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT LIKE YOU DOESN'T KEEP HER OWN THINGS ORGANISED!?"
Jaune tapped Yang on the shoulder. "Hey, I don't remember any of this happening. Did they stop following us around or something?"
"Nah, it's because this whole fic was written before Volume Two came out and so technically what happened in canon didn't happen here and Elf couldn't be bothered to try to reconcile Reacts canon with real canon." Yang explained hastily, only earning a dumbstruck look from Jaune.
"Whaaa?"
"Or, you know, it's a work of fiction, not a documentary?" The brawler shrugged. Jaune swore he heard 'amateurs' under her breath.
"Hah! Right on the nose." Nora cheered, squealing happily. "RIGHT ON THE NOSE!"
Weiss closed her eyes, grumbling. "It seems no matter what, fanfiction, official cartoons or not, I suffer more than everyone else..."
"Gee, thanks." Ren's eyes narrowed at Nora. "Thanks for ratting me out, Nora."
"Being me is suffering." Jaune muttered, wincing as he smashed into a pane of glass.
Winter sighed, calmly nursing a cup of tea in her hand as she shifted somewhat closer to Jaune. "So this is what I missed?"
"N-no! This didn't happen! Thank Dust for that..."
Nora giggled as she saw herself standing triumphantly upon a castle of tables. Her eyes sparkled with tears of joy.
"T-They really made me...a true queen of the castle..." She sniffed.
"Nobody would hurt Jaune like that and not pay for it." Pyrrha noted darkly. "Nobody."
"...don't take it that serious..." Yang cautioned her. "It's just a show."
"I do not approve of seeing my Jaune-kun being injured." The spearmaiden muttered, with just a hint of irritation.
"Woooow, Ren." The brawler, clearly unsatisfied with being unable to taunt the spearmaiden, turned to her mentor in pranks as her target. "You pervert, looking up my skirt like that..."
Ren scoffed, dismissive of the comment. "Yeah, no. I've got a girlfriend, thanks."
"Dammit, you're no fun, Renny..."
Nora clung to his arm, sticking her tongue out at her. "Ren's mine, dear~
He stares at nobody's panties but mine! You hear me? Mine!"
Winter raised an eyebrow. "Miss Valkyrie, I do not think staring at anyone's undergarments is a sign of love."
Cinder looked disappointed. "Oh COME ON, Glynda!" She raised her hands, pointing them at the screen. "Did you really have to ruin their fun?!"
"That fun got us splattered in unspeakable messes, the composition of which I'm not eager to find out." Weiss remarked drily.
Blake raised an eyebrow. "You're party to it. See? Here or in canon, you can't escape the fact that you're just not above it all."
"S-shut up! I-I don't choose to go with your stupid antics, I-I just get dragged into them!" The heiress snapped. "D-don't you compare me to you, Belladonna!"
"Maaaan, I'm cool when I'm evil." Cinder wolf-whistled at her portrayal on screen. "And hot. I'd totally tap that."
"You and Xiao Long are a bunch of perverts." Weiss' eyes narrowed. "I know why you two are such good friends now..."
Yang and Cinder merely shared a fistbump.
"Fiery sexy sisters for the win~"
Ren clapped at the title sequence. "Excellent animation. I'm jealous now-I wish I could do it that well myself."
"You're into animation?" Blake raised an eyebrow. Ren shrugged.
"A favour to the man up there. I'm not as good as some, but I get along."
"O-Elf-sama?"
"No, higher than him." The gunslinger sighed. "Anyway, now's not the time to be reflecting on that."
Blake nodded. "I see...well, you never know. I might need you some other time."
Weiss groaned.
"Why do I not like the sound of that?"
"You never like the sound of anything." Ruby sighed, nuzzling into her. "Just calm down, nothing bad's going to happen."
"I can feel it in my bones, or so the expression goes." The heiress muttered darkly.
"Oooh, tension~" Yang chuckled. "I like tension. Tension is-HEY!
We can totally win a war!"
"I can win a war." Weiss reminded her harshly. "I beat you."
"Only because we sacrificed ourselves to make sure you could fight Glynda off." Blake reminded her cheerfully. "Remember that?"
"I smell antics." Weiss sniffed as Yang helped her win. "...and I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT WAS ALL STUPID ANTICS! STUPID!"
"Ironically, tactical cunning is just about the only thing Weiss is good at." Blake remarked, earning her a glare from the indignant heiress.
"Heeey, guys!" Sun walked in, waving at them. Ruby and Pyrrha spared him a nod as he grabbed a chair.
"Sorry I was late. Neptune ate the same batch of bread as Minako did and now they're all ill."
"Wait, wait, how many people did we invite here?" Weiss inquired. Ren counted carefully on his fingers.
"...hm...well, we also invited Coco, Yatsuhashi, Fox, Sage, Scarlet, Norn and Isara." The gunslinger noted.
"And all of them are sick?" Yang raised an eyebrow. Sun nodded.
"Yep. Isara had two of those and got hit worst. Not a pretty sight. Glad I didn't have that bread."
"What was that bread anyway?" Weiss inquired. The monkey Faunus shrugged.
"All they got out of Fox was it was some kinda octopus bread or something..."
Cinder snickered. "And the Furukawas strike again."
"What?"
"Nothing~"
Pyrrha looked offended. "Jaune-kun is the best leader."
"...you're just saying that because you want to get into his pants." Yang remarked.
The spearmaiden shot her a steely glance, offended.
"I will have you know that I do not intend such perverted things for Jaune-kun."
"Really? Then what was that business with the shirtless Jaune pictures you begged me to show you?"
Pyrrha blushed as Jaune gave her an exasperated glance.
"Seriously?!"
"I-I was only intending to ensure you were keeping fit!"
"Ice Queen..." The heiress' eyelid twitched. "...never heard that before."
Blake's eyelid twitched even more. "...angsty me? Am I angsting?!
THAT IS NOT MANLY!"
"Hey, hey, calm down!" Jaune cried. "J-just wait, it's only the second episode!"
Winter nodded. "I do not understand. Why are you concerned with the masculinity of your portrayal?"
Blake gave her a look as if she was stupid. "Are you serious?! Manliness is not just important! It is essential to how-"
Weiss flicked her in the ear, causing her to silence herself, pouting. "Shut up."
Yang watched Blake squirm at her worrying self in concern.
"Oh, Dust. This is going to be fun."
"...not manly...self...not manly..." The catgirl muttered. "...not...manly..."
"You know, I totally rock that school uniform." Cinder whistled at her own behind, impressed.
"S-stupid..." Weiss scoffed. "I-I would never accept that offer..."
"And I wouldn't ask it!" Jaune protested.
Yang laughed. "Yeah, because you've got like five girls already after you."
"Unfortunately." The knight sighed, somewhat sadly.
"...firstly, Blakey, loving that navel~" Yang giggled lecherously. Blake blushed profusely.
"S-shut up. D-don't t-try that act on me, p-pervert..."
"And secondly, Weiss' chest has jiggle physics?!" The brawler looked incredulous. "So she does have breasts!"
Weiss sighed, resisting the urge to throttle Yang.
"T-those are just deposits of fat! That means I'm less fat than you! T-therefore you have n-nothing to be proud of!" Weiss protested.
Yang stuck her tongue out. "Yeah, Weiss, not how it works~"
Ren looked impressed. "You got some clout if you can just make people give you super secret stuff for free, Weiss."
"At least I have one thing that Xiao Long doesn't just tear down..." The heiress muttered irritably.
"For once, Penny isn't acting like a complete weirdo." Yang commented. "Totally not suspicious."
Nora snorted. "Does she think we don't know she's a robot? It's pretty obvious."
"You saw it too?" Blake looked over to her.
"No, the pancake gods told me she wasn't human." The berserker shrugged. "What, they don't talk to you?"
Winter sipped her tea, nodding. "Penny...the name does not ring a bell."
"Oh yeah, you never met her." Ruby nodded, realising that Weiss' sister hadn't been in the kingdom for months. "...she's a robot who's pretty cool. We don't really see her all that much, as she doesn't really go to Beacon, but we drop by to say hi once or twice a month."
The lady looked slightly impressed. "A robot. Like Miss Norn, yes?"
"Yes, like Miss Norn."
"Intriguing. She sounds like a nice girl."
"And right on schedule, Ruby drools over the giant mecha." Yang announced, looking over at her sister, who looked slightly offended.
"What? I have to appreciate good-looking weapons!"
"There's appreciation, and then there's seeming like to appreciate it to the point that we thought you were in love with your own scythe before you hooked up with Weiss." Sun reminded her. "Sheesh."
"Only three people on this earth understand me, Weiss, Yang and Cress~" Ruby giggled.
"You even gave it a pet nickname." Winter smiled. "Charming."
Ren raised an eyebrow. "Been a long time since I last heard someone say that unironically."
"Not a real girl." Cinder nodded slowly. "Riiiight. Penny, dear, we knew that the moment we saw you shoot blades out of your black like a freaking Murakamo unit.
And really, Pinocchio? You're just asking for the robot wild mass guessing."
"I'm personally confused as to why they're shocked she stopped a car with Aura." Weiss muttered. "Seriously, we survive falls that snap every bone in one's body, being impaled by giant feathers and smashed by pillars with Aura!"
"Aura-using robot, although not as if I haven't made like three of those already." Blake commented. Sun gave her an impressed look.
"You've got to teach me how you did that."
"All in due time, dear Sun. All in due time."
"Fragile flower my backside." Jaune remarked sarcastically. "Right.
She's about as fragile as Winter is un-ladylike."
"I will take that as a compliment." The lady smiled softly at him. Pyrrha's glare hardened.
"It's just a friendly compliment! N-no need to overreact..."
Blake raised an eyebrow. "Pyrrha, dear, I think you're the only one overreacting."
"Not the first time I've trashed this place." Yang laughed. "I can't believe they're so scared of little old me~"
Weiss rolled her eyes. "Little old you, the girl who trashed the entire dorm in search of a bottle of shampoo and nearly blew up the East Wing when Blake made you dye your hair!"
"A girl needs her hair to look perfect!" The brawler declared. "It just wouldn't be right otherwise."
Cinder stared at Roman making his speech. "You know, he really sucks at making speeches.
I'm pretty disappointed in him and oh hey, Freckles!"
"Atlesian Paladins." Blake scoffed dismissively. "Pathetic. Fragile, inefficient design, not enough explosions.
And no mention of manliness? Roman, you disgust me. Kamina is disgusted with you. EVERY SPEECHMAKER IN HISTORY IS DISGUSTED WITH YOU."
"Awesome fight time!" Nora cheered, before frowning. "But we're not in it! That's not fair!"
"They used everything but White Rose and a couple of other ship names." Ren nodded. "Guess Rooster Teeth really does listen to the fans."
Yang whooped for joy. "Yeah! Damn straight! No crappy robot's going to beat me!"
"Come on, come-YES!" Ruby cheered. "We beat them! Woo-oh wait, Neo."
The brawler pouted. "REALLY?! That is complete and utter bull-"
"Yang!" Winter and Weiss both snapped at the same time. "Language!"
"Alright, alright, sheesh." The brawler grumbled. "Bunch 'o brownnoses..."
Sun frowned. "Y'know, I take offense at that. I wouldn't just abandon you guys to your fate.
Although that does make me hungry for ramen now..."
"We got some instant ramen in the back." Yang pointed towards the cupboards. "Grab some if you like.
"If Cardin weren't such a douche in canon, that fight would've gone worse for Pyrrha." Yang noted.
Sun whistled. "I really bet she'd been waiting months to do that..."
Pyrrha merely shifted without changing her expression. "I protect Jaune however much I can. I do not approve of him being injured by anyone."
Cinder snickered. "Mercury wouldn't last that long against Pyrrha. Pfft.
Not since I trained her, hell no."
"Thank you for having such faith in my skills, Professor Fall." Pyrrha nodded towards her, smiling.
"Why, dear, I trained you. I'm nothing if not a good teacher!" The pyromancer declared.
"I'm angsting again..." Blake twitched. "This is calling for a punch to the face for her..."
"Belladonna, you are not permitted to use your Lagann to go into the canon world to punch yourself in the face." Weiss warned her. "You hear me? You are not permitted to punch her in the face!"
Blake muttered irritably. "...stupid rules...stupid..."
Jaune looked even more offended. "You know, I'm a better singer and a guitar player than that.
I grew up having to entertain my sisters, y'know."
Winter smiled. "I would like to hear your guitar playing sometime, then."
"A-as would I." Pyrrha chimed in hurriedly. "I-I would like to hear you play guitar too, Jaune-kun!"
"Jealous Pyrrha!" Yang announced. "Jealous Pyrrha! Well, why's she so jealous anyway?
In canon, not like Jaune would ever get Weiss to go out with him, and here, not like, oh, wait." Yang remembered Jaune's harem. "Right."
"I am not jealous and there is nothing to be jealous about." Pyrrha rebuked her. "Jaune-kun can choose any woman he would like to date."
"We'll believe you when you stop giving him puppy dog eyes." Sun remarked sarcastically, chowing down on a bowl of instant ramen on his lap. "The only reason half the guys in the school don't ask you out is because they think Jaune's your boyfriend or something."
Winter imperceptibly twitched at that last word. "Boyfriend, do you say?"
"Boyfriend...I like the sound of that..." The spearmaiden sighed happily.
Jaune facepalmed. "Wearing a dress...I am going to eat those words in a couple of episodes, I can feel it in my bones."
"Not like I can't just shove you in a dress when I feel like it." Yang smirked. "I have no trouble with that."
"KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME YANG"
The brawler frowned. "You're no fun."
"...laser pointer gag..." Yang snickered. "As expected..."
Blake twitched. "...if you try that in real life, I am going to punch you in the mouth, Yang.
You know I can't resist those!"
Nora squealed happily. "SHIRTLESS REN! YES! FINALLY!" The girl started drooling.
Ren gave her a strange look. "You know, Nora, I'm right next to you. You can stop drooling over a cartoon version of me any moment now."
Cinder facepalmed. "Jaune, quit aiming so high. Besides, Pyrrha's more talented. And hotter."
"Wait, are you talking to me or cartoon me?"
"Well, we know Weiss crushes on you here, so definitely not you."
"I am taken!" Weiss snapped, blushing. "I most certainly do not want to date Jaune and Ruby at the same time!"
"M-me neither!" Ruby added, also blushing.
Winter tilted her head.
"Everyone seems to be blushing at the mention of courting Jaune. There's no reason to be embarrassed..."
Sun facepalmed, exasperated. "Yeah, Winter, I don't think you get it."
"What?"
"...nothing."
"BACKSTORY EXPOSITION TIME" The brawler declared. "...that's really irresponsible of me...really? REALLY?!
I am going to strangle myself! IDIOT! Y-you put Rubes at risk! You idiot! IDIOT!" She seethed, clenching her fists.
"Whoa, whoa!" Ruby held her arm. "Calm down, calm down, it didn't actually happen!"
"I will not permit anyone to hurt or put my Ruby in danger, alright? Not even myself!" Yang declared. "...ugh...fine. Fine.
At least...at least I get to glomp Blake. Surprised I didn't cop a feel. I would've, definitely~"
"Y-you recovered quickly!" Blake remarked, her cheeks rouging.
"It's weird to see Jaune get rejected like that." Sun remarked. "Y'know, pretty used to basically every girl looking for him and all."
"A white dress?! REALLY?!" Yang's eyes widened. "That's so boring and plain! BORING! It doesn't even emphasise my curves or anything!"
Weiss sighed. "Thankfully, some version of you has something on her mind apart from perversion and stupid antics."
"Aaaaand we end the episode with ominous appearances from Mercury and Emerald." Blake nodded. "Wait, Velvet has been awfully silent..."
"...flaaaat~"
"AAAAHHH!" Weiss screeched, as she realised Velvet had climbed onto her lap and snuggled her cheeks into Weiss' chest.
"Sooo flaaat...it's delicious~"
"G-GET OFF OF ME, YOU PERVERT!" The heiress slapped the bunnygirl in the face, sending her to the floor. She felt her cheeks, almost moaning in ecstasy as she pulled herself off the floor.
"It hurts so good..."
Weiss grimaced.
"And now you see why I don't trust this girl..."
To be continued...
A/N: Next time, episodes 7-12, with 100% more pervy Velvet, jealous Pyrrha and snarky Weiss!
So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, suggestions, thoughts, criticisms and reviews, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!