RWBY Reacts to RWBY Volume 2, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! This is the second half, covering episodes 7-12, and madness shall reign again! Yes, maybe this fic might actually be good again (a mysterious prospect, I know). Anyway, I do have one thing to ask you guys before I get started.

Do you think I should approach the author of Remnant's Reclaimer for permission to react to the fic? Your opinion is highly valued, so if you have one, please sound in. With that finished, let's get this fic on the road!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY does not belong to me, otherwise we'd have Yang in a spy catsuit (fan artists, that's your cue.)

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Ugh." Weiss wiped the blood off of her skirt as Ruby and Winter helped Velvet back into her chair.

"It huuuuurts so goood..." The bunnygirl moaned, rubbing her cheek, as if to capture the essence of her beloved heiress into her hand. She had a steady ooze of blood from her nose- not entirely induced by the physical consequences of being slapped.

Winter frowned, looking concernedly at her. "Oh my. Is Miss Scarlatina ill? I can call Miss Honda if that is necessary."

"No, no." Yang facepalmed, waiting for Blake to click up to the next episode. "She's not physically sick, although her mental health leaves...something to be desired."

Ren shook his head slowly. "So much for antic truces."

"'Antic' and 'truce' are not two words that go together!" Weiss snapped. "Especially not with you morons involved!"

"As expected, this attempt to watch a good show just turned into hell." Jaune closed his eyes, shaking his head. Pyrrha frowned, putting her hand on his shoulder.

"You know, Jaune-kun, w-we can watch this...b-by ourselves..."
"Y-yeah, I don't think so."

Winter frowned at her. "Yes, Miss Nikos, this is a friends' gathering. Having some of our friends leave would be somewhat disappointing."
Yang stared at her, before giving her a bemused smile. "Why, Winter Schnee! Showing a little assertiveness and defending your man from Pyrrha?"
"I do not know what you speak of."

"H-her man?" The spearmaiden looked shocked.

Weiss gripped her fist and pounded the armrest of the couch. "Blake, hurry up and put the next episode on! We are about to go into yet another stupid inane argument and I don't think I can resist the urge to strangle one of these morons!"

Nora pouted. "Oh come on, Weiss, have a sense of adventure! This is fun!"

"You think getting us banned from Pancake Land is fun."
"I HAD TO COOK THE GREATEST PANCAKE IN THE WORLD THE SLOTH GODS TOLD ME TO" The berserker protested. "After all, is it not written in the sacred book of Slothism, that the greatest prophet of all Slothists, Noraicus Valkyricus, would bring upon the world a pancake to praise the-"
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!" The heiress screeched. "YOU SOUND LIKE AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!"

"B-but...Noraicus...was a real...historical figure..." Nora whimpered.

Sun, meanwhile, enjoyed his ramen, shaking his head at everyone else's madness.

"I'm forgetting why I wanted to introduce Neptune to these guys..." The monkey Faunus muttered, slurping up a noodle into his mouth.

Much to Weiss' relief, however, Blake turned to them, giving them a thumbs up. "Alright, next episode's ready! Let's get watching!"

"Finally." The heiress closed her eyes. "At last, these morons may keep quiet so I can watch this accursed show..."

"Hah, rejected." Cinder chuckled at Ironwood attempting to ask out Glynda. "Everyone knows she's gay for me anyway~"

"Remind me, how did Professor Fall become a professor again?" Weiss inquired, irritated. "AND I WOULD NEVER GO WITH THAT NEPTUNE MORON"

"Ooooh, getting a little defensive over Ruby?" Yang teased, smiling. "Don't worry, we know you're bi, you don't have to-"
"It's not that!" The heiress snapped. "It's just...do they honestly expect anyone, even me, to buy the fact that I get with Neptune after having only known him for six episodes- less, even?!

It's even less likely than their Jaune getting a hint and kissing Pyrrha already!"

Pyrrha stared at her. "Y-yeah! That sounds about right!"
"Y-you agreed with her awfully quickly!" The knight was taken aback, blushing.

"Daaaaamn, Pyrrha. If Jaune won't take you, I will!" Yang wolf-whistled at Pyrrha's behind. "Woooow. They really blew the animation budget."

Pyrrha nodded solemnly at herself speaking about the difficulties of being popular. "Indeed."

"She speaks the truth." Winter nodded in agreement. "It is hard to to gain any meaningful relationships with anyone when everyone knows your name."

The spearmaiden stared at Jaune in a dress, almost drooling. "O-oh my..."
"DAMN IT!" Jaune snapped. "I-I look like a girl! A GIRL!"

Ren rolled his eyes. "Jaune, you don't need a dress to look like a girl."

"Oooh, burn." Yang extended her fist for a fist bump with Ren.

Sun chuckled. "You know, how good are you at dancing, Jaune?"

"I am interested to see how well you dance now, personally." Winter chimed in, curious. "Miss Aspasia does not seem like the type to enjoy dancing."

"None of my sisters really are, but when your parents get invited everywhere by your crazy uncle, you tend to pick it up quickly."

"Still confused as to how Weiss has breasts." Blake remarked, causing her to receive a slap to the back of the head from an irritated Weiss.

"I AM A WOMAN EXACTLY LIKE YOU! OF COURSE I HAVE BREASTS!"

"And, just like my love life, those are a myth." Cinder teased her, with just a tint of bitterness.

"NOT YOU TOO, PROFESSOR FALL!"

Cinder whistled as she saw herself take on all the guards by herself. "...damn straight. I owned all of them. See? There's a reason I'm qualified to teach you people how to fight.

And I want one of those catsuits now! They really bring out my curves, you know."

"Yeah, I get to-oh, wait, heels!" Ruby pouted. "Dammit, heels! This is why I don't wear you!"

Cinder rested her head on her arms. "Dear, I kicked Grimm and Hunter backsides since before Ozpin became a teacher. I'm not a pushover- in class, I take it easy on you."

"Excellent censoring, Glynda dear." Cinder chuckled. "I guess we'll never know what you thought they were measuring~"

"Military bravado, pfft!" Blake scoffed. "My mechs can take on crappy mook bots! Absolutely ridiculous."

"I'm loving this tension." Ren chuckled. "...and seriously?"
"Oh yeah I remember when he mailed us Zwei..." Yang smiled, chuckling inwardly at her father's antics.

"At least that dog of yours didn't mess up the dorm like I thought he would." Weiss muttered, crossing her arms and blushing. "S-stupid dogs...they're not adorable...a-at all...

Blake looked around with some trepidation, her instinctive fear of dogs somewhat overriding her manly predilections. "Where is Zwei, anyway?"

"Uh..." Ruby held up a finger. "I kinda let him out to let him run around."

Meanwhile...

"This is a terrible idea." Norn uttered as she carried both Cerberus- Blake's pet Grimm- and Zwei under her arms, running away from a group of mad fangirls, waving Ren posters at her.

"Arf!" Zwei barked happily.

"HOW DID I GET DRAGGED INTO THIS?!" Glynda cried, running alongside them. "HOW?!"

Back at the dorm...

"Inspirational as always, Ozzie." Cinder clapped. "Inspirati-wait, Ruby, what are you doing?"
"G-guys! Wait up! I think I saw myself!" The reaper cried. Weiss sighed.

"Well, of course, Ruby, this show is about us-"
"N-no! I mean in the Atlas students! Back it up, Blake!"

Blake fumbled for the remote quickly, fastforwarding it back to the part where Ozpin mentioned Atlas. Ruby pointed a trembling finger at the screen.

"THERE! I'm in an Atlas uniform! No wait, two of me! I'm being cloned!"

Yang examined the screen closely. "Huh, you're right. Well, you can't expect them not to reuse your assets somewhere. They can't get a lot of money to do this- I mean, I know Rooster Teeth's big, but they're not exactly, say, Studio SHAFT or Studio Ghibli...

Bet you're loving this, huh, Weiss?"
"Two...Rubys...h-huh?" The heiress stared at the brawler, blushing. "N-no I'm not!"

"Color my backside, when did Nora or Valkyrie become a color? Hell, when did Penny Polendina become a color?" Sun snapped.

"Nora is a perfectly legitimate color!" Nora cried. "It's a shade of pink and orange that looks cute!"

"Missions." Blake chuckled. "I remember when we used to do them."
"You have one in, oh, the next couple of months." Cinder reminded them. "I was going to tell you guys in class about it tomorrow."
"What, seriously?" Sun stared at her. "That's awesome!"
"Wait, hang on." Weiss held up a finger. "I'm curious, you go here in our world, but in the animation, you go to a place in Atlas...why's that?"
"Heck if I know. My parents moved here."

Ren nodded. "Well, it's not as if every detail's going to be exactly the same."

"Also, we kinda wrote this before we found out Sun was from Atlas." Yang pointed out.

"What are you talking about?" Weiss stared at her strangely.

"Too extreme for first year students. Not too extreme for the people who the series is literally named after." Blake pointed out. "Aaaaand Ozpin knows everything about us despite us never telling him about anything we do off-campus.

Dumbledore, is that you?"

Velvet squealed. "I'm finally in the series! And my accent's perfect!"
"...I thought you sounded more like a Brit than an Aussie." Yang pointed out. "Don't you?"
"Nah, definitely Australian." Sun nodded, slurping up the last of the ramen. "It's all in the pitch. You guys have any more ramen? I'm starving."

"HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA YOU GOT OOBLECK YOUR LIFE SUCKS" Cinder laughed maniacally. "HAHAHAHHA!"

"Dust forbid I'm stuck in a camp with that man for weeks..." Weiss shuddered. "Dust forbid..."
Jaune sighed. "Well, at least he isn't Port. He'd bore you to death with how he chased a mad Boarbartusk called 'Edgar' into a hole or something."

"Actor allusions, am I right?" Cinder piped up, giving the knight a knowing glance.

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."

"If he didn't earn his PhD for fun, then Gretchen Faust didn't earn her nineteen degrees in...I don't even know how she has nineteen degrees and still looks nineteen..." Cinder shuddered briefly at the thought of her colleague.

Sun returned from the kitchen with a fresh bowl of ramen. "Probably got it studying history or something."

"T-that's not fair!" Nora cried indignantly. "W-why do you guys get to blow stuff up?! I want to blow stuff up too!"
"You already do that!" Weiss snapped. As if on cue, something in the distance blew up, and the unmistakable screaming of Dove Bronzewing was heard. Nora giggled.

"I know!"

"Nora, what did I tell you?" Ren rubbed his temples. "No antics today."
"I couldn't help it! I just had to blow him up! I haven't blown anyone up today! You know how boring that is? It's like going without pancakes for one day!" The berserker cried. "Pancakes! You know how horrible that is?!"

"ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CARRIED A DOG WITH YOU IN YOUR BAG" Weiss yelled. "YOU IDIOT! YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM!"
Ren rolled his eyes. "Please, Weiss. This is the Reactsverse, that's not how it works."
"Weeeeeeee fight scene!" Ruby cheered. "Bunch of crappy Grimm aren't going to stop us!"

"Love how Zwei does absolutely nothing but run in place while his master blows stuff up." Sun chuckled. "What a dog, huh."
"If you think Zwei can't handle a Grimm by himself, you should see what he can do..." Yang smirked. "Trust me, it's messy, but awesome!"

"I remember those!" Nora laughed. "I rode one of those into the dance! Port keeps one of them in a cage!"
Cinder scratched her head. "I'm still not sure how he did that to this very day."

"Exposition time!" Yang announced. "And now that they bring it up, Mountain Glenn sounds suspiciously like the Halls of Moria..."
Ren smiled. "And our heroes establish exactly why they're heroes. Well, this'll probably be put to the test next season."

"Whoa, okay. Well, looks like Ironwood and Ozpin have a little bad blood here." Sun noted, nodding slowly at the screen.

"If I were to guess, it's because Ozpin stole Glynda from him." Cinder answered, in-between bites of her burrito. "What? He's totally into her."

Weiss rolled her eyes for the umpteenth time, exasperated. "Yeah, Professor Fall, not everything is about relationships and love."
"Dear, of course it is."

The heiress sighed solemnly at herself on screen, watching her discuss the reasons for her becoming a Huntress. "...thankfully, here, that wasn't necessary. My father is a good man."
"He'd probably kill Canon!Weiss' dad's face, to be honest." Blake remarked. "I mean, from what's implied, he's a racist and probably the equivalent of the Mafia or something. If not worse."

"How you get so bad you piss off an organisation like the White Fang is beyond me." Jaune noted. "Hey, my shoulder feels funny..."
"Mmm...Jaune..." Pyrrha was leaning on his shoulder, asleep. The knight blushed, frantically flailing around.

"G-gah! P-Pyrrha! Y-you're too close! TOO CLOSE!"

"QUIT ANGSTING!" Blake snapped at herself. "COME ON! YOU'RE A FREAKING NINJA GIRL! YOU'RE THE MOST BADASS GIRL! THE BEST WAIFU!"

Sun exhaled. "Y'know, Blake, maybe they made you angsty because an angsty character is more fun than one who goes around screaming about manliness all the time."
"As if! I'm the best fanon Blake and everyone knows it!"

"Adventure? That's a bad reason to be a Huntress?" Yang laughed, shaking her head. "Are you serious? That's...that's the BEST reason to be one!"

Winter frowned. "Zwei relieving himself outside...that cannot end well..."
"With catlike tread, Ruby sneaks after the White Fang patrol!" Yang announced. "Wow, I'm seriously surprised they didn't find you.

Wait, your phone has no signal? Definitely not going to go well-aaaahhhh crap, you just fell into the Halls of Moria."

"Mountain Glenn..." Ren noted, slightly in awe.. "...wait, wait, Ruby, what are you doing?! You have super speed! Just PUNCH the guy with your Semblance, it's not like he's going to be able to catch you!"

Ruby frowned. "Oh come on! I've taken worse hits than being punched! That's not fair!"

"Powers as the plot demands. Or lack thereof." The brawler grumbled. "I hate that trope sometimes."
"I hate that trope now!" The reaper whined. "It really sucks..."

Weiss sighed, hugging her tightly to her side. "Don't make that face, Ruby, you look like a whiny baby when you do..."

"B-but it's not faaaaair!"

"Now you think of doing that, me, now that you get captured, you chose to use their Semblance?" Ruby grumbled. "Now?!"

Cinder chuckled. "Torchwick, one thing. You really suck at being a villain. Not as cool as me, not as badass as Mercury.

Stylish, though, I'll give you."

Nora cheered. "Woo! Train stopping! This is going to be awesome!"

"Wait, wait, why are we scared of bombs if we're, you know, capable of surviving thousand-foot falls?" Yang pointed out. "Oooooh. That's why."

"Get the human? I resent that!" Blake snapped. "I'm,pretty clearly on their side too, you know!"

"Aaaaaaah crap, those things had GRIMM in them." Sun shuddered. "That.

Wow, Torchwick, you scum, you're just going to leave those guys to die. Way to be a good boss."

"Hope they got good dental." Ren muttered sardonically.

"At last, Zwei proved he was useful for something!" Nora declared. "And Oobleck isn't terrible at fighting! Woo-"
"NEO YOU CHEATER YOU DIE NOW" Yang declared. "FIGHT LIKE A MAN"

The pyromancer sighed happily. "Oh, I remember her. Yeah, she's Emerald and Mercury's manager now...and damn, she's stylish here too.

I'm jealous."

"Finally, I get to kill a Schnee? What is this guy, a cartoon villain or something?" Weiss rolled her eyes, snorting. "And is he seriously stupid, trying to take me with a chainsaw?!"

"Wrecked, Roman. WRECKED!" Blake called out. "OWNED! EAT THAT! YES! CANON ME, YOU DID SOMETHING BADASS!"

Weiss stared at the screen, her eyelid twitching.

"...are you serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHERE'S MY RED GLYPH?! I can take worse things than him! That's stupid! How did I lose to him so easily?! STUPID and UNFAIR! Are you serious?!"
"What about me!? My force absorption Semblance should've absolutely blown Neo's face off!" Yang cried. "That's so stupid! Come on!"

Nora pouted at them both, looking irritated. "At least you guys got to fight awesomely, we were just stuck doing nothing..."

"...aaahhhh crap." Yang stared at the screen, along with everyone else. "...first time we failed..."

Sun held up a finger. "You'd think that people living in a kingdom attacked by shadow monsters would be a bit less easy to invade, and the guys living in it a lot less, you know, easy to beat up..."

"Then they wouldn't need Hunters." Winter pointed out. "And Jaune, do you need help?"
Jaune, who was trying to slowly get Pyrrha off of his shoulder without disturbing her, looked up at her and shook his head.

"M-me? No! Of course not! I'm just fine!" The knight waved at her, chuckling nervously. "Seriously!"
"Mmmhnmmmm...J-Jaune-kun..." The spearmaiden mumbled in her sleep.

"FREAKING FINALLY!" Nora cried. "We get to fight! FINALLY!"
Blake cheered. "Awesome fight scene again! And damn straight!"

"Oh come on!" Yang protested. "Did I just get owned by a bunch of crappy bird mooks?"

"YEAH! GET HAMMERED!" Nora whooped. "FORE!"
Jaune sighed, exasperated. "Dammit, I just have a crappy sword and shield. Whatever shall I do?

Aaaaand I don't look like a complete wimp at last!"

Pyrrha smiled. "My training paid off, it seems."

"NOW YOU'RE AWAKE?!" The knight cried, exasperated. "Come on!"

"Emerald..." Cinder wolf-whistled. "...wooow."

"MORE OF ME!" Velvet cheered. "And Coco! W-wait, where's my axe? My beautiful axe..."

Yang looked indignantly at Coco. "Dammit! I'm the pervert around here, not you! Why is everyone stealing my thunder today?!"

"Right now, you can just hear her shout 'CRY SOME MORE"." Sun remarked. "Wouldn't be unexpected..."

Cinder cheered. "Yes! Glynda! Hell yes! Aaaand everything is fixed...oh come on!"
"I-I DIDN'T GET TO BLOW UP ANYTHING!" Nora complained. "WHAT GIVES?!"
Ren rubbed his chin, suspicious. "...you know, this got resolved way too quickly. This is going to come back to bite them, I know it."
"Yeah." Jaune nodded in agreement. "I had the same feeling too. That was way too abrupt."

"And now, we have the ominous council of vagueness." Yang whooped sarcastically. "Excellent. Can we have an explanation as to what's going on yet?"
"Still sensing this bad blood between them..." Sun sighed, slurping up the last of his ramen. "I bet you anything he'll be a villain later."

"...you know, Torchwick's a lot of things, but easy to break isn't one of them." Cinder pointed out. "He won't talk."

"Adam. Joy." Blake rolled her eyes. "Could he be any more stereotypical?

Bah. I kicked his backside already. I shouldn't be mad."

"Last I heard, he took off to try and learn how to kick yours, Blake." Sun noted. "You know, maybe he'll be strong enough to beat you one day."
"As if." The catgirl scoffed. "Be realistic."

"Raven?" The brawler nodded. "Huh. Mysterious stuff."

Weiss crossed her arms. "I...liked it. It was a surprising improvement over the last volume."
"Stop the presses!" Nora held her hands up. "Weiss Schnee likes something!"
"Be quiet, you! I-idiot, the ONE time I decide to compliment something-!"

Ruby giggled.

"Oh, come of it, Weiss. You know we tease you because we love you."
"I seriously doubt Xiao Long loves me that much."

"You wound me..." Yang clutched at her chest, pretending to be offended.

And so, another afternoon in Beacon ensued, not of antics, but of talking and feasting between friends.

And Cinder, of course.

END

A/N: Well, that's that! Next chapter, Weiss Reacts to Team Fortress 2!

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, suggestions, criticisms, thoughts and reviews, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!