RWBY Reacts to Remnant's Reclaimer, Part 1!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Today, courtesy of the lovely Hysterical Clerical Hijinks, we will be covering chapters 1-10 of Remnant's Reclaimer, with the remaining 17 chapters held up next week.

Also, it's about time I do this! Today, I will let you have a choice of subjects for me to write a chapter on!

The Games We Play will not be a viable option- I've asked Ryuugi, but I've not received a response yet. Judging by reviews, the most popular options are as follows: Attack on Titan, Accel World, Weiss Reacts, The Red Queen by DravynLeCrux, and finally Cards Against Remnant by RexHeller.

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DISCLAIMER: RWBY does not belong to me, otherwise future Ruby would be a super fanservicey sharpshooter with a badass cape even longer than the one she used to have.

Remnant's Reclaimer belongs to Hysterical Clerical Hijinks. Warning for spoilers.

All mentioned franchises and characters belong to their respective owners.

"Say, Weiss." Yang called, lying on her bed and reading casually through TvTropes on her tablet. "You ever wonder what our future selves would look like?"

Weiss was in one of the dorm's beanbags, sinking into it and reading one of the school's books on Grimm biology. She looked up at Yang curiously.

"No, I can't say I have. Why?"

"Well, I for one think it'd be cool if we turned out to be morebadass than we already are." The brawler chuckled. "I mean, I know I can't get any more badass than this-"
"Typical narcissist." The heiress remarked coolly.

"-but really," Yang continued without having acknowledged her teammate's comment. "Wouldn't it be cool if we turned out to be uber-badasses?

Blake being some sort of cool Char clone- only without the crappy Nietzsche ripoff behavior, Ruby being the moe Grim Reaper of...Grimm? Hah, Grimm Reaper!" Yang snorted, giggling, before continuing.

"Me being, obviously, the hot bartender of an awesome nightclub, and you being...oh, the cold CEO of the Schnee Dust Company, only ever being warm in private with your loving wife Ruby-"

Weiss blushed profusely. "Y-Yang! W-what are you implying?!"
"Oh come off it! You're both of age, you're both in love. Frankly, if this wasn't a T-rated fic, Elf wouldn't be so lenient." Yang pointed out helpfully. "It's not like the fans haven't been begging for a lemon fic in the Reactsverse since-"
Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose, closing her eyes.

"Yang, just shut up. Please. For the sake of all that is good and holy, shut up."

Blake munched on her tuna sandwich, bouncing a red ball off of the wall opposite her bunk.

"Yeah. I'm curious about that too." The catgirl admitted. "Some guy gave me a suggestion over on DustFiction about what I should read.

He suggested a fic called Remnant's Reclaimer, which apparently is about that specific subject."
"Future me?" Ruby inquired, rubbing her chin. "Well...that reminds me of that one fic AU we read a long time ago about my kids with Weiss...

...sounds good enough. I think we should look up this fic. All votes say I?"

"Well, I've got nothing else to do." Blake shrugged, slinging herself off of her bed. "Sure, I'm game."

"Another afternoon of pigging out on snacks and reading the fans' stories?" Yang laughed. "Sure, let's do it!"
Weiss stood up as the catgirl and brawler walked out of the room.

"Wait, we're actually-"
Ruby had already strolled over to the computer to turn it on.

"Yeah, we're going to read it." Ruby answered, nodding. "You ever feel like this is just one of those afternoons where we don't do anything?

I mean, one afternoon, we're going around and facing bands from other countries and fighting evil granddads, and next, we're sitting around and doing nothing but reading fanfic." The reaper noted slowly. "That ever seem weird to you?"
"...not at all." Weiss responded calmly. "After all, we are trained to fight monsters and those who would threaten the stability of Vale.

It's only natural that we spend some of that time acting like heroes in a fairy tale, and others like normal girls ought to spend their time."
Ruby smiled brightly. "Oh, okay!"

Minutes later...

"Alright, he definitely isn't screwing around, this writer." Yang whistled. "He went for the full she-bang; the longcoat, the boots, the skirt, the eyepatch."
Ruby frowned. "You know, I always lose a bodypart in fanfics...I mean, I lost an eye in this one, I lost an arm in that other one...next thing you know, I lose my head or something.

How would that work? You can't lose your head, right? Unless you can make it cybernetic or something. A cybernetic head would be cool."

Weiss sighed. "Ruby, you'd be dead if you lost your head."

"And Torchwick gets utterly wrecked." Blake whistled as Torchwick within the story was brutally and efficiently killed by the reaper. "The professor wouldn't be happy to hear that..."

Yang frowned, tapping her chin. "My Rubes, cutting someone's throat like that and owning him brutally?

That must be one crapsack future."

"Awww." Ruby giggled. "You have so much faith in my innocence~"
"Of course!" Yang chuckled. "Only one person is allowed to do anything to that innocence, and that is Weiss."

Her expression suddenly turned harsh and her voice low.

"Anyone else does, and I'll make sure they're intimately familiar with the imprints of my gauntlets."

Blake cringed at Cinder's brutal demise.

"And Professor Fall would not be happy to see ..."

"That's an awful lot of stabbing..." Yang cringed. "I'm not sure you're old enough to read this, Rubes..."
The crimsonette pouted. "I-I'm only two years younger than you!"

Weiss stared at the screen. "...oh my."
"...so I thought my future self was...mom." Ruby sighed. "Huh."

Yang placed a hand on her shoulder comfortingly. "Rubes...it's just a fic. Relax.

He didn't mean to...remind us of mom."

Even in the deeply insane world that the girls lived in, it seemed there were topics that one could not breach to them- the topic of Summer Rose being one.

The air was heavy with tension for a moment. Weiss hugged her girlfriend to her side, squeezing her tightly.

"...Ruby-"
"I'm fine." The reaper spoke after a moment, giving Weiss a little smile. "I just needed a little time. I didn't expect him to bring up mom, that's all.

I'm a big girl now. I can handle it."

Weiss exhaled, giving her a kiss on the cheek and relinquishing her.

"Good to hear it, Ruby. Let's get on with it, eh?"
Blake pretended to sweep her brow in relief. "The tension was getting a little high in here, eh? Let's get on with the fic already."

"And so, the usual question of one being in the afterlife is being asked." Weiss noted. "Well, she checked off one box on that list."

Yang examined her own scarf, reading it. It was almost identical, only saying 'Property of Yang Xiao Long, Ultimate Sexy' instead.

"...official badass doesn't sound like a bad idea...but dad would either laugh or kill me if he found out I replaced it with 'ultimate sexy'.

Which is more fitting, if I do say so myself." The brawler declared proudly.

"Narcissist." Weiss remarked drily.

Blake smiled. "Well, a cute reunion...aaand a terrible revelation."

"OH COME ON!" The brawler cried. "I'm dead?! That's not even-what?! That's stupid! Why am I dead?! I wanted to see my cool future self! Why does Ruby get one- and Weiss and Blake- but not me?!

I call bull! I'm too badass to die from a little blood loss!"

"So...you travelled back in time with explosions and running really fast..." Blake rubbed her chin, a glint in her eye."Interesting."

The heiress flicked her in her human ear.

"Don't you dare get any ideas!" Weiss snapped irritably. "You already have ONE ridiculous dimension-travelling machine, but if you dare mess with our timeline, I will personally execute you, Belladonna!"

"Oooh, shiptease between Blakey and Rubes~" Yang giggled. "Interesting~"

Blake scoffed. "Impossible. Ruby's just not my type, though I can see why people like that pairing."

Ruby drooled slightly at the description of strawberries. "You know, I could really go for some now-"
"Not after you nearly ripped a hole in our collective fund trying to buy several tonnes of cookies!" Weiss snapped, wagging her fingers. "We said no cookies for a week!"

Ruby pouted, whimpering like a hurt dog. "...b-but...Weiss..."

"Two Rubys." Weiss suddenly realised and began twitching, trying to contain herself. "...two Rubys..."

Yang chuckled. "Hold your horses, snowflake. You're not going to go all Velvet on Ruby, are you?"

"O-Of course not!"

"...that reminds me of how Mom sang, you know." Ruby nodded briefly. "...let's read the next one already."

Yang exhaled deeply. "Alright."

The brawler frowned. "Dammit! At this rate, we'll never get ahead in this story! He keeps talking about our mother! Damn it!"

Weiss sighed irritably. "Alright, the first time is needed and the second time is fine, but the third time...

It's like he knew you people were going to read this."
Ruby shrugged. "Eh. I'm fine now. Although...people do say I look like my mom..."
"Well, you don't look like both our mothers, thankfully." Yang chuckled. "I don't think you inheriting Yin's...assets...would be all that good."

Ruby crossed her arms over her chest, blushing. "S-Sis!"

"Oh dear." Blake placed a finger on her lip. "Cinder's screwed."

"I'm scared to think how that Ruby would react to our Cinder..." Weiss shivered at the thought. "That might not end well, all things considered..."

"Ahhhhh crap, future badass Ruby killed someone!" Yang yelled in shock. "That can't be good.

Okay, she probably didn't clean the thing before travelling back in time, but still..."
Weiss twitched. "...this is bringing back bad memories, bad memories."

"...Blood Rose..." Ruby shuddered, remembering the psychopathic incarnation of herself she had read about.

"...well, never let it be said Ruby's not a dunce in the future to not think about the fact that we probably haven't killed anyone like her!" Weiss cried. "Seriously!"

Ruby rubbed the back of her head. "...I hope I'll never have to...resort to that kind of fighting..."

Blake continued reading. She cringed.

"...weelll...it seems she basically GORED Cinder. Professor Fall would not be happy to hear that."
"When we're done reading this, I'm showing her this fic." Yang remarked. "Then she can feel my pain about being killed off all the time..."
"To be fair, you're the archetypal mentoring big sibling." Blake pointed out. "It'd be easy to kill you off as opposed to, say, Ruby."
"Gee, thanks!" The brawler remarked sarcastically. "How reassuring!"

"Only saying-" The catgirl stopped.

"I'm in a coma?!" Blake cried. "That's just not fair! Really?!"

Weiss grumbled darkly. "Speak for yourself. I lost an arm."

"At least you can still move!" The catgirl retorted, dissatisfied. "Why is it that me and Yang get owned?!"

Ruby pouted. "And we don't even to get to join in on the beating up of baddies! Boring!"

"Beating up isn't the way I'd put it." Yang remarked drily.

Weiss rolled her eyes.

"As much as she's a good Huntress, I would sooner flee to the hills than let Ruby teach a class."

The reaper pouted further. "M-meanie!"

"Maybe 'Rose' could, but...you're a dunce. An adorable, loveable dunce who I love very, very much, but a dunce."

Ruby sulked, crossing her arms and harrumphing. Yang snickered fondly.

"That, there, is why I can never imagine her turning into a hardened killer. Badass? Probably, but a badass adorable. Not a cool, anti-heroic badass." The brawler pointed out.

"And may that never change." Weiss stated.

Weiss facepalmed, shaking her head.

"Hopeless." The heiress stated bluntly. "Jaune thinks he has a chance with Rose. Absolutely hopeless."

Yang rubbed her chin thoughtfully, a smirk on her face. "I'd say Rubes is eyeing Blakey here, eh?"

The catgirl blushed profusely. "Q-quit saying that! I-it's not true anyway!"

"Yeah, Ruby's cute and ditzy, but she's not Yui." Weiss stated, holding on to Ruby tightly. "She's mine."

The brawler grinned. "Don't let my wistful shipping get in the way of your clinginess~"

"..." The heiress exhaled loudly. "I walked into that one like an utter dunce..."

Yang pumped her fist in triumph.

Blake laughed. "Ahah, and Rose is going for Glynda!"

Ruby was taken aback, her cheeks red with embarrassment. ,W-what?! G-Goodwitch?!"

Yang rubbed her chin. "I dunno. Future Ruby seems pretty hot, and Glynda always did have eyes for mom...I say she could pull it off."

"Y-Yang! You're not helping!" The reaper cried, shaking her head of the thought of seducing Goodwitch.

"NononononononononoNO!"

The catgirl examined the screen briefly, before sighing.

"This is going to be a running gag, people mistaking Rose for your mom, isn't it. First us and then Ozpin..."

"Yep." Yang nodded, herself somewhat exasperated by the fact that not even the canonically insane Nora having posited the theory of Rose being future Ruby. "Seems like it."

"One only hopes that your father doesn't mistake her for your mother..." The catgirl mused. "That would just be awkward..."

"Alright, nothing to see here but exposition!" Yang called. "Well, apart from future Ruby being a bigger perv than me- I'm kinda sad about losing another thing- and Ozpin being utterly bamboozled!"

Weiss nodded slowly. "It seems she thought this whole thing through. I'm surprised she has the restraint not to kill Cinder right then and there, though, given the circumstances..."

The brawler slammed the desk with her fists, disappointed.

"NO BLAKE LEMONS?!" She cried. "DAMN IT!"

Blake blushed, hiding her face ashamedly.

"S-so...p-perverted..." The catgirl muttered.

...

Ruby gulped nervously.

"We are so stupid..." The reaper facepalmed. "Are we seriously going to fight my future self, who managed to beat Cinder of all people, and expect to win?"

Blake whistled. "I'm obsessed with manliness, not stupid. And that is one stupid decision..."

"Cocky." Weiss tutted. "Too cocky.

Just skip to the end, this can't end well."

Blake did so, cringing at the aftermath of the curb-stomp battle.

"Damn." Yang muttered. "I mean, we DID take Siegmund frigging Schnee, the guy who took on an army of Hunters and lived, but...I really don't think even we'd stand too much a chance against Rose."

Ruby sighed. "I guess it was inevitable we'd get beaten up."

Weiss grumbled irritably. "My story self is a fool for not seeing that coming..."

The brawler nodded in assent. "Ren's on the money. I'd bet on her first.

Still, I beat her in sexiness. Definitely."

Blake turned away at that, blushing slightly at the thought of Yang's sexiness. "I...don't think so."

"Blake!" Yang clutched her chest, pretending to be offended. "Y-you wound me!"

"SADISTIC WHORE?!" Yang cried, laughing herself to death. "Weiss, calling someone a sadistic whore?!"

Weiss blanched, disgusted. "H-how uncouth!"

"Uncouth or not, you basically turned into a future fencing badass." Blake noted annoyedly. "Which is more than I can say for story-me, stuck in a coma..."

"I'm dead, Blake, you can't beat that." Yang reminded her helpfully and somewhat morosely.

Ruby pouted. "Weiss! I can't believe you think I can't be all serious and cool!"

"I just don't peg you as anti-heroic." Weiss shrugged.

Yang raised a finger. "Well, actually, everyone else does. Even O-Elf-sama had his plans for a badass future Ruby with robotic legs."

"See?!" The reaper cried. "EVERYONE wants to make me lose body parts!

"It's probably the innocence element." Blake pointed out. "Y'know, losing your body part equals losing your innocence.

Like ruining a flower, only gorier."

Weiss nodded slowly. "And so, Rose converts me to the sacred church of Ruby. Or something."

"It'd be more of a sacred cult." Yang pointed out helpfully. "And oh hey! Dad!

...and he's out. Well."

"Probably thought Ruby was Summer. Again." Blake commented. "Wouldn't be the first time."

"Or the last." The heiress added quickly. "Come on. Let's keep going."

"Our dad here's a little pansy..." Yang remarked. "Twice, he faints."

Blake scoffed. "He should take it like a man. It's only some days you get to see your grown-up daughter from the future."

"...good Dust, Ruby." Weiss whistled appreciatively. "You made something of yourself. Commander, too..."

"See? I can do badass things!" Ruby declared defiantly, puffing her cheeks out and accidentally smacking her elbow into the table.

"Owieeee! My funny bone..."

"Big-G? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Yang laughed. "Well, she's certainly BIG..."

"Sounds like our Glynda." Blake chuckled. "Definitely."

"Family reunions!" Ruby cheered, still rubbing her elbow. "Woo!"

"And I wonder what Rose is planning now..." Weiss stated, curious. "What indeed..."

...

"Aha, risky." Yang wolf-whistled at Rose kissing Glynda. "And the scribbling of a thousand Hoodwitch fans was heard around the world."

Weiss looked jealously at the screen. "I-I see...so...corrupting the staff is her tact..."

Blake smirked. "And she does one hell of a job."

"That's just...nononononono..." Ruby shook her head vigorously. Yang looked thoughtful.

"Glynda IS hot, Ruby. You don't have to hide it."

"No! I'm taken!" The reaper huffed. "I only have perverted thoughts for one person!"

Weiss snapped angrily, blushing. "D-don't say things like that! I-it's...embarrassing!"

"And Rose knows Blake's a Faunus before she tells us." Yang crossed her arms. "Why didn't you tell us, anyway? We wouldn't have bitten your head off or anything."

Blake pointed at Weiss immediately.

"Exhibit A."

"In my defence, growing up with Siegmund Schnee for most of my life wasn't fun either!" The heiress cried in protest.

"And it seems you're not the only one who's jealous, Weiss." Ruby pointed at the screen, where Blake's jealousy over Rose kissing Glynda was seen.

The catgirl blushed darkly.

"...t-this story..."

Yang grinned. "I'm liking it already."

To be continued...

A/N: Next time, chapters 11-27! And please, remember to vote on the poll on my profile!

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