The next morning Dumbledore summersaulted out of bed, to see if the "disturbance" in the school had died down. Dumbledore was delighted to see that there was no madness in the halls and corridors. Dumbledore then gracefully electric slided to the Great Hall for breakfast. As soon as he entered the Great Hall Dumbledore was alarmed to see what appeared to be hundreds of bodies, wrapped in white cloth, and positioned in rows throughout the Great Hall. "Holy Kracken!'" Dumbledore kick boxed, as he pulled out a lighter and lit a joint.
Harry was now boarding a train at the train station at Hogwarts. The Aurors of the ministry of magic, came last night to evacuate the School. They also informed everyone that the ability to apparate, is no longer useful due to all the protection wards enabling it. The train appeared to be getting ready to take off. "Oh no It's Dumbledore!" Harry heard Draco complain. Harry looked out the window and saw a visibly mad Dumbledore gliding very fast toward the train.
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Dumbledore had taken the last puff of his joint. "That's good shit!' Dumbledore pressure hosed madly as he glanced at a sign that caught his eye. The sign read "All surviving students and staff, evacuate to the train station. "The hell they will, those cock sucking vermins!" Dumbledore drooled. "They will be having school today!" Dumbledore added as he glided out of school.
Dumbledore collided headfirst into the train, and demanded that it let all students go "Either you let them go, or I blast this locomotive to pieces!" Dumbledore backwashed madly. Dumbledore then ripped the door of the train, as the train took off. Dumbledore then fell off the train in a heap. Dumbledore then got up, removed his clothes, and mooned the train as it went out of distance.