RWBY Reacts to Remnant's Reclaimer, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! As of now, the poll is now closed, and the top three choices were, in order- Cards Against Remnant, Weiss Reacts, and Accel World. Luckily, I figured you people would chose Cards Against Remnant anyway, so I went up to RexHeller and asked him for permission.

The answer's yes. It'll be featured. Your choices will also be taking into perspective- so a recap of Weiss Reacts and, of course, a reaction to Accel World will come. Also, another shoutout to Hysterical Clerical Hijinks for letting us do his story, and now that that's settled, let's give it everything we've got!

Oh, and finally, good news, all. We have permission from Ryuugi, courtesy of our devoted reader D.C Draco, to do The Games We Play! Give both that author and our reader a big round of applause- the former for being awesome, the latter for taking the time to ask him for us!

DISCLAIMER: RWBY does not belong to me, otherwise Norn would have a canon equivalent (Penny doesn't count, because she's not a robot ninja maid.)

Remnant's Reclaimer belongs to Hysterical Clerical Hijinks.

All mentioned characters and franchises belong to their respective owners.

Chapter 11

"It's official. Blake is Batman." Yang declared as she read the first couple of sentences. "Or Batwoman. Whatever.

What was I saying again?"
Ruby rubbed her chin. "Maybe not their Blake, but OUR Blake might be.

I mean, she's rich, she's got gadgets, criminal hunting skills, half the school is scared of her..."

"And rightfully." Blake crossed her arms, scoffing. "My manliness is superior, and tempered again with the trial of moe fire!

If only I could figure out how to mix moe with manliness...Nia was a natural mix, but I want to be able to harness that power..." The catgirl rubbed her chin. "Interesting..."
Yang frowned. "You know, Ruby, I could give you hugs too."

Weiss twitched at the thought of Ruby snuggling up with Rose. "Hm...indeed...y-you have other friends, do you not?"
Yang rubbed her temples. "Weiss, don't pull a Lucina and be jealous of your own younger self. Or older self as may be the case."
"Whoever this Lucina is, I'm not pulling a her!" Weiss snapped irritably. "I have no reason to be jealous of a fictional version of Ruby...hugging another fictional version of Ruby!"

Blake sighed, herself rubbing her temples in confusion. "And this is why I don't work on time travelling crap. This is giving me a headache and this isn't even happening to us right now!"

"D'awww..." Yang giggled. "Future Ruby's getting all protective. She really is like Mom, isn't she?"

"Yeah." Ruby chuckled. "Yin really is protective, even if she's shy..."

"Protecting the people without any concrete aim and being an anti-hero..." The catgirl frowned at Rose's aims. "...that can't end well. She'll end up like Archer at this point."
"Oh! Oh!" The brawler raised a hand. "You know what, I'm just waiting for someone to do a UBW parody using that premise.

Rose sounds pretty hot, too, just like Archer..." Yang started drooling. Weiss flicked her in the ear to snap her out of it.

"Tch. Pervert." The heiress grumbled. "Idiotic pervert. I swear, one of these days, Yang, you'll eat your words and karma will bite you in the backside you love showing off so much."

Yang stuck her tongue out mischievously. "Come on, Weiss. Do you really think the fans will let that happen?

It'll be a cold day in Hell before I let you get your own back."

"That cold day might be coming pretty soon..." Blake retorted with a chuckle. "You can't be getting away with this for much longer..."

Weiss grumbled. "And...naming your breasts?! Have you people no limit to your depravity?!"
"Weiss, just because you don't have any to name doesn't mean you get to-" Yang promptly was interrupted by a slap on the back of the head, wincing as it hit.

"Get over yourself. " The heiress scoffed, not even blinking. "My chest is perfectly adequate and actually has a chance to grow more.

They might even be bigger than yours one day."

Yang stared at her in shock. "Y-you..."

"Three years of being teased about my chest." The heiress reminded her. "I'm not that easy to bait now."

"PERVERTS!" Weiss screeched. "How could you even think about...doing that with Professor Goodwitch?!"

Yang rubbed her chin. "Come on, Weiss. Even you had to have had that fantasy-"
"Unlike you, Yang, I have only one person I would remotely consider doing that with!" The heiress snapped. "And the irony being that she suggested that herself!"
Ruby blushed slightly. "Hehehe..."

Blake rolled her eyes. "Teenage hormones. Typical. Manliness shall suppress those urges with ease."
"Jaune's Semblance says otherwise~" Yang giggled teasingly. Blake nodded slowly at that, sighing.

"Right, Jaune's Semblance. Right."
Weiss' eyes narrowed. "Blake, you're giving me that voice again. What are you planning?"
"It's not an antic. I'm just...curious." Blake held up her hand, shaking her head. "Keep reading."

"On the plus side, I punched a freaking Grimm into a volcano!" The brawler punched her fist into the air. "Hell yeah!

If only I was awesome enough to not die."

"...I assure you, I am far stronger of constitution than to faint if Xiao Long hurled herself into a volcano." The heiress huffed, irritated. "Besides, as this story says, she'd likely be spat out naked and start dancing like a complete lunatic."

Yang shrugged. "What can I say? She's right...and WHOA!

Whoa, Ruby, whoa! Alright, this ship tease has gone far enough!" The brawler shook her head. "Alright, some ground rules here! Blakey's mine! MINE! And I'm not letting anyone have her!"

The catgirl blushed profusely, shaking her head vigorously. "Y-Yang! Seriously!"

Ruby pouted. "Yang, don't get mad just because a fic ships Ladybug...I have Weiss, anyway, but I wouldn't mind Blake at all."

She smiled at the catgirl, who put her head in her hands, blushing redder than the mecha she loved riding.

"You two did not inherit a thing from either of your mothers except looks..."

Weiss stared at the screen. "M-me and Xiao Long?!"

"WHAT?!" The brawler stared in horror at the passage Weiss was pointing at. "O-oh hell no! That's worse than losing Blakey to my little sister!"

"You're insufferable!" The heiress snapped. "Absolutely insufferable! I would die rather than marry you!"

Yang glared at her. "And you're a killjoy who keeps raining on my parade!"

"Idiot!"

"Pervert!"

"Moron!"
"Pettanko!"
"Terrible older sister!"

"Take that back!"

Blake rubbed her temples as the two bickered. "Why am I the sane one here?!"

"Those two are kinda like a tsundere couple, in a way..." Ruby giggled. "If it wasn't me, I bet Weiss would've gone with Yang..."

"Heh. You're not the only one who noticed?" The catgirl chuckled, moving onto the next chapter.

Her eyes widened in horror.

"NOOOOOOOO!" Blake threw herself away from the monitor. "No, no, no, no, NO!"
Ruby raised an eyebrow, confused. "Huh? What's going-"

The whole chapter was about the future Ruby doing very indecent things with Glynda- while not going into detail, both girls knew enough about the act to see where it was going, what with the moaning and the sudden lack of clothing.

The reaper blanched in terror, her eyes widening in shock as she stepped back from the computer.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The reaper cried, shaking her head and frantically changing the chapter. "NO! MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES!"

"My manliness...did not prepare me...for this..." Blake shuddered. "Not at all..."

"GOOD DUST SCROLL DOWN!" Ruby shrieked as the indecency continued. "CONTINUE SCROLLING!"
"I am, dammit!" Blake rapidly pushed the scroll wheel and pushed it down. "I am not reading that!

The thought..."

"...now that it's settled that we're clearly too much of a mismatch for each other, what did we-" Weiss started, but she was interrupted by a horrified Ruby.

"Y-you don't ever want to know. Ever."

Yang whistled at the screen, having caught up slightly while missing the other indecent acts.

"He has a point." She admitted. "Us Xiao Longs, we just have to, ahem, show our love to people~"
"If you try that kind of indecent act in our dorm, I don't care if it's your genes or not, I will personally execute you." Weiss threatened. "Don't even think about it."

Blake scoffed. "And you called Qrow a punk. I mean future you, not you, Ruby."

"Sounds like something I'd say..." Ruby giggled. "Alright...but we shall never speak again of what we read, agreed?"
"I don't know what you're talking about. I think you must've seen something." Blake whistled.

"WOO!" Yang cheered. "Title drop!"

...

"Oh, are you kidding? We get offed by poison?!" Yang cried in frustration. "That's not even...GAH!

I hate this story. I get to do nothing awesome except throw a Grimm into a volcano.

Which is kinda offset by the fact that I'm freaking dead."

Blake shuddered slightly at the sight of Ozpin's dark side, the side brought out at the thought of losing many students.

She'd only ever seen that side once, and she believed herself to be the only person who'd ever seen it in the student body. That one time, of course, was when Siegmund Schnee had dared to invade Beacon to kidnap and possibly kill Weiss- and even Adam, a hardened terrorist, had been chilled to the core at seeing that side.

She was secretly thankful it was only once she'd seen him like that.

"Hey, I don't think Uncle Qrow smokes..." Yang pointed out. "Come on."

"Explosion on a stick. Why do I think Nora would love that?" Weiss remarked drily. "Her weapon is basically that as it is to begin with.

Thank Dust that she hasn't the knowledge to take that literally."

"And Velvet is totally adorbs as she is in every fanfic that isn't written by O-Elf-Sama." Yang giggled. "Why can't WE have adorable Velvet? I have to lay traps out every day to keep our Velvet off Weiss!"

Meanwhile...

Velvet slinked out of the vents onto a corridor, her ears caught in a bear trap and her whole body covered in slime.

"...not...fair..." The bunnygirl whimpered. "So not fair..."

Vivi petted her cheek kindly. "Pi pi pi."

"...if only O-Elf-Sama gave me more screentime..." Velvet pouted. "It's not fair...even characters like Isara and Neptune get more than me! I-I used to be a main character!

Oh well...I'll get Weiss-sempai next time..."

Vivi patted her face sadly. "Pipipi..."

Back in RWBY dorm...

"Cardin, you absolute moron." Yang facepalmed. "Damn straight Hulk-Zwei wrecked you, you deserve it for nearly blowing us all up."

Weiss groaned. "Why must every version of Cardin be a borderline-suicidally stupid moron who decides to pull the stupidest plans ever and insist on being a racist when so many Faunus in the school could just drop him without a fight?

I sincerely doubt even the supposedly-canon Cardin would be so stupid..."

"Least he gets his." Ruby sighed, shaking her head. "What a moron..."

Yang cheered. "Family time! WOOOO!"

"See? I'm not a complete pervert! I have a sense of honor!" Yang cheered, pumping her chest at the passage talking about Yang's approach to romance.

"You're still a hopeless pervert. A hopeless romantic pervert, but a pervert." Weiss rolled her eyes. "And a fanfic proves absolutely nothing-

You know, I'm tempted to skip this chapter." The heiress shuddered. "...I don't like the idea that I would ever be paired with...Y-Yang..."

"Speak for yourself, I'm not exactly crazy for you either." Yang remarked. "It'd be like screwing your stupid idiot younger sister. It'd feel wrong."

The heiress crossed her arms. "And it would be like me having enough of a lack of inhibitions to even try something so indecent with a perverted moron of a sister..."

Blake raised an eyebrow. "Did you two just admit that you think of each other as sisters?"
"IT WAS A METAPHOR!" Both girls snapped in unison.

Ruby blanched, before rapidly turning red in embarrassment. "...oh Dust..."

"NOT AGAIN!" Blake cried. "Alright, this whole Glynda thing, we are never speaking of it again! EVER!"
Weiss raised an eyebrow. "What Glynda thing-wait, wait, never mind. I don't want to know.

If Belladonna is horrified by it, I really don't want to know."

...

"And they're going dragon-hunting." Weiss rubbed her hands, before picking up a vanilla sorbet sachet. "Good Dust."

Blake whistled. "Your dad would be perfect for this kinda stuff. He took a big dragon Grimm down, didn't he?"

"The Dragonslayer of Vale," Yang nodded slowly; her parents, and indeed most of the Hunters and Huntresses of Siegfried and Taiyang's generation knew of the feat.

Siegfried, by himself, equipped with nothing but his massive sword-cannon Balmung, had saved his patrol of third year students from a massive dragon Grimm by the name Fafnir by engaging it in a three-day battle to allow his teammates to flee that ended in Siegfried walking back to Beacon, lugging the creature's skull back as his trophy, and looking none the worse for wear.

To this day, he was one of the only Hunters who had ever attained the prestigious rank of Grandmaster Hunter- designating the best and brightest of the best and brightest Hunters in all of the four Kingdoms, with a special designation as the Dragonslayer of Vale, after the feat he had become famous for.

"Good Dust. That went..." Yang shuddered. "That went badly wrong."
"And now Uncle Qrow and Ruby are about to get roasted by a giant angry dragon thing." Blake sighed.

"How they pull this out of their backsides, I have absolutely no idea."

...

Weiss facepalmed.

"Sure, kill the Hunters instead of running from the giant dragon thing trying to kill you all! That's going to solve your issues right away!"

"Eh. As they say, a fire burns brightest when it is closest to burning out. Or something." Blake shrugged. "Guess they figured if they could take you out, it'd be worth being burned alive by a giant dragon thing."

Ruby started jumping in her seat.

"Oh, I can just feel the awesome coming. I can feel it in my bones, I know this Izhar guy's going down like a rock..."
Weiss scanned the text carefully. "...what are the odds Taiyang's "explosion on a stick" is going to show up?"
"Almost certainly." Yang cracked her knuckles. "Let's see what the next chapter has in store for us, kay?"

Team RWBY was in awe at the absolutely glorious- and gory- way Izhar was dispatched.

"...good Dust." Blake was the first to speak. "...that was..."
"AWESOME!" Ruby cheered. "Absolutely AWESOME!"

Yang laughed maniacally at the ending. "WAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dad got...dad got a freaking loveheart stamped on his butt by a Grimm! Oh, that's genius..."

Weiss rubbed her temples.

"So you ignored the massive fight between the Grimm equivalent of the Behemoth and focus on the fact your dad now has a heart-shaped scar on his backside?

Xiao Long, you really are immature."

The brawler stuck her tongue out. "Guilty as charged. I guess I'm just too awesome to be awed by this unlike you petty mortals."

"...how you do not find this awesome is beyond me..." The catgirl almost drooled with amazement. "...this is freaking manly as hell!

THIS IS THE ESSENCE OF MANLINESS!"

...

"Sweet, convalescence chapter." Yang nodded in approval. "Yang likey."
Weiss rolled her eyes. "Not taking that as a stamp of approval."

"...and I'm STILL not amused about Rubes taking away my Blakey!" The brawler cried. "Come on!"

Blake shook her head. "J-just quit saying stuff like that, Yang!"

"Don't go all Weiss on me, Blake!"

"Don't use my name as a verb!" The heiress snapped angrily.

...

"THEY SPOKE ABOUT NARUTO?!" Yang roared, half-turning into a berserker at the thought. "I WILL END THEIR LIVES-"
Ruby and Weiss held her back, trying to keep her from storming out of the room.

"I-It's just an anime!" The heiress cried. "D-don't kill them over it!"
Blake rolled her eyes at Weiss- the heiress had no right to say that, not after all the times she'd threatened to eviscerate authors who wrote perverted fanfiction- but said nothing.

"...wait, wait, wait, my future me...what is she...is she crushing on present Blake?!" Ruby cried out, shocked.

Yang's struggling increased.

"OH COME ON! G-GET YOUR OWN BLAKEY, RUBES! REALLY?!"

Ruby cried out in pain. "I-I can't hold her for much longer! B-Blake, move to the next chapter! Q-quick! S-she'll bust out of here soon!"

...

Weiss facepalmed for the umpteenth time that day. "And now I'm a bigot. Again. Are you kidding?!

I can take my father being called a bigot- at this point, it's all but par for the course- but me, again?!"

"Easy target and it's canon." Blake shrugged. The heiress frowned, unsatisfied.

"At this rate, I'll have a worse reputation than Cardin."

"...oh come on..." It was Yang's turn to frown. "Quit talking about my mom..."

"Darn it all." Weiss cursed irritably. "Why must our families be terrible in every story we read?!"
Blake shrugged. "Angst, I suppose? This is canon-based, after all."
"Canon Vale, whatever that place is, already sounds like a far worse place to live than tolerating the likes of giant mecha ravaging the campus..." The heiress grumbled irritably. "And I'll be damned if I see my sister being treated like that, or ever feeling like that. I don't care if she's my older or younger one, either.

If she ever feels like that...I will ensure the person responsible will pay for it. At least one trait they have about me in fanfic is true."

"Cold-hearted as hell." Yang shuddered. "Yeesh."

Blake rubbed her chin. "...you know, I should've told you guys I was a Faunus earlier."
"Yeah!" Yang snapped. "I mean, we kinda figured, what with the bow and all, but come on! We weren't exactly going to eat you or anything!"
Weiss crossed her arms. "Despite some of my attitudes, I would've accepted you as you are.

A moronic, mecha-crafting idiotic girl who has nothing on her mind but manliness and some idiot named Kamina."
"Thanks." Blake's eyes narrowed, glaring at Weiss irritably. "Real heartwarming. I can almost feel myself melt inside."

"...and see? I can deal with cat ears! I just can't deal with idiots and morons!" Weiss cried, pointing at herself feeling Blake's ears.

"On the plus side, you're a huge hit with the fanboys." Yang giggled. "The fanboys- and fangirls- love them a nice, sexy kitte-"
"YANG!" Blake blushed. "P-please!"

"...sugartits?" The brawler rubbed her chin. "...eh. I'll take it. There are worse names. Besides-"
"Don't even start." Weiss glared at her intensely. "You make one more perverted comment, and I will punt you all the way into the Forest of Forever Fall. You understand?!"

Ruby winced at the unfortunate team CRDL- the unfortunate fools who had insulted Yang- and their horrible fate.

"...ooooouch." The reaper seethed. "...yeeeep. They're going to need a while to fix that."

...

"Future Ruby's idea of recovering is beating crap up." Yang shrugged. "Not surprised. Somehow."

Ruby frowned. "...oooow, that's harsh about Raven..."

"I don't get where they got the idea Raven's my mom in canon, but eh. She's awesome, I'll deal with it." Yang shrugged. "And pretty hot, too."

"And they're moving into action!" Blake declared. "Cinder's definitely screwed now.

Cinder would kill the guy who wrote this fic. Probably. Or make him buy her burritos to apologise."

...

"NO NO NO NO NO" Yang shook her head at the end of the next chapter, as Yang and Weiss shared a tent, initiating very, very indecent acts.

Weiss followed suit. "MOVE THE PAGE NOW I DON'T WANT TO READ THIS"

Blake smirked evilly at the brawler, who blanched in terror.

"This is for all the perverted things you've said! Have fun reading about you and Weiss donning the velvet hat, so to speak~"
"NOOOOOOO"

...

Yang was huddled in a corner, horrified from the end of the last chapter.

Weiss twitched. "Oh, seriously...Ruby, now you notice that older you is crushing on Blake?

YOU should notice. YOU'RE in love with her too, don't you think your OLDER self would be?!"

"I-I'm a dunce!" Ruby cried in protest. "I-I don't exactly notice things like that!"

Blake sighed in relief.

"At least Yang's safely down and not a threat with her perversion..." The catgirl remarked.

"No...no Weiss...no way...gross..." The brawler muttered to herself, shaking her head.

Weiss frowned.

"...I don't know whether to be offended or pleased that I am the only one that lustful idiot would never consider a target."

...

"..." Blake stared in horror at the next chapter.

"I...I..."

Weiss looked even more irritated than usual, if that was possible. "COME ON! EVEN YOU'RE A PERVERT?!

DUST DAMN IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US!"

Ruby raised a hand weakly. "I-I'm not-"
"YOUR FUTURE SELF IS!"

"...hehe...Rubes and future Rubes...k-kinky..." Yang offered up, still recovering from the horrors of the implications between her and Weiss.

"Y-you be quiet!" Ruby cried. "...I-I'm leaving a review, t-this story is nice, but scary..."

From: DaRougeFightingHood

uh wat

i luv weiss

altho blakes fine too, she is pretty nice and she smells good and why am i saying this weiss will kill me

you made yang all grossed out though with the weiss thing

-ruby

ps. when can we have more blowy up moments

Blake crossed her arms. "Well, it seems Yang has met her match in perversion."

"...alright. If Future Ruby is that much of a pervert, I should keep Ruby well away from her..." Weiss grumbled. "I'll be damned if Xiao Long infects her with pervertedness..."

END

A/N: WOO! That's finally done! A shoutout to Hysterical Clerical Hijinksfor letting us do his fic!

Next chapter, the OTHER one you may have all been waiting for, Nora Reacts to Tankery, Part 2!

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, suggestions, criticisms, thoughts and reviews, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!