Dumbledore was pissed off. "How dare they all leave without my knowledge!" Dumbledore belched to himself.
"Oh well, I guess I'll go attend an mudblood lives matter protest, at diagon alley!" Dumbledore shrugged as he took a pledge to end domestic abuse.
Dumbledore was walking back to Hogwarts, when he saw a handsome man. This man was walking at a fast pace toward Dumbledore, and it was growling. "Come to papa!" Dumbledore hoored and whistled. Dumbledore hugged the man but backed off when it tried to bite him. "Oooo!" Dumbledore cooed, as he bound this "man" in chains, and put a pillow case on his head. "Now we'll have some fun!" Dumbledore snorkled.
Dumbledore was in his office, having some fun with this "cranky man" Dumbledore liked to call it. When all of a sudden Dumbledore was bit on the shoulder by Aberforth. " Now Aberforth me brother you know you got to waith you turn!" Dumbledore dialed. Dumbledore looked alarmed as Aberforth ran at Dumbledore and not him harder, this time he was ripping into Dumbledore. Dumbledore threw Aberforth against the wall, destroying his head. " Maybe they were right!" Dumbledore quacked. "Oh well free sex!" Dumbledore added as he did a kick flip off the wall, and began making more love to his zombie companion.
Latet that day Dumbledore was started to feel exhausted.
"Man I know I didn't make love for that long, not longer than usual." Dumbledore thought to himself.
Dumbledore also had a terrible feaver, it was then when Dumbledore realized that he had the symotoms that was described by this mysterious infection.
"Damn I should of taken that more seriously..
Dumbledore had a briiant Idea.
He had hidden the sorcers stone in the forbidden corridor, so he would go get that, even though he had planned many years that Harry risk his life to get that.
"I can get it easy!" Dumbledore said with a shrug.
Dumbledore made it past all the obstacles that night when Dumbledore obtained the stone he nearly dead from the infection so Dumbledore used the stone to save his life.
"Damn a 150 year old man shouldn't have to do all tha work!" Dumbledore chuckled to himself.