Weiss Reacts: The Recappening, Part 2!

A/N: Welcome, one and all, to Weiss Reacts! Let the riffing continue, and let the shenanigans happen! Let's do this! Let the riffing continue, the shenanigans carry on and the antics rise once more!

Er...yeah, that's it, really. Exams made me run out of fun things to say. I dunno. I'll stop ranting now before you guys burn me alive for making no sense.

DISCLAIMER: RWBY does not belong to me, otherwise Weiss would have her own personal tiltjet, because it's Weiss and blah.

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"Oh! Oh!" Ruby cried happily, pointing at the screen. "I remember that! I love that story!"

Yang giggled. "Yeah, you always liked it when I told the ending of that story."

"The Cockerel Festival." Weiss sighed, remembering the climax of that particular event. "...that was a mixed bag."
"Quite." Blake nodded briefly. "At least I kicked Adam's backside."

The heiress' eyes narrowed. "That had to have been the highlight of your festival, wasn't it..."
"Of course! Although he is pretty tough now with his new sword skills and crap..." The catgirl admitted. "Not that I'll ever tell him that."

"We totally owned Nora." Ruby cracked her knuckles, pumping her fist. "We totally owned her and Ren."
"Tch. What did you expect to happen?" The heiress scoffed, crossing her arms smugly. "Even with her love of explosives, Nora was never going to win against the likes of myself."
Yang crossed her arms, smiling. "Oh, getting a little arrogant, are we, missy?"

"Unlike you, Yang, I actually made it past the first round of the festival." Weiss reminded her haughtily. The brawler crossed her arms, turning away.

"T-that festival wasn't worth anything anyway! Y-you cheated and you know it."
"All's fair in love and war." Weiss pointed out, still smiling. "You of all people should know that, Xiao Long~"
"D-did you just use a tilde?!" The brawler stared at her in shock. "W-what is this?! I feel inadequate!"

"Ah, the beauty of karma." Weiss sighed happily, taking in her tormentor's shocked expression.

'Every once in a while, I have to have my way. It's nice when that happens, especially to perverts like her...'

Blake shuddered, staring at Weiss' seemingly happy expression.

"...you know, if it isn't Ruby making her smile, Weiss smiling makes me nervous." The catgirl muttered.

Ruby raised a finger. "Because she only smiles when my sister gets her comeuppance?"

Yang clutched her chest, looking offended. "S-sis! I thought you were on my side!"

"Sorry, you have spent half the year basically being a more inconsiderate Bugs Bunny." The reaper pointed out. "It's not like Weiss doesn't deserve a little comeuppance."

The brawler pouted. "P-please. I know my tropes. People love me!"

"The reviewers say otherwise, but then again, half the chapters that don't either have us or Norn and Velvet don't get any viewers." Blake shrugged.

Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose. "Would you two stop talking about things I don't understand?!"
"I thought nothing could stand the mighty Weiss Schnee~" The brawler threw Weiss' earlier comment back in her face, but the heiress was prepared.
"Yes, you're exhibit one, losing to a dirty trick you didn't anticipate!"
"D-dammit, Weiss! W-would you leave that topic?!"
"Not on your life."

...

Blake smiled, pride swelling in her chest as she remembered how she'd helped her beloved daughter-cum-personal assistant robot win.
"Heh. I remember making those modifications." The catgirl recalled proudly. "The Silver Crow Protocol..."
"I really liked the wings on her, too." Yang said, nodding in approval. "Those're pretty cool. Where'd you find the time to make them?"
The catgirl shrugged. "Between projects. I decided installing wings on Norn would be cooler than giving her repulsors or a jetpack or something.

I have been working on a little update to the Protocol, but I'm going to need time to test it before I put into use."

"The one time I'm not horrified to figure out what sort of antic capability you've given her..." Weiss mused, eyeing Blake suspiciously.

"Not everything is antics, Weiss."
"Oh, I beg to differ, knowing your track record."
Ruby carefully pawed a cookie out of the bag and pushed it into her mouth. "You know, I was pretty surprised she took so much damage from Velvet, too."
"Ensemble darkhorse power." Yang shrugged. "It's a thing."

Weiss rubbed her temples. "You know, I will never understand half the things you say..."
"You lead a boring life~" Yang stuck her tongue out teasingly. "A very boring life~"

Blake sighed. "I just need someone like Sun to look over the last couple of bits for that design. It's pretty radical, all things considered, and I think it's pretty much my best work with mechanics."
"If it's to make Norn better at antics, you're ruining the one creation you've ever made I actually like." Weiss pointed out. The catgirl merely wagged her finger, grinning.

"Oh, Weiss. Trust me when I say this, the people will be kicking themselves for not seeing what I plan for her coming."

...

Blake smiled smugly, cracking her knuckles. "Damn straight, I get my moment to shine.

Adam has absolutely nothing on me. Absolutely nothing."
Weiss exhaled, looking to the monitor. "Yes, for once, it didn't involve you morons pranking me."
"It's been a pretty long time since we last properly pranked you." Yang pointed out, grinning. The heiress blanched.

"NO! I...DAMN IT! I GAVE YOU IDIOTS IDEAS!"
"Oooooh, I still got it." The brawler giggled. "And just in case you think we haven't pulled one off today..."

Off in the distance, Winter's surprised squeal could be heard. Weiss froze.

"...just what did you just do to my sister?!"
Blake whistled. "She'll be needing a ton of seltzer to clean that stain out. And maybe a wild Nora or two."
The heiress facepalmed. "You two make me wonder if I'm the sane one or if I'm insane."
"Sanity's relative." Ruby shrugged. "At least, that's what dad says."

The brawler nodded in agreement. "Sanity is indeed relative. Our dad's pretty sane."
"My dad always said Taiyang was the biggest pervert he'd ever met." Weiss pointed out.

"Oh, dad IS perverted, very much so, especially to Yin." Yang admitted, giggling. "He wouldn't have two adorable daughters if he wasn't~"
"I don't recall you having a third sibling." Weiss quipped. Yang looked offended.

"W-what?! I-I'm adorable!"
"I thought you were sexy." The heiress shot back. "Seeing as you are entirely obsessed with claiming that title from my sister."
"Oh...oh." The brawler suddenly realised Weiss had her, metaphorically speaking, on the ropes. "Touché, you sneaky minx."

Ruby poked Blake's arm. "If it helps, Blake still thinks you're sexy."

"N-no I don't!" The catgirl cried, too quickly for her own good.

Yang and Weiss both stared at her.

"Did she..." The heiress flinched, unbelieving of what she just witnessed.

Yang nodded. "I think she just went full tsun-tsun."

"I did NOT. I refuse to adhere to that clichéd trope!" Blake snapped. "You people think I'm predictable just because we're nearly at the end of the second volume, well newsflash, I am not going to do that!"

"Oh, we'll see, kitten~" Yang winked at her mischievously. "We will see."

Weiss raised her hand.

"I want to...skip this next chapter." The heiress admitted. "...I don't want to hear about my family's...rather checkered past right now."
"...all that really needs to be said is that Siegmund's the biggest bastard grandfather since Heihachi freaking Mishima..." Yang shuddered. "Or for that matter, Zouken Matou..."
...

Blake snickered. "Wow, Ren. Wow. You seriously ripped off Kung Fu Hustle. Freaking seriously."
"You're one to talk with your Gurren Lagann rip-off of a finishing move!" Weiss retorted.

"At least my move is manly!"
"And a giant burning palm from the sky is not manly?" Ruby pointed out with a frown. "It is basically a giant flaming palm from the sky.

Like, it's the opposite of piercing the heavens, it's the heavens piercing the earth!"

"Only dwarves do that, and they must do it by striking the earth. Preferably with a nice supply of plump helmet booze." Blake pointed out helpfully.

Weiss smiled, patting Ruby on the back. "You did well, Ruby. Ren's a hard combatant, both to deal with his stupid antics and his actual fighting skill."

"Awww. Thanks, Weiss~" The reaper giggled, hugging her to her side. "I wuv you too~"

"Ggh...you're squeezing me too tightly..." The heiress choked out from the hug. "R-Ruby..."

"I'm just so happy!"

Blake grumbled. "And I still can't believe I got totally knocked out..."

The heiress crossed her arms. "Nobody can beat a Schnee at fighting. I've taught you people this lesson multiple times."

"This seems to be the volume in which antics get their comeuppance..." Yang pouted.

...

Weiss exhaled. "...you know, guys, I have to thank you for backing me up when you did."

"Heh. You're going to be my future little sister!" Yang laughed, smiling. "It'd pretty poor form for me to not save your backside from a scumbag like him.

And besides, you'd lose without us. You lack awesomeness."
"Whatever you say." Weiss rolled her eyes, but it was clear she really grateful for the save- clear from her satisfied smile.

"Y'know, I was pretty surprised Winter didn't jump into the Lagann with us." Ruby noted. "She seems like the kind of sister who'd always watch out for her youngers."
"If you had more space in the Lagann, she would've followed you on." Weiss pointed out. "And she was there anyway, she accompanied me back with Mother."

"Ah." Yang nodded. "Makes sense.

But man, we totally kicked your granddad's ar-"

"Yang, language!" Weiss snapped.

"...fine, we kicked his butt." The brawler rolled her eyes. "Honestly, if you're gonna get that whiny about the scumbag who made your life hell..."
"It's not that, but if you're going to insult him, then insult him in a sophisticated manner!" The heiress cried. "We still have class on this team."
Yang snorted. "Class? Class is for boring killjoys like you to whine at us about. We don't have class."

"You don't have class, Yang."

"I don't need class. I just need my sexiness, which your sister stole from me!"
Blake chuckled, looking at the screen to check the next chapter's content.

"Oh, speaking of which, the next chapter is about Winter stealing your admirers."

The brawler blanched, collapsing to her knees. "Why does this happen to me?!

Dammit, whatever cosmic deity I angered with my antics, I'm sorry already!"

Ruby giggled. "Oh, Valentines' Day! That was pretty fun..."
"You guys went out to that Furukawa Bakery place at the edge of town, didn't you?" Blake inquired. "I was hunkering down in my mancave, working on my projects."
"I-It's unfair that I barely even have an Appreciation Society..." Yang whimpered. "Why does Winter get one..."

Weiss shrugged, putting out her palm and counting the reasons on her hands. "Oh, the perverts like her because her chest is bigger than yours, the chivalrous perverts like her because she's one of the nicest girls in the school..."

"Putting up with Weiss? She's a saint." Blake quipped.

"And everyone else likes her precisely because she's everything you aren't. Kind to a fault, oblivious to everything involving love and she looks better than you." Weiss rolled her eyes. "Stupid perverts here.

Knowing them, I would rather choke myself than let any of them date my sister."
Ruby giggled. "Well, we finally know what Jaune was doing with Winter..."
Weiss exhaled irritably. "Oh, of course, the perverts chased her out of her dorm with their stupid chocolates. Why am I not surprised?"
"That used to be me..." Yang whimpered.

"Meanwhile...you know, I think Pyrrha needs to get a hold of herself." Weiss commented harshly. "Yes, Jaune was her first true friend, I will admit that. Even I only viewed her as a meal ticket, and for that, I am incredibly sorry.

But...she's turned it into an obsession..."
Blake shrugged in response. "Well, Jaune's just a good a guy as any. He's nice, willing to put up with a lot for his friends, loyal, and protective.

If I were looking for someone to want to spend my life with, I'd probably pick someone like that. And no, NOT Jaune, Yang!"
"The good people have already written tons of Jaune/Blake fic." The brawler stated matter-of-factly. "My job's done for me.

Also, Minako's a freaking troll, trolling Pyrrha like that over Jaune..."
"I'll bet you anything Minako's just going along with it to troll Pyrrha." Yang declared. "I'm betting you Jaune's actual harem's just Winter and Pyrrha, and the rest of it's his Semblance having the whole 'it can't turn off' thing."

"I'm still doubting that's all it has." Blake tapped her fingers on the desk. Weiss crossed her arms, staring at her.

"You've said that every time we mention Jaune's Semblance."
"Because it's entirely useless in combat!" The catgirl snapped. "There's got to be some sort of combat application or it isn't just attracting people to him that that thing does! It's just not right!"

Ruby nodded in assent. "You know, I agree...he's got the only Semblance in the world that's useless for battle unless Blake's logic's correct."

...

Yang had her face in her hands at the mention of Winter's fanboys and fangirls.

"It's just not fair..." The brawler whimpered. "Not fair that she gets all the fans now..."
"She is best waifu." Blake shrugged. "Come on, she's basically our Naoto or Chiaki. There's no contest in waifu-ing.

Winter beats everyone in the waifu-rating."

Yang perked up, snapping her fingers. "That's it! I just have to act more waifu-like! Then people will like me again!"
"Desperation. Apparently that's sexy now." Weiss remarked sarcastically, rolling her eyes. "Just quit being so fixated on it and you'll finally get it back, whatever you think Winter stole from you."

"It's just not fair though!"

Blake whistled wistfully. "Well. That was a very cliché fall save, and you two are screwed."

The heiress shuddered as she read about Jaune and Winter being surrounded by hordes of their admirers.

"That must be some sort of horror story somewhere in the universe..."

Ruby shoved another cookie into her mouth. "Yeah...they were basically surrounded..."

The catgirl stared in disbelief at the couple's luck. "Good Dust, that's a Deus ex Machina if I ever saw one, seeing Port save them..."

"Better than the alternative." Weiss pointed out.

Yang whimpered again. "I want admirers to horde around me again..."

Ruby snickered. "Oh, wow, Winter...you seriously just invited the three of them onto a triple date..."

Weiss twitched.

"...in my defence, that is so unlikely that I just have to blame Xiao Long for doing that."

"That is a genius antic..." The brawler pointed out. "...but, just like she stole my sexiness, Winter stole the best opportunity for antics I ever had..."

The heiress facepalmed, exasperated.

'Yang Xiao Long is the most hopeless moron to walk this forsaken earth, I swear.' Weiss thought, staring at the depressed brawler. 'THE most hopeless moron.'

Weiss and Yang both blanched.

"NO! NOT THESE FICS!" They cried in unison, remembering the Agents of Beacon fics. "NOO!"

Blake snickered. "You guys can't handle fans shipping you?"
"Weiss is an irritating killjoy!" The brawler complained. "Why would I bless her with my sexiness?!"
"X-Xiao Long is a complete moron who needs to get therapy for her narcissistic urges. I only tolerate her because of her sister." The heiress retorted, crossing her arms.

"If I didn't know you two, I'd think you were both being tsundere to each other..." The catgirl responded, giggling.

"D'aww..." Ruby put her hand on her chest, smiling. "Thanks."

"Thank me by making your sister stop being a pervert."

Blake clapped. "At least Nora's happy about being a literal Valkyrie."

"I'm offended at the implication I'm some sort of part-ice ghost-cum-demon..." Weiss huffed. "Seriously. I'm not that cold."

"This was not a good day for my gut..." Yang winced, being reminded of the multiple punches she'd received from both Blake and Weiss.

"Still confused why Nora didn't just kill the skinchanger thing but eh." Ruby shrugged. "It's cool."

...

"SCREW YOUR LUCK!" Weiss cried, disbelieving of her girlfriend's luck with Pokémon. "SERIOUSLY?!"
Ruby giggled. "I'm just that kind of person."
Yang grinned, chuckling. "Jealous?"
"Shut it, Xiao Long."

Blake whistled. "The luck you got with the right team that ended up overleveled for the fights..."

"Seriously, why did Ruby get everything handed to her?!" The heiress complained. "That game basically gave her everything!"
"No, you just suck." Yang pointed out helpfully. "We told you this, Nanami proved it, you suck at video games."
"Civilization."

"SCREW YOU."

...

Weiss rolled her eyes. "Even exercise for you is nothing but an exercise in showing off your chest..."
Yang shrugged. "If you've got it, flaunt it."

"And this fic nearly proved I would beat you if it wasn't for your stupid antics!"
"My antics weren't what caused it, so why aren't you scolding Ruby?" The brawler complained.

The reaper grinned. "Because I'm adorable!"
"No, you're a dunce who forced my poor fanfic-self to suffer the threat of Jazzercise." The heiress remarked. Ruby sank.

"S-sorry..."

"And the only time you manage to beat me is when you cheat!" The brawler snapped. "Cheater!"
"Unlike you, I still have dignity and I don't need to cheat to win." The heiress snapped right back. "Don't mistake my actions for you."

Blake giggled at the fic's descriptions. "And of course, we get to the part where Weiss tries to do weights and fails.

What a lightweight."
"YOU BE QUIET."

...

Weiss glared at Blake irritably, reminded of what she'd done. "You still owe me for breaking my computer."

The catgirl shrugged. "It's worth it for the cause of manliness."
"It was a petty reason and you know it was."

"In my defence, I wanted to win something for once!"

Yang giggled. "Ah, Toradora. Otherwise known as the anime which portrays Weiss perfectly."
"I told you, I am NOTHING like Taiga! She is a perverted, bratty child who I don't understand how that moron Ryuuji falls for!" The heiress snapped.

The brawler smiled. "The same reason Ruby fell for you. You're both adorable."
"I am not adorable. I am a refined lady of refined taste!"
"Funny, I didn't take you for Winter." Blake quipped. Weiss rolled her eyes.

"Oh, how funny, Blake."

Yang whistled. "You know, taking a leaf from Taiga's book with the pads might help you out."

She got a slap to the back of the head for her troubles.

"Shut. Up." Weiss vehemently muttered, looking away.

"I still can't believe those two got together."
"It was in the freaking title." Yang stated, emphasising her words with her hands gesturing towards the chapter title. "It's not like it was exactly unexpected. They spent literally half the series together."

"Still horribly cliché..." Weiss grumbled. "I don't see why everyone had to be so stupid about it.

Only Ami made any sense and nobody listened to the poor girl."
"You act like an alpha...person the whole series, that's your karma." Yang shrugged. "Just the way the cookie crumbles."

"...that's a terrible idiom."
"Oh, I know."

To be continued...

A/N: Next chapter, we will finally possibly be able to finish all of the remaining Weiss Reacts chapters and then you people can get back to something fun.

So, I hope you enjoyed that, leave your ideas, comments, criticisms, reviews, thoughts and suggestions, and I hope you have a GREAT day! Until next time!