2:13 PM

(What. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!)

Abicus' starred with his jaw dropped upon viewing the evisceration of the black hole.

(They. They penetrated my hole?! You can't fucking do that! That's cheating! RAGHAFAHARGH!)

It looked as if Abicus' bloodshot eyes could have popped out at a moment's notice as he twisted his wand, making it change shape as if it were rubber. Then he sighed and took off his hat.

(Guess I'll have to go with plan B.)

He rummaged in his hat for a few moments. Then...

While holding Yoshikawa's hand, Mumen Rider dangled from the edge of a building. He groaned and strained as he tried to pull the combined weight of her and Last Order up literally single handedly.

"Have no fear ladies!" he proclaimed after a pant. "Mumen Rider will get you to safety in no time flat so just "hang on- hey, you're getting pretty light."

He turned around to meet Accelerator holding Yoshikawa in a bridal position as he slowly slowly walked down the side of the building. With one arm, he grabbed Mumem Rider and held him under his arm like luggage. The three of them then slid down the side of the building at a leisurely pace.

"You know," Yoshikawa said. "You can be a real gentleman when you feel like it."

"The fuck up."

"Misaka agrees. You fought bravely against a black hole that destroyed most of the city for the sake of saving us and for that, Misaka thanks you, says Misaka as she gives Accelerator a smoochum on the cheek as a sign of affection. Mwuah!"

Accelerator winced. He'd most definitely give me a stroke if he knew that I told you guys he didn't mind it all that much.

"I swear to God, I'll drop all of you."

"Justice," Mumen Rider needlessly added.

Carrying a gasping Touma in his cape, Saitama fell quickly to the ground. He stared at resting young man with a proud smile.

"You did good kid," he says with a warmth he hasn't felt in a very long time.

Touma groaned.

"...I wasn't entirely sure whether that'd work or not. My right hand can't negate magic if it's strong enough...Arghhhh...so I guess you weren't so useless after all."

"Heh. You piece of shit."

Touma weakly smiled.

However, his smile quickly turns into a frown upon seeing a massive figure briefly blocking the sun.

"Ah?"

Saitama was just as shocked when he saw the same thing heading towards his comrades several meters ahead of him.

A massive white rabbit. Approximately 386.765 kilometers tall and 200 km wide to be exact. It had pink scalera and tiny (relative to it), rapidly moving violet pupils. A pair of uneven buck teeth jutted out of it's snout.

Tatsumaki sat on the ground propped against her sister's shoulder, panting.

"Scatter!" Atomic Samurai yelled before jumping several feet diagonally.

Puri-Puri Prisoner picked up Fubuki and followed Atomic Samurai with Child Emperor jumping in pursuit. Meanwhile Speed-o'-Sound Sonic picked up Tatsumaki and turned around, dashing away at high speed. Bang soon after followed Sonic. Genos grabbed Mikoto and Kuroko by the nape of their collars with the intent of hoisting them over his shoulders but Kuroko teleported herself and Mikoto while he did so.

Genos' palms glew orange. He aimed them at its nape but did not fire when he realized he was at top of a building 200 feet away from where he was just standing. The windows on the complexes adjacent to the rabbit shattered. He looked down to his right and saw the rabbit making an impact on the street, shaking the very building he stood on. He nearly lost his balance while the weakened Kuroko fell over.

It jumped onto what seems like an apartment building, completely obliterating it upon contact. A few fragments flew towards the building that Bang and Puri-Puri Prisoner were on of but the two of them destroy them with high speed punches. Genos made quick work of the incoming fragments with an ocean of orange flames with his Incinerator.

Taking the initiative, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic ran up the rabbit's right foot while pulling out his dagger. But making contact with its skin, the blade shattered much to his chagrin. After a slight delay, he pulled out his main sword.

Atomic Samurai leapt from atop of a building and unsheathed his sword.

(Better aim for the guy controlling it. Don't wanna end up breaking my sword like Sonic.)

Abicus simply waved his wand as if he didn't care.

"Gale Wind. Level 5."

While mere centimeters away from him, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic and Atomic Samurai were blown back several feet by a massive wind. Air friction caused some slight burns on their skin and they even teared up a bit.

The Rabbit took another hop, becoming nothing but a speck in the empty blue sky.

"Not good! A jump from that distance could cause a shockwave spreading through the entire city!" Child Emperor yelled.

"Shit!" Saitama yelled from several miles away. "It's too far away! We're not gonna make it!"

While carrying Touma, he ran as fast as he could. However, it didn't take a genius to realize that the rabbit was too far away for them to reach even at his top running speed. He could have simply jumped towards it, seeing that he made it from the moon to Earth in under two seconds. But Touma was badly damaged by the air friction from the black hole. He wasn't large enough to cover the young man with his body and his cape wasn't thick enough to offer protection at similar speeds.

Saitama was at a stalemate. The impact of his punches would just bounce back if he hit Abicus. And he would risk launching the rabbit several miles with a serious attack. The only way to beat them would be a combined effort between Saitama and Touma but even that wasn't possible from

When all hopped seemed lost, something zipped past Saitama.

"Mwuhahahahahahahaha!" Abicus laughed as he held his hat with his right hand. His beard, remains of his hair, and caped flapped in the turbulence as he rapidly descended towards Academy City. "So long shit heads! You'll rue the day you were born after you've wrong Abicus the Magnificent! HAHAHAHAHA!"

The rabbit soon reached the ground. Actually, that's not quite accurate. It violently shook and Abicus lost his balance for a second. This was because the impact was redirected from it's left foot by Accelerator's Reflection. Normally, it would have been launched in any direction of Accelerator's choosing. But then it would have been launched further away allowing it to recover and jump again. And launching it into the air would just set it up for another attack. With all this in mind, Accelerator grabbed the tip of the rabbit's right foot and flipped it on it's back, creating an eruption several times weaker than what would have happened had it initially struck the ground. Abicus clung to the top of the rabbit's head using magic but the ride down was not fun.

"Well?!" Accelerator shouted as loudly as he could. "Don't just stand there! Do somethiiiiiiiing!"

Bang darted through the air like a bullet. He brought his arms back while having his fingers bent. Puri-Puri Prisoner followed and after curling up extended his body and took on some sort of ballerina like pose. His clothe shredded and black wings appeared from his back.

"Dark Angel Rush!"

"What!?" Accelerator gasps. "An angel?!"

Then Accelerator noticed the hulking figure was naked.

(...Nope.)

"ORAORAORAORAORA!"

Puri-Puri-Prisoner releases a barrage of punches while Bang thrusts his right palm into a section of the rabbit's stomach. The targeted areas sink but then bounce back up, knocking Puri-Puri Prisoner and Bang several feet in the opposite direction.

Accelerator kicked off but nearly dislocated his foot and fell on his stomach with a thud.

"God fucking dammit!" Accelerator said as he hits the on and off switch on his electrode choker several times to no avail. His cane was nowhere in sight since he left it with Yoshikawa. The rabbit's foot moved towards him.

"!"

Speed-o'-Sound Sonic whisked him away, supporting his neck so he didn't get whiplash.

"Technical issues?" Speed-o'-Sound asked.

"Tsk. My choker, the thing that lets me use my powers, ran out of power."

"Then you're useless."

"Bite me."

"Hmph. You've got edge."

"So everyone says."

Genos jumped from building to building, propelling himself with rockets on his back. Kuroko, holding Misaka around the waist while she teleports, barely managed to keep up.

Genos pointed his palms at atop of the rabbit's head, directly at Abicus.

"Incinerate!"

An enormous sheet of flame was ejected from his palms.

Without looking Abicus bent his left arm, pointing his wand to the sky.

"Misdirection."

The flames curved in an angle as if they were water being poured in a cup from a distance. From that irregular angle, the flames headed directly towards Genos.

He didn't even have time puts his hands up before being swallowed up in a swarm of fire.

"Mr. Cyborg! *FWISH!*" Mikoto yelled looking behind her.

"Pro tip," Abicus shouts. "If you're going for a sneak attack, don't shout it out! Not that it'll help you now."

Abicus waved his wand in a circular motion.

"Odin's Eye."

A purple light flashed. Then an eye the size of a human head with a golden iris appeared. The eye floated towards the edge of the rabbit. That spell, which was based on Norse mythology, allowed him to see everything within a field of 360 degrees. So while his regular eyes allowed him to see everything in front of him, Odin's Eye would inform him of everything behind him.

"Good luck hitting me with a sneak attack no-ah-oooow?!"

The rabbit stumbled over and screamed while it hopped on it's left foot. It's right foot was on fire. But Genos' attack was reflected right at him. There was no he could have done that.

As the terror hopper stumbled in pain, Stiyl Magnus wedged himself against a wall and the rabbit's back, swiftly avoiding being crushed.

Bang and Puri-Puri Prisoner landed gracefully on the street. Stiyl ran over to them and was soon joined by Atomic Samurai.

"Thank you, young one," Bang says.

"We're not done yet," Stiyl said without even considering a 'you're welcome.' "We need to come up with a strategy. Blunt attacks won't wo-"

Stiyl ceased talking as the three heroes before him suddenly disappeared in movements faster than he could detect.

"Atomic…"

A blue light slashes through half of a building heading their way, severing it in half. Then the severed parts were slashed vertically creating four chunks.

"...Slash!"

Bang obliterated one fragment with a single palm thrust. Puri-Puri Prisoner decimates another by punching it several times at lightning speed.

Atomic Samurai slashed one into several smaller and harmless pieces.

Stiyl took a step to the side to avoid being crushed by a stray fragment. The heroes landed a few meters away from him.

"Nice," said Puri-Puri Prisoner referring to Atomic Samurai. "But why didn't you just do that from the start?"

"Much as I like to take credit, that first strike wasn't mine."

"No."

A female voice caught the attention of the Z-City Heroes. The drawn out sound of a sword being sheathed was heard. The woman slowly approached them.

"That was mine."

The left leg of her jeans was torn off, as is the right sleeve of her jean jacket. It wasn't buttoned up which revealed a white t-shirt that seemed to be tied from the back, revealing her navel. Her long black hair in spite of being tied in a ponytail reached her hips.

Stiyl turned to her with an annoyed expression.

"You're late," Stiyl said in an irritated voice. "Kanzaki."