In this story: W for Wally West, R for Robin, D for Dick Grayson, A for Artemis Crock and U for Unknown.
W: Are nuns CIA... MI6... Or FBI?
R: Neither. Nterpol's Undercover Ninjas.
W: Dude isn't it Interpol?
R: Nterpol as in Interpol. They thought we wouldn't notice, but oh yeh we did!
R: Its definitely a Monday.
W: Lol. How yah doing?
R: The voices in my head are fighting, my imaginary friend is running with scissors and one of my personalities wandered off at the park. I only just found them!
W: ...
W: Dude, I changed my password last night to my laptop and I just woke up and can't remember it! SOS!
R: Dude, you only just woke up? Its the afternoon.
W: You aren't listening!
R: No, I'm reading. These are texts, Wally.
W: grrrrrr
R: Type 'food' in as your password.
W: OMG, your a lifesaver! Thank you, all-knowing one! Tysm!
R: *Bows*
U: Hiya... Arty.
A: Who is this?
U: Creepy freshman.
A: Dick!
D: That's my name, don't stress it out!
A: Can you stop stalking me?
D: ... No?
A: There's a creepy kid called Dick at my school who keeps stalking me!
R: I like him already.
A: he is so annoying! More so than you!
R: Is he date-worthy and good looking?
A: I suppose, why?
R: We laughing yet?
A: ... Wow, your such a Dick.