Deadpool's log book
[DANGER! Deadpool is nuts! Read at own parole!]
Hellooooo log book! Its meee your favorite guy triple W, and I have some awesome cool news! I found the Neko boy's trail! I found him near some weird forest full of awesome flowers. He was visiting some gothic chick and her weird Jamaican slash Latino hubby. I didn't like the guy much but his hair was awesome! And the rack on that woman… dam!
I placed a tracker on the boy when he wasn't looking and took a closer look at the woman's boo… house! I meant house… no scratch that I meant boobs… big beautiful round boobs! After admiring the mounds of awesomeness I knew I had to get back to work so I kept looking around the kid's house to find some kind of evidence to see why the weirdo snake people wanted him dead…. I know I know, I was hired to off the neko boy but after seeing Wolvey with him I knew the kid couldn't be all bad… then again wolvey did owe me three fifty! Either way I wanted to at least get to know the neko boy a little bit more.
The house was actually very homey, it reminded me of my old home… wait… didn't I live in a frat house… no I think it was an apartment… whatever! I rummaged through the place finding nothing real intresting until I found what looked like a teenager's room.
'YAY! Chances of porn!' I thought with joy! I continued looking around finding no sight of boob or hot man chest. I cried for a few minutes feeling so much pity for the poor deprived kid with no porn. I was going to give up when I found a cabinet filled with colorful bottles. 'YAY! Drugs!'
I took one bottle instantly and drank the entire thing, other than being disappointed when nothing happened nothing really changed. This kid was boooring! Or so I though, I looked down to see a huge hard on straining in my suit! I pulled it out to find six new inches! This kid was awesome!
I decided to stop messing with the awesome drugs this kid had and looked around for anything incriminating… sadly the extra inches faded away after an hour… after crying for a great lose I found what I thought was the neko's room. I found a photo book full of happy moments that made me hurl in happiness. I couldn't kill this kid! His family was too cool!
Sadly I had a job to do and I'm sure the stupid snake people will not stop bothering me until he's six feet under. Sorry kid but you'll have to be stabbed in the butt repeatedly… and then I'll kill you… yah…
The next few days I just tracked down the neko until I found a huge mansion full of weird kids. This was going to be tricky… now I'm not a monster so I wasn't about to slaughter the whole school… I guess I'll just have to wait for an opening and try and separate him and Wolvey… wait now that I think about it… why was he so buddy-buddy with Wolvey to begin with? Wolvey was a huge stick in the mud downer but whenever he's around this neko kid he seems actually happy!
… No! I couldn't be! Did this little neko kid steel his heart!? Haahahahahaha! Wolvey and neko sitting in a tree! F. U. C. K. N I. G!
Man I can just see it now! Logan moaning over the kid as he begs him to sticks it to him… and then I walk in and say something like, 'you need a hand with training that puppy Wolvey?' AGHHhhh I can't wait! I'll confront them once I distract the others somehow… now I just have to think of how…