｢"So your name is Index Librorum Prohibitorum? Sounds like straight out of Shonen Jump to be honestly."｣

"Puff!" puffed out her cheeks so-called Index.

After Kamijou found silver-haired girl hanging on the balcony in early morning. The nun asked for some food, but spiky-haired boy doesn't have any food. So instead of feeding the nun, both of them began the conversation in his room.

Both were sitting opposite each other on the floor around the low table.

｢"So, Index-chan, how did you manage to land on my balcony?"｣

"I was escaping."

｢"Huh? Escaping? From whom?"｣

"From magicians."

Normal person wouldn't have believed what she said. Also, normal person would have said something like "Magicians? You have watched too much fantasy movies, aren't you?" or similar to that.

But, Kamijou isn't who you would consider as a normal person.

｢"Oh wow?! Magicians?! Really?! So magic exists?! Like in manga?! Are you a magician?! Hey, hey! Can you do Yusarin magic incantation?! Can you, can you, can-?!"｣

"Aaaahhhhhhhhh! Don't load me with so much questions! I can't use magic and I never heard about Yusarin magic incan-"

ggggrrrrrrrooooooowwl...

The nun's speech was suddenly interrupted with growl in her stomatch.

｢'I better should have bought yesterday some groceries instead of manga. Ah, Such Misfortune.'｣

｢"Hey, Index-chan!"｣

"Hm?"

｢"Do you want to come with me to the family restaraunt? I'll order some food for you."｣

"Really?" stars started glowing in nun's eyes from amusement

｢"Yeah, why not?"｣

"Hooray!" cried happily Index while holding fork and spoon in her hands.

Kamijou brought the nun to the family restauraunt and ordered food for her. But silver-haired girl demanded so much food that will be enough to feed more than one person.

While Index was eating happily, Kamijou stared down on his pay bill.

｢'Nothing astounding from my luck as usual. Such Misfortune.'｣ though Kamijou while sweatdropping.

｢"So, Index-chan, you said that you can't use magic, right? Then why magicians chase you?"｣ questioned Kamijou as he returned back to topic.

"It because grimories storaged in my head." answered Index while not stopping enjoying her food.

｢"Grimories storaged in your head? So your head is full of magical books?"｣

"No, I can just memorize all of them. I have ability to memorize things and never forget them."

｢"Really? It's very interesting."｣ said Kamijou as he brought up his point finger to his chin.

After answering the question, Index finished her food quickly.

"Thank you for food. Oh, by the way, what is your name? It's rude for me not knowing the name who helped me."

｢"Well, my name is Kamijou Touma."｣

"Well, Kamijou-san, thank you for food and sorry for bothering you."

After she said these words, the silver-haired girl left the table and quickly walked out of the restaurant.

｢"Hey, wait!"｣ shouted Kamijou with a little suprised tone.

Kamijou left his money for food on the table and with hurry left the restaurant.

｢"Hey, Index-chan, wait!"｣ shouted Kamijou as he catched up to Index in the alley.

The nun stopped and turned her head to the misfortunate boy.

"Hm? What is it?"

｢"Where are you going?"｣

"Like i said, I'm escaping from magicians and I don't want to involve you to this, You don't want your room to be burned, don't you?."

｢"Don't want to involve me? C'mon, Index-chan. I don't know how strong these magicians are, but I can protect you. After all, I'm ally of weak!"｣

"Protect me? huh" said Index with pessimistic voice as she turned her head away from him.

"If you want to protect me then-'' as she said first part of speech, Index turned around to face him.

.

"-would you accompany me to the depth of hell?"

After these pronounced words, a silence started to reign.

"Index-chan" said Kamijou after several seconds of silence. The important thing to note was not only his different tone, but his different expression.

Instead of fake, positive-like expression on his face. He wore a very serious and emotionless expression. An expression of a boy who never was truly genuinely happy all of his life.

Instead of fake, lying, kind of cheerful tone of his voice. He had cold, unhappy and serious tone. A tone of a boy who never was truly lucky and not satisfied with his life.

Basically, he revealed his true himself. Revealed the most misfortunate person in the world.

Index was very suprised.

Kamijou continued speaking with his current, true tone of voice "Index, I can...no! I will accompany you to the depths of hell! No matter how long you will go, I will always accompany you! But...-" Kamijou trailed off on couple of seconds "-...would you accept me to accompany you? A negative and the most misfortunate person in the world? A worst Minus? Also, would you become my...no, could I become your friend, Index?"

A silence started to reign again.

"R-really? You would accompany me?" questioned Index with soft and almost shocking voice, while breaking a silence.

"Yes." immediatly answered Kamijou. He answered like it was undeniably true.

After the answer, Kamijou felt like something clinged and embraced him.

It was hug from silver-haired nun Index.

"Yes! Yes! I will be your friend! Thank you, Touma!" said the nun with truly happy voice. Kamijou heard sounds of her cry.

But it wasn't cry of sadness.

It was cry of happiness.

"No, I must said 'thank you', Index-chan" said Kamijou as he hugged her back. He said it with some little, true happiness in his tone and showed a little, but not fake smile.

It's like he was a little bit close the road of the true happiness.

This scene would have been perfect for serious romantic manga...

But as a Minus, Kamijou with minimum 80% of probability could ruin this.

｢"Then, as a friend, will you wear for me Naked Arpon, please~?" said Kamijou with his usual fake tone.｣

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The nun glanced upon him with scary, pissed off expression, her eyes were glowing red. She even glowed some scary aura, that's even scared Kamijou himself.

"TOOOOOOOUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAA!"

｢"No naked arpon? Ah! Such misfortune."｣

Immedeatly after this, Kamijou Touma received his punishment.

Well, nothing amusing from Minus.

A midnight.

｢"So your nun clothing is Walking Church and it is Pope-class?"｣ said Kamijou as he сame out of elevetaor to the passageway on the seventh floor together with Index.

"Yes, it is. It can absorb almost any magical and physical attack" answered the silver-haired girl.

Since the nun had nowhere to sleep and besides magicians chase her, Kamijou allowed Index stay in his dorm for her own safety.

After they stepped out of elevator, someone spoke.

"There you are." said the voice of a man.

Instantly, when man spoke this words, the nun widened her eyes and felt an ice crawl up her spine

It wasn't voice of Kamijou Touma.

It was voice of some stranger down the passageway.

They both looked at the source of voice.

It was the red-haired man with european features and over two meters tall.

Despite looking like adult, he was probably fourteen or fifteen. He wore a pure black version of habits, but could not quite be called a priest. Very noticeable features of this man(?) was a barcode like tattoo underneath his right eye and poisonous earnings on his ears. Also he had a lit cigeratte on the edge of his mouth.

The red-haired man(?) continued..

"I have been looking for you so long. So while I was doing this, you involved some idiot amateur to this?''

｢"Oh, it was very mean, don't you think, -kun?"｣ complained Kamijou with slightly visible hint of sarcasm/mocking tone.

While Kamijou was wearing his usual blank smile, Index was shivering from fear and has scary expression on her face.

"T-touma, please run." said Index with weak and scared voice as she tugged at his white T-shirt.

"You better listen to her, run while you can have opportunity." added the magician.

｢"Run? Index-chan, I promised that I will protect you, so no. After all. I'm an ally of weak and your friend."｣

"B-but he-"

｢"No buts, Index. You will better go down and wait for me while I would be handling some business with -Rude-Magician-kun."｣ after finishing the sentence two enormous screws appeared out of the blue in his hands.

Immediately in the response, the red-haired magician grabbed the cigarette from his mouth and flicked it away to the side.

The lit cigarette flew horizontally, over the metal railing, and hit the wall of the neighboring building. An orange line traced the cigarette's path as an afterimage and sparks flew when it hit the wall.

"Kenaz" muttered the magician.

Instantly after this, the orange line exploded and a sword of flames appeared in his right hand.

"Then please, come back alive!" said Index as she quickly ran to another side of building to the emergency staircase.

In the passageway only remained the magician and the misfortunate boy.

Both were 25 meters apart.

"I'll give you a chance: run away while you can. Even if you defeat me, my partner who is much more stronger then me, will face you and I don't think you would able defeat her."

｢"No, thanks!"｣

"Huh, how you wish."

After ending the interaction, both instantaneously began taking actions.

While Kamijou started to charge to his enemy while pointing each of his screws in his direction. The magician swung his blazing flame sword at him horizontally.

As soon as the flame sword striked Kamijou, it exploded omnidirectionaly like erupting volcano. Flames with 3000 degrees Celsius almost covered the passageway and melted Kamijou's body and his screws almost instantly.

The fight ended very quickly with the loss of Kamijou Touma.

"And who killed you again? What have you got yourself into this time"? asked a certain one-eyed blonde girl to the boy with mix of boredom and some annoyance.

Blonde girl wore revealing outfit and witch-like hat. She wore eyepatch over her right eye and color of her remaining eye was green.

She was.

｢"Othi-chan."｣

"How many times I said to not call me that, human. Do you want to get to an infinite loop of hell again?"

｢"Oh no, thanks! I don't wanna feed the group of hungry wanderers with my body again, Othinus-san."｣

Both were in typical japanese middle school class room. While Kamijou was sitting in a student desk, Othinis was sitting on the teacher desk.

"So what you got into yourself, human?"

｢"..Magicians."｣

"Magicians? Huh, how many times I told you about the existence of Magic and yet, you didn't believe me, despite knowing that I'm a god?"

｢"Yeah, yeah, Othi-chan. I lose again as always."｣

"So how is your progress, human?"

｢"...none, this magician that I faced was disappointment."｣ as he said these words, Kamijou got up from the table and started to walk towards the exit.

"Sigh" slightly exhaled the blonde girl "...this world is so boring and with out meaning in life for me, maybe, I would just end myself?" as she said these words, Kamijou stopped moving.

He didn't turn around to face her, instead, he just glanced at the exit.

"Othinus, please, wait a little bit more, I'll find someone who can defeat you, just wait, please." said Kamijou with his true, not fake tone of voice.

"How you wish, human.''

"But first, I must deal with some another problem."

As soon as he said that, the boy left the classroom.

"I'll wait for you, human." said Othinus while glancing at the exit.

"Sigh" exhaled Styil Magnus as he closed his eyes.

He didn't want to kill this boy, but for the sake of Index, he must've do this. His mission was to find Index, erase all of her memories and retrieve back to England. He didn't like this dirty job, he didn't like torment Index, but he must do this for her sake or she will die.

As soon as he opened his eyes...

Styil was shocked.

"What?!" he said as he widened his eyes as much as possible.

After he opened his eyes, all traces of destruction and battle disappeared.

Like it never happened.

Instead, before his eyes was boy standing completely unharmed and holding two enormous screws in his hands.

"H-how?! Where are flames? How you even alive?!"

｢"Who knows?"｣ said the spiky-haired boy with smirk and slightly unvisible mocking tone in his voice.

'Is this boy magician or esper. Does he use something like illusions?' this thought crossed magician's mind.

Styil took several steps backwards. He felt trembling from his spine, sweat pouring down from his entire body.

He felt fear.

He sensed the aura full of negativity, disgust and danger emitting from this boy.

He even started to doubt that he is even human. He started to think that he is some evil creature wearing casual clothes and underneath a human skin.

"Tsk!" clicked his tongue magician.

Styil begun preparing new attack.

He start preparing his strongest spell.

"MTWOTFF- gbbh!" stopped Styil his perfoming with coughing up his blood.

He felt tremendous pain on some area of his upper body.

He could barely stand.

He looked down at the source of his pain.

It was two screws stabbed in his tummy.

"Gbwah!" Styil vomited blood on the ground.

He looked at the one who did this.

It was the spiky-haired boy...no...creature. This creature was just smirking and standing there.

This creature spoke

｢"Its not Shonen Jump, you know? I'm not going just wait and watch how you preparing your new attack."｣

After this creature ended his speech, Styil lost his consciousness.

The night has come.

And many bright stars were visible on the sky.

And the silver-haired nun by name Index Librorum Prohibitorum was sitting on the bench nearby the dorm building. She wasn't looking up at the sky. She was staring down at the ground with worry written all over her face.

Only a few times have passed and Index already started to think that he is either dead or extremely seriously injured, no matter how much she wanted to think opposite.

'What have I done? I had better to not drag him to all of this."

The nun started to tear up, but...

｢"Index-chan!"｣ the voice of the boy appeared.

She slowly turned her head to the left and saw the familiar spiky-haired boy with his usual blank smile standing nearby.

...instantly her tears and worries were erased and replaced with joy.

"Touma!" happily shouted Index as she started run to him.

As soon as she came close to him, the nun tightly embraced him.

"I was worrying about you so much! Are you okay?!"

｢"Yes, Index-chan, I'm oka-"｣

gggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooowwll...

Suddenly, the boy's speech was interrupted with growl in Index's stomach.

｢"Such misfortune."｣

"Touma, are we going to your room?"

｢"Nope, it's dangerous to be in my place now."｣

"But where we will go?

｢"Oh, trust me Index, I know one safe place."｣

Kihara Amata has had great mood from this morning.

Several successful experiments, "teaching some lessons" to some stupid stubborn brats, getting rid of some stupid trash in Hound Dog.

Heck, even Aleister gave him vacation on the week for some reason.

It was truly the most lucky day he ever has in his life.

Currently, instead of his usual clothing, he was wearing his favourite dark bathrobe. He was comfortably sitting on the coach in his apartment and was enjoying his glass of cognac.

It's like nothing and nobody can ruin his lucky day and great mood so easily.

Except...

*Knock, knock* sounds of knocking door were heard.

"Who is that knocking on my door so late?" said Kihara as he put down his glass of cognac.

He rose up from his chair and wen to the corridor where door to the outside was located.

He opened the door and saw...something very-very unpleasant.

He saw the dark spiky-haired boy with blue eyes, his usual blank smile and slender figure. Behind him was some very young nun with silver hair and green eyes and wearing white nun habit.

He didn't know the nun at all, but he knew the spiky-haired boy very good.

That is way he was something very unpleasant to Amata.

｢"Hi, Kihara-kun! Long time no see!"｣ gestured the boy.

Instantaneously after this words, the scientist perfect mood was completely erased and his lucky day was ruined, and probably his vacation as well.

Nothing could have ruin his day...except for this boy.

"Why...why, why, WHY, WHY, WHY YOU FUCKING SHITTY BRAT MUST COME AND RUIN MY LUCKY FUCKING DAY AND FUCKING GREAT MOOD?! SAY, WWWHHHYYYY?!"

｢"Oh, I miss you too Kihara-kun!"｣

That is how the best day of Kihara Amata was ruined.

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